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Equinox takes top awards in the MTB Super Challenge 24-hour endurance race

Morrison, Spence, Seely and Bennett win 7th TAGGS AM-AM

Thailand selected as venue for FIFA grand events

Pattaya Pool League

P.S.C. Golf from The Cafe Kronborg

Winners of the second Pattaya Pool Knockout trophy

Tough time for top teams

Top four teams in winning ways

Mickey Mouse Darts League

Pattaya Sports Club Thursday Night Darts

P.S.C. Golf from Bobby Joes 60’s Bar

Harald Gruber continues good run of form

Herb Schweiterman buries the field

An Kaesavane scores pair of 42’s

Blue Lagoon Windsurfing Club brings new world of sport to Pattaya

Everything’s fine in the Enda

Clive and Noonit pair well to win

Eastern Star goes all out for new greens

Sky’s the limit

The Square Ring

PATTAPA SPORTS ROUND-UP

Equinox takes top awards in the MTB Super Challenge 24-hour endurance race

Songklod Kaewvisit

The agile Equinox 5 team won the Open Male category of the non-stop 24-hour Mountain Bike (MTB) Super Challenge held on March 1 and 2 at the Pong Din Dam Reservoir at Khao Kheow.

The agile Equinox 5 team won the Open Male category of the non-stop 24-hour Mountain Bike (MTB) Super Challenge at Pong Din Dam Reservoir, Khao Kheow.

Sixty-five teams participated in the adventure where riders had to track into the bushy and muddy jungle, using superb teamwork to score the most number of times around a set course in 24 hours. Riders had to jump off their bikes to collect a numbered tag as they completed each lap. It was indeed a tough and cruel test of strength and will, but all made it through the heat of day and cold of night.

The Power Play and Equinox 3 teams finished runners-up and third respectively.

Race rules for the 24-hour endurance challenge allowed each team to have three riders. Lights on the mountain bikes were mandatory and equipment for maintenance and food and drinks had to be prepared in advance.

Not only did we make it, but we won! Cool Running won the Women’s Open category.

Categories were Open Male, Open Female, Mixed (male and female), and Master (total ages over 125 years). There was also a solo 24 hours non-stop session category that attracted 4 bicycle riders.

The top three finishers of the Open Female category were the Cool Running team, Equinox 4 team, and Tri-Angles Nestle team respectively.

A true test of strength and will.

The winners of the mixed category were Itsara team, Bayer Polymers team, and PS Sports team respectively.

The Master category winners were Pedro’s Lubricants team, Equinox 1 team and PS Sports team respectively.

Garryck Hampton, member of Peace Peddlers, an association that promotes peace worldwide, won the award for strength and honor.

Winners in each category received 25,000 baht and a trophy. Runners-up received 12,500 baht and a trophy, and third place teams received 7,000 baht and a trophy.

Nathee Chaisinthop, managing director of Pro-bike Company, which, along with Adventure Racing (Thailand) Company were major sponsors of the event, said they did not hesitate to organize the tournament since the company is quite experienced in adventure. The sport is immensely popular around the globe. This was, however, the first time Thailand.

Organized to provide opportunities for Thai mountain bikers to show their strength, talent and sharpen their skills, the event attracted both Thai and foreign marathon mountain bikers.

Chonburi MP Itthipol Khunpluem presided over the opening ceremony.

Equinox teams graciously took home 4 prizes after a long and sunburning race this year.


Morrison, Spence, Seely and Bennett win 7th TAGGS AM-AM

The seventh AM-AM was played on March 7 over the Mountain and Ocean courses at Phoenix Golf and Country Club as usual. Also as usual the course provided an excellent venue for the format of the best two Stableford scores on each hole from the four man teams.

There was a difference this year, with the handicaps restricted to a maximum of 24 per player, which resulted in the number of teams being slightly less than on previous occasions. This was definitely to the benefit of those that did play, as every team managed to complete their rounds in less than four and a half hours. This was a major improvement on recent tournaments.

As is also usual the organisation was impeccable with Wayne Ogonoski and Richard Livingston taking care of the scoring after they and Malcolm Clare had ensured that all the competitors had been registered and apprised of the rules of the day prior to the start. With the starters ensuring that there was a smooth change over after the first nine, without any external groups allowed to get in-between, the day progressed without any problems.

Quite a few players were disconcerted to find that most of the out of bounds markers had been renewed, and in some cases re-sited, making the course much tighter but certainly much clearer to define.

This or the reduction in handicap allowance may have had something to do with the winning scores this year being not so good as last year’s 105 points.

The defending champions Bob Morrison, Andy Spence and Mike Seely made one change from last year, dropping Ross Nicholson and bringing in Rob Bennett. Mike Seely again proved to be the anchor man, with an excellent 45 points on his own, and figuring in all the scoring except for four holes. The rest of the team managed to “ham and egg” it without any of them playing below their handicaps. Which was a truly amazing feat when amassing the winning score of 27 under, which equated 99 Stableford points.

