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Family Money: Private
Banking
By Leslie
Wright
A recent report on Europe’s private banking system
hinted that this sector of the financial services industry is facing a
crunch. Ironically, the very thing that produced the boom in private
banking is now causing its biggest headache. Bankers can no longer rely on
the sort of low-key, stable relationships with clients that they once
could.
At one time, a handful of blue-chip banks - such as
Coutts and Hoare in the UK, and UBS, Credit Suisse and a small number of
private banks in Switzerland - served a niche market. Most of their
business was funnelled offshore to avoid high tax regimes. Their clients
were ‘captive’: they rarely moved accounts. The new breed of High Net
worth Individuals (‘HNWIs’) has far more money to deposit, are
technology savvy, and expect high levels of choice and service. The new
rich are also more international than their parents and - frighteningly
for private bankers - they will move their accounts to another bank that
provides a better service and fits their self-image.
The internet offers clients information and choice that
was not previously available. Now banks can offer wider and quicker
channels of distribution and communication. But it also puts pressure on
them to match the information a customer can get for himself or herself
online.
Changing their image
Private banks have responded to these market changes by
going in one of two directions: specialising toward the top of the value
chain and maintaining the traditional personalised service; or they have
widened their business to capture a less wealthy group. The latter,
referred to as “universal” banks, are a big threat to those further up
the tree.
It costs six times more to get a new client than to
retain an existing one. Hold on to them at all costs, is the universal
banks’ mantra. Hence many “private” banks are now offering products
to the low end of the HNWI market, starting at around $50,000 to $100,000.
An example is Create, a joint venture between the UK high street bank
Lloyds TSB and investment bank Goldman Sachs. Create aims to capture
clients at the $100,000 mark - but is also for those with $5m plus.
Create’s low-end product is known as Create Portfolio, which is a
fund-of-funds service for people who want basic management of their
finances without paying for face-to-face private banking service. Create
Partner is the second level and comes with a relationship manager and
client control over investment decisions.
The top-of-the-range product is Create Private, which
looks more like traditional private banking. Lloyds TSB, however, is not
alone in wanting to be all things for all clients. Royal Bank of Canada
Private Banking, HSBC, Barclays, Citibank, NatWest, Investec and others
split their high-net worth business into two or three wealth classes,
mirroring the distinction between “mass affluent” and full private
banking.
Not all banks think this way: many are loathe to lower
entry criteria, preferring instead to concentrate on the top of the market
- the traditional private banking market. A survey concluded that 90% of
private banks want to concentrate on “differentiation” in the next
three years to attract and retain clients. The UK bank Coutts, for
example, focuses on the high-net worth market. Turn up to open an account
with less than $500,000 in your pocket and you are not welcome. But there
are other ways, apart from discrimination by money, to specialise. Swiss
private bank Pictet Et Cie has hit upon the idea of the “family office;
a banking service run over the internet that aims to get the business of
an entire wealthy family including children. This concept is working for
Pictet, which has increased its traffic over the net. The ‘family
office’ is a specialisation.
Technology plays its part
Forester Research, a market research company,
questioned 50 senior executives of private banks in March this year about
their clients’ technological demands and what they were doing about it.
While 62% said they used the internet to communicate with clients only,
16% thought they were ahead of the client’s demands - and that,
alarmingly, was down from 26% two years ago. One respondent said,
“[clients] want to access their account, want to transact online and
want our research online. After we offer that, they always want more
features. It’s never enough.”
The Net is changing private banking from the inside
out. And, again, the driver is increased client knowledge and expectation.
Banks are experiencing a shake-up and don’t know yet how it will work
out, and how much will fundamentally change. Some commentators have even
predicted that the days of face-to-face banking could be over. Technology
has altered the banking landscape considerably, but so has shifting world
demographics. There will still be old-style relationship management for
those who want it. In fact, relationship management could become a more
specialised and valued skill in the future, and traditional private
banking relationships may continue in a different guise.
Already, banks are finding it hard to attract and
retain skilled staff because the industry is growing so fast. Some banks
reported that their staff turnover was 20% a year. Staff costs comprise
the largest component of the cost base at 57%. A survey on 30 UK-based
private banks found demand for private bankers already outstripping
supply, and forecast to grow 27% by 2005. Intense competition for staff is
extremely good news for some: senior relationship managers can earn
upwards of $300,000 a year.
Some are capitalising on their scarcity by setting up
boutique relationship management companies that act as high-class personal
advisors to the wealthy. Indeed, this was the rationale behind my having
established Westminster Portfolio Services in Pattaya. Seven years ago I
saw the need for a firm here offering a quality face-to-face portfolio
management service, aimed toward investors with less investment capital
than is required to qualify for traditional private banking services.
There is potentially a vast amount of business out
there for private banks. Europe and North America account for 60% of all
private banking assets, but the figures for Asia and Latin America show an
untapped market. Most are targets for the new “universal” private
banks.
Private banking remains a fragmented industry: the top
10 private banks have a combined market share of fewer than 12%. The
mighty UBS, the leading bank in terms of assets under management, has just
4% of market share. In the UK there were 10 banks calling themselves
private in 1989. Now there are roughly 200.
Snap Shots: Shooting
Neon can be an illuminating experience!
by Harry Flashman
Head up Soi Pattayaland 2 one night and just look
upwards. The street is a veritable illuminated forest of neon. There must
be more neon tubes per cubic metre than anywhere else in the world. Even
visitors from Las Vegas stand and stare.
Of course, there are those tourists who have the camera
slung round their necks and out it is whipped to record this sight for the
folks back home. With a spitting flash, the auto-focus camera grinds away,
and when the traveller gets his prints back, he or she is going to be very
disappointed. That huge neon glow comes out as a thin, thready coloured
tube and nothing like what they saw that night. Why? Did the
photo-processor get it wrong? Was it done on the wrong sort of film?
