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Family Money: Putting Risk in Perspective
 
The Computer Doctor

Successfully Yours: Hans-Jügen Lohr

Life Force: Were you born in a different era?
 
Snap Shots: How to photograph Pamplona!
   
Modern Medicine: The Eleven Minute Cigarette

Heart to Heart with Hillary
 
Grapevine

Dining Out: Delaney’s - You can’t go past a pasta
  
Lotus Eaters: Makha Bucha - a Westerner’s Experience

Down The Iron Road: The Famous Flying Scotsman
 
Coins of the Realm: Singapore Coin Auction
 
Animal Crackers: Hornbills

Family Money: Putting Risk in Perspective

By Leslie Wright

Accepting that all types of investment carry a certain amount of risk is a necessary step before making any investment, in my view.

Evaluating the level of risk you’re willing to accept is another matter. So is being objective about the degree of risk you should be taking on given your particular circumstances, as opposed to what you are willing to accept.

Many people I meet professionally fail to understand this last point, even if they understand the first two (which many don’t). So let me explain.

While most people know that investing in stocks & shares can put your capital at risk if you make the wrong guess, even a bank account carries several levels of risk.

First, the currency exchange rate may change dramatically (remember 1997-98?), which means that when you transfer money from one currency to another you get either more or less than you used to. This can be advantageous going one way and disadvantageous going the other.

Second, the interest rate on your deposits can change dramatically - as local depositors have discovered the hard way over the past couple of years. Three years ago Thai baht deposits were paying roughly 5 times what could be gained from US dollar deposits; now they’re earning less than ‘hard currency’ deposits in the international market.

Third, the bank could fold, and your money could then be tied up for years or disappear altogether.

Bonds

Government bonds - both from major markets such as the US & UK and emerging markets such as Thailand - are generally regarded as lower risk investments than equities, on the assumption that the government will honour the debt that the bonds represent, which they generally do.

However, in a climate of rising interest rates, bonds tend to be regarded as less enticing investments as the difference between the bank rate and bond yield narrows.

Stocks

Investing in well-chosen equities produces good returns over the longer term, but they can be quite volatile in the short term. Thus investing in stocks can put your capital at risk if your choice goes down - which it can do quite suddenly if negative news causes a change in sentiment, even though the fundamentals of the company are sound. (This was evident recently when Proctor & Gamble’s blue-chip stock plunged dramatically on a weaker-than-expected earnings’ forecast.)

The narrower your selection, the greater the risk. A few ‘blue chips’ in your home market will make your portfolio more volatile than spreading the risk through several markets. But these have to be wisely chosen, based on what is likely to happen over the coming period, not what happened in the past.

When a market has gone ballistic, shrewd investors bale out and seek opportunities elsewhere, leaving the latecomers who bought in near the top to hold the bag as the inevitable correction on overpriced stocks sweeps them down the slope to the vale of tears at the bottom - which is where the shrewd boys buy back in as the losers sell out in panic.

What risk?

So what amount of risk should a particular investor be taking on? Well, this depends on his circumstances and what he wants to achieve.

If he wants to build a nest-egg from excess income while he’s still working, he can afford to take on a higher degree of risk than if he’s about to retire and needs to conserve his capital.

If a retiree has sufficient capital to last him the rest of his life even after taking inflation into account, he should probably be taking on hardly any risk at all.

Someone aged 60 with $100,000 capital whose lifestyle requires $20,000 a year may be willing to take on the higher degree of risk required to try to produce a 20% return on his capital - and in the good times he may well be able to achieve this rate of growth if he invests shrewdly (or luckily). But come the downturn, and his exposure to risk may cause his capital to shrink quite suddenly.

Say he suffers a loss of 20% of his capital: to gain his “required” $20,000 a year from $80,000 capital means he would have to achieve 25% growth. This may be possible with some higher risk investments (or if the markets are kind or our investor is lucky), but accompanied by a similar chance of losing an additional chunk of capital... That is what risk is all about.

Alternatively, taking on a more realistic amount of risk will almost certainly produce a lesser return, meaning our investor will have to eat into his capital. This will result in less capital each year having to produce more income just to stay afloat. The tendency to take on undue risk to combat this is tempting, but should be avoided.

It is a paradox that a millionaire who could afford to lose $20,000 without really feeling it will generally accept a lower degree of risk than an investor with more modest amounts of capital, who “needs” to achieve a higher rate of growth to produce an adequate income from his limited capital, which in fact he cannot afford to put at risk. The degree of risk our investor with more modest means is willing to accept is often inappropriate to his circumstances, and could be hazardous to his financial health.

Leslie Wright is Managing Director of Westminster Portfolio Services (Thailand) Ltd., a firm of independent financial advisors providing advice to expatriate residents of the Eastern Seaboard on personal financial planning and international investments. If you have any comments or queries on this article, or about other topics concerning investment matters, contact Leslie directly by fax on (038) 232522 or e-mail [email protected]. Further details and back articles can be accessed on his firm’s website on www.westminsterthailand.com.

Editor’s note: Leslie sometimes receives e-mails to which he is unable to respond due to the sender’s automatic return address being incorrect. If you have sent him an e-mail to which you have not received a reply, this may be why. To ensure his prompt response to your enquiry, please include your complete return e-mail address, or a contact phone/fax number.