Second place went to the team of Paul Coutumas, John Emmerson, John McHugh and Jim Munns, with a score of 23 under (95 points) although they needed a good return by both Jim Munns, 44 points, and John McHugh with 43 points, to beat off the strong challenge of the third and fourth placed teams on count back.

The team comprising of Roy Mitchell, Wilf Latham, Bert Guy and David Johnson secured third place, with David Johnson being the star, scoring 39 points playing off of 24 instead of his usual 25 handicap, with Bert Guy weighing in with 38, and finishing with a team total of 23 under and just losing in the count back by two points.

Losing out in the three-way count back by just two shots, the team of Pasi Venalainen, Pertti Revilla, Mauno Pollari and Maria Hasila turned in a very creditable performance, with Pasi taking a lot of the strain in scoring 39 points off a reduced handicap and regretting the three putt on the last that cost his side second place by a shot.

Although there was not a prize for the lowest gross, mention must be made of Barry Winton’s fine effort of gross 73 that held his team together throughout the round.

The prize giving at The Haven, presided over as usual by Mike Franklin, as master of ceremonies, and the prizes presented by Richard Livingston, followed the sumptuous buffet laid on by the tireless staff controlled by “The Doc’s wife”, Lumyai.

At the end of the day, all agreed that once again the AM-AM had been a roaring success with twenty-five different prizewinners, plenty of food and even more beverages being drunk late into the night.

The only blight on the day was when “The Doc” unloaded the camera that he used for the prize giving, to find that it contained no film, hence the lack of pictures with this report.


Thailand selected as venue for FIFA grand events

Thailand has been selected by the Federation Internationale de Football Association (FIFA) to be the venue for its grand events in 2003 and 2004.

The kingdom was chosen to host the FIFA World Players’ Gala late this year, and FIFA’s woman-youths football championship next year.

Thailand successfully beat out rival countries and was approved by the FIFA board.

The grand sport events will draw a large number of global sports fans and celebrities, as well as world football players and stars themselves into the country. Exact details have yet to be announced by sporting authorities. (TNA)


Pattaya Pool League


P.S.C. Golf from The Cafe Kronborg

Monday March 3
Natural Park Resort
(Stroke)

This was to be an exciting week at the Kronborg for the lovers of quality golf as at long last we were to play two thirds of our own Golden Triangle of golf, starting with this course, my own personal favourite, Natural Park Resort. It appears the courses have now become a lot quieter and around about now the courses start to issue their deals, so you can always contact the office for latest info.

John Swanson

So a good field set fourth for this beautiful and restful golf course to play a stroke play competition in two flights, A flight 0 to 18, B flight 19 upwards. Some good golf and some indifferent scores were to contrast, as in the A flight John McHugh ran away with the flight with a net 68, way ahead of the count back for second which was won with a net 76 by Jeff Wylie ahead of Ebrahim in third also net 76.

The A flight was a much tighter affair with lower scores as the winner Alan Sullivan won with a fine net 65 ahead of Mick O’Connor (goodbye 25 handicap) on net 66 and Dave Richardson third on count back with net 68 ahead of Cees Bosman (also with a new handicap).

All the players enjoyed playing this superb course and never fear, we shall return.

Near pins: #A5 John McHugh, #A8 Norie Whiter, #C4 Ted Morris, and #C7 Rodney Beckett.

Thursday March 6
Bangpra
(Stableford)

They say the proof of the pudding is in the eating, so when after trying to book the course throughout the high season we finally booked it for this day I thought we would have a good turnout from the Bangpra starved aficionado.

With the K.S.M. off on a three day deep sea fishing trip the competition was left in the very capable hands of Mick O’Connor, and his new handicap, to run the competition and to get the 50+ golfers underway. Normally we have been limiting the field but with the flights full going in a certain direction, we can look forward to a more ‘relaxed’ and friendly attitude by the courses and as said elsewhere a few new offers.

Bangpra has always been a beautiful course and a fine test of golf, and so it proved on this day, with the field enjoying a fine day out and producing some fine scores in both flights.

In the A flight that steady Finn Aku Aho won with a fine 41 points ahead of a count back for second on 39 points that was won by Brian Holden from in third, also 39 points, Swiss Marcel Wittner, with American John McHugh in fourth place with 36 points ahead of Ebrahim on count back.

In the B flight the scores were, as they tend to be, a little bit higher, with the winner ‘Jockey’ John Swanson coming back to form after a long drought with a fine 45 points, ahead of Bob Bender, playing with a bad back, on 42 points in second. In third place was ‘The Admiral’ Dave Richards with 39 points and in fourth was Dutch Cees Bosman on 37 points.

Back in the clubhouse the sighs of contentment could be heard as our resident gourmet Pete Galle was able to get his fix, his ice cream sundae, for the first time in months. So it was that a very happy international field returned to Pattaya, happy once again to have played Bangpra.

