Dear Hillary,
My latest squeeze is pretty good, but being Thai she wants to have cold showers. Me, being English, I cannot stand cold showers, and insist on hot showers. No problems, just turn the heater on or off – but she likes showering together and puts on the pouts if I refuse. Any suggestions?
James
Dear James,
Yes, I do have a suggestion and it mainly relates to the toilet seat. Do you leave it up and she leaves it down? Just as I thought. You are totally incompatible, so get rid of her today. Forget the showering thing, that’s a distraction. Get her out now! By the way, some people tell me that English people don’t like showering anyway. Surely that’s not true? Or was this whole thing a make-up?