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The Computer Doctor

by Richard Bunch

From Hugh Smirles, Chonburi: I am writing to you as I think I may be being ‘taken for a ride’ by a repair shop in Pantip Plaza. I am a great tinkerer by nature and enjoy changing things around in my PC, adding and removing pieces of hardware, etc. I have done this for as long as I have owned a computer, albeit in England. I have continued to do the same thing since moving to Thailand, and I really don’t see the difference. Because I am always in and out, I rarely close the case, it’s just more convenient. All was going well until I returned home from a weekend break and switched on, well actually I tried to switch on but nothing happened. Although I am a tinkerer, I am not an expert so I took it to Pantip Plaza for them to check. They have told me that the motherboard has to be replaced as it has shorted out probably as a result of some insect damage; I find this somewhat hard to believe, what do you think?

Computer Doctor replies: As unbelievable as it may seem, this is a problem that comes up fairly frequently in Thailand. The culprit is normally a Gecko; they seem to like the warmth. The damage is usually as a result of them urinating rather than from their bodies. In any event, since you admit you have not closed your case, it is probable that indeed your motherboard has sustained some physical damage. It is also worth mentioning that as well as keeping the case closed, if you remove a card and don’t replace it with another, the hole should be closed with a blanking plate.

From Brian North, Dunstable: My wife is Thai and we have a Thai keyboard and presently have the Thai/English version of Windows 98 installed. The PC has become very slow recently and hangs quite frequently, probably as a result of the large number of programs that have been installed then uninstalled. I usually find I have to do a reinstall about once a year and being retired it gives me something to do. I have been itching to try Windows 2000 and would like to try this on my system, which is a Tiny, Pentium III with 128Mb RAM. So I certainly have adequate specification, my only concern is that my wife will not be able to type or read Thai and it will no doubt be a long time before Microsoft launches a Thai/English version. Do you think I should install Windows 2000 or stick with Windows 98? I know you have written a couple of articles on Windows 2000 which I have read but I do not think I will have any problems with my hardware or the major programs that I use.

Computer Doctor replies: The installation routine of Windows 2000 includes a compatibility test, which will test if your hardware and software and report any likely problems. Take note of what it says and remedy what you can before proceeding.

With regards to your wife being able to read and type Thai, this is possible with Windows 2000 English version; not only is Thai supported but many other languages, too, which hitherto required separate language versions. The only thing is that the help is only available in English and the menus don’t switch. But at 800Mb plus for a full installation you would expect it to be fairly comprehensive in its coverage.

Send your questions or comments to the Pattaya Mail at 370/7-8 Pattaya Second Road, Pattaya City, 20260 or Fax to 038 427 596 or E-mail to [email protected]

Richard Bunch is Managing Director of Action Computer Technologies Co., Ltd. Providing professional services which include; website design, turnkey e-commerce solutions, website hosting, domain name registration, computer and peripheral sales service and repairs, networks (LAN & WAN) and IT consulting. Please telephone 038 716 816, e-mail [email protected] or see our website www.act.co.th

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Successfully Yours: Hans-Jürgen Lohr

by Mirin MacCarthy

The driving force behind Lohr Trading and Consulting is long time Thailand resident Hans-Jürgen Lohr. It is a very successful company, one whose work has received awards from the United Nations and the Thai Government, but Hans-Jürgen Lohr never came here to work. He came to Thailand to retire.

Born in central Germany in Kassel, Hans-Jürgen was an only child, son of a waiter. His father died when Hans-Jürgen was only nine years old, and his mother, a resolute person, raised her only son. (Mother, by the way, is now 90 years old and is coming out for a visit this year!)

After the compulsory 12 years of schooling, Hans-Jürgen went to Business School for another 3 years and then became a public servant, a position he held until he was 40 years of age. During that time he married and had two children, a son and a daughter.

While still working as a public servant in Germany, he had visited Thailand, both for his work and on vacation and had liked the country and the lifestyle. Hans-Jürgen also had a plan, “When I have enough money, I stop work.”

That plan came to fruition in March 1987 and Hans-Jürgen left his native Germany to come to Thailand to live the life of the retiree. He laughed when recalling those days, “I do not like snow and ice,” he said.

He invested some of his money in houses, a move which was eventually to become one of the catalysts in his returning to work, even though he did not know it at the time. The other major factor was the Immigration Department. By 1993 he had completely settled, had remarried and applied for his one year visa - but the rules had changed! He was too young to get a 12 month visa as a retiree, so he was informed he would either have to go to work, or go back to 3 month visa runs.

This was not what Hans-Jürgen wanted to hear, but since he was having trouble with leaking roofs in his houses, he decided to start a business doing roof sealing and insulation. “The water was always coming into my home and I remembered this system in Germany, so I investigated, got a machine from the US and the chemicals from Germany and began the company in 1994.”

While Hans-Jürgen is proud of the fact that his company has been busy since day one, it did go through some teething technical problems too. “Our first job was a textile factory and we should have finished in two days, but the job took us six weeks!” This was compounded by the fact that they began advertising the company before the equipment was delivered. “The machine took eight weeks to arrive and we had too many orders already.”

So the man who came here to retire found that he had built a very successful business, so much so that he brought his German son Karl into the company and began to then try and take steps backwards towards the retirement he had worked so hard to achieve.

“So I retired again for the second time. I only go to work for 30 minutes in the morning and 15 minutes in the evening.” Was this the idyllic state that Hans-Jürgen Lohr wanted? Unfortunately no. Hans-Jürgen’s wife works all day and his new son, Hans, aged five and a half is at school all day. “Now I have too much time,” he said.

So what did our second time retiree do? He is negotiating to take over 66% of a plastics company on the Eastern Seaboard. He explains this with a shrug of the shoulders and the statement, “I have to do something.”

When the retired Hans-Jürgen is not working, he enjoys reading and watches the German news on TV. He also does some swimming and is an active member of the Jomtien Pattaya Rotary Club, where he is the Vocational Service Director. Once a year he takes time to return to Germany for a holiday. “I go for ten days, which is twelve days too much!”