Near pins: #2 Jon Dean, #8 Jeff Whilly, #13 Alex Kazazis, and #17 Brian Holden.

Long putts: # 9 John Swanson and #18 Maurice Herberge.

Lowest score (Last): Jim Hallet.


Winners of the second Pattaya Pool Knockout trophy

During the Pattaya Pool League’s regular season, they ran a cup competition. The final, over two legs, was between Duncan’s Bar and Lobby Bar, and was won by the Lobby Bar. The winning team is shown here with their trophy, left front to right and second row left to right: Brummie Graham, Golfing Mick, Tim the General, Little Boy Blue, Pat the outlaw, John Boy, Unfit Mark, Martin, Never Worked The Bar Ron, Steady Jason, Secret Pete, Benny The Ice, Reggie Looking For Dave!


Tough time for top teams

Cafe Kronborg Monday Bowling League

For Monday Feb. 24th, the Cafe Kronborg Monday Bowling League had a good turnout of 25 players. Both top teams, though, had tough days again.

Feb. 24 200+ bowlers, from left: Ooy 204, Jeed 209, and Nut 216.

March 3 200+ bowlers Mai 202, Jeed 212, and Tue 223, 201 (Nut 200 not shown).

Suraphan’s team only managed to draw 2-2 against Mio’s team, even thought Suraphan and Mai bowled 529, 531 respectively, and were backed by Jeed bowling 209. On Mio’s it was Nut doing the damage with a 216 for 503.

Bill’s team got beaten again by La’s 4-0, and lost 2nd place in the league. La bowled a 513 series and was backed By Ooy’s 204 game and 545 series.

Kran’s team put more pressure on the leaders by drawing 2-2 against Tue’s team, with Kran bowling 514.

On Monday 3rd. March, Kran’s 2nd place team and Suraphan’s 1st place team matched up and Kran’s team came out the big winners in a 4-0 thrashing. Kran rolled a 550 series, backed by Mai 202, 530. For Suraphan’s it was Jeed with a 212 string and 514 series (200+ two weeks in the row).

This week Bill’s team again lost, this time to Mio’s 1-3, Nut again was the best bowler for Mio’s team with her 200 game and 520 series.

Tue’s team beat La’s 4-0, with Tue rolling her best of the season, 223, 201 and total 615.


Top four teams in winning ways

Pattaya Sports Club Friday Bowling League

There was no change in the top four places as House of the Golden Coin won three points from Three Sisters, Cafe Ole won all four points from Winchester Club, VFW Post 9876 won three points from Jack & Tar, and Domicil took three from Cafe Kronborg.

200 bowlers Ken & Jeed.

Nice & Sleazy got out of last place after taking three points from Shakey Pete’s.

The only 200 games of the day were rolled by Jeed, Nice & Sleazy and Ken, Jack & Tar, both had 207 games. Gert bowling for House of the Golden Coin had the best series of the day knocking down 526 pins and Ooy, Three Sisters, bowling in the same match came second with 521 pins knocked down.


Mickey Mouse Darts League



P.S.C. Golf from Bobby Joes 60’s Bar

Friday March 7
Century Bang Chang
(Stableford)

One of the good points of the morning, as we ate breakfast before departure, was the number of married couples who joined us for our trip to Century Bang Chang. Maybe they had heard the rumour that Celia and Cees were due to go home for the summer, or maybe it saved cooking breakfast.

Presentation by Bobby: Cees (right) and Stephen (left).

We had a good turnout for our trip to Bang Chang, still the favourite lower priced course of most of our players and the course did not let us down as it was in fine condition and provided a very enjoyable day for all the players. The course was also fairly quiet and our group of variable ability, 3 to a lot more, was able to enjoy the peace and quiet of a walk spoilt.

Back in the clubhouse the rush was to get into the changing room and claim the one warm shower we remembered from last time; unfortunately it didn’t work and so it was cold showers all around. Not bad really as it was so warm on the course and the water was not too cold.

Sitting outside at Bang Chang is always a pleasure as the cool winds usually blow across the open front and the view is excellent, also you can see the later golfers coming in hot and bothered.

Back at the ranch, and arriving there first in style in Tim’s new car, it was a pleasure to see our three man rush to the meats and salad buffet, always my favourite as I am a sandwich man. Later the bus arrived and the last of the cars and the hungry golfers were filled up ready to put fluids back into their body.

Food over we could look at the results and it was no surprise that despite being chopped 4 shots, before the next handicap review, Cees Bosman (alias The Frog Prince) won once again but only a sort jump ahead of the rest. As Cees and Celia now go home for the summer we wish them a good trip and now at last we can have a new winner next time.

Bobby Joe did his usual job as presenter, and it was seen that with 26 players we had 15 prizes, before wishing all a good night and letting all get back to the job of having a good time, which they did with gusto.