Simple answer is no, none of the above. The failure to
record neon lighting was because the photographer believed the auto
camera’s suggestion that since it was night, flash must be used. In
fact, most auto cameras these days will automatically get the flash ready
by sundown. This, unfortunately, is where the modern cameras are just too
smart for themselves. A flash is the last thing you need when taking neon
lights. The reason for this is quite simple - the strong white flash burst
totally overpowers the weaker neon illumination and washes out all the
pretty colours (the reason you wanted to take the shot in the first
place)!
The first item you need to research in the auto
camera’s manual is how to turn the flash OFF. The reason for this is
again simple - when you photograph neon, you must make the neon tubes
themselves the light source. Not the flash.
So what shutter speed and aperture settings should you
use? If you have an auto setting on the camera, or you are using a fully
automatic point and shooter then you are set up. No fancy calculations are
required. The camera’s meter will do it all for you. For once, Harry
Flashman is happy to let the electronic brain do its thing (but without
the flash).
However, since you are dealing with a low light
situation the shutter speeds will be fairly slow, often down around 1/15th
to 1/8th of a second. At these sort of speeds you will not hand-hold and
get ultimate sharpness in your prints. This is the time to use a tripod or
hold the camera firmly on the roof of a parked car to stop blurring.
If you want to get technical and do it all manually,
then meter from the neon glow itself and then shoot not only at that
setting, but also from one stop below and one stop above. This the pros
call “bracketing” and it just simply increases your chances of getting
a good shot. In the photography bizz, a pro must come back with the goods
- no excuses are acceptable! Not even torrential rain, as we have
mentioned before.
Now, to really go to town with the neon sign effects,
get out your filters. If you have a soft focus one, then put it on for a
couple of shots. Another interesting variant is to tightly stretch a nylon
stocking over the lens. The result here will be a “halo” around the
neon and can make for a very attractive photograph. Try putting a
“starburst” or a rainbow filter on too. Just to get something
different.
And looking for something really different? Another
great visual effect is to put the camera on the tripod and use a zoom
lens. Select a shutter speed of around ten seconds and slowly “zoom”
in or away from the neon light while the shutter is open. You will get
something very different with this technique. Something like a 3D movement
effect.
Try some neon shots this weekend - just remember to
turn the flash off!
Modern Medicine: If
you don’t put your finger in it, you’ll put your foot in it!
by Dr Iain Corness, Consultant
The heading for this week’s column was the sage
advice we were given as medical students when being lectured about
prostatic cancer. Then, the only “real” way for the GP to detect
cancer of the prostate (by the way, gentlemen, please note it is
“prostate” not “prostrate” - that only happens if it lays you
low!) was by what is known as DRE (we love acronyms)!
DRE? That stands for Digital Rectal Examination, an
examination consisting of inserting one’s gloved finger into the
patient’s rectum and feeling the surface of the prostate gland. The
skilled digit can detect changes in shape and surface irregularities,
signs which may mean cancer is evolving. We were told that if you didn’t
do this, then there was a high chance that the patient would develop the
cancer “silently” until it then spread to other organs and death was
the inevitable result.
Naturally, in some sections of the male community,
there was some “buyer resistance” to DRE, and in fact, many doctors
were a trifle embarrassed to suggest this procedure for their over 50’s
patients.
In 1986 the medical world was heartened to be told
there was now a blood test which had been developed to detect prostate
cancer, called the PSA. This acronym stands for Prostate Specific Antigen.
Overnight the medical labs were being bombarded by males over 50 wanting
the blood test, rather than the digit test. Alas, the real picture was not
as cut and dried.
While PSA appeared to be a reasonable indicator -
that’s where it started and finished. It was a “reasonable
indicator” and that was all. A low PSA did not guarantee freedom from
cancer and a high PSA did not necessarily mean you were ready for the
knacker’s yard. It was found that some benign conditions, such as benign
prostatic hypertrophy (non cancerous prostatic enlargement) also increased
the PSA levels in some males, and prostatitis (inflammation) and even
sexual intercourse could alter the levels too.
However, the boffins in the back room continued to
refine PSA and we came up with a PSA “velocity” figure. This measured
the rate of increase in the PSA result over a given period of time. The
faster the increase, the “more likely” it was that there was a cancer
down there. But it still wasn’t absolute.
So where did all that leave us? Precisely where we were
before, gentlemen. If we don’t put our finger in it, we may put our foot
in it! DRE and PSA continue to be our best bet as far as clinical
suspicion is concerned, and if either or both of those tests are a little
doubtful, then the next definitive step is a prostatic needle biopsy and
examine the tissue under the microscope. DRE and PSA are only guides at
best.
We can get the odds more on our side by regular
testing, and most authorities suggest annually for males over 50, or for
males over 40 who have a positive family history of prostate cancer.
Think about a check-up today! It could mean you get a
lot more trouble free “todays” later.
Dear
Hillary,
My Thai girlfriend speaks quite reasonable English, but
at times I find it difficult to understand her true meaning and we end up
having an argument because she can’t tell me what she really meant. The
other day she seemed a little distant and worried and she said “I want
to stay by myself” and I thought she wanted to move out of the
condominium we are in. I started to ask her why as everything seemed to be
OK before, but she just started to get mad at me for continuing to ask her
what was wrong. The next day, when she was still here I worked out that
what she wanted to say was that because she was trying to work out a
personal problem in her head, she wanted to be “alone” for a while.
There was I trying to help and following her round the place while she
wanted to work it out on her own. I try to understand, but it baffles me
too. Have you any advice Hillary for this communication problem we are
having?
Jungle Jim
Dear Jungle Jim,
In any relationship, clear and open communication is
most important. When the two people come from different cultures and have
differing native languages, then it becomes even more likely that
confusion will occur, leaving young Jim deep in the Jungle, doesn’t it?
Your girlfriend is trying her best to communicate in a foreign language,
but I note you do not say whether you try to communicate in Thai, her
language. If there are times of confusion, you should say that you “mai
kow jai” and ask that she tells you another way - even if that requires
it being said in Thai and you following it with a Thai-English dictionary.