As someone who has made it in Thailand, his advice to those who would emulate this is basically to follow the steps that he himself followed. “Stay two to three years and do not work. Look at the market and stay away from tourist businesses, they are too seasonal.”

Hans-Jürgen Lohr has certainly worked hard to get where he is today - in the country he came to retire in if it were not for leaky roofs and the Immigration laws!

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Life Force: Where you born in a different era?

by Tracy Murdoch

Have you ever thought you were born in a different era? I definitely was! Over here in the North West of England I am considered somewhat bizarre and not just because I’m Scottish. I’m not quite 30 years old and most of my peers are either having great fun finding life relationship number 2 or 3, feeling miserable because life relationship number 1 is fading fast, or feeling utterly neurotic because they just ‘don’t know where the are going’ with their life.

Now I know exactly where I’m going (well I’ll tell myself I do). I have the finest educated palate for a decent cup of tea and a well textured scone. A great ‘yap’ (conversation) is paramount to having a good day. This sounds like the average retired person yes?! It was to my utter delight to see a favourite of mine featured in the Pattaya Mail. Ed Stewart, Radio 2 Disc Jockey has been jaunting off to Pattaya to play golf! Now here in England as you listen to Radio 2 you have to be at least middle aged but I really like it, especially first thing in the morning.

Terry Wogan, Radio 2 supremo, is one of my heroes. I wake up to him every morning; in fact it is sometimes difficult to get up for work because he make me laugh so much. He currently has a fun feature where listeners are calling, e-mailing him, etc., to tell him who they would most like to slap today! Obviously this where my similarity with a serene retired person ends. I wonder what my mother would think of me having a pensioner as my ideal man! If Terry ever accompanies Ed for a golf trip, let me know will you?

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Snap Shots: How to photograph Pamplona!

by Harry Flashman

One of the greatest names in photography, and also one of the founders of the Magnum Agency, is Henri Cartier-Bresson. It was Cartier-Bresson who coined the tern “the decisive moment” when taking a shot. He and Lartigue were masters of capturing that momentary instant in time. How many times have you looked at one of your shots and said, “Pity I missed the chap who fell in the water that split second later” or similar. But I digress.

Pamplona - “the decisive moment”.

Our Henri had many other words of wisdom and Harry’s favourite is “It’s terrific to photograph Pamplona, but it’s better when the bulls are running.” What a wonderful way to say “Be prepared” when you go on a photo shoot, or even just go anywhere!

You see, we have all been to wonderful places all over the world and pulled out our faithful camera and taken Aunt Maude standing in front of the Eiffel Tower. Great shot of Maude. Lousy shot of Paris!

Thailand is such a wonderful country for the photographer - much better than Pamplona. The colourful images you can put together here are incredible. However, it does need a little homework before you start blazing away. As Henri pointed out - what time of year do they let the bulls run through Pamplona?

Next time you are going to sight-see in some other part of this country, you should do a little research first. It would certainly be annoying to go to Nakhon Nowhere for a day and find out when you got back, that the world’s largest Dung Beetle lived there and it comes out once a year and you didn’t know! So you didn’t get that picture. A picture you might even have been able to sell to international magazines. Don’t laugh, our local numismatist Jan Olav Aamlid sold his pictures of the Norwegian BASE jumpers leaping off Pattaya Park Tower and received many thousands of baht for having researched his subject properly. Jan Olav is the first to admit he is not a “professional” photographer - but he’s certainly been paid for his efforts.

So what should you do before you go on that next trip? Research! Researching anywhere is not too difficult. Books, the internet, the tourism agencies, asking people who have been there or came from there. It takes a little while, but in the end it is worth it.

What you then do is produce a list of likely subjects, or “hits” that you are going to look for in this place. For example, let’s think about Sri Racha, right next door. A little digging will come up with the fact that Sri Racha has a Tiger Zoo, makes a special fish sauce, has a turtle farm out on the end of the pier, has inexpensive hotels on stilts on the edge of the seafront and has strange Samlors with motorcycle fronts and car engines.

When you think about it, that’s a lot of ground to cover photographically. But that’s what this research and lists are all about - making you think. Making you think about how you might show the making of the Sri Racha fish sauce. At that point, you have become a photographer! You are looking at ways to depict an event, or a place or a certain subject. You have now realised that good photographs do not just “happen”, they are made. And you are going to make it.

So next time you are heading off and intend to take the camera, a little research will return you some much better shots and make your photography much more satisfying. Who knows, you could even sell a couple and pay for the entire trip. Jan Olav made enough to fly to Norway and watch them jump again. Makes you think, doesn’t it?

By the way, they run the bulls in Pamplona during the annual festival of San Fermin, 6-14 July, which commemorates the martyrdom of a local 3rd-century saint. Book your tickets now!

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Modern Medicine: The Eleven Minute Cigarette

by Dr Iain Corness

According to a scientific report in the British Medical Journal, I have lost four and a half years from my life. I am not too pleased about this, I can assure you. I enjoy life too much to want to lose four and a half years worth of it!

The researchers have stated that for every cigarette you smoke, you lose 11 minutes from your life. Now that is a startling figure when you think about it.

In my own case, I began smoking as an undergraduate, in the good old days before we knew there were any dangers associated with smoking the weed. And that’s not an excuse either, I know. I smoked for 20 years, by which time, the evidence was insurmountable and I knew I had to give up. That fateful day was July 4th, 1981 (not that I’m counting)!

Looking back, I suppose that a realistic average was 30 cigarettes a day, so for me the calculation went as follows - 30 x 365 = 10,950 cigarettes a year. Now multiply that by 20 years and you get 219,000 cigarettes. Multiplied by 11 minutes per fag and you have 2,409,000 minutes. Divide by 60 to get hours, then by 24 to get days and then by 365 to get years and you come up with four and a half. A number which still annoys me, even as I write this.

