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Bookazine Book Review: Apsara Jet

by Lang Reid

This week’s review is yet another of the locally printed and locally located books and judging by the blurb comes under the general heading of an “airport novel” if the back cover is anything to go by. Apsara Jet (ISBN 0-9708862-0-9) offers “love, lust, betrayal, death and revenge”. It also promises that it is “rated R”.

When you get down to it, it certainly is an “airport novel” with aging flyboys who have seen better days (and planes) lining up to fly aging aircraft which have seen better landing strips. However, they do appear to go together and author/aviator Nicolas Merriweather, himself now coming under the category of an “older” pilot, puts enough technical jargon into the text to give the reader the feeling that he has actually made it to the flight deck.

The plot line in the early part of the book does have a certain naive unreal quality, but these kinds of books are not written about “real” situations, well at least not thrillers. Reality based but embellished might be a better way to describe it. It also encompasses a degree of eastern mysticism, which Merriweather makes no attempt at explaining. This was a smart move on the part of the author - eastern mysticism is truly inexplicable.

The middle part of the book, with the ill fated flight to Myanmar and return, does keep the interest very high and Merriweather’s detailed descriptions of crippled aircraft and mutilated bodies keeps the reader on the flight path of horror as it culminates on the river bed.

As the book approaches the denouement, the pace quickens and the reader is trapped, fascinated, within the planning of the strike on a stronghold, held by the arch “baddie” Chen. The only omission was the outcome for the villagers who assisted on the mission. They were such fun and loyal folk, Merriweather could have at least told us that they made it back to their village!

At the end of the book Merriweather has included a detailed glossary, for those unaware of the technical acronyms used by both pilots and those who are skilled in the art of modern warfare.

The reviewed book is available at the Royal Garden Plaza Bookazine outlet (next to Black Canyon and Boots, 1st floor) and retails at 495 baht. It does have action, it does have the promised “love, lust, betrayal, death and revenge” and it is erotic enough to be such that one does not leave this book around to be read by the pimply pre-pubescent. It is probably the ideal book to read on a flight from Bangkok to Phnom Penh and to leave beside the bedside table in the hotel to use as resource material to see if you too can rise to the occasion as did the heroes of the book. A rollicking yarn without being pretentious. I did not look for a “message,” I just wanted to be entertained. It did not give me a message but entertained me admirably well, so from the point of view of an airport novel it fitted into the genre easily. A good, and erotic, read.


Movie Review By Poppy: Ice Age

By Poppy

It’s the beginning of the Ice Age in prehistoric times and herds of animals are migrating to the South. Except for Sid the Sloth (voice of John Leguizamo) who’s overslept as usual and has been abandoned by his family. Unfortunately for Manfred (Ray Romano), the mammoth, the only one moving north into the cold, he bumps into Sid. After two minutes on screen you start to love Sid and at the same time feel sorry for Manfred for having him around. There is also a pack of saber-tooth tigers, led by Soto (Goran Visnjic), whose rather macabre goal is to kill the human tribe and eat the child of the leader alive.

Manfred and Sid find a human baby by the side of the river; the mother dies and they decide to take the child back to his people. Manfred and Sid have no choice but to enlist Diego (Denis Leary) as their tracker, what they don’t know is that Diego is leading them into a trap.

The three main actors deliver great voice-over work to bring their characters to life. But what is so funny in this movie is a little pre-historic rat called Scratch - all he did throughout the entire movie was hide a nut. But with the land covered with ice, Scratch creates some extremely funny moments that are a treat to watch.

The story is simple and effective and the characters are lovable but what really stands out is the digital set design.

Directed by: Carlos Saldanha (I) and Chris Wedge

Cast:

Ray Romano ... Manfred
John Leguizamo ... Sid
Denis Leary ... Diego
Goran Visnjic ... Soto
Jack Black (I) ... Zeke
Tara Strong ... Roshan/Start
Cedric the Entertainer ... Rhino
Stephen Root (I) ... Rhino/Start
Diedrich Bader ... Saber-Tooth Tiger
Alan Tudyk ... Saber-Tooth Tiger/Dodo/Freaky Mammal
Lorri Bagley ... Female Sloth
Jane Krakowski ... Female Sloth
Peter Ackerman ... Dodo/Freaky Mammal
P.J. Benjamin ... Dodo
Josh Hamilton ... Dodo/Glypto


Mott’s CD review: 

“Pops Pattaya All Stars” - “ Play Something You Know”

by Mott the Dog

***** 5 Stars Rating

This marvelous triple CD collection is a fine example of what a nice bunch of people there are that live here in Pattaya.

