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Family Money: Getting
a fair share (Part 2)
By Leslie
Wright
Last week we started looking at the various technical
terms associated with shares and the stock market, different types of
shares, and how they are traded.
Now lets look at the risks involved.
Risk and accessibility
The amount of risk an investor takes on depends on the
type of company into which he invests.
If he buys shares in ‘blue chip’ companies in
developed major markets, the risk should be modest and the shares can be
easily disposed of in the market.
However, if an investor selects a smaller company or a
company going through a poor trading period (a recovery stock), or those
in smaller ‘emerging’ markets like Thailand, then the inherent risk is
greater. Not only will the share price be more volatile, but there is the
chance the investor cannot find anyone to buy the shares should he wish to
sell.
In the past, shares were always bought and sold through
a stockbroker. These professionals have a set level of charges for the
services they provide.
Nowadays the High Street banking fraternity is
competing with stockbrokers in providing trading services to their clients
- but the level and quality of advice they provide usually falls far short
of that provided by a professional stockbroker. With the banks, you
largely pay your money and take your chance.
In recent years on-line trading has become available
through the Internet, cutting out the various middlemen, and permitting
amateur investors access to shares all over the world.
But again, you lose the professional expertise and
experience of a stockbroker or financial adviser: you are out in the cold
and have to fend for yourself.
Fine if you know what you’re doing and have access to
the specialized information necessary to make prudent trading decisions -
as opposed to the whimsical dabbling that many amateur investors delight
in, until they get their fingers burned, sometimes quite badly.
Leaving your options open
Another way of trading shares is by means of options.
But options are widely misunderstood by most amateur investors. They are
seen by many as highly risky ‘alternative’ investments rather than
simply the right to buy or sell a share in the future at a fixed price for
which a relatively small premium is paid today.
If the shares move in the direction you anticipated,
you exercise your option at the pre-fixed price and keep the difference
between the option price and the trading price.
But since the options market is only for experienced or
professional investors, and is a fairly sophisticated subject, let’s
look at this interesting topic in a little more detail.
There are two types of options. A ‘call’ option is
the right to buy; a ‘put’ option is the right to sell.
Many companies nowadays give their executives bonuses
in the form of share options. Typically, these are call options, which
simply means that our lucky executive is given the right to buy shares at
some future time when the shares have increased in value, but he pays only
the lower price as fixed on the option.
But options are not indefinite: they must be exercised
before a certain date, or the holder loses the option, and forfeits the
premium paid.
By accepting share options rather than cash, our
executive is in effect betting on the success of the company he works for.
This is a good thing for the firm’s management both psychologically and
financially.
When our executive exercises the option, he can either
take possession of the shares in the anticipation that they will increase
again in value - in which case he pays only the old fixed price for them;
or he can cash in his option at the now-higher price, paying (and only on
paper) the old price, and keeping the difference.
He has cashed in his options and got his windfall
bonus, and it cost the company only the premium for the options they gave
him.
Hedging your bets
But options are not just a way of paying “cheap”
bonuses to executives. They are a way investors can literally hedge their
bets in the stock market.
How this works is really quite simple, although many
financial commentators and ‘experts’ make it all sound horribly
complicated.
If you take a long position on equities - which simply
means you buy some shares in the expectation that they will increase in
price - you can protect yourself against an unexpected downturn by taking
out some ‘put’ options in the same market. For these options you pay
only a relatively small premium.
If you guessed right and your shares increase in value,
you sell them and take your profit. You then simply let your options
expire, thereby forfeiting the premium you paid for the options. So your
gain on the shares is reduced somewhat by the options premium you lost.
It works the other way round just as well. If you
believe the markets are going to take a tumble, you can take a short
position in equities - which means you place a sell order today for shares
you don’t actually possess, with the intention of buying them back
before the settlement date when you have to deliver them. At the same
time, you take out some call options, for which again you pay a relatively
small premium.
Then, if the market takes the tumble you anticipated,
you close out your short position by buying the shares you already sold
when the price was higher, and keep the difference as profit for yourself.
Again you let your options expire without exercising
them, and forfeit the premium you paid for your call options, offsetting
this loss against the profit you made on your correct guess in the market.
What’s the point, you might think? Simple. What if
you guessed wrong and the markets went against you?
If you had taken a long position on equities and a war
suddenly erupts somewhere which causes the markets to take a nervous
tumble (as happened recently), you stand to lose money. So you simply
exercise your put options. This makes you a profit because the market
price of the shares now is lower than the price you had the option to sell
them for.
This will mitigate the loss you have to take on your
long position - the shares you actually bought - and, if you played the
game correctly, wipe out the loss completely.
Similarly if you guessed that the market was going to
take a tumble and you wanted to hedge your bets in case events prove you
wrong, you play the same game in reverse, just to protect your back pocket
and that part of your anatomy directly underneath it.
Sophisticated investors take this exercise one stage
further. They protect themselves against the loss they will inevitably
suffer on either their position or their options by hedging their options
in another market.
Before your head starts spinning, let me explain by way
of an example.
Let’s suppose you guess the US market is going to
recover and you take a long position (i.e., you buy some shares) in that
market. You then cover this bet with some put options, also in the US
market.
To cover the put options, you also take out some call
options in, say, the European stock markets.
Then, if the US market and the European stock markets
move up, you gain on both your long position in equities and by exercising
your European stock options. You lose the premium on your US put options,
but that loss has been covered by your European stock options.
If on the other hand the US market doesn’t recover
but sinks lower, you would lose money on your long position, but make
money by exercising your US put options. If the European market doesn’t
follow the US market (which it often doesn’t, although the UK market
often does, for those critics who believe the UK is part of Europe and
therefore follows the European bourses), then you will also have made
money on your European call options.
Typically, this dog-leg hedging mechanism will make
money in at least one of the three elements, and the chances of making an
overall loss very much reduced. Indeed, the chance of making money overall
is significantly increased.
