Dear Hillary,
You’ve had this before I’m sure, where a casual girlfriend takes up residence and won’t shift out. I’ve said she’s got to go and she’ll agree, but when I come back from work, she’s still there with excuses as to her father didn’t come with the truck, and other similar reasons. This has been going on for two weeks and I’m rapidly losing patience. It’s not as if we had a long time relationship, she’d only been living with me for four weeks beforehand. How do I get rid of her?
Jan
Dear Jan,
You brought all this on your own head, Petal, and now you are suffering the consequences. What you have to do now is to take a day off work and be very strict with her. Hire a truck to take her belongings away and pay her a little goodbye money. You have lived here for some time, so you know the score. Everything costs money here, doesn’t it! Cough up and she’ll move on to another sucker.
