Dear Hillary;
So much talk about giving ladies money. I don’t give them money; let me explain: These bulls are on a hill overlooking a meadow full of lovely cows. A young bull says to the others “I’m going down and get me a cow!” Soon, another bull says, “Hey there is a lot of cows down there, I going too!” A young bull says to the old bull, “Aren’t you going down there?” The old bull answers “Nope, if you’re a good bull, they’ll bring it to you.” Lesson learned.
Regarding lady salaries. I was blasted by a ‘Thai Mark’ as well as Hillary. Uh, a ‘Thai mark’ is someone destined to be relieved of their money. See ‘mark’ in a definition for explanation. Also, perhaps ‘TM’ is a missing child who is mad at me. I have been here in Pville for 25 years and can’t keep track of all of em’. Hillary ol’ girl; I have been to the PM several times and have contributed to various columns ever since I first met Peter M 22 years ago. I still think you are the English lad there although you have slipped up and implied that you are indeed Thai. I am the guy who has a striking resemblance to Paul Newman. Champagne dreams and chocolate kisses to you-ol’ girl?
Singhajerry
Dear Singhajerry,
I can assure you, my Petal, I am not the “English lad there.” I can also assure you that I will not be dreaming about a Paul Newman, blue eyed lookalike. And as regards your bull story, I think it really is a load of “bull”. Get back to the 7-eleven footpath and the bottle of Singha, there’s a good chap!