This is an especially useful investment tactic in times
of uncertainty, and one which some portfolio fund managers have adopted to
protect their funds against undue volatility, and thus reduce the inherent
risk factor.
Leslie Wright is Managing Director of Westminster
Portfolio Services (Thailand) Ltd., a firm of independent financial
advisors providing advice to expatriate residents of the Eastern Seaboard
on personal financial planning and international investments. If you have
any comments or queries on this article, or about other topics concerning
investment matters, contact Leslie directly by fax on (038) 232522 or
e-mail [email protected]
. Further details and back articles can be accessed on his firm’s
website on www.westminsterthailand.com
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Successfully Yours: Narong
Pansrimangkorn
By Mirin MacCarthy
The deputy managing director of P.M. Group Real Estate,
Narong Pansrimangkorn had a fun, “sanuk maak” early life in spite of, or
perhaps because of, growing up in a family of thirteen!
Born
in Bangkok to Thai Chinese parents, his father had a furniture factory (and at
a guess it had to be rather successful to raise all those kids). His early
life within such a family also taught him to be accommodating and the value of
hard work.
Today Narong is an engineer and a businessman first, with
sparkling eyes and a robust Thai sense of humour (or rather sense of sanuk),
over which (a little incomprehensibly to most farangs) he manages to
successfully overlay a serene Buddhist calm. I just had to ask him how he
achieves this, and the answer he gave was suitably enigmatic, “Buddhism is
important because it teaches us to trust in the teachings and to believe in
Buddhism itself. Not to take advantage of others, to share, and to think about
the heart and feelings.”
Narong has now been living here and assisting the
development of the Pattaya area for the last five years. Working to develop
the Pattaya Park Hill Project for five days a week, commuting to Bangkok each
weekend to spend some time with Achara, his accountant wife, and their student
daughter.
To an outsider, that appears to be a hectic lifestyle which
may not be all that compatible with serenity and calmness. An eclectic mix of
work, family, sanuk and serenity, yet Narong has indeed achieved calm amongst
chaos and is also attempting to bring that theme to Pattaya. P.M. Group, of
which he is a co-director with one of his brothers, aims to make Pattaya Park
Hill a beautiful calm oasis where their staff and clients can all share in a
good life in a worthy and peaceful environment.
Narong and his brother Vatandee chose Pattaya to develop
after friends advised them to buy land here. Maptaput and Laem Chabang
projects were going ahead then and they guessed the area would boom and
hopefully become their recipe for developmental success.
That it has, and now five yeas after their initial foray in
1995 their building projects have been progressing in leaps and bounds. The
brothers’ first project of 600 units (2 bedroom houses) sold out in 1997.
Their second project, which kicked off in 1998, of 100 single houses, were
happily snapped up too. Remember that this was during the much hated economic
crash, making it an even more memorable feat and achievement.
They are now in the middle of their third project of 53
houses. (Why 53? I guess it was because in Chinese numerology 5 + 3 = 8 which
indicates good fortune!). While on a roll and not stopping, they are already
planning their fourth project to start in February of next year of 100 big
houses with larger surrounding areas.
So what is the background for this obviously successful
property developer? Narong went to school in Bangkok and graduated from
Chulalongkorn University as an electrical engineer. After that, it was 2 years
with the Provincial Electrical Authority. Following his start, he then went
into management with a multi year stint as a service manager for the huge
conglomerate, the C.P. Group. But five years ago he left and joined one of his
brothers here and between them (his brother is a civil engineer) they have
formed their own very successful partnership.
While he was working with the C.P Group, he believes he was
most fortunate to meet, and then marry, his wife Achara, and they now have an
18-year-old daughter.
Narong looked at me in surprised amazement when I asked him
if his daughter would be following him into the family business. “No, I want
her to do what she wants,” he laughed. Not quite the response you would have
imagined from a father in a Thai-Chinese dynasty, but again the Buddhist
overlay would explain it.
When he is not working on the weekends Narong loves
spending time with his family, and gives jogging as his physical exercise.
“But not too much jogging though,” he said and grinned, although he has
retained a very youthful figure and appears very fit.
His plans for the future are: “To make the company stable
and self sufficient, so my brother and I can retire. I also want to see my
daughter finish college and settled into a job, then my wife and I can live a
peaceful life in the country somewhere near Ayuddhya, not in the city.”
Success to Narong means making a positive effect in the
community with all family and employees and clients taken care of, with all of
them being happy and contented.
His advice to would-be businessmen is almost indicative of
the man himself - “To work at what you know and absorb that all first, then
learn from that experience.” Sage, but perhaps oblique words from an
admirable and together man who has made success seemingly as easy as
breathing.
Snap Shots: Learning
How
by Harry Flashman
Learning how to take better photographs is really not
all that difficult. There are two main variables, and after you understand
them and what they do to your photograph it becomes very simple. The good
thing is that most SLR’s these days also have a facility to make it easy
for you to adjust the variables independently.
The
first thing to remember is that the correct exposure is merely a function
of how large the opening of the lens is and how much time it is left open
to let the light strike the film. That’s almost it - that is photography
in a nutshell. No gimmicks or fancy numbers - a straight out relationship
- how open and for how long - this we call the “Exposure”.
Now look at the top of your SLR camera and find the
knob which you have turned to “Auto” and left it there. After today,
you will be brave and will be able to find some other functions in your
camera which will let you take better photographs.
Let’s go straight to the position on the “mode”
dial which is called “A” or Aperture Priority. Don’t be nervous
about this function. It merely means that you can set the aperture, and
the camera will work out the shutter speed that corresponds to the correct
exposure. In other words, you can set the lens opening at its smallest
size and the camera will work out the appropriate shutter speed. Or the
reverse - you can select the largest aperture and again the camera will
work out the correct shutter speed to produce a correctly exposed print.
So let’s play with this facility to give you some
better pictures. Select “A” and then look at the lens barrel and you
will see the Aperture numbers, generally between 2.8 and 22. To give you a
subject with sharp focus in the foreground and a gently blurred
background, you need to select an aperture around f2.8 to f4. Hey! It was
that simple. To get those “professional” portrait shots, with the
model’s face clear and the background all wishy washy, just use the A
mode and select an Aperture around f4 to f 2.8.