Finally, try not to hang on the literal meaning of every word - try and
get the overall meaning or emotion. And get some Thai lessons too!
Dear Hillary,
There was a question last week about rice barges in
Jomtien (Vol IX, Number 48) and perhaps you might like to know the real
story Mrs. Hillary. There are heaps of them that have come down from
Ayutthaya and are being parked in a lake behind Lotus on Sukhumvit Road.
They will be outfitted as floating “hotels” similar to the houseboats
at Kanchanaburi. Since you didn’t know the answer to that one, how’s
about would you like me to do your column for you next week?
Alec
Dear “Smart” Alec,
If you are really so smart then you would know that I
am addressed as Ms. Hillary, thank you Petal. However, for all those
people who want to read the boating and hotel news in the advice for the
agonized at heart column, I have printed Alec’s letter, above and
unexpurgated (look it up, Petal)!
Dear Hillary,
With all the horrible tales you hear about the
foreigners being ripped off by the girls in Thailand, not just Pattaya,
have you any suggestions about how you tell a “good” Thai girl from a
“bad” Thai girl? There must be some way you can tell. Before any more
of us get taken to the cleaners, let us into the secret Hillary. I’m
from London and I thought I was street smart. The motorcycle shops must
just love us, and the gold shops too. Please, before it’s too late!
Jason
Dear Jason,
Firstly take your time. Hasten Jason will only get
himself in trouble in double quick time. In fact, reading between the
lines makes me think you’ve been hurt already, haven’t you Petal? All
you have to do is follow the “rules” that you would in your own
country. When looking for a soul mate would you go to the Chicken Pluckers
Arms at Piccadilly Circus to find her? You’ll find plenty of bar mates
(Sally in the front bar is quite nice) but not soul mates. The ones on the
other side of the counter are more likely to be cell mates! Finding
“good” girls as you call them is difficult, but you generally do not
find them in bars. They work in offices, hospitals, shops, optometrists,
architects rooms, tourist hotels - are you listening to me, Jason!
Finally, if all else fails, here is Hillary’s tip for the selection of
“good” girls. Check the legs first - good girls wear pantyhose. There
you are, Jason, it’s easy! Happy hunting.
Dear Hillary,
We are very worried about you. For over six weeks now
you have not mentioned wine and chocolates. Are you ill? Are you on the
wagon, or taken the pledge? Did the dentist tell you to stop the chockies?
This is most unlike you. Please advise us and we will send carrot juice
and celery sticks if you really have sworn off your two favourite
“foods”.
The Gang
Dear Gang,
Never fear, Hillary has just been getting in shape for
her usual Xmas blow-out. You can safely send the champagne to the Pattaya
Mail Office, (but none of that vulgar Bulgarian “methode not very
champenoise”), clearly marked, “For Hillary Only” and I shall think
of the gang, sorry, “The Gang” with much fondness. Chocolates, soft
centres please! Happy now, Poppets?
GRAPEVINE
Wake
up call
A farang who fell asleep in a garbage container in
Second Road had a lucky escape after he woke up as the contents were
being loaded into the trash truck. He shouted and screamed, “Stop!
Stop!” and the mechanical mincer ground to a noisy halt. His friend
Toulouse Marat said it had been a lucky escape as the Thai garbage
collectors did not speak English.
One-armed bandit
A drunk tried to hold up a bar at gunpoint after
being refused another beer. His odd attempt to get served was foiled
when his false arm, which was holding the gun, fell off. The hapless
boozer has been charged with assault and not holding a weapons permit.
He apologized to the bar explaining, “I was legless at the time.”
Another French option
Open already for about six months, there is good
quality and reasonable food to be had at Chez Maman Restaurant on
Pattaya Klang near Beach Road. When GEOC (Grapevine Eating Out
Collective) visited last month, the set evening menu was tuna salad,
pork slices with potato and carrot mash and apple tart to follow. The
portions were big enough to satisfy hearty eaters and the inclusive
price a modest 180 baht.
WHO
The World Health Organization estimates that for
every minute that passes, 83,000 couples round the world are bonking.
The total rises a bit if it’s raining. Approached for a comment,
ESSS0 (Eastern Seaboard Social Surveys Organization) thought it
unlikely that Pattaya had been included in the totals but declined to
give a reason.
Friendly tip
Come on now Tops Supermarket. We have visited
several times around 11.00 a.m. in recent weeks. On most occasions,
there were only two check-outs working with large queues forming. Once
or twice, the check-out packer had disappeared making exit strategies
even slower. Do something about the situation please.
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Hygienic spelling
A promotional card reads, “Ring Somchai if you
have some toilets. We will check you and your family members. If your
toilet is full or full with smells, we can empty everything you do not
want to hear and see. If not full and not smelly, then you are OK. We
can come again soon in case not OK.”
More of Amor
Amor Restaurant, near Pattayaland Soi Three, has
two sittings for Christmas dinner. Starter is tomato soup with Gordons
gin, followed by roast turkey and trimmings, port and strawberry
sorbet, Christmas pudding and tea or coffee. Price is 1,100 baht per
person. A choice between 7 p.m. and 9.30 p.m. Reservations are
recommended, as Amor has become a really popular dining venue.
Work permit blues
Once you have that precious work permit, you are
really on probation for three years. If your audited accounts by then
show you have not made a profit, you will lose it. This is in line
with the modern practice that permits are easier to obtain but are
monitored more closely by the Labor Office and by immigration.
Wide hips boom
Gents requiring big trousers, 44 inches waist and
up, should check out the XL shop in the Big C Plaza (near the top of
the escalator, cinema side). They also seem to have acquired gigantic
shirts up to XXXL. But you have to hunt around in the stock which is
arranged, to put it politely, somewhat anarchically.
T-shirt parade
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation.
The other eight are unimportant.
It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention
of getting married.
My sexual preference is not you.
I can remember when riding motorcycles was
dangerous and sex was safe.
Amongst the mechanical devices which increase
passion is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL Convertible.
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Guide to buying a large
dog: Irish Water Spaniel
by C.