Winner: Cees Bosman

Last: Stephen Peters

Near pins: Hcp. 0-18: #5 Ted Morris, #7 Derek Brook, #13 Jim Russel, and #15 Marcel Wittner; Hcp. 19 up: #5 Cees Bosman, #7 Rod Perrin, #13 Bob Benda, and #15 Judy Russel.

Long putts: #9 Bob Benda and #18 Ray Spurling.

Lucky Draw: Kevin Dunne, Andy Evans and Ian Edwards.


Harald Gruber continues good run of form

IPGC TAGGS Golf from The Haven

A Worthwhile Drive

Monday 3rd March
Treasure Hill
Stableford

1st: Al Rolnik, 40 points

2nd: Stephen Beard, 39

3rd: Harald Gruber, 38

4th: Pete Murray, 37 cb9 21, cb6 16

5th: Mark Gorda, 37 cb9 21, cb6 15

Set among the hills some 55 kilometres from Pattaya, Treasure Hill is a little gem that just needs a little polishing to make it one of the best courses in the area. The fairways are overrun with ants at the moment and the course is in danger of being renamed Ant Hill, but the rest of the course is a delight to play with some of the nicest tee off areas and greens to be found locally.

For the day’s competition, the weather stayed fine and with a slight wind, it made for almost ideal conditions for golf and “Big Al” Rolnik took advantage of this to record his first win for a little while out of The Haven, with a very steady round four shots under his handicap to just hold off “The Doc” by a shot.

Harald Gruber, who is figuring in most of the local tournaments at the moment, just held off the challenge of “Shaky Pete” Murray and “Guido” Gorda, to claim third place.

The twos were shared between Yazuo Suzuki, Pete Murray, Bob Heath, Malcolm Clare, Mark Campbell, Bob Lindborg and Dan MacLean.

Prior to the prize giving Richard Livingston, the resident PGA Professional, welcomed back Yazuo Suzuki, Gordon Langtry, Mark Campbell, Ken Johnson and Harald Gruber.

Wednesday 5th March
Century Chonburi
Bogey

1st: Harald Gruber, 4 up cb9 1 up

2nd: Vance Millar, 4 up cb9 1down

3rd: Mark Campbell, 2 up cb9 4 up

4th: Pete Murray, 2 up cb9 1 up

5th: Stephen Beard, all square cb9 3 up, cb6 3 up, cb3 1 up

6th: George Jackson, all square cb9 3 up, cb6 3 up, cb3 a/s

7th: Bill Kirkpatrick, all square cb9 2 up

8th: Mikael Andersson, all square cb9 3 down

Just down the road from Treasure Hill was the venue for the week’s bogey competition and it is another diamond in the rough as well as being the cheapest golf on the Eastern Seaboard. Some of the views are breathtaking, especially if you happen to be standing in a bunker and it is your shot next. At least it can make one gasp a little. But that aside, the course is playing exceptionally well with very good fairways and pretty fast and even greens.

Harald Gruber continued his good run of form and took the honours from Vance Millar on count back.

“The Mangler” shook off the jet lag, occasioned by his 24 hours of travel from Trinidad, and the effects of overindulgence of the local delights following six months of abstinence, to edge out “Shaky Pete” Murray into fourth place.

The minor placings were headed by “The Doc” who just prevailed over the improving “One Ball” George Jackson, the latter now equipped with water wings attached to his golf bag, and “Lawyer Bill” and Mikael Andersson, all of whom had to be separated by the usual count back.

Pete Murray took the twos on his own with an unlikely two at the 215 yards par 3 on the front nine.

Back at The Haven, Richard welcomed new member Phil Mitchell.

Friday saw all the TAGGS members playing in the AM-Am, a report of which can be found on the back page in this issue of the Pattaya Mail.


Herb Schweiterman buries the field

PSC Three Sisters Golf

The third of March brought a new winner to the fold. Herb Schweiterman, who is a fairly newcomer to the group, got his act together and shot 89 off the stick. It was one of his best rounds ever as he broke 90 and came in with 42 points. Herb’s driver was working well and his putts were dropping in to bury the rest of the field.

Herb Schwieterman won the bragging rights at the 3 Sisters competition on Monday 3 Mar 03. Bobby Clark (no picture) came in holding the bag.

Paul Kraft was again near the top with 41 points. As was said last week, he has found his game again and his handicap will be dropping like a rock. It is time for Paul to get below 20 on his handicap - in fact 18 will be more like it.

Following close behind was Malcolm Mackenzie with 38 points. Malcolm had a hole in one last week at hole number four at Siam. Since the drinks were already paid for that day, he volunteered to pay for the drinks at Caddy Shack Two this session (thanks Malcolm). Just back of Malcolm was Bob Benda and Paul Kinner - both previous winners but could not come up with the goods for the day.

Vying for the bottom spot for the week was Herb Ishinaga and Bobby Clark. I know that Herb had a bad hangover but I don’t know what Bobby’s excuse was. Both golfers were tied at 26 six points but Bobby managed a better grip on the bag to wrest it out of Herb’s reach. As it was, Bob managed a big 8 points on the back nine to be the bag holder of the week.