Now, if on the other hand you want everything to be
nice and sharp, all the way from the front to the back, like in a
landscape picture, then again select A and set the lens barrel aperture on
f16 to f22. The camera will do the rest for you, so don’t worry about
the shutter speed. Again - it’s that easy!
The next mode to try is the “S” setting. In this
one, you set the shutter speed and the camera automatically selects the
correct aperture to suit. Take a look at the shutter speed dial or
indicator and you will see a series of numbers that represent fractions of
a second. Harry’s camera goes all the way from 1 second to 1/4000th of a
second. This is the way to “stop the action” by using a fast shutter
speed, and it doesn’t need 1/4000th either. For most action shots,
select S and set the shutter speed on around 1/500th to 1/1000th and you
will get a shot where you have stopped the runner in mid stride, or the
car half way through the corner or the person bungee jumping. Yes, that
easy.
So this week you have learned that to get a good
portrait shot use the A mode and set the aperture on f4 to f2.8 and forget
about the rest of the technical stuff. Just compose a nice photograph and
go from there. (Do remember to walk in close!) To get a great landscape
shot, again use the A mode and set the aperture at f16 to f22.
Finally, to stop the action, choose the S mode and
around 1/500th of a second and you won’t get blurry action shots ever
again.
Now certainly there are some more points in advanced
photography, but learn the above tips and you have got a good basic
grounding that will improve your shooting - and give you more satisfaction
with the results.
Modern Medicine: Cold
sores. It hot weather?
by Dr Iain Corness
“Cold” sores is a true misnomer. Cold sores are
nothing whatsoever to do with being cold, but they certainly are sore. Ask
anyone who suffers from them. Those hot prickly swellings that arise on
the lip or just below the nose, that just grow and grow then ulcerate are
bad enough, however, the worst part is that they keep on coming back!
These lesions are caused by one of the commonest
viruses around - that of Herpes Simplex, also known by its initials HSV.
This virus is also divided into two types - HSV 1, the blighter that
causes the majority of cold sores and HSV 2, the culprit associated with
the genital lesions.
Now just why HSV 1 lives around the face and HSV 2
lives “down there” I haven’t got the foggiest idea. (My own theory
is that it is the same virus, but it changes form to suit the different
environments.) This virus should also not be confused with Herpes Zoster,
the one which produces Chickenpox and Shingles.
It is also interesting to note that in the developed
countries, 70% of adults have antibodies to HSV 1. This means that 70% of
the population have actually been previously infected with the virus. The
peak age to acquire the primary infection is between 2 and 3 years of age,
so I suppose this is another thing we have to thank Kindergartens for!
Mind you, all of ours went to Kindy, viruses or no viruses!
Also, like many other viruses, once you get it, it
doesn’t leave you. It likes you so much that it retreats along the nerve
fibrils, back to a “junction box” called the Trigeminal Ganglion,
where it quietly takes up residence.
For the lucky ones in the 70%, the virus likes its
Ganglion so much it just stays there, and the carrier has no idea that he
or she still has the little invader. However, in about one third of the
cases, the virus recurrently marches back along the nerves to the lips,
and another clinical cold sore erupts. After the usual course of a week to
ten days, the virus retreats again - till next time.
What makes the virus re-activate itself is not fully
understood, but the recurrence is more likely to happen when you are down
with another illness, or when you are under severe stress. It is indeed a
wonder that all mothers aren’t in a perpetual state of cold sores,
isn’t it, when you think about it!
The treatment is not so crash hot either. Acyclovir
cream applied hourly does help in many cases, but my experience says that
the patient still has to run the course of 7-10 days. A positive approach
helps too, as it boosts your immune defence systems.
No, cold sores are here to stay, and recur and recur.
Just keep smiling and it will happen less frequently. Trust me, I’m a
doctor!
Dear
Hillary,
My husband and I are both getting on and are forced to
use reading glasses. This would be fine if we both used the same strength
- we could share, but this cannot happen because of two reasons. The first
is that my husband needs weaker ones than me, so he can use mine, but I
cannot use his. Second is the fact that he is a most forgetful man and
loses his all the time. I carefully look after mine, to find that he has
lost his, taken mine and lost them as well! This is driving me quietly
batty. What do you suggest Hillary?
Myopic Minnie
Dear Minnie,
The answer is easy. Wear your glasses around your neck
at all times and refuse to let him borrow them. If you are in a restaurant
then still don’t pass over your spectacles either, but order for him -
of course it will be something he doesn’t particularly like, won’t it!
Eventually he must get the hint. Anyone who keeps on losing things is
either doing it deliberately to annoy or is truly dopey. You work out
which one it is.
Dear Hillary,
We’ve just had Loy Krathong and once again I think it
is one of the most dangerous times of the year. People let off fireworks
on the beach with no consideration for others, so much so that it’s
downright dangerous. Don’t you think there should be council ordinances
against this type of thing? If a few people were fined, it might stop the
nonsense.
Fazed by Fireworks
Dear Fazed,
Yes, we should have rules to stop fireworks, rules to
stop running on the beach, rules to stop people selling beer from the back
of pickups, rules to stop people enjoying themselves and then we’d be
just like England or America or Europe. And that’s just what we all
need, isn’t it my petal. I’m sorry, Hillary supports freedom of the
individual. It’s up to you whether you go to the beach. Make your
decisions for you and stop trying to get “them” to make decisions on
everyone else’s part. We enjoy living here where you are the master of
your own destiny. Don’t spoil it for us all - go back to the
restrictions you love and leave us alone, my love. Bye Bye.
Dear Hillary,
Yours is the first column I read when I open my Pattaya
Mail. Thank you so much for brightening up every Friday. I know how
difficult it must be some days to have to read through some of the trashy
letters and not get angry or cynical, but never worry, you’ve got a long
term fan here.