Schloemer
Good points: brave, easily trained, excellent
retriever, strong swimmer, intelligent, good temperament, loving
Take heed: no drawbacks known
The Irish Water Spaniel is a most attractive animal,
loyal, intelligent, and has a deeply affectionate nature. As happy in the
water as on land, this breed is a fearless swimmer, and is most useful for
hunting wild fowl. The Irish Water Spaniel is often called the clown of the
spaniel family, possibly due to the unique appearance of a characteristic
topknot together with a peak of curly hair between the eyes. He is also the
tallest of the spaniels. He may seem forbidding to strangers, but this dog
is devoted to his owner and family members.
Size: height: dog, 53-58.5 cm; bitch, 51-56 cm
Grooming: Daily brushing and weekly combing. Seek
advice on stripping of unwanted hair from your veterinary or dog grooming
salon. Take care that mud does not become caked between the toes.
Origin and history: In the late 1100’s before the
days of King McCarthy II, dogs found in southern Ireland below the River
Shannon were called Shannon Spaniels, Irish Water Spaniels, Rat-tail
Spaniels, or Whip Tail Spaniels. The breed’s development is disputable
before the late 18th century. Archaeological findings
in a lake dwelling site near Dunshaughlin, Ireland, reveal remains of dogs
with the same type of skull dating back to the 8th and
9th century. Ireland’s Sir Robert Cecil is recorded
to have sent the King of France an Irish Water Spaniel in 1598.
Shaman’s Rattle: The
Happy Medium?
by Marion
Whilst I like to keep what is left of my mind in the
“open” mode, there is, as far as I am concerned, no justification to
prey upon human beings when they are at their lowest ebb, generally during
the period immediately after a death. It is during the period of bereavement
that “normal” thought processes go out the window and everyone is easy
pickings for the unscrupulous. I remember after my father’s death, going
around the funeral parlour to pick the casket which would be used for his
body’s final trip. There was so much pressure being brought to bear in
that it was being insinuated that my father deserved the best, so I would
“naturally” like the more expensive and ornate coffin.
When mediums look like “cashing in” through claims to
be able to contact those who have passed on (or over, if you prefer), this
is reprehensible. If they can contact the dead, then let them be judged on
their results, not on the word of mouth recommendation of someone who is
still bereaved and who will grasp at any straws.
The following extract comes from the enquiring minds at
www.skeptic.com, a group of people who are prepared to acknowledge the
imponderables, but are not prepared to accept sham.
“The latest medium on the American stage is one John
Edwards. After Uri Geller and Shirley MacLaine, then it was James Van Praagh,
to be followed by Edwards as we enter the new millennium. This man has a
daily TV show in the US called “Crossing Over” on the Sci Fi network and
a New York Times best selling book “One Last Time.” He has appeared,
unopposed, on Larry King Live and has been featured on Dateline,
Entertainment Tonight, and an HBO special. He is so hot that his television
show is about to make the jump to network television, as he is soon to go
opposite Oprah in CBS’s afternoon line-up.” So is he that good? Is he
that accurate? Can he really contact the other side?
Please take the time to read the experiences of an
audience member from an Edwards taping. His name is Michael O’Neill, a New
York City marketing manager, who reported his experiences as follows
(quoting from the Skeptic article). “I was on the John Edwards show. He
even had a multiple guess “hit” on me that was featured on the show.
However, it was edited so that my answer to another question was edited in
after one of his questions. In other words, his question and my answer were
deliberately mismatched. Only a fraction of what went on in the studio was
actually seen in the final 30 minute show. He was wrong about a lot and was
very aggressive when somebody failed to acknowledge something he said. Also,
his “production assistants” were always around while we waited to get
into the studio. They told us to keep very quiet, and they overheard a lot.
I think that the whole place is bugged somehow. Also, once in the studio we
had to wait around for almost two hours before the show began. Throughout
that time everybody was talking about what dead relative of theirs might pop
up. Remember that all this occurred under microphones and with cameras
already set up. My guess is that he was backstage listening and looking at
us all and noting certain readings. When he finally appeared, he looked at
the audience as if he were trying to spot people he recognized. He also had
ringers in the audience. I can tell because about fifteen people arrived in
a chartered van, and once inside they did not sit together.”
“Most of the time, however, mediums do not need to
cheat. The reason has to do with the psychology of belief. This stuff works
because the people who go to mediums want it to work (remember, they do the
readings, not the mediums). The simplest explanation for how mediums can get
away with such an outrageous claim as the ability to talk to the dead is
that they are dealing with a subject the likes of which it would be hard to
top for tragedy and finality - death. Sooner or later we all will face this
inevitability, starting, in the normal course of events, with the loss of
our parents, then siblings and friends, and eventually ourselves. It is a
grim outcome under the best of circumstances, made all the worse when death
comes early or accidentally to those whose ‘time was not up’. As those
who traffic in the business of loss, death, and grief know all too well, we
are often at our most vulnerable at such times. Giving deep thought to this
reality can cause the most controlled and rational among us to succumb to
our emotions.
“The reason John Edward, James Van Praagh, and the
other so-called mediums are unethical and dangerous is that they are not
helping anyone in what they are doing. They are simply preying on the
emotions of grieving people. As all loss, death, and grief counsellors know,
the best way to deal with death is to face it head on. Death is a part of
life, and pretending that the dead are gathering in a television studio in
New York to talk twaddle with a former ballroom-dance instructor is an
insult to the intelligence and humanity of the living.” Amen!
Animal Crackers: Ligers
and Tigons
by Mirin MacCarthy
There have been plenty of mythical animals. The Unicorn
of course, and the Minotaur which was supposedly half man and half horse.
There is also the long suffering Cabbit, half cat and half rabbit which
reputedly hops around the hills and dales of England. So how about a wild
beast which is half lion and half tiger?
Liger
Well the half lion/tiger is not a mythical beast, and in
fact is relatively common. The reason that this can happen is that both the
lion and the tiger are big cats. They share many features, such as the
number of chromosomes, and mating will produce a “half-breed” animal.