An Kaesavane scores pair of 42’s

IPGC Golf From Lewiinski’s - Orchid

Sunday - 2nd of March
St. Andrews - White Tees
Stableford

1st A Flight - Gavin Knox - 36 points

2nd A Flight - Jim Brackett - 36 points

3rd A Flight - Stan Fry - 35 points

1st B Flight - An Kaesavane - 42 points

2nd B Flight - John McHugh - 40 points

3rd B Flight - Seamus Brennan - 39 points

Diminutive An Kaesavane has only been playing the game for less than two years and hardly a month goes by that she does not lower her handicap a stroke. This week’s efforts may do more than that. An’s lovely golf swing has now been supplemented by her growing confidence. An example of that confidence was related by her significant other, Klaus Schackt, a tough 9 handicap himself, when, for the first time, An made a comment on how Klaus might improve his game! An’s 42-point, 81 gross effort naturally stole the spotlight on the day, but her two fellow B Flight competitors did not go down without a fight as John McHugh had 40 and ever-improving Seamus Brennan had 39. A Flight was slightly more reserved as Gavin Knox edged Jim Brackett by having 20 of his 36 points on the back nine whilst Jim only managed 15. Stan Fry filled out the third spot in B Flight.

Monday - 3rd of March
Noble Place C & B - White Tees
Stroke/Medal

1st Flight - K. C. Johnson - 64 net

2nd Flight - Jeff Johnson - 71 net

3rd Flight - Risto Manerus - 73 net

Father and Son tandem, K.C. and Jeff Johnson, visiting from Hawaii, garnered first and second on a hot day at Noble Place. K.C. shot a blistering 81 off his 17 handicap! The field was rounded out by Finnish visitor Risto Manerus.

Wednesday - 5th of March
Khao Kheow - A & B - Yellow Tees
Stableford

1st A Flight - Rick Sharp - 36 points

2nd A Flight - John Emmerson - 35 points

3rd A Flight - Paul Young - 35 points

1st B Flight - An Kaesavane - 42 points

2nd B Flight - Seamus Brennan - 37 points

3rd B Flight - Kurt-Erik Persson - 36 points

In the week that was, An Kaesavane took B Flight gold for the second time with her 42-point, gross 79 effort. Other great athletes have caused the rules of their respective game to be changed and it is no different for An. In the past, Lewiinski’s-Orchid allowed the ladies to play off the red tees regardless of where the men play. However, An’s golfing acumen highlighted that the system needed some retooling. Lewiinski’s-Orchid will now align itself with several of the other golfing venues around town by having the ladies play off the tees in front of those that the men use. That issue only arises, around here, at Khao Kheow and Treasure Hill where the men usually play off the rear set of men’s tees. The gals will now play off the forward set of men’s tees in those two courses. But that is intended as high praise for An as she continues to impress all those who have the opportunity to be in her fourball. Seamus Brennan again fell short of An’s effort with his second 39 point effort of the week. Kurt-Erik Persson finished off his Pattaya stay with the third step in B Flight. Rick “The Hermit” Sharp had 36 points in winning A Flight gold, with John Emmerson outlasting Paul Young on count back for the second spot.


Blue Lagoon Windsurfing Club brings new world of sport to Pattaya

From wakeboarding, to kiteboarding, to windsurfing and even sailing, the Blue Lagoon Windsurfing Club is brings a wide range of water sports for people of all ages. Located just off Sukhumvit Road, right next to the Ambassador Hotel, it’s a relaxing and friendly club to be a part of.

Joshua from Florida and 9 year-old Prik Kee Noor from Thailand get ready to go wakeboarding.

Hardcore kiteboarder, Oliver shows off his skills.

Pattaya Mail spoke to Darryl McClaskey, the marketing manager and wakeboarding instructor for Blue Lagoon. Darryl works in a company that makes bindings for wakeboards and kiteboards here in Thailand. He brings 20 years of experience in water sports to the club, and he was also World Wakeboarding Champion in 1996.

Darryl wants to work with the Pattaya orphanage and other organizations in the community. Being fond of kids himself, he urges these organizations to bring the children to the club and let them enjoy the water sports on offer. He also emphasized that his main aim is to teach water safety to all who join the club, as it is an essential component of all water sports. Lifeguards and safety boats are on patrol at all times, to ensure the safety of all members.

The main attractions at Blue Lagoon are wakeboarding and kiteboarding - the new craze in Europe. The popularity of both in Thailand is increasing at an astonishing rate. Neither sport has an age limit, and can be enjoyed by all, regardless of physical ability.

Both wakeboarding and kiteboarding are linked to each other in many ways. Similar boards are used and both involve a water start.

The two instructors for kiteboarding at Blue Lagoon are James and Thierry, both professionals.