Fanny
Dear Fanny,
Hillary is blushing after such compliments. I’m glad
you don’t think that Hillary ever gets angry or cynical, but next time
just send chocolates, my petal, that’s a good girl. Sugary prose does
nothing for a girl’s real carbohydrate needs!
Dear Hillary,
My girlfriend is a great girl, we have been together
for three months now and she looks after me very well, but she is always
going off to visit her mother in Korat for a couple of days. I believe
this is normal with Thai families. Now this is fine, but it happens at
least every month, and I notice she takes up kid’s clothes to give to
her mother. I asked her about it and she just said that her mother looks
after her sister’s baby, but I am starting to get suspicious. I asked
her sister, who lives here in Pattaya too, if she had any kids and she
said she didn’t have any. Who do I believe, and what do I do if my
girlfriend does have a child up there?
Andy
Dear Anxious Andy,
You do nothing, petal, nothing. If your girlfriend has
a child up in Korat which is being looked after by her mother, is this any
business of yours? Do you contribute towards the child’s upkeep? Do you
think you are in a long term relationship with this girl? You’ve been
together for three months - that’s ninety days, Andy. Hardly a lifetime
commitment. What she did before she met you is immaterial, what is
important is what the pair of you are going to do in the future. If you
are planning on a long term relationship, then you have to see just what
you are getting into, but give it a little longer.
Dear Hillary,
My son’s Italian girlfriend is coming to visit us at
Xmas. She is a very nice girl who we have met before in Italy. Can you
recommend some places with Italian food that we can take her while she is
here? Thank you.
Marie (Don’s Mum)
Dear Don’s Mum,
Well, aren’t you a nice lady. Wish everyone could be
as accommodating as you are. There are really lots of places with Italian
food, but Hillary suggests you try Ciao, off Walking Street, Duilio’s
next to Foodland, Il Mulino on Naklua Road for pizzas or O-La-La’s
pizzas on Soi 7 and there’s always Shenanigan’s Tuesday Pasta nights.
There’s probably lots more, including the Rossini at the Royal Cliff
Grand or La Gritta at the Amari Orchid if you want to splash out one
night. Try them all out before she comes!
GRAPEVINE
Baby
on board
A thirty year old local woman was chased high speed
by police thirty kilometers along Sukhumvit Highway after her failed
attempt to hold up a bank at gunpoint. Finally bringing her ageing
vehicle to a screeching halt near Rayong, officers were astonished to
find a seven-month-old baby boy in the front seat. The woman said she
had been planning the bank robbery for many months but did not have
enough money to hire a baby sitter.
Greg’s set menu
Greg’s Kitchen, near the tourist police office on
Second Road, is offering you a tempting Christmas Day menu for 750
baht. It includes fresh cream of tomato soup or prawn cocktail,
traditional roast turkey or leg of pork with many luscious trimmings
and Victoria plum crumble or blueberry pie. Portions will be generous.
Christmas crackers come with your tea or coffee. Lunch is served from
13.00 – 17.00 and dinner from 19.00 – 22.00. Advance booking is
necessary.
1984 at last
Latest rumors sweeping Pattaya’s red light
districts are that police surveillance cameras have been installed to
see who is going in and out of the establishments during the wee
hours. Amongst alleged sightings are officers perched on rooftops, men
with huge baseball caps hiding video cameras and Mercedes cars
stopping in the middle of the road to take some interesting footage.
Needless to say, no one actually has come up with proof positive of
any official surveillance equipment. Guys, that’s not how it works
here.
Golf shoes
A high season reminder to the many golf enthusiasts
who are about to pour into the area to enjoy the remarkably cheap
courses. Since the beginning of the month, metal spiked shoes are a
no-no, so switch to a more environmentally friendly type. If you are
really stuck, that helpful golf shop in the Duck shopping plaza off
Sukhumvit, South Road, will make the necessary changes promptly for
around 400 baht. Another innovation being brought by some, but not all
Eastern Seaboard golf courses, is to limit any one group to four
players in order to speed up proceedings. About time too.
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Expensive
toilets
A reader wants to warn you that he was ripped off
something awful by the blue truck which toured his estate offering to
empty his cesspits. He thought the price shown of 200 baht was per
unit but it was per inch suctioned of each unit. The total bill
came to over four thousand baht and there were threats of undisclosed
damage if the farang started to argue. House owners with cesspits
really should use the City Hall yellow trucks which charge around 300
baht for one pit, or 800 baht for the typical three in a town house or
bungalow. Any private companies touring housing estates and offering
repairs are likely to be less than honest. Unless you know, clearly
know, otherwise.
Wealthy Christmas
After a generally disappointing year 2000 – many
bar owners say September was the worst for years – the runes are
predicting constantly ringing tills in the run up to Christmas and
beyond. The hotels and guesthouses favored by European visitors are
reporting bumper bookings and price inflation for the amber liquid has
not so far bitten deeply. Many beer bars are holding prices steady in
a very competitive environment. Some British guys, who have done their
homework, say that Thailand is actually cheaper than Spain for a
holiday, even allowing for the difference in airfares.
super highway
Pattaya is very well served by Internet cafes, but
the latest trend is that some are closing. Some farang investors have
indeed lost serious money. The lesson seems to be that cyber cafes
can’t survive long just on dialup connection charges and selling tea
and coffee. The wiser businesses are offering extras such as photo
processing and (importantly) tutorial courses and encouraging use of
offline services such as use of the word processor for report writing
or even homework assignments. Before you get into this line of
business, remember it’s more complicated than buying some second
hand computers and expecting the farang and Thai population to get on
with it.
Learning English
BJ has sent us a list of reasons why English is a
darned hard language to learn. Try explaining these to a Thai for
instance.
The bandage was wound around the wound.
We must polish the Polish furniture.
An invalid’s insurance may be invalid.
They were too close to the door to close it.
After a number of injections my jaw got number.
The buck does funny things when the does are present.
There was a row amongst the oarsmen about how to row.