Just as the mating of two different dog species will
produce dogs with the characteristics of both parents, lions and tigers will
do the same. However, there is a large difference depending upon which
species was the father of the cubs. If the father was a lion, the offspring
are called “Ligers”, but if the father was a tiger, they are called “Tigons”.
Ligers and Tigons are quite different physically. While
both show some lion looks and tiger stripes, the Ligers are very vigorous
animals that grow very much larger than either parent animal. Some Ligers
will even stand more than 4 metres tall on their back legs and will weigh
upwards of 600 kg. That is one large pussycat! The largest Bengal Tiger on
record was just over 500 kg.
On the other hand, the Tigons do not reach the same size
as either parent and some are even considered to be ‘dwarf’ animals. It
has also been noted that the flowing lion mane is not present in either
Ligers or Tigon males. Though the tigers involved are usually of the orange
colour, white tigers have been mated with lions to produce white Ligers and
golden tabby tigers have been mated with lions to produce golden Ligers.
Most Ligers and Tigons occur in zoos, where the two
species are kept in the same enclosure and accidental mating can occur, but
there is some zoological experimentation done as well to see what the hybrid
animals are like.
In the wild there may have been some cross breeding but
this is not very likely as lions and tigers very rarely overlap with their
territories. There is also the fact that lions are social animals and stay
in groups, while the tiger is a solitary animal, only coming together to
mate and then return to their solitary existence. Female tigers keep their
cubs with them for a couple of years and then revert to solitary living.
Both the Ligers and the Tigons show personality traits of
both parents. Tigers love water and the cross bred animals adapt well to the
aquatic environment, but the lion part of their make-up does not like water
so the animals show an initial reluctance to accept jumping in the water.
Handlers of these animals also report that the animals
can show some confusion at times between their mixed heritages. Even their
voices are a combination, as they usually chuff like a tiger and roar like a
lion, but without giving the typical lion grunt at the end. It is also
claimed that Ligers are more docile, while Tigons are more aggressive.
Many of these crossbred animals are infertile, but some
Ligers have continued to breed and have cubs of their own. A lion male mated
to a Liger produces cubs called Li-Ligers. In theory you could also get
Ti-Ligers, Li-Tigons and Ti-Tigons - but it all seems a trifle silly to me!
If there were some inherent advantage in doing this, then let the
geneticists go ahead, but I fail to see any good valid scientific reason for
continuing this crossbreeding.
The computer doctor
by Richard Bunch
From Alex Hamelinck: I’m an avid reader of your
column, although often it is too difficult to comprehend, as I know little
or nothing about computers.
I bought a second hand IBM laptop (380ED), later it
turned out to be a French keyboard. This no problem for me as I can’t
type, but for others who can, it is. Can I have it changed, with a new
keyboard? Somebody mentioned something about sticking stickers on the keys
and changing software. Can I have the Thai alphabet installed as well? How
much would it approximately cost and where can I have this properly done?
Will any computer shop be able to do it?
The second problem is that the modem does not always dial
when I want to make a connection with the Internet. It’s a Xircom, after a
while it does, can it be repaired?
Computer Doctor replies: Thanks for your comments
about my column; it is nice to get some positive reader input.
As regards to your questions, the French keyboard is
really not a problem as is the Thai. Firstly, you need to purchase a set of
stickers for the keyboard; these will have Thai and English characters on
and follow a US English keyboard layout. It then rather depends upon the
operating system that you are using but in essence, you need to look at the
Keyboard/Regional Settings area in Control Panel and select the appropriate
keyboard and language settings. It is possible that you will require the OS
installation CD so make sure that this is to hand first. Frankly, this is
something that you should be able to accomplish yourself but if you are
reluctant then any computer shop ‘worth their salt’ should be able to
assist.
As to the problem with your modem, I am imagining that
this is a PCMCIA modem; there are known problems with some PCMCIA modems
under some Windows Operating systems, primarily Windows 98 and ME. It could
be that the drivers are corrupt. I suggest in the first instance you obtain
an updated driver from the Xircom website. Then remove the existing driver
and the PCMCIA slots. Once this is done, reboot without the PCMCIA card
inserted and the OS should reinstall the slots. You may then insert the
PCMCIA modem and when requested, point to the driver that you previously
downloaded.
From D J Blakey: I’ve got a problem! Every time I
sign on to my PC a message appears on screen. Second Chance - Discard
Confirm, the amount of space used by checkpoints on drive C: has exceeded
your drive space limit for that drive. Either change your limit, or click
‘discard’ and Second Chance will discard the following checkpoints: 45.
The number 45 at the end of the message seems to go up one every time I sign
on. Why does the PC advise me to ‘discard’ instead of ‘change
limits’? How do I rectify this problem? Any help much appreciated.
Computer Doctor replies: This message is almost
certainly generated by a third party utility, most of which I have no room
for as they very often create more problems and anxiety than they cure. I
would suggest in the first instance you remove any third party utilities you
have installed on your computer, restart and run the bundled windows tools
such as Scandisk and Defrag. If these do not report any problems then it is
fair to assume that the software you were previously using was erroneously
reporting. If, on the other hand, the native Windows tolls baulk or report
errors then you will need to address the identified problem/s.
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Social Commentary by
Khai Khem
The Reunion
My recent visit to the USA promised to be fun,
interesting, informative, and exciting. It was. I hadn’t travelled there
for many years, and I was delighted to have finally found the time to break
away to take care of a little personal business and squeeze in a much needed
holiday. October’s blaring headlines of the tragic events of the September
11th terrorist attack in New York City and Washington D. C. had my nerves
frayed about flying, but living in a Buddhist culture has made me somewhat
fatalistic. When I can’t do anything about a situation I think about
something else.
My planned destination was Atlanta, Georgia, a place I
had never been to. But old friends had agreed to meet me at the airport and
had graciously welcomed me into their home for my stay. Of course I hadn’t
seen these friends for decades, and it was fairly certain that the ravages
of time would have dramatically changed us physically. Would we recognise
each other?