The album was the brainchild of Rick Bryant, who after being Musical Director of the Jesters Care 4 Kids Charity Drive, both at the fair (this year at Diana Driving range on North Road Sunday 16th September) and the Pub Night (this year at Shenanigans next to the Royal Garden Plaza 2nd Road on Saturday 22nd September), came up with the idea of recording a CD live, to promote this year’s events and hopefully raise a bit of cash for the Jesters Charity Drive as well.

Pattaya’s finest musicians were assembled, a mobile recording studio engaged, the pub stage booked, and the vision turned into a reality.

Friday 3rd May is the official launch party for the CD (today, if you’ve bought this newspaper the day it comes out). The same musicians have bonded back together again to give us the same show at Shenanigans, with a few extra surprises thrown in.

The CD will be available to buy at the concert - what you get for your buck is three CDs of wonderful music all clocking in at ‘over the hour’ mark, taking you back to the glorious days of Pub Rock in the mid-seventies when the talents of bands like “Dr. Feelgood”, “Chilli Willy and the Red Hot Peppers” & “Ducks Deluxe” trod the boards of London Pubs.

The first CD features the multi talents of Irish singer/guitarist Declan who plays a superb collection of acoustic songs including his version of “Walking Stick” which Declan has turned into his own, showing off not only his strong voice, but his unique guitar style.

C.D two, perhaps the meat of the concert where “Pops Pattaya All Stars” are joined on stage by musical director and driving force Rick Bryant, who’s guitar style has been viciously ripped off by Keith Richards, and Harpic (so called as she drives husband Rick round the bend) on vocals. These songs wonderfully show off Harpic’s vocal range, with the amazing Jill Thomas on keyboards & vocals. The song “So Young”, originally by “The Corrs” shows off all facets of the band, with its acoustic intro, swirling keyboards, the intertwined lead vocals of Jill and Harpic, Pop’s explosive guitar, and the rhythm section creating layer upon layer building the song to a frantic peak, only to be taken a step further when Mott the Dog joins in on backing vocals to push the band to even higher peaks to drown out the dogs howls. The double bass drum play of Kae would be the envy of any powerhouse drummer.

The third CD is left to the talents of Pops Pattaya All Stars who bring the show to an exciting conclusion with a selection of Rock & Roll standards, where you can actually hear band and audience having the time of their lives. When the whole band launch into “Wild Thing” it is as exciting as Rock ‘n’ Roll gets.

But to give you the complete story I shall reprint Rick’s page from the marvelous 8 page colour booklet you get with the box set:

“A live album to raise money for the Jesters ‘Care for Kids’ Charity” I said. Just another idea like so many which is dreamt up late at night over yet another bottle of beer. However, on this occasion, rather than falling on deaf ears a certain Mr. Kim Fletcher was amongst us at our table. This man with enough enthusiasm for all of us put together threw in a few ideas and suddenly it all seemed possible.

And so the idea was hatched. All we needed was a few musicians, a good PA system, a sound engineer, something to record it on and a venue to do it.

Musicians would not be a problem, as I knew I could ask Pop and his band to come and help. (I.e. take them away from their job for the evening which feeds their families and ask them to work for nothing). Once again the very generous Kim came to our aid and not only offered the use of Shenanigans for the venue but also to cover the cost of the evening.

Rather than having just the one band I was determined to make the evening a mixed and varied affair so I approached Declan, a very popular local performer who I knew would entertain the crowd. That was it really, the date was set and the rest is history as they say. So the performances were recorded and if you are reading this they must have made it on to CD. However, don’t expect a multi-million pound production here, this is just as it was on the night with no overdubbing and a raw live sound which captures the atmosphere of the occasion.

Finally it’s down to thanking so many people for their support on the actual night. Top of the list has to be Kim Fletcher and all his tireless staff at Shenanigans, the musicians Pop, Kae, A, Baem, Jill and Declan, the soundcrew Piek, and Baem, Blowfly and Jon Wilson for the great photographs taken during the evening, Roger Brown for his tremendous efforts to compile the graphics and for the video, Francois, Rian, Liesl, Pierre and Phil Mollens, representing South Africa, Pablo, Gustavo, Franco, Gonzales, Vanessa and Maria representing Argentina, Stefan, Dorothia, Evelyn and Vincent representing Belgium, Ib, Kanika, Walter, Oiy and friends from the Captains Corner, Gethan and Marade, Pinty, Roger, Aom and Om, Graham Macdonald, Lewis Underwood, Jeremy Coles, Dr. Iain and Peter from the Pattaya Mail, Mark, Phil, Lisa, Karen, Graham, Ung and Au who always make it but had to miss this one and last but not least everybody too numerous to mention who helped to make the night so special.

That just leaves Harpic who I would like to thank for trusting me when I told her 8 years ago that she could sing and hopefully she now believes me.

Thanks for buying the CD and giving your support to the ‘Care for Kids’ Charity.

If you want to know more about the Care 4 Kids Jesters Charity Drive please look up the website at http://www.care4kids.info