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Dining Out: Saryna
- a German secret
by Miss Terry Diner
The Saryna restaurant is on Pattaya Tai, just down and on
the opposite side from Friendship Supermarket. The Dining Out Team of three
had often seen this brightly lit restaurant and so last week decided to pay an
unannounced visit.
Inside,
there is air conditioning and the brightly lit theme continues, with an
overall green decorator colour. The walls have interesting little bas-relief
pictures and a large mural. Eclectic if not perhaps a little kitsch. The
chairs are comfortably padded in a mottled green and there are green linen
napkins. It was certainly a green d้cor! They also supplied “proper”
steak knives, items sometimes hard to get in Pattaya restaurants.
The menu is predominantly Euro/German food and starts with
breakfasts - Continental for 70 baht or ABF for 90 baht. From there it runs
into five appetizers (50-140 baht) including shrimps and salmon at the top
end. Then a choice of six soups (50-70 baht) ranging from tomato through to a
Goulash (correctly spelled for once). After those there are five “small
dishes” (90-130 baht) including a Westphalia smoked ham, sausages of various
styles and spaghetti.
Next section covers “International Specialties”
(140-180 baht). These included Pork chops, Vienna Escalope, Cordon Bleu,
Roasted pork and beef. On into a Steak section (280-460 baht) and these
covered a Pepper steak, Madeira, Gourmet or a US Beef T bone.
A fairly large menu it was then into the fish (160-260
baht) with a choice of Plaice, Snapper, Salmon or Sole. These were followed by
four pages of Thai favourites (80-120 baht) and desserts (50-120 baht). As
Miss Terry was furiously scribbling away, the waitress came over and asked why
I was writing - now you know, my dear! Now you know!
The drinks list covers the usual standards, with beers
50-60 baht (but no Singha Gold) and spirits 60-100 baht. There is also a
wonderful footnote saying “We would be delighted if you feel well at our
place and visit us soon again.”
We began with a Chicken soup and an Old Berlin stew for
starters. The soup was rich with pasta noodles and chicken pieces and came
with toast. It was hot and very flavoursome. However, the “richness” was
nothing compared to the Old Berlin stew which was so thick and meaty with
sausage slices and potato and a fabulous taste. So far, so good.
For mains, my guest chose the Pork fillet Aarosa with
Madeira sauce and fried potatoes, Madame the Roasted pork in a beer sauce and
a Cordon Bleu with fried potatoes for myself.
The Pork fillet was good and the Madeira sauce excellent.
The fried potatoes were a little dry and our guest remarked that he would have
preferred boiled potatoes with it, but never the less it was an enjoyable and
man-sized dish.
Madame’s Roast pork was disappointing. The meat was tough
and the sauce had no flavour. If it had beer in it, there was no taste
indication to alert the taste buds I’m afraid. Perhaps it was alcohol free
beer! The blandness might have been overcome by some ground cracked pepper,
but none was available on the table.
On the other hand, the Cordon Bleu was a large schnitzel,
filled with ham and cheese and had a good flavour. The fried potatoes going
well with the meat.
Madame and our guest then had a sundae each, a strawberry
and a chocolate, both large with several scoops of ice cream. Miss Terry who
does not indulge, supped quietly on a Heineken, missing her Singha Gold, and
continued to write notes, while the waitress continued to wonder at my sanity.
So the result was somewhat like the American elections. The
counting is still going on, but there were indications that Saryna Bistro
could be a good mid-range restaurant. All the ingredients are there, but while
some parts were excellent, others were not so good. Never the less, it is a
place worth watching.
The Saryna Bistro Restaurant, Pattaya Tai between Pattaya
2nd and 3rd road intersections and just before Wat Chaiyamongkol on the same
side Tel. 420 102.
Animal Crackers:
Sam's Saviour
by Mirin
MacCarthy
A scruffy little puppy ran out in front of my car on
Beach Road Jomtien. Luckily for both of us, his innate self preservation
nature and my good brakes worked together and he just sat whimpering with
the realization of his good fortune. He was within an inch of being
road-kill.
Getting
out of the car, I just had to pick him up and take him home. How could I
leave such a pathetic little scrap to run the baht bus gauntlet? He had no
hair, his ribs were showing and he had the swollen belly that malnutrition
brings, but he also had such appealing dark brown eyes!
By the time I had arrived home, he was asleep in the back
of the car and I carried him upstairs to give him a good looking over. I
decided to call him “Sam”. At that time, my husband came home and said,
“Where did you get such a scrofulous animal?” “This is Sam,” I said
proudly, recounting Sam’s near miss. “More like Scroffles” he replied.
The next day I took scrofulous Sam to the local vet who
checked him over and pronounced that apart from hunger and mange, Sam was a
reasonably healthy three month old dog. Sam wagged his tail.
The treatment for mange is an Ivomectin injection and
then just a 20 baht Amitrax wash once a week for six weeks. After his
injection, Sam still wagged his tail.
The next few weeks were amazing. New fur began to grow as
I watched him, and Sam began to grow as well. Within the six weeks he grew
so fast that he could no longer walk in and out of the house through the cat
flap on the front door. Sam was developing into a very sturdy puppy. His fur
became light brown and luxurious, so much so that our maid Suchida just
loved to give him his weekly wash. She would stand Sam up on the bamboo
table and he would wag his tail with enjoyment too. Even my husband stopped
calling him Scroffles!
By this stage, Sam had developed that characteristic
ridge of fur down his spine - there was a Thai Ridgeback somewhere in his
gene pool. By now, a thoroughly domesticated puppy (if there ever is such a
thing), Sam had to go along for his check-up and his inoculations. He was
still wagging his tail, however.
Now seven months old, Sam is a very healthy and robust
dog, showing that even the most scruffy and mangy animal can be reclaimed
and rehabilitated. If Scroffles the mangy mutt could turn into the beautiful
Sam, then there really is hope for all the stray canines.
