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Dear Hillary,

Where can I buy a kangaroo skin floor mat? A friend of mine has one and it is a great talking piece, as well as keeping the cold floor tiles off your feet. My friend won’t tell me where he got his, but I’m sure it was somewhere near here.

Joe

Dear Joe,

Have you tried Melbourne airport? That’s fairly close to here. About 12 hours or so. They tell me that kangaroos breed like rabbits so the airport should have lots of skins as they try to keep the runways clear.