The flight from Bangkok through Tokyo, and Chicago was
long and arduous. Disembarking for Immigration at O’Hare International
Airport, and changing planes to fly into Atlanta had left me exhausted and
disoriented. Missed meals and too much champagne had rendered me nearly
senseless, and by the time I arrived in Atlanta, I managed to get so lost in
Huntsville Airport, I couldn’t find the baggage claim area. All of my
fellow passengers whom I might have recognised had disappeared. They
obviously knew where they were going. Aware that friends were anxiously
awaiting my appearance, I was becoming concerned. Concerned? More like
unhinged. How hard could it be to find a sign and an arrow pointing to the
baggage claim arrow? Not so difficult if you stay in the arrival lounge. But
I had missed my directions on one of those ‘trains’ which bridge the
distance in massive airports. Finally I took my fate in my own hands and
exited the train when the doors opened, not caring where I ended up. Eureka!
Baggage claim area.
Hordes of people thronged around the baggage carrousels;
we were packed shoulder to shoulder, cheek to jowl. I was unconcerned about
my luggage. That had been checked from Bangkok all the way to Atlanta, and
since I am one of those people who’s luggage the airlines unfailingly send
to ‘luggage Heaven’, I rarely see my personal belongings until the day
before I plan to leave wherever I have been travelling. Finding my friends
was my main concern, and I waded through the herd, peering into every face.
Strangers, strangers, everywhere, but not a friend in the crowd. Grabbing a
luggage cart I leaned against it for support.
Alone and deserted. Unloved and unwelcomed. Poor me. And
then I felt an arm slip around my waist and a tender kiss planted on the
back of my neck...I FROZE. As a journalist, I am informed about the cunning
con-men and deft pick-pockets who ply their sneaky trades in public places,
especially in busy American airports. Clamping down tightly on my carry-on
bag, I stiffened my elbow and without turning around, I send a searing blow
into the ribs of my unknown intruder. Finally facing my assailant, I gazed
into the face of my gracious hostess, who had come to welcome me with love
and affection. The whole contingent of friends were there to greet me, and
had recognised me at once. Hearty hugs of happiness and friendship were
exchanged. And of course the tears were flowing, too. Especially from the
elderly lady whom I had so unceremoniously punched in the ribs. “Welcome
back, Dear”, she managed. And I began to cry as well.
Down The Iron Road: The
Great Western 4-6-0 Family - Part 4
by John D. Blyth, P.O.
Box 97, Pattaya City 20260
G.J. Churchward disliked speaking in public. The only
occasion on which he is known to have done so on locomotives was in London,
the subject being ‘Large Locomotive Boilers’. His opening comment was
that the problems with a modern locomotive were ‘mainly a question of
boilers’. He proceeded to prove the point by building the first 4-6-2 or
‘Pacific’ (the name came from the USA but it caught on in Britain, too).
Not a 4-6-0 but I cannot keep it out.
From the picture you will see the sheer size of this
engine. The weight on the coupled wheels precluded its widespread use -
officially London to Bristol only - but it is known to have turned up in
Wolverhampton and Newton Abbo. The former was possibly working a football
excursion. But in the main it stayed where it was permitted. The big boiler
gave some trouble, especially the wide firebox of which ‘Western’ men
had no experience. The length of the tubes - ideas about combustion chambers
still lying in the future - were a problem too. Naturally all the heat was
generated at the rear in the normal way and the front end of the boiler
tended to be ‘stone cold’, doing little or nothing to provide steam.
‘The
Great Bear’ - named after a group of five bright stars not seen over
Thailand. Churchward’s bold experiment to gain knowledge of really big
boilers. A limited success only; not a 4-6-0, of course!
Elsewhere orthodoxy reigned. Cylinders and motion were
standard with that of the ‘Stars’ (other than ‘North Star’ with its
scissors gear). There were minor changes in the coupled wheelbase and of
course there was the trailing truck which had the axleboxes ‘inside’,
and therefore nearer the firebox and grate and thus more likely to get too
hot. This was a serious blunder never righted.
The cab was absurdly tiny for so big an engine, but
typical of ‘GJC’, such a kindly man yet for some reason oblivious of the
comfort of the crews. The 8-wheeled tender was unique and ‘lived’ long
enough for me to see it in the mid ’30s, still in use.
It has to be admitted that the ‘Bear’ was no great
success; it settled down to working some somewhat second-rate trains on its
permitted route, including a night-time fast freight train from Bristol to
London. But it was the Western’s publicity emblem for as long as it
lasted, and few if any publicity pamphlets or posters appeared without it!
So humdrum a life could not go on and towards the end of
the 1914 war it was plain that the boiler was wearing out. There was a new
design of boiler in the offing, the Standard No 7. Some attempt was made to
adapt this for the ‘Bear’, but not very seriously and with no success.
In 1924 the ‘Bear’ was taken to Swindon and dismantled. There are two
opinions of ‘GJC’s’ feelings on this which I have seen quoted on the
same page of the same book! One is that he was much upset and the other that
he had long lost interest and was quite indifferent. Whom do you believe?
But it wasn’t the end.
The useable parts of the ‘Bear’ were salvaged - parts
of the frames, the valve gear and other mechanical parts, and the whole was
re-constituted as a member of the new ‘Castle’ Class, an enlargement of
the ‘Stars’. At this stage it was no longer the ‘Great Bear’ but had
another ‘political’ name, ‘Viscount Churchill’, but retained its old
number ‘111’ to the end.
Another very senior Great Western officer not known to
have any special interest in the ‘Bear’ until it was too late was
General Manager Sir Felix Pole. This railway was compartmentalized in the
extreme, the left hand seldom knowing what the right was doing. He expressed
astonishment and concern at the action of the civil engineer, proscribing so
tightly the permitted routes on which the ‘Bear’ might run. A little
more interest at the right time might have done a power of good!