However, Sam has really grown too big for our small
house, with its resident population of cats and birds, and needs a family
and a yard to play in. I was only his nanny to bring him up, but now he
needs his real saviour. Is there a saviour out there for Sam? Someone to
give an energetic puppy a loving home. Fax me on (038) 231 675, if Sam’s
your little man!
Down The Iron Road:
Steam rack railways for pleasure
by John D.
Blyth
Why for Pleasure?
The Swiss are an astute race; they saw early on that
their mountainous country could develop into a paradise for the “winter
sports” enthusiast, and many of these soon saw that the view from a high
place (a mountain top) could be just as enchanting in high summer as in deep
snow.
The Swiss soon caught on and began building rack
railways, in those times mainly steam, up the mountains that had the best
views. It was quick a racket: take him (and family) up the mountain at a
very high fare, invite him into a shoddy hotel for an indifferent but
expensive meal, and maybe get him to stay the night, with an early call to
watch the sunrise - if it’s not raining.
Many of these lines are still in business, but only a few
are steam worked, of which the most notable is the Brienz Rothorn, from the
shore of the Brienzersee to the top of the Rothorn.
Rigi
Railway No. 7: a vertical boilered rack locomotive; the very first built by
the Swiss Locomotive Works at Winterhur in 1873.
Outside Switzerland, steam on the rack is quite hard to
find. Austria has three such, of which two are still owned and operated by
the Federal Railways. Lakeside S. Wolfgang is the starting point for one of
them there, but it is even more famous, I suppose, for still having the
original “White Horse Inn” after which the famous light opera was
titled.
In Spain there was a steam rack line near Barcelona,
leading to a monastery (another sort of pleasure?). In Britain we still have
the Snowdon Mountain Railway, again with a lakeside start in Lanberis, and
worked by Swiss-built steamers very like the older Rothorn ones. Rack
railways certainly existed in Italy, especially in the islands, but they
were for “business” not pleasure. Last week, I mentioned the USA’s
Mount Washington Cog Railway, and it hard to find more.
The Brienz - Rothorn Railway
This was not the first rack railway in Switzerland, but
it is still there, still steam, and is as good an example as one can now
find. Probably the Rigi, one of whose locomotives, still extant, bears the
date 1873, was the first of all, and the loco was the very first of any kind
built at the famous workshops at Winterthur. This is the only place in the
world where you can still buy a new rack loco for your mountain railway, and
the Rothorn line did just that in 1992, after a honeymoon with a diesel and
finding it was no tourist attraction.
The two rack lines of the State system did the same, also
another Swiss line operating out of Montreux to Rochers de Naye. In common
with other locomotives on these lines, the new ones are ‘rack only’ -
unlike ‘rack and adhesion’ locomotives there is no facility to run them
as adhesion locos where the grades are easy.
So, just one hundred years after it’s opening, on 17
June 1992 the Rothorn line placed into service its first new steam
locomotive since 1936, an interval of 56 years. The builders had not built a
steam locomotive for 40 years, let alone one so essentially ‘Swiss’ as a
rack locomotive.
Brienz-Rothorn
No. 4: an early type, waits at Brienz to push its train up to the summit of
the Rothorn, in 1963.
These locomotives are oil burners (coal is more
traditional, but a second man would have been needed, and the economics
would have been destroyed). Proof of what a modern steam locomotive can
achieve, two men can now move 120 passengers, against the three men for 60
to 80 people with any of the older types. Great care was taken with the
thermal aspects of the design; the boiler can retain heat overnight,
electric pre-heating reduces the slow and expensive ‘lighting-up’
period; and the engines can be made ready for service in about ten minutes.
Two mechanical braking systems are fitted with electronic controls that can
stop the train automatically in an emergency.
The
very latest! The new steam locomotive built at Winterhur for the
Brienz-Rothorn line in 1992. The locomotive weighs 16 tonnes and can take a
17 tonne train up the mountain.
The drawing is by the late Ian Beattie, and comes from
‘Continental Modeller’ by kind permission of the Editor, Andrew Burnham.
The unusual step of showing the engine on a gradient is, in fact, common
practice for rack engines, on which the boiler is often placed at an angle
so that when in the normal situation of working on a gradient, the boiler is
in its best position, as level as possible.
As far as is known, the new locomotive has not caused the
withdrawal of any of the older ones, but it may be that one of the three
diesel locomotives eventually bought may have been down-graded to works
trains only.
Italy - the Kessler type compound rack-and-adhesion
locomotives
Next week I shall offer you a look at some notable
rack-and-adhesion types which differ from those by Kessler, but these
compounds were in wide use, one variant being the most numerous class of
such locomotives in all history. They had four cylinders, one above the
other on either side of the smoke box, the lower ones operating on the
driven wheels. When working ‘adhesion only’ no steam was admitted to the
upper cylinders, which were brought into operation only when the locomotive
was working on a rack section. They drove a jackshaft, which took the power
through gearing to the cogwheel, which engaged in the usual way with the
rack rail. All the cylinders were the same size, and the effective doubling
of the low-pressure cylinders was achieved by the gearing, which caused the
jackshaft to revolve twice as fast as the road wheels.
Kessler’s works were at Esslingen in Germany, and a
number of similar locomotives were built there for rack lines in Southern
Germany. Sadly there is not room for a picture, but I hope the description
is clear enough!
Woman’s World: Who
wants to live forever!
by Lesley Warner
I think if we were honest we would all answer ‘yes’,
if we could stay young. The search for eternal youth has been going on for
centuries but will we ever find it? Certainly not in time for me, or many of
my readers, but we can do quite a few things to help ourselves. There is
more and more faith being put in alternative health remedies and vitamins.
There are many ways to safely and naturally increase your
body’s longevity. Taking herbal remedies such as alfalfa, garlic, aloe
vera, dandelion, red clover and psyllium hulls is one method. Herbs
naturally contain vitamins and minerals that our bodies require. Plus some
herbs like dandelion, psyllium hulls and burdock root help cleanse and
detoxify the body, and our bodies need to be detoxified from time to time to
help prevent premature aging.