Windsurfing is also available at Blue Lagoon, and is still very popular. All windsurfing instructors are certified by the WKO Windsurfing Association of Thailand.

Blue Lagoon is planning a number of future developments, including a playground for children. The club is not about “extreme” sports, but about sports that everyone can take part in, and families can enjoy.

Membership is only 5,000 baht per year; a fantastic deal for a lot of fun.


Everything’s fine in the Enda

IPGC Pattaya Golf Society at the Bunker

The weather is warm and the annual Asian invasion has ended. Golf courses are free at last from the stifling masses of tourists. What better time to take advantage of the tranquility and beauty of Siam Country Club! So thought the Bunker Boys on Tuesday, 4th March, when they descended on the course to play their weekly stroke play event.

Both divisions threw up their heroes and in the top flight Martin Davis shot an excellent net 68 to take the top prize. He was fully five shots ahead of nearest rival Keith Hector, returning from the golfing doldrums, and John Clements took third place with net 76.

In division two Enda Naughton belied his handicap to fire a net 68 also. Sharing second place were George Redgeway, who played some clinical golf in his level par 72, Neil Griffin and welcome visitor Paul Taylor.

Remy Guy shot the day’s only birdie two in an otherwise frustratingly poor round to win the Bunker Super Sawng award and pity Ken Sale, for his net 116 was without equal for the Bunker Banana Booby.

Good scores at Bangprakong

On Thursday, 6th March, the Bunker Boys undertook their longest golfing journey to the beautifully presented course at Bangprakong Riverside. On an extremely hot day they laboured on the lush fairways in order to compete for the weekly Stableford prize. Their efforts were not in vain for more than a quarter of the field returned scores of par or better. This was not an indication of the difficulty of the course but rather proof of the well maintained fairways where it was very difficult to find a bad lie.

In division one the two elder statesmen, Mr. Loy and Norman Brooks, both amassed 37 Stableford points, whilst the chasing group included John Clements and Brian Kelly, both firing 36.

In division two Dick Worden (37) and Gary Austin (37) set the early pace but were to be eclipsed by the high scoring Paul Taylor who shot a fine 41 points of his 21 handicap.

The accuracy of Chris Davisson, Des Pearson and John Randle was later rewarded with a share of the Bunker Super Sawng award for their birdie twos whilst further down the field the hapless pairing of Ken Sale and Bob Pritchard fired scores so low that, added together, they would have been an embarrassment to most golfers! A glance at their cards meant there would be no question of where the Bananas were heading!

But memories of the day will be pleasant for all, especially Mr. Loy, whose first nine gross of 40, giving him 23 points, almost matched his best ever nine hole total.


Clive and Noonit pair well to win

By Mike Franklin

Clive Bruce and Noonit Tawapee returned a gross 70 and net 64.4 to win the March 4th Shenanigans Pairs Scramble at Plutaluang.

Clive Bruce and Noonit Tawapee, shown here with Sai (left), returned a gross 70 and net 64.4 to win the March 4th Shenanigans Pairs Scramble at Plutaluang.

The South and East courses were in good condition, and in fine weather some good scores were inevitable. Noonit, without husband Per, as he is currently recovering from a hospital stay, clearly paired well with Clive returning the best gross and net scores of the day. Surprising in a way, as Clive had been in bed for six days with Asian flu and was still sweating electrolyte. Noonit’s accuracy with the putter, however, saw them through.

Less than a stroke behind were Nora Haugsjordet and Lamun Hanley (also without husband John, now back at work), with a net 65.2 from a gross 73. Graham Rudd and Michael Howard earned third place with a gross 74 and net 65.8, Graham no doubt enjoying their team handicap of 8.2 - two shots more than his current 6 handicap.

Graham Rudd and Michael Howard earned third place.

Near pins were won by Mam Trayling, Tony Stevens at S.4 and E.5 respectively, Graham Rudd claiming the other two at S.7 and E.2.

Ning Fletcher was in form with the putter to sink the longest putt on S.9, and newcomer Gordon Kerr was best on E.9.

Yours truly was absent from playing and the prize giving due to other duties with the opening of the new Diana Garden Resort, North Pattaya. Thanks to Tony Stevens and Clive Bruce for doing the scoring, and to Kim Fletcher ‘mike-less’ on this occasion, for announcing and presenting the prizes assisted by Khun Sai.

Newcomers Richard Taylor and Gordon Kerr were given a Shenanigans friendly welcome and Steve Ryser got a very friendly welcome back from his trip to Switzerland.

The next competition, a pairs better ball, is on March 18th at Pattaya Country Club, and then on April 1st we are back to South & East at Plutaluang for ‘Franklin’s Folly’ to celebrate the April Fool’s birthday in a slightly silly way. It will be a pairs scramble with everyone playing off the ladies tees. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity for the men to find out how easy it is for the ladies off those forward tees and there will be many technical prizes, including men’s and ladies long drives and a mixed long drive, the result of which might prove interesting!