Imagine if I had still been smoking today? It would be 9 years lost from my allotted life span. I could even be dead already! What a terrible thought!

The researchers were also down to earth enough to suggest what you could do with all the extra time you get by not lighting up that next cigarette. The 11 minutes for the next cigarette could be better used by telephoning a friend. Not smoking a 20 pack of cigarettes saves 3 hours 40 minutes which could be used to watch a long movie or two football matches, while not smoking the next carton of 200 gives you one and a half days to fly around the world! With the price of cigarettes in many overseas countries, you’d probably save enough for the plane fare as well.

So why do some of us still smoke? To appear sophisticated? I don’t think so. Ever watched someone smoking? Certainly doesn’t look too sophist to me. No, the simple answer is that it is an addiction. Worse than heroin, the researchers say again. It is very hard to get off, so rather than admit to addiction, we invent little excuses like, “It relaxes me” which it actually doesn’t. Anything that can increase your blood pressure by ten points and your pulse rate by twenty points is certainly not “relaxing” things.

It is not easy to give up, but if you’re looking for a reason, just think about the next 11 minutes you are going to lose. It might just help you with the resolve. I do not regret my decision taken in 1981, even though I went through hell with withdrawals. It’s comforting to know the next 11 minutes are mine, not the Tobacco Monopoly’s!

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Dear Hillary,

The other night I got drunk with a couple of mates and got a tattoo done on my arm. I reckon this wasn’t too smart and I’m afraid of the HIV thing. When can I check to see if I’ve got it and is it dangerous?

Tattoo Tim

Dear Tim,

Unsterilized needles can certainly transmit AIDS so you are wise to check. You can check for HIV (AIDS) at the hospital today. However, it will take three months before HIV shows up in the blood test. Do not spend the next three months panicking, just don’t do anything else with an HIV risk in the meantime! Next time get a temporary tattoo, they’re much safer!

Dear Hillary,

Since coming to Pattaya I notice that there are foot massage places springing up everywhere. As I am getting older, my question is: does foot massage actually work?

Footsie

Dear Footsie,

Of course it works, but it all depends on what you mean by “work”. It works for the proprietors and educates their children. It works for the masseuses and feeds their families. Will it rejuvenate your sex life and give you children? Well it’s cheaper than Viagra, but not as instantaneous!

Dear Hillary,

All the security guards round Pattaya seem to be armed to the teeth with night sticks, truncheons and handcuffs. Is this really necessary and do they have a licence to use them? I’d be interested to know.

Old Bill

Dear Old Bill,

Licence? What’s a licence? This is Pattaya. You want a licence, you make it yourself! Jokes aside, let’s put it this way, Bill. Does the felon have a licence to break and enter? Be thankful your security guard has the equipment to protect you and yours and don’t worry about licences.

Dear Hillary,

I think I’ve done something really stupid. I read a week ago that you said not to give money to the girls round here. I loaned ten thousand baht to one lady I know who said she would pay it back within three weeks. It’s a month now and I haven’t seen her or heard from her, and her friends say she has gone up country. Do you think I’ve lost the money? What should I do now?

Foolhardy

Dear Foolhardy,

You haven’t “lost” your money. You know perfectly well where it is. It’s with some girl up country, you silly fellow. You gave it away, that’s what you did with it. Mind you, I didn’t say you shouldn’t give your money away, I said you shouldn’t lend it. There’s a big difference. Yes, Hillary doesn’t think you’ll see that money again (or the girl). Next time give it to Hillary for “safe” keeping. At least you’ll know I’m enjoying it. In the meantime, what you should do is to get one of those T-shirts that says, “I spent all my money on women and booze. The rest I wasted.” It fits. Hope the shirt does too.

Dear Hillary,

I am coming to Pattaya later this year and wondered if you could recommend some cheap digs for a couple of weeks? Close to the beach and not too far from the night spots. I want to spend about five pounds a night. Is this possible?

Tim

Dear Tim,

Of course it’s possible. Everything’s possible in Pattaya! At current rate of exchange your five pound note is worth around 300 baht. You will get accommodation for that. It won’t be all that luxurious, but it will be clean and serviceable. Since you found me by email, you could try www.pattaya-info.com for some listings.

Dear Hillary,

... Hillary received a very vitriolic letter the other day, with the writer complaining about treatment he felt he had received from a previous employer. Sorry but Hillary is not printing this letter, written by a young man using the nom de plume “Injusticed”, but there is a reply.

Dear “Injusticed”,

You must remember that Hillary is a column of advice to those with problems, mainly of the love-lorn variety. Hillary is not a forum for you to personally attack people in this community, no matter how much “provocation” you feel you have had. Personal denigration is what you have accused the other party of carrying out, and you are just as guilty in your letter. My advice is to accept the past as just another chapter in your life and get on with living. That’s today and planning for tomorrow. Harbouring resentment does nobody any good. Leastways you!

Dear Hillary,

This morning I saw a policeman in uniform eating at a roadside stall. There in front of him was an open can of beer. Do you think this is right? Should I report this man if I see him again? I would appreciate your advice.

Singha

Dear Singha,

Mind your own business! I presume you are a visitor here. In your society, there’s an old saying that goes, “Don’t buck City Hall”. Here, you can safely add in the Police Department. Anyway, who said he was on duty? Did you actually see him drink from it? It might have been left, or being kept as evidence. You know how hot it has been recently and he was probably thirsty. 