When Gresley of the Great Northern built his first
‘Pacific’ for the East Coast main line, another ‘dry’ comment came
from Churchward - ‘What did that young man want to build a ‘Pacific’
for when we could have sold him ours?’
The Message In The
Moon: Sun in Gemini/Moon in Pisces - The Split Personality
by Anchalee Kaewmanee
This is a multi-faceted and very complex personality.
Gemini is analytical and objective. Paradoxically, Pisces is sympathetic,
impressionable and very emotional. The Gemini-Pisces natives will see
themselves as cool and somewhat distant, even sophisticated. But there are
times when they can feel absolutely overwhelmed with compassion. In this
case, the intellectual and rational powers of Sun sign Gemini can be swamped
by the overpowering emotional make-up of the Pisces. In some ways these two
signs are in conflict. Both signs have an inherent duality of nature which
when out of sync can cancel the productive and positive sides of both signs.
Highly evolved natives in this group manage to make these conflicting powers
work to their advantage. That is what these individuals must strive for.
Unusually sensitive and emotionally vulnerable,
particularly in youth, this Sun/Moon combination will receive some hard
knocks after which they will learn to conceal and sometimes even repress
their true feelings. A tendency to rationalise problems and a cloak of
detachment and sophistication can camouflage some of that sensitivity.
Unfortunately natives of this sign run the risk of eventually losing touch
with their feelings altogether, and then may have a hard time finding
satisfaction. If they can learn to respect their inner nature, confront
their feelings more directly and honestly, rather than burying them in an
intellectual quagmire, they will be a lot happier. They must learn to
balance their emotions with a tad more discipline. Blowing hot and cold will
only leave them in a permanent state of confusion.
Some people born into this combination often turn to
drugs or alcohol to numb or deflect their hypersensitivity. They would be
wise to find creative hobbies such as art or music or writing. These
endeavours provide the means to vent their feelings and channel them in ways
that give expression and maintain stability.
Because individuals of this combo are so impressionable,
they often take on the moods, impressions and ill-feelings of those around
them. They must beware that others, particularly more forceful individuals,
do not gain influence or control over their affairs. It is vital that they
examine their closest relationships and make sure that the people around
them are healthy, supportive and sympathetic to their needs. Rather than be
swayed by a tide of emotional undercurrents and impressions, the
Gemini-Pisces must learn to control his or her environment. It is better for
these natives if they can master their own destinies.
They may have to learn to say no to the people around
them who would manipulate them for selfish reasons. Intuition is their best
guide in life. So they usually know what is best for themselves. Therefore
they must strive to maintain independence and learn to use that sixth sense
they were blessed with. Religion is often an excellent source of solace and
hope for many Gemini-Pisceans.
People born into this combination are endowed with
talents which can be creatively expressed. That Piscean Moon gives the
communicative Gemini Sun a strong urge to create. There are also strong
business and marketing talents in this sign, and that intuition is useful in
determining what people want. With their high esteem for the power of reason
and the importance of education, these natives often truly excel as teachers
and scholars. But in all of their activities, they will be known for their
dedication and conscientiousness and their high code of ethics.
The opposite sex is captivated by the charming
disposition and subtle, incisive wit of the Gemini-Pisces native. All
natives of this sign have a romantic nature, but they better exercise
caution and discrimination when choosing a mate or lover. Easily hurt and
very sensitive in romance, it would be wise to search for a mate who is as
perceptive, kind and generous as they themselves are. Otherwise they will
find they are doing all the giving, and their partner is only taking.
A Slice of Thai
History: The Paknam incident and its ramifications, 1893
by Duncan Steam
Part two: escalation and conflict
On July 10, France informed the Thai foreign minister,
Prince Deva wongse, that the French gunboat’s Inconstant and Comete would
also cross the bar and proceed to Bangkok.
Prince Devawongse, on behalf of the government of
Thailand, issued a protest at this intended violation of Thai sover eignty
and asked that negotiations take place between the two sides before these
warships were dispatched.
Although the French government agreed, their naval
commander in Saigon nonetheless issued the orders for the warships to
proceed to Bangkok.
The French gunboats, with a French merchant ship, the
Jean Baptiste Say, as a pilot sailed towards the entrance of the Chao Phraya
River on July 15.
The Thai artillery installed in the newly constructed
Phra Chula chomklao Fort as well as the Phissuasamut Fort opened fire on the
advancing French.
Thai gunboats also joined the assault. The Jean Baptiste
Say and the Thai gunboat Makutraj Kumar were heavily damaged, but the
Inconstant and the Comete managed to force their way through and anchored
opposite the French Legation in Bangkok. Three French sailors were killed in
the action. The Thais lost 25 dead.
On July 20, France issued an ultimatum, with a 48-hour
deadline, demanding that Thailand formally recognise the rights of Annam and
Cambodia over the left bank of the Mekong River and the islands in the
Mekong River; withdraw Thai troops from the left bank within one month; pay
compensation for damages inflicted on French troops and warships; punish
Thai offenders and pay com pensation to the families of French subjects
adversely affected by Thai actions; pay an indemnity of two million francs
to French subjects for various claims and deposit the sum of three million
francs as a guarantee that Thailand would abide by these demands.
Thailand was forced to accept the French ultimatum but
asked that the rights of Annam and Cambodia over the left bank of the Mekong
be limited to the 18th Parallel. The Thais also sought the joint use of the
islands in the Mekong. The French rejected the Thai proposals and withdrew
all their consular officers from Bangkok and blockaded the Gulf of Thailand.
The incident caused relations between the two colonialist
powers France and Britain to grow tense, although the British were unwilling
to risk a war over the independence of Thailand, despite the tacit support
of Germany. Instead, the British advised the Thai government to accede to
French demands in order to avoid an all-out conflict.
The Thais acceded to the French demands and on August 3
the French lifted their blockade of Bangkok.
Thailand subsequently signed a treaty with France on
October 3, 1893 by which the Thais renounced their claim to territory on the
left bank of the Mekong River as well as the islands in the river; agreed
not to construct any fortifications or military establishment within a
40-kilometre radius of the right bank of the Mekong River and gave the
French government the right to establish consulates wherever it deemed
appropriate (such as in Khorat and Nan).