No competition on April 15th as it is Songkran week, but we make up for this by having two Tuesday outings on the 22nd and 29th April with the Funhill Cup on Friday the 25th. Sign-up for all of these at Shenanigans in pairs please, or contact me, Mike Franklin, direct.


Eastern Star goes all out for new greens

By Mike Franklin

Eastern Star Golf Resort is accelerating its work program to bring the ailing greens up to the high standard that this Robert Trent Jones Jnr. championship course deserves.

As the repair work is being carried out organically, as is all other work on the course, the time factor is naturally greater and, with just an 18-hole layout, there is no break from daily play thus making progress with the greens slow.

Rather than close the course for an extended period to the detriment of the regular golfers, over two hundred caddies and many other ground and resort staff, a compromise solution has been reached.

Temporary greens are in play within the approach area to fourteen of the greens, enabling work on the entire surface of those fourteen greens to be carried out uninterrupted and without delay. The remaining four normal greens have only minor work in progress and are being left in play.

The use of temporary greens will be familiar to many farang golfers who are accustomed to playing in icy winter conditions when the normal greens need to be protected.

Here it is for expediency to get the renovation work completed as quickly as possible to bring the greens up to the required standard.

The course itself, clubhouse and resort facilities are still open to be enjoyed seven days a week, but to compensate for the temporary inconvenience, a reduced green fee of 200 baht weekday (valid all day), and 300 baht weekend (18 holes) will apply until 30th April 2003.

Group bookings of 25 players or more may qualify for additional benefits by contacting Khun Vanchai, the Eastern Star Golf Course manager at 038 630 410, or direct on 01 633 8338.

For those golfers who are new to temporary greens, there is an optional local rule that can be applied that allows a ‘gimme’ (add one stroke) for a ball lying on a temporary green within one standard putter length of the hole.

However, as the temporary greens have been cut on the protected approach areas, the putting surface and speed should be generally consistent and quite satisfactory for competitive putting as a temporary measure.


Sky’s the limit

Pattaya Lawn Bowls

Division One

Likely Lads Steve the Streak and Mackem John must have had rocket fuel in their bowls as they outgunned the mighty Dutch duo Dark Destroyer Dennis and Big Frank of the Windmills. Dutch lads had no more wind in their sails to keep up with the likely Lads, losing out on the last end, keeping Steve and John odds on to win the first division for the first time.

Down at the bottom of the league, Fat Boy Slim Kev and Mad Dog Bill carried on their losing streak when they came unstuck when they played the Tartan Army Scots Willy and Diver Daz of the Tartan Bar.

The all girl team Yingyangs spanked the kids on the block, Carlsberg Kids Dave the Rave and Blond Bomber Martin leaving the Yingyangs Manager Tim with a smile on his face.

Chaplin Spam Heads started their engines and steamrolled the bottom team The Cobblers.

Player of the week: Jeang of the Yingyangs

Team of the week: Likely Lads

Match of the week: Likely Lads v Windmills

Results March 6: Yingyangs 20 v 13 Carlsberg Kids, Tartan Bar 14 v 9 Dream Team, Windmills 14 v 16 Likely Lads, Chaplin Spam Heads 16 v 10 The Cobblers.

Division Two

New guys Paul and Dennis have nearly pinched promotion to Div one as they beat the Desert Rats Brendan and Andy. Lucky Chaplins Jeff and Dave kept up the promotion race as they picked up five shots on the last end to beat Jan Bar by three.

Division Two results March 7: T. Ten Thistle 29 v 11 Musketeers, Lucky Chaplins 19 v 16 Jan Bar, Desert Rats 8 v 17 Newguys, Asylum 2 24 v 11 Coral Reef.


The Square Ring

by Howie Reed

I’m so happy when there’s a mistake in The Square Ring and it’s not my fault. That happens about as often as a demimondaine say’s, “No I pay. U good heart always pay. It my treat Teelock.” In my description of last week’s W. Klitchscko-Sanders encounter I wanted to describe Sanders as a “tomato can”. But not wanting to use tried old phrases I tried to be clever. Bad idea. The bit read in the Mail, “He has an English breakfast of eggs, beans, sausage and canned tomatoes. Without the eggs, beans or sausages.” Reading that on the web I said, “That makes no sense.” Then checking the original copy I find that I wrote, “He’s an English breakfast of eggs, beans, sausage and canned tomatoes. Without the eggs, beans or sausages.” Try to be clever, lost cause. Fooled the heck out of the proofreader. So for once, “Not my fault.”

Whoops wrong again. Corrie Sanders was anything but a tomato can or a warm up for W. Klitschko as he awaited L. Lewis. With about 30 seconds in the first round Klitschko hit the deck, got up and was deposited again. The second time he was cut over his right eye. In the second he made two more trips to “kiss canvas” until the referee stopped the fight at 33 seconds of the second stanza. The left-handed Sanders did all the damage with his left that Klitschko either didn’t see coming or couldn’t stop.