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GRAPEVINE

Joint motoring
A resident Brit, who had finally tired of the astonishing delights of Pattaya, explained to his live-in girlfriend that he had decided to go back to live in Nottingham in Middle England. She was somewhat shocked by this news having previously understood that the cold, boring city of Robin Hood was the main reason why he had come to reside in Sin City in the first place. But, then again, farangs are very difficult to understand. To his credit, the Brit made his lady a generous settlement of 100,000 baht as a farewell gesture. He asked only one thing, as a mark of good faith, that she find him a buyer for his Suzuki jeep at a knock down rate of 30,000 baht. She replied that there was No Problem. Fortunately, her brother was Most Interested to assume responsibility for the motor at this knockdown price. On the very day of his departure, the Nottingham bound farang received a phone call from the brother who told him there was no need for any monetary transaction because the jeep had brought precisely 30,000 baht at auction. This money had been used most sensibly to pay for the hip replacement of his grandmother. Enjoy your flight.

Court’s a drag
Yet another disaster prone farang has been prosecuted for visa overstay. Bankrupt backpacker and tuneless harmonica player Jason Bull, 26, who claimed to have dropped out of adult literacy classes in Liverpool because he could not find the right classroom, told undercover police he had visited the immigration office to extend his visa several times but it was always closed. He seemed surprised when told the bureau is not open to the public in the middle of the night. Jason was marched off to court and sentenced to one month behind bars as he could not pay the 3,000 baht standard fine. As the proceedings were in Thai, Jason became bored in the dock and took out his tobacco and matches for some light relief. The whole court erupted in shocked anger at this breach of etiquette. “Stop, you must not smoke cigarette in the court,” he was told by a Department of Corrections official. “That’s OK,” responded Jason, “It’s not a cigarette, it’s marijuana.”

Legal eagle
Reader OP asks whether you can get into trouble in Thailand for working even if you are not being paid for it. It all depends. The alien labor law of 1979 is drawn up in such a way as to preclude both paid and unpaid work without the necessary permit which automatically links you to the tax system. For example, a farang collecting glasses in a bar or working as a handyman in a shop would be breaking the law whether or not he received payment. It would not be a defence in law to argue you were just helping out the boss or could not employ Thai staff because you were short of cash. The key point is that farangs are not allowed, without the permission of the Labor Department, to undertake any activity which could be construed as depriving a Thai national of employment. Whether you actually make a profit or are telling the truth are not the issues here. On the other hand, voluntary workers for charities, recognized international organizations and the like will not normally be hassled by the authorities. They should, none the less, carry non immigrant category “O” visas rather than tourist ones. Incidentally, the one year retirement visa does not give any special privileges. When you apply for one, you will sign a form (in Thai) which specifically states you will abide by the alien labor legislation.

Food fare
GEOC (Grapevine Eating Out Collective) made a surprise visit this week to the Paradise Caf้ and Grill which is opposite the Royal Garden Hotel on Second Road. Chef Hans, formerly of the Dusit Resort, told us that he had recently extended the menu, which indeed he has. The pork schnitzel with Swiss cheese was especially to be recommended, but there is a substantial Thai and international list of dishes from which to choose. Open from 9.00 a.m. until 11.00 p.m. All day breakfast as long as the sun shines… Indian food has become so much better in Pattaya over the past three years, and you really have to try all ten or so restaurants to make a fair comparison. But the Ali Baba on Central Road really has got its act together and caters for those who are seeking that magical taste associated with Curry Mile in Bradford, Leicester or Manchester. The aloo chat, butter chicken, rogan josh and mint parathas were spot on when GEOC paid a state visit. Attentive service by waiters who are well briefed to assist you make your choices. (Not always true in Pattaya eating houses). But you must be absolutely famished when you sit down to make the most of the fare.

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Dining Out: Delaney’s - You can’t go past a pasta

by Miss Terry Diner

One of the latest promotions to come out of the very active mind of Kim Fletcher from Delaney’s Irish Pub is the Tuesday Spaghetti Night. However, as the Dining Out Team discovered, Tuesday night at Delaney’s is much more than spaghetti.

The basic concept is an “all you can eat” evening for 150 baht. However, this was not a big steaming pot of spaghetti and another big pot of Bolognaise sauce, as we first imagined. Instead we were greeted by the smiling face of Sunny, standing behind a huge selection of pastas and intriguing bowls of interesting food. The idea is basically that you choose the type of pasta you want, then you build your own sauce from the ingredients on display and it is then cooked fresh, right in front of you, to take to your table. Choosing the pasta first, it goes into the boiling water, while you then deliberate on your sauce.

For first timers, such as we were, the important point to note is to take your time. There is just so much choice on offer that if you rush, you might miss some of the really good things. To begin with, there were five choices of pasta - spaghetti ordinaire, Tagliatele, Macaroni, Fusilli and Penne.

Then there are four sauce bases - chicken, fish, beef and tomato. One of these you use as your base, upon which you build your own, very special, individual sauce. This is where you can show your creative culinary art, or just display your own brand of gluttony. In retrospect, Madame showed the former, while I fell more or less into the latter category.

There were seventeen additional items you could add to your sauce on the Tuesday the Team visited. These included containers of prawns, mussels, clams, bacon, capsicum (both red and green), cauliflower, champignons, onion, carrot, peas plus more. Then there were four sauce boats with chillies and black and green olives. Of course there were also bowls with garlic and Parmesan and additional shakers of Parmesan. If that is not enough, there is a vegetarian lasagne, cut into hefty slices, that you can carry off as well.

Madame chose carefully, selecting a Penne pasta with a fish base for the sauce. To this she added some mussels, prawns and clams, a little garlic and champignons. Sunny smiled appreciatively, obviously impressed with Madame’s choice of ingredients. With a flourish, the second chef stirred in her choices, added in the now cooked pasta, a dash of parmesan and Madame had a “marinara” to be proud of.

