Dear Hillary,
Met a lovely girl at one of my locals (there’s three all together). Chatty, joking, great personality, had me drinking far too much, but it was fun. Thought we could have a lazy breakfast together, but by the time my eyes were open she was dressed and ready to go, and the hand was straight out for “salary”. Saw her at the bar again last night and it was if we’d never left. Joking and all over me. When I went to go she put on a big pout and called me names. Is this the usual, Hillary?
Greg
Dear Greg,
How old are you, Petal? Your “lovely girl” is a professional. Time is money, and you had your money’s worth. All the fun in the bar was just to get you to take up her offer of a good time. No more, no less. Try the next bar when you are a couple of years older and can understand these things.