Who is Corrie Sanders? He’s a South African who’s fought three rounds in three years. He’s a one handicapper at his local golf course where he just won the club championship. He took this fight mostly because no one else wanted any part of Klitschko. In preparation for the fight Sanders hired Ross Purity (who was the only person to beat Klitschko) as a sparing partner, shaved off his mustache and visited a sports psychologist for confidence. Before the fight Sanders got a phone call from Lennox Lewis. “If you put pressure on Klitschko you can beat him. He’s afraid.” Give Sanders the WBO heavyweight title and an assist to Lennox Lewis.

As any old geezer will tell you, at the drop of a question, there are few things that truly surprise them. Being an old geezer I fall into that category. I’m not only surprised but shocked to the core of my being that such a “BFD” is being made about Roy Jones beating John Ruiz for a heavyweight title that doesn’t amount to much. The title, WBA, has been pretty useless since Ruiz somehow beat Evandler Holyfield with the help of a local judge who not only missed a real fight but probably misplaced his white cane as well.

The facts of the Jones-Ruiz fight are simple. Roy Jones at 199 totally dominated John Ruiz at 236 to win the title. The betting had Jones a 2-1 favorite until just before the opening bell. It was no surprise. Ruiz was and is a one dimensional fighter who’s only claim to fame is faking low blows while getting every break in the world from a “fellow” Puerto Rican who just happens to be a referee. His skills are minimal.

The press, boxing and otherwise, is now going bananas over Jones. He’s being treated as royalty, the next coming, the Messiah. It just ain’t so. Yes it was an interesting fight but not nearly the instant classic that some believe. The fight drew about 15,000 fans to a facility that seats 18,500 for boxing. That crowd included about 2,000 tickets given out a the local Air Force Base. The PPV was 520,000 which yielded about 26 million USD. That pails in comparison to Lewis-Tyson of last summer with 1.9 million buys and a gross of 119 Million USD. Jones, always in love with himself, is saying, “If you want me to fight Tyson it’s going to cost you 50 million.” Yea right!

Former WBO heavyweight champion Wladimir Klitschko (40-2, 37 KOs) expected Corrie Sanders (39-2, 29 KOs) to be very aggressive on Saturday in their heavyweight clash in Hanover, Germany. Boy was he ever. “Sanders has 18 first-round knockouts so I look for him to come out very strong and try to win by early knockout. But I will be ready for anything he has to offer and, of course, am confident I will win.” Well for the ex champ one out of two isn’t good enough.

Klitschko also had some comments on new WBA heavyweight champion Roy Jones Jr. He praised Jones as a “very good entertainer and show businessman,” however, he added, “Against the real heavyweight guys like [Lennox] Lewis or Michael Grant or with me, he has no chance.” Guess being in Germany where there seems to be something in the air Wladimir hasn’t been notified that Michael Grant like himself can be knocked out by a strong wind.

OK POM’s your guy gets another chance. Olympic Champion Audley Harrison (9-0) next gets Ratko Draskovic (27-3-2) in the Wembley Conference Centre on March 29th. As honesty is good for the soul I admit that the only thing I know about Draskovic is that he didn’t star in a Rocky film. Oh yes, he’s 37 years old and holds the Balkan heavyweight championship.

The locals were engaged in a little box fighting since last we met. In Nakornsawan WBA #7 Prawet Victorygym (17-2-1, 10KOs) easily stopped PABA #10 Dedy Suwandana, retaining his PABA lightweight title. The visitor from Indonesia got in the deep water via the right hook route and was KO’d at 1:31 of the second stanza. Prawet retained his PABA title for the eighth time.

Thai superfeather champ Muangfahlek Kiatwichean (9-1, 6KOs) KO’d Paya-insee Sithkriengkrai in 2 while former Muay Thai 122-lb champ Saenghiran Lookbanyai (1-0) looked impressive in winning a 6 round UD over Boy Guevarra.

In a Lawrence Welk Match (“a one ana two”) Thai feather champ Saengsi Por Chaiwat out pointed Thai #1 superfeather Vichit Chuwatana. True fact.

Referees are always right. Frequent Pattaya visitor and the best referee in Asia Bruce McAlaster took me to task in a very pleasant way via e-mail last week. This response was dictated by my story on Bob Fitzsimmons, the first fighter to win the heavyweight title while holding the middleweight title. I wrote, “His first 40 fights were in and about Sydney Australia.” The Referee wrote, “His first 26 fights were in and around Sydney.” Hummmmmmmm, thought I. I went to Boxrec.com and counted up his first 40 fights. All in and around Sydney. “Got him” cheered I. Finally right. As they say in the NFL, “Upon further review, I find we were both right.” How can that be? Ruby Bob’s first 40 fights were in Aussie BUT 14 of them were probably exhibitions as the results were reported “D PTS O” Decision, points, NO ROUNDS. How about them apples?


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