As we get older, our bodies start lacking certain
vitamins and minerals necessary for our overall health, such as iron,
calcium, zinc and vitamin D. Supplementing our diets with vitamins, minerals
and antioxidants becomes important. Replenishing our bodies with these
important nutrients helps promote longevity and is a great anti-aging
regimen.
There are an infinite number of supplements, vitamins,
antioxidants and herbal remedies available on the market today making
supplementation easy. In addition, you can also replenish your body with
necessary supplements via your diet. Eating nutritious foods rich in
vitamins and minerals is just another way to improve your health.
No matter how you choose to improve your body’s overall
health, whether you take supplements, herbal remedies or eat more nutrient
rich foods, the only way you will promote longevity is to begin an
anti-aging program and sticking to it.
It is becoming increasingly popular for many people to
choose alternative treatments rather than visiting the doctor’s office.
Every day, more and more people are taking control of their healthcare.
The quest for information is moving people away from
traditional medicine toward finding alternative methods for treating their
symptoms. Unlike 20 to 30 years ago, the public is now more comfortable
visiting an acupuncturist, massage therapist, herbologist or aroma therapist
to cure their ailments.
One that has always fascinated me and scared the life out
of me is acupuncture, even though it’s a component of traditional Chinese
medicine that is recognized all over the world for its effectiveness in
treating a wide variety of ailments. It’s a healing art that is used to
treat almost anything.
Acupuncture is a non-invasive, natural, holistic approach
for treating many disorders and illnesses. Each area of our being; physical,
mental and emotional is treated.
Treating headaches, PMS, arthritis, ulcers, insomnia,
depression, and more with acupuncture steadily increases in popularity each
year. In fact, going to see an acupuncturist as a “preventative” measure
is also popular.
Some people have a fear of needles and imagine that
acupuncture is painful. However, unlike traditional Western medicine’s
needles that are thick and hollow, acupuncture needles are smooth and solid
and are not much thicker than a single strand of hair. Some people may feel
a slight sensation upon the insertion of the needle into precise acupuncture
points, but this is brief and vanishes almost immediately. These sterile
needles are only used once and then thrown away.
Typically, people are deeply relaxed during an
acupuncture session, and many fall asleep. Acupuncture stimulates your
body’s natural healing processes helping your body to heal itself.
Traditional Chinese medicine practitioners believe that acupuncture
stimulates the flow of energy forces that nourish tissues, stimulate blood
flow and enhance the body’s systems.
Acupuncture can be used as a preventative measure or to
help treat what ails you. Because acupuncture is not limited to any specific
disorder, in theory it can be used to help treat just about everything.
Coins of the Realm: Animals
on Thai coins
by Jan Olav Aamlid -
President - House of the Golden Coin
http://www.thaicoins.com
As a boy, when I first started collecting coins, I kept
my collection in matchboxes glued together. I collected coins from as many
different countries in the world as possible. Some of my friends collected
stamps with different motifs, like sports, ships, flowers, butterflies, etc.
How and what one collects is not important, the most important thing is that
it gives you pleasure. It is also nice to know that through collecting coins
I have learned about geography, history and other topics I would probably
not have learned if I were not a coin collector.
Some
days ago I was looking at my coin collection. Some time back I had bought
the last Thai WWF, World Wild Life coins. One is a one hundred baht coin
with the portrait of His Majesty King Rama IX on the obverse and a mature
Indo-Chinese tiger on the reverse. Another is a two hundred baht coin
showing two Indo-Chinese tigers resting on the reverse. There is also
another two hundred baht coin with a young Asian elephant and an adult
showing their feeling of love and concern.
The
artwork of the three coins is outstanding, and sparked my interest enough to
look for other Thai coins with animals. To find the first of these, I had to
look far back in history, to the Kingdom of Dvaravati (6th to 11 th
Century) when coins existed that showed goats, cows and rabbits. These coins
are very rare, and very few have been offered for sale.
During
the Sukhothai Period (1250-1419) bullet coins, called Pod Duang, were
the most common form of money in Thailand. The bullet coins had different
marks, and from the Sukhothai Period there is a very rare bullet coin
bearing a cow. More common are bullet coins bearing the mark of an elephant.
Bullet coins with the elephant can be found in auctions/sales and from
dealers for about 3,000 baht.
From
the Ayutthaya Period (1350-1767), ผ baht bullet coins with the
elephant can be bought for 250 to 300 baht. Sometimes the artwork on these
small bullet coins is not of the highest standard, and it can be hard to
recognize the animal as an elephant.
During
the reign of King Nang Klao (Rama III 1824-1851) a pattern coin with an
elephant was produced in England. The coin shows on the obverse the elephant
with the date CS 1197 (1835), and on the reverse is the inscription Muang
Thai (Thailand). The mintage was only 500 pieces. The King did not like
the coin, so it was never put into circulation. It is rare to see this
pattern coin on the market, and the price is about 100,000 to 125,000 baht.
King
Mongkut (Rama IV 1851-1868) was the first Thai King for more than 600 years
to have “flat” coins put into circulation. The first series were made in
1857 and 1858 on a hand-driven minting machine given King Mongkut by Queen
Victoria of England. The series made on this machine all had an elephant on
the reverse. Few coins were minted on this machine and the coins are
referred to as “Royal Gift”.
In 1860 a steam-powered minting machine bought from
England was installed. The first series all had the elephant on the reverse.
At that time the Thai flag had the elephant as the main motif. The coins
issued in 1860 were a baht, half baht, Salung, Fuang
and a half fuang. All the coins were made in silver and the one baht
coins have the weight of 15.33 grams, while the fuang weighs 1 gram.
The baht can be found in the market for about 500 baht.
There exist coins from Thailand showing three-headed
elephants, even white elephants, birds and other animals. I will write about
these next week.