For myself, I chose a Penne pasta, but then went a little amok with the sauce. With delicate finger pointing wildly, I selected a beef and tomato base, to which was added bacon, cauliflower, onion, peas and garlic - and then I spotted the prawns and mussels, so a goodly helping of those went in as well. “And some Parmesan, please.”

So we both retired to our comfortable Chesterfields with loaded plates. Mine was great, but I must admit that Madame’s more selective approach produced a better one. I will modify my “kid in the candy shop” approach the next time we go on a Tuesday night. I think I will have one small plate of a seafood based one and then another with a meat base.

For 150 baht and all you can eat, this is a great bargain fun night out, and as Kim explained, “The good thing is, if you don’t like the sauce, don’t blame us, because all we did was cook it to your recipe!” Thanks, Kim, great idea and we’ll be back. There will definitely be a next time.

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Lotus Eaters: Makha Bucha - a Westerner’s Experience

by Mirin MacCartry

Makha is the ancient Indian name for the third lunar month, and Bucha means worship. Makha Bucha Day or “Worship in the month of Makha” falls on the full moon towards the end of February. Buddhists everywhere flock to the temples (or Wats in Thailand) to listen to a sermon by the Abbot, be given the five precepts, serve food for the monks, meditate and do other merit making activities. In the evening they make a candlelit procession three times around the Wat or Buddha image as a gesture of faith in the Holy triple Gem.

Lesley’s tent

I was vaguely aware of what was involved, having been a Buddhist of sorts for a few years, and even taken part in various holy day celebrations. Slow candlelit processions on beautiful full moon nights could only be magical surely? Not for a second did it occur to me what physical and mental impact three days of this merit making up-country in a Wat would have on my tired body.

My friend Lesley and I were invited by a Thai teacher, Khun Wanna, to accompany her for the three day weekend on Makha Bucha and were still enthusiastic, despite the ‘unholy’ predawn start. Worse was to follow.

We had been warned to wear white, nobody said anything about no see-through (my sin) or sleeveless (Lesley’s) or about my white fishermen’s trousers falling down at breakfast.

If it were possible to die of embarrassment perhaps both of us should have. Being the only two farangs there, we were totally conspicuous every time we fell asleep on our knees or did something yet again more unacceptable. Poor Wanna, I think all the merit she may have achieved was cancelled out by her two students lack of grace! Although on the last morning the Venerable Luang Poo did say to the assembly that the two Farangs were “Phra dee dee,” or “Good little monks” and everyone laughed except us. I think by that stage both of us were too mortified to see the funny side at all.

Stunned and exhausted after the first day we then realized that Wanna was deadly serious about supervising us. Disbelieving that we were really expected to kneel on a marble floor for hours of chanting, starting when it was still dark before breakfast and then hours more after lunch and hours again in the evening instead of dinner. Oh yes, there was walking or sitting meditation in between times and glasses of iced herbal drinks and large doses of serenity and welcoming friendliness from the Thais, to counter balance our protesting bones.

We made our beds on top of pebbles under mosquito nets and the full moon, and were too tired to care. We slept the sleep of the just. The boom of the bell and the drum calling everyone to pray at 4.30 in the morning had a powerful sonorous sound with an eerie mystical feel that was palpable, not imagined.

Nevertheless, over breakfast, passing on the dried fish and the curry, both of us plotted our afternoon escape like wayward school children. We took sanctuary in the “hong nam” and poured buckets of cold water over our heads. Never were cold showers more appreciated, but I had forgotten about my newly dyed red hair. By the time I was finished the “hong nam” looked like a chicken slaughterhouse.

But one of the most stirring parts of the weekend was the Abbot himself. Mere words cannot describe the presence of this man. ‘Tremendous, awesome, magic, teacher, saint’ are a few words that occur. His photographs certainly show his Messiah like aura. Perhaps his title says more. He is called Luang Poo Buddha Isara. Luang Poo translates as Grandfather monk (A term of deep respect in view of his sainted status at so young an age). Buddha Isara is his name, and calling an abbot ‘Buddha’ is akin to calling a spiritual leader the “Pope” or “Dalai Lama”.

My moment of truth came on the last morning. Being given the 5 precepts by a revered monk or even making a personal resolution is not the same as adhering to the 10 commandments of Christianity. It is more encompassing, more involved. Devotees undertake to refrain from (1) Killing any living thing, (2) Stealing, (3) Adultery, (4) Lying and (5) Mind Altering Intoxicants.

These precepts are meant to be lived within the society. They do have social implications, for example, the “First precept implies the rights of all living beings to protect and preserve their life. It also implies the importance of love and compassion for all.” (“Basic Buddhism Course,” by Phra Sunthorn Plamintr, Ph.D.)

If you think about it at any length it is not all that difficult to resolve to refrain from killing anything or anyone, even the odd cockroach or mosquito, but how easy is it to refrain from anger at all times and bite back that furious response and reflect loving kindness in the face of aggression? Somewhat an impossible task for this Farang “phra dee dee”.

Perhaps hypnotized by the solemnity and over optimistic about my strength of character, I undertook to attempt to accept the Five Precepts for three months. I am still suffering withdrawals, though I expect it could save my life or perhaps my non-soul? For this westerner, Makha Bucha has had an enormous impact on my life. Now, perhaps, I understand just a little more. Thank you, Khun Wanna.

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Down The Iron Road: The Famous Flying Scotsman

by John D. Blyth

The Locomotive the ‘Flying Scotsman’ is by common consent the most famous steam locomotive ever to run. But the name is far older, being used unofficially by two trains which connected the cities of London and Edinburgh, each starting at 10.00 a.m. Eventually the name was recognised and the time was not to change for many years.