The French also demanded the right to occupy Chantaboun (Chantaburi)
until Thailand complied with all the terms of the treaty.
Women’s World: Reforms
in the 19th Century
by Duncan Steam
I’m still following the path leading to the G-string.
As I have mentioned, ladies experienced many health problems associated with
wearing the corset. It was not so much the design as it was women’s desire
to be thinner than they really were. The same old story, just another way of
dealing with it.
Teenager’s started wearing the corset at a young age,
while they were still developing and growing. The corset tightly squeezed
the inner organs together. This often caused problems in childbirth. Others
included digestive problems. Their stomach did not digest food the way it
should and women died because of complications during childbirth. This was a
tendency with those women who attempted to get their waists as small as they
could. I can always remember my grandmother boasting of her 18-inch waist.
Many of the objections to fashionable dress were in fact
directly related to abuses caused by undergarments. Remember that the
fashionable woman of the 1880s wore too much underwear; it restricted her
and weighed her down. It could be too hot in the summer and not warm enough
in the winter. (Even the cage crinoline that mercifully reduced the number
of petticoats and allowed air to blow around a woman’s legs.)
One of the first reform undergarments to be promoted in
America was the “emancipation union under flannel” patented in 1868.
This union suit combined a knit flannel waist (shirt) and drawers in one.
Susan Taylor Converse of Woburn, Massachusetts, designed an improved version
in 1875 and named it the Emancipation Suit. A gathered section across the
bodice freed the breasts from compression and buttons at the waist and hips
helped suspend several layers of skirts.
The New England Women’s Club, one of the earliest
organizations to advocate undergarment reform, endorsed the Emancipation
Suit. In 1873 their dress-reform committee, headed by Abba Goold Woolson,
sponsored a series of lectures on the hazards of fashionable dress by four
eminent female physicians. These lectures were later published in 1874 under
the title, “Dress Reform”.
We have a man to thank for continuing to improve our ‘undies’.
German-born Dr. Gustav Jaeger was one of the best reformers of underwear. He
published a book on rational dress in 1880 titled “Die Normalkleidung”
(Rational Clothing). Jaeger’s knit union suits were particularly popular
with reformers in England after they were featured at the International
Health Exhibition in 1884. This Kensington exhibition included a section on
hygienic dress and featured noted architect and theatrical designer Edward
Godwin as a speaker on dress reform.
Several individuals devoted to reform devised whole
systems of underclothing that included no corset at all. One of these was
another man, Dr. J. H. Kellogg. In the 1890’s he developed a dress system
that included designs for gowns and undergarments. For the latter, women
could choose from the following selections to best suit their needs for
warmth and comfort: the union suit, jersey tights (worn over the union suit
for extra warmth), a combination suit (instead of chemise and drawers), the
Dr. Lindsay divided skirt (knitted for warmth), the improved divided skirt
(without visible divide), skirt waists (to be sewn or buttoned to skirts),
the improved Freedom waist (with two rows of buttons for attaching the dress
skirt and petticoat or drawers, or umbrella drawers (a yoked skirt, divided
skirt, and ruffled drawers with yoke). His dress system attempted to
minimize the weight on the hips and shoulders previously emphasized in
fashion. Corsets and tight bodices were discarded. These undergarments could
be worn without being readily noticed and were a great improvement over the
more fashionable, but distorting undergarment.
Annie Jenness Miller, a frequent lecturer, author, and
publisher on the subject of physical culture and correct dress, also devised
a dress system to replace the fashionable chemise and drawers, corset,
corset cover, and petticoats. As illustrated in her journal, Dress, the
Jenness Miller Magazine, this system was similar to Kellogg’s and included
leglettes and chemilettes to replace petticoats, and a model bodice to
replace the corset. The Miller system also included a bosom support for
stout women; it could be classed as the first brassiere.
It wasn’t too long before fashion would go from one
extreme to the other, as between 1909 and 1915 the Empire high-waisted
dresses became dominant.
These gowns were often constructed of layers of soft and
sometimes-transparent silk fabrics, many manufactured by the Liberty Co. in
London. Other couture designers whose gowns reflect the reform style include
Jacques Doucet and Lucille, Vionnet and Chanel.
Antiques, are they
genuine?
by Apichart Panyadee
Glass
Despite the fact that there is only a relatively small
amount of glass that fetches high prices - prices comparable with works of
art in other fields - there is quite a substantial amount of glass on the
market that could deceive collectors. Some of it is undoubtedly made or
altered to deceive buyers and enhance prices. But much more of it is the
result of honest reproduction. While it is only sensible to assess all
antique glassware with careful knowledge, a blanket of suspicion should not
be cast over old glass in general.
On
the left, a Roman head flask, 1st - 4th century in style, possibly a
European copy of the last 20 years. On the right, an imitation Roman jug
rolled in sand. These are in current production.
Whether a piece of glassware could be deceptive depends
to a considerable extent on the seller. The maker of an entirely legitimate
reproduction cannot be accused of deception, but the subsequent seller, by
ignorance or design, may miss-describe a piece and so render it spurious. It
would be unjust to refer to the factories making reproductions of 18th
century English glass in the 1930’s as fakers, but it would be kind indeed
to describe as anything less than fraudulent people who know their
provenance, yet try to sell them as authentic articles.
Knowledge is the key, and we must review the kinds of
glassware that have been reproduced or faked in order to get some
indications of how to tell detect them. Book learning however, can never be
the sole guide. The metal varies in appearance and feel, and it is only by
handling and looking as well as reading that a fairly reliable sense of the
genuine can be built up.
Museums provide many examples to look at and learn from.
Collector’s societies offer opportunities to look, handle, discuss and
acquire knowledge. A great deal can also be learned from good dealers who,
incidentally, by supplying a proper descriptive receipt bind themselves to
their honest opinion and will make amends if they should be proved wrong.
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