The Computer Doctor
by Richard Bunch
From Jim Cole, Pattaya: I have
a computer that I bought about two years ago. For some time now it has been
unreliable and I have been getting some rather strange things occurring,
these include loss of ports and cross-linked files. I have been advised that
the motherboard has failed but a replacement cannot be purchased, as this
design is no longer available, for it is a Socket 7. I was hoping to upgrade
it, but it now seems this will not be possible and that I will largely
require a new computer. This means it will cost me more than I had budgeted
for and in an attempt to save some money, I was proposing to use the hard
disk in a new computer but the shop told me that it would be too slow and in
any event is far to small. I would welcome your assistance and advice in my
decision making process.
Computer Doctor replies: In answer to your question,
Socket 7 motherboards are a thing of the past and even if you were lucky
enough to find one, it is not to be recommended as this is old technology
and although it may get you over your immediate problem should other
components fail like the processor, memory, etc., then once again the
likelihood of finding these is remote. If you can it would be best to bite
the bullet now. With regard to the hard disk issue, until recently IDE ones
were ATA66. Now ATA100 has been launched, but the majority are still ATA66.
Your present one is likely to be ATA33. In order to gain the extra
performance a motherboard that supports these ATA standards is required. It
also needs to be borne in mind that it is not possible to mix speeds on the
same channel without degrading the performance of the higher rated device.
From Jez Hewitt, Bangkok: I have recently upgraded my
IBM notebook PC by installing Windows 2000. I did a clean install and have
been most impressed with the improvements and new features over Windows98. I
particularly like the suspend/resume future, which makes for a quick
shutdown and restart. I travel around a lot, not just in Thailand but many
other countries. I regularly need to accept floppies from clients and these
are quite often infected with viruses. I haven’t been able to install my
Norton Antivirus and wondered what you would recommend for use with my
Windows 2000 machine?
Computer Doctor replies: Personally I subscribe to
McAfee Clinic, which also has the advantage of checking daily at a
predetermined time for updated files, assuming you have an Internet
connection. This software is available online at www.mcafee.com and costs
US$29.95 and is I believe a worthwhile investment given the devastation that
some of the later viruses can cause.
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Nightmarch
In a recent news story the former Hollywood ‘Madam to
the Stars’, Heidi Fleiss quipped, “Call girls don’t need madams now,
just modems.” So, for those people who are looking to sink money (sink
being the operative word) into the Pattaya economy and have considered bars
and restaurants, perhaps a better way to go might be to set up or purchase
your own Internet Cafe.
The girls- and boys- that work in the entertainment
industry have embraced Internet technology with a fervour matched only by
captains of industry and corporate raiders. Walk past almost any existing
Internet Cafe and you will see a veritable smorgasbord of talent madly
tapping away at the keyboards as they send messages of undying love,
devotion and bank account details into cyberspace.
The old days of waiting for the snail mail to deliver a
letter replying to desperate pleas for monetary assistance are long gone.
Now sob stories concerning retarded buffaloes and the much-needed
hospitalization of near and dear family members can be sent in real time
with the replies being almost instantaneous.
I was sitting in the Carousel ogling den (Soi Diamond)
recently when one young dancing maiden appeared clasping a sheaf of papers
and asked the English-speaking and reading hostess to translate the latest
e-mail sent by one of her boyfriends. The e-mail included a colour photo
that had been sent as an attachment. The four or so pages would have cost
her around 10 baht apiece plus her time on the Net. Multiply that by the
number of young lasses who have a plethora of love interests scattered
across the four corners and seven seas and you have the makings of a
potentially lucrative business. If you also throw in a good translation
service at a nominal charge then you could be sitting on a gold mine, well
on a gold diggers gold mine anyway. In fact, that’s what I would call the
cafe: Gold Diggers on the Net.
For the Physical: One of the best and relatively
cheapest places for the would-be Pattaya versions of Arnie has to be Chevin
Gym. Situated in Soi Day-Night 3 (the soi behind the Flamingo Hotel) it
currently spreads over two floors with a multitude of machines and free
weights. Those who have trained in other places say it is already one of the
best-equipped gyms in Pattaya and gymmaster Duncan is planning on even
greater expansion. The atmosphere is friendly with very few of what Clive
James called the ‘condom full of walnut’s’ brigade posing around the
mirrors.
Prices are competitive with 20 visits costing just 1,200
baht for males and a paltry 700 baht for females. You can also pay by the
visit, week, fortnight or month. I have to say that this is one occasion
where I don’t mind a discriminatory pricing structure. Duncan’s low
prices for the female of the training species are designed to attract them
into his gym and it works. Sometimes it’s better than being in an ogling
den, well...almost.
In the Boozers: The Viking Bar (front of Pinewood
Condo, up from Soi 6) is becoming increasingly popular with the locals,
serving Amstel Draft at 49 baht, Becks at 65 baht and stocking such imported
exotics as Strongbow Cider and Corona Beer. The beer boozer boasts a pool
table (15 baht a game) and for regulars the boss hands out a VIP card that
gives you a 10% discount on your bill. He also claims he has the widest
range of imported beers anywhere in Pattaya and from the stock in the fridge
it’s hard to dispute.
For The Hungry: The Sana Restaurant (Soi Skaw Beach),
directly opposite the Skaw Beach Hotel, boasts a menu with nothing at more
than 140 baht and most dishes are priced around 110 baht. I recently had a
Wiener Schnitzel (pork) dinner that consisted of salad, chips and two large
pieces of crumbed pork. I can handle a feed but this one just about beat me,
so if you do decide to take a look, make sure you’re hungry.
Off to Cambodia: The Land of a Zillion Landmines is
becoming increasingly popular with tourists and the capital, Phnom Penh, is
a bustling city, a far cry from the bombed out remnant of the Pol Pot years
(1975-1979). For those who are looking for a Thai restaurant with a Pattaya
flavour then try out the Nokor Phnom at 176 Mao Tse Tung Boulevard. Owned by
a Thai man whose brother runs the Pran Prai 2 Restaurant (next to Star Dice
Disco off Naklua Road) I’m told it features live music performed by Thai
musicians and a Filipino singer. Now there’s a combination for you.
My e-mail address is: [email protected]
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