The ‘Flying Scotsman’ locomotive was the third of Nigel Gresley’s big ‘Pacific’ locomotives, designed to haul the heaviest expresses of the then Great Northern Railway. Two had been built for the Great Northern, but by the time the next appeared, the 1923 ‘Grouping’ had taken place and the Great Northern had become part of London & North Eastern Railway (LNER). These were the prototypes for the many ‘Pacific’ locomotives by this designer, which culminated in the notable ‘A4’ Class - see my previous note on the record-breaking ‘Mallard’. The early locomotives had a serious design fault which made it impossible to work them economically or at the high speeds they needed to achieve, but Gresley was reluctant for a time to correct it.

‘Flying Scotsman’ in preservation, restored to near-original appearance and LNER livery and number. At York 9/5/1964

At the Wembley Exhibition of 1924, ‘Flying Scotsman’ stood end-to-end with a Great Western locomotive ‘Pendennis Castle’ 12 feet shorter and far less bulky, but which had a notice claiming it to be ‘Britain’s most powerful locomotive’. How could this be, against Gresley’s monster! Secretly, in back offices, an exchange was fixed, whereby a locomotive from each company would work trams on the lines of the other for a two week period. ‘Pendennis Castle’ went to work on the LNER between London and Leeds, whilst an un-named Gresley locomotive went to work out of Paddington on the tricky West of England route of the Great Western. The big Gresley locomotive was in each case totally out-classed; it was inferior for time-keeping and coal and water consumption and there was even a comment that the track to Plymouth was too sharply curved. This design fault, of short travel valves, was the key to much of this, but Gresley still hesitated, eventually agreeing to a modification to one engine only. By chance, a little later, the chief found this engine at the head of his train to London one morning, so rode with the driver. He was totally convinced, and the order came that all were to be altered when they came in for repair. Soon, things began to happen, first non-stop running between London and Newcastle, and starting from 1st May 1928, through to Edinburgh in both directions without a stop over the 393 miles - then the longest non-stop run in the world. The 10.00am ‘Flying Scotsman’ train, with, very aptly, No. 4472 ‘Flying Scotsman’ at the head, inaugurated this spectacular event, which was continued up to the Summer of 1939 after which war intervened.

The 393 mile, 8 1/2 hours run would be too much for one engine crew, so a special ‘corridor tender’ was designed with a narrow passageway through which the relief crew could gain access to the locomotive and take over. So long a run could not have been achieved before modification of the valve gear, as the high coal consumption would have emptied the tender of fuel far from ‘home’. Even so, it was sometimes touch-and-go.

Unexpectedly, No. 4472 was the choice for a test run in November 1934, in the run-up to the introduction in 1935 of Britain’s first high-speed lightweight train, the ‘Silver Jubilee’. Where, in 1938, the ‘A4’ locomotive ‘Mallard’ was to claim for all time the speed record for steam on rail, ‘Flying Scotsman’ was the first to claim 100 m.p.h. under test conditions. Such conditions certainly did not aptly apply to ‘City of Truro’ in 1904!

Post-war conditions called for some alterations to the Gresley ‘Pacific’s’; these included ‘Klychap’ double exhausts, and to lift the smoke clear of the driver’s view, German type smoke deflecting screens. It was in this condition that ‘Flying Scotsman’ - now with a British Railways number, 60103, left King’s Cross for the last time in B.R. service, on 14th January, 1964. It escaped the torch, however, as businessman Alan Pegler had secretly bought it and had it returned to something like its original appearance. In this condition it was a favourite for use on special train duties, visiting many parts of Britain where it had not been seen before. Just fifty years after its debut on the ‘Edinburgh Non-stop’, it was carefully arranged to do it again! B.R. was by then deep in the change-over from steam to diesel traction, and many facilities had been taken away, such as vital water troughs between the rails from which water supplies could be lifted by a scoop - I believe there was just one of these left on the whole 393 mile run. But a second tender was taken, altered to carry water only including the space once occupied by ten tons of coal. It was done-just - but was a close run thing indeed!

In 1968 the locomotive took some LNER coaches, specially fitted, on a trade mission to tour the U.S.A. I confess to knowing little about the mission, but it seems to have failed, and there was no money to bring the locomotive home. It was ‘stored’ in the open for some time, and the Southern Railway (not Railroad in this case), but eventually two British businessman with a feeling for locomotives put up the money and it came back home to Liverpool. Examined there it was found to be in a fit condition to be steamed and run to Derby, where it had a general overhaul.

The continuing demand for the locomotive had to be interrupted when it was invited to visit Australia in connection with that nation’s bicentennial celebrations. It became known later that even this famous engine was not the first choice - but the owners of a well-known ‘A4’ streamliner preferred to keep it nearer home. A careful overhaul was carried out, the valves being set, unusually, by a lady; she did the work to perfection. What had been planned as a modest tour of the populated east of the country caused such an outcry from such places as Perth, that it had to be extended greatly to make visits to the west. And what could have been more unexpected than a meeting between ‘Flying Scotsman’ and the Great Western locomotive, ‘Pendennis Castle’; they had last been seen together in 1924 at the Wembley Exhibition! The ‘Castle’ locomotive had been withdrawn in 1964, and after some uncertainties was bought by the Hamersley Iron Ore Railway, one of the heavy-haul iron ore railways of Western Australia; they had used it occasionally, but now it was arranged that ‘Pendennis Castle’ and ‘Flying Scotsman’ should work together on a special train!

In due course ‘Flying Scotsman’ returned to Britain and carried on with the occasional run on the main line, but mainly on the shorter, previously B.R. lines that have been bought to run as private concerns. Another overhaul was badly needed, but again there was no money and the future was in doubt. Once again a buyer with money has been found, a long and very expensive job at ฃ2 1/2 million has been completed. It appears to be again in first class condition despite its 77 years of service.

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Coins of the Realm: Singapore Coin Auction

by Jan Olav Amalid,
President House of the Golden Coin
http://www.thaicoins.com

This weekend coin collectors and dealers from all over the world meet in Singapore for some exciting days. One of the reasons is that the Singapore Coin Auction takes place, the other is that the 14th Singapore International Coin Show is taking place the same weekend.

Not only coin-collectors will be present at the Raffles City Convention Center, but collectors of phone-cards, pins, autographs, old toys, dolls, postcards and other collectibles will have their Singapore Collectibles Fair 2000 next door to the Coin Show.

Napoleon III granting an audience to the Thai Ambassadors 27th June 1861.

The coin auction has 1423 lots, which includes not only coins, but tokens, medals, bank notes, a few postcards, some bonds and even food vouchers. One lot does not necessarily consist of only one object, but several, like lot no. 1134. This lot starts off with Chinese Imperial Railway Bond, Pound 100, 5% Tientsin-Pukow Railway loan no. 35716, seals and facsimile signatures of the Chinese Minister in London and the Director General of the Tientsin-Pukow Railway, 1st September 1908.

There are 18 more objects in the lot, among them: City of Szechuan Province: Specimen Food Vouchers (6), issued by the Food Department in 1976. The estimate for the lot is US$180-220. But before you start considering buying, I do not believe the present Chinese government will pay you back the Pound 100 for the railway loan, and since the Food Vouchers are Specimens, it is not likely something will be served.

Malaysia- British North Borneo, $10,000 estimated at US$38,000-40,000.

There are a few Thai coins in the auction. The most expensive is an ESSAI, one baht, from RS127 (1908) in very nice condition. The coin was struck during the reign of King Chulalongkorn. Here the estimate is US$10,000-12,000. In VOL.VII No.4, I wrote about this coin, and I estimated the value to be 200,000 baht for a nice coin. The reason why the one in the auction is estimated so high, is that it is an ESSAI or Pattern. Next week I will write about this subject.

There are some interesting Thai medals in the auction. One is actually a French medal, but it is so interesting for Thai collectors that the cataloguers have chosen to include it with the Thai medals. It is a medal with Napoleon III on the obverse, and the reverse shows Napoleon III receiving the Thai Ambassadors on 27th June 1861. The medal is 71 mm, and struck in silver. The catalogers have seen the medal in copper before, but never in silver. It is a rare medal both in copper and silver, but so far I have handled two pieces in silver. The estimation, in my opinion, is reasonable, US$2,000-3,000.

Also being offered are some Thai banknotes, including some one Ticals/Baht printed around 1920, which are in very nice condition. If they could be bought for the estimated price of US$500-1,000, this might be a good buy.

One of the more expensive items on the auction is from Malaysia - British North Borneo. The lot no is 1212 and is a $10,000 issued by the Board of Commissioners of Currency. Queen Elisabeth II is to the right on the banknote. Written in small letters, “SPECIMEN OF NO VALUE” is printed up in the right corner. This can not be quite true because the estimated price is US$38,000-40,000, and remember that the auctioneer will charge the lucky buyer an extra fee of 15%.

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Animal Crackers: Hornbills

by Mirin MacCarthy

They say that elephants never forget. Well there is a bird that is long on the memory too and that is the hornbill. (This may be one reason why the female cements herself into a tree hollow for up to 4 months to hatch her chicks. She remembers too vividly what the last time was like?)

A hornbill is rather a bright bird and never forgets anyone who has thrown a pebble at it or tossed it a piece of fruit. They have an uncanny ability to recognise people, hopping enthusiastically to greet the generous and lunging in to attack the mean.

One of our local “characters” was given hornbill “Gang” five years ago when it was a not fully feathered baby chick. He raised Gang by hand feeding it bananas. Since then the pair have bonded and Gang has developed into a real character like his owner, having become obviously imprinted, and the bird is now positive that he is a hard drinking, hard playing, Dane.

When Gang eats he throws the piece of fruit up in the air and catches it with his beak then tosses it down his throat and often he will pass the fruit to his owner or a friend. “He doesn’t like to eat alone,” said the owner. Gang is endearing to watch sharing grapes with him, biting him affectionately on the fingers, chortling and siphoning his beer. What more could you ask from a pet bird?

These birds belong in the tropical rain forests and are spectacular in the wild. Because of their huge wing structure they make a sound like a train passing when flying through the forest canopy and a group of hornbills sounds like an ominously approaching storm. Being birds of the rainforests the majority of hornbills cannot survive strong unremitting sunlight for too long. The patient bird watcher at Khao Yai National Park can spot most of Thailand’s hornbill population where two species of hornbill practice co-operative breeding, where the father has up to five younger helpers to help feed the imprisoned female and brood.

“A Great Hornbill family begins the day with a morning duet by the male and the female. The call is believed by some local people in Thailand to wake up the Buddhist monks for their morning prayers,” so says Atsuo Tsuji in Hornbills Masters of Tropical Forests, A Photographic History in Khao Yai National Park, Thailand. Thailand is fortunate it still has some rainforests standing for these magnificent creatures.

Hornbills are often confused with the South American Toucans because of their massive beaks. However, toucans are generally more colourful and live “over there”, not here in South East Asia like the hornbills. Primarily fruit eaters they dine on a variety of figs and over sixty varieties of non-fig fruits. Not to mention the odd lizard or two when breeding.

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