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Family Money: The Value of Money -
Part 2
By Leslie Wright
How exactly does one define money?
Most people think of money as the cash in their pockets and what they
have in the bank.
It should come as no surprise to most readers that economists, bankers
and financiers define it somewhat differently from the average man in the street. And even
these learned worthies disagree on what items can be defined as money.
So what items should be counted as money in a modern economy?
It is clear that one component of money is currency. But the definition
of money must include more than just currency because the great bulk of payments - both
domestic and international - are made by transferring bank deposits and not by currency.
Currency is merely the small change in the monetary system.
Bank checking accounts must obviously also be included in the
definition of money. Beyond this basic definition, however, there is disagreement. Some
economists prefer to define money by its essence - the fact that it is a medium of
exchange and is liquid. According to this criterion, money is narrowly defined as currency
plus checkable deposits.
Other economists, however, notably Milton Friedman and Anna Schwartz,
prefer a broader approach.
Economists and policy makers are primarily interested in the supply of
money because changes in the supply of money bring about changes in prices and output, and
hence in income.
They therefore define money as that total which gives the best
explanation and prediction of changes in income, rather than by moneys inherent
characteristics.
In addition, they believe that the total should be subject to control
because policy makers not only want to predict income but to change it if necessary.
This approach to the definition of money and the previously discussed
approach are not in fundamental conflict; essentially, it is a disagreement about whether
to use the word money for one thing or the other.
Defining terms
The Value of Money - Part 2
On a more practical level, what specific items should be included in
money?
Until recently, the US Federal Reserve System used the following rule.
So-called narrow money, or M-1, was defined to include currency and checking deposits, and
broad money, M-2, was defined as M-1 plus time and savings deposits in banks. M-3
included, in addition, deposits held in savings and loan associations and savings banks.
This set of definitions had to be changed in 1980, when all savings and
loan associations and mutual savings banks in the U.S. were allowed to offer checkable
deposits to their customers in the form of NOW (Negotiable Order of Withdrawal) accounts,
which are interest-bearing demand deposits. (U.S. commercial banks may also offer NOW
accounts.)
First, there is M-1A, which is essentially the old M-1. (U.S. Federal
government deposits are excluded from both the old and the new measures.) This measure of
money will probably be phased out.
A more important one is M-1B, which adds in checkable deposits in
savings and loan associations and savings banks and credit unions.
Then there is M-2, which adds to M-1B savings and time deposits below
$100,000, shares in money-market mutual funds, and some other very liquid items.
M-3 then adds to M-2 all savings and time deposits of more than
$100,000 plus a few minor items.
Mmm. Once economists & bureaucrats start their jiggery-pokery,
defining and discussing money tends to become a bit more complicated than most people like
to think about. But to gauge the real state of a countrys economy, such definitions
are necessary.
Just as you have to keep the housekeeping budget separate from the
holiday budget from the school fees budget from the fun budget - even if your
money is all lumped together in one bank account which you call cash - so a
country has to gauge the state of its monetary affairs and where the money is flowing from
and to.
Measuring money
Apart from the question of how to define money,
there are problems in measuring it correctly.
A serious problem is created by errors in seasonal adjustments.
Seasonal adjustment means that the data are made more comparable by eliminating changes
due to seasonal factors.
For example, in Western economies, currency outstanding normally rises
in December because of Christmas shopping. (And in Thailand too, where the High Season
brings throngs of tourists with their pockets full of liquidity.)
Unfortunately, such seasonal adjustments lead to large errors, and
frequently a wide discrepancy exists between the money stock figures as first published
and the final revised estimates. The weekly estimates of the money stock are particularly
unreliable.
The supply of money
U.S. currency is issued by the Federal Reserve
(paper money) and by the U.S. Treasury (coins), but they do this in a passive way. They
provide banks with as much currency as banks want, debiting the banks account with
the Federal Reserve in exchange.
A restrictive monetary policy is never carried out by restricting the
quantity of currency, because banks must always be provided with enough currency.
Instead, the Federal Reserve controls the volume of bank deposits in
the Banking System. This is done by Federal Reserve purchases and sales of securities,
which alter bank reserves.
Because banks keep reserves against their deposits, increases in
reserves allow banks to increase loans, causing the money supply to increase.
The Origins of Money
Many disputes exist about the origin of money and
its role in primitive society.
One school of thought argues that in primitive societies money was used
not for everyday trade but only for certain ceremonial and public transfers, such as
tribute, bride price, and blood money.
Particular moneys could be used only for particular purposes, or for
payments to certain social classes, such as gold and silver for aristocrats and copper for
common people.
As economies developed, money was used more and more for ordinary trade
and tended to consist of metals, although cowrie shells were used for a long time in
Africa.
Coinage was probably invented in ancient China and reinvented by the
Lydians in what is now Turkey. In fact, Croesus, the last king of Lydia and famous for his
great wealth gained by trade, instituted the first official government coinage in the
mid-6th century BC before his kingdom was conquered by Cyrus the Great of Persia, who then
adopted and developed Croesus coinage system with the latters help.
Paper currency was also invented in China, perhaps as early as the 3rd
century BC.
Ancient Babylon had a highly developed monetary system with banks and
credit, as did ancient Greece and Rome.
For reasons not well understood, in early medieval Europe the money
economy went into a decline and barter re-emerged. During the 9th century, however, the
European economy started to become monetized again.
It is tempting to sketch monetary history as an evolution from a system
of concrete objects - such as ounces (or pounds) of precious metals - to more and more
abstract units, such as checking deposits.
But this evolutionary explanation is an oversimplification.
For example, the stone money used on the Pacific island of Yap was more
abstract than modern money because the large stones that served as money could still be
used as such even if they had been lost at sea
Gold
One of the principal uses of gold today is as a
currency reserve.
For centuries gold was used directly as currency along with silver.
During the 19th century it assumed a role as the sole basis of the
currencies of most nations whereby the value of a currency was defined in terms of a fixed
quantity of gold. The gold standard was an international monetary system in which paper
money was directly convertible into gold.
The heyday of the gold standard was between 1870 and the outbreak of
World War I in 1914, when the British pound dominated international trade and prices
remained fairly stable.
World War I disrupted this system. At the end of the war, the United
States was the only Western country where paper money was still convertible into gold
coins.
European countries returned slowly to a modified gold standard, but by
the mid-1930s, few central banks were required to hold stocks of gold in order to meet
liabilities.
Because increases in the money supply were tied to the amount of gold
held in national coffers, the gold standard enforced an inflexibility in exchange rates,
which had little reference to economic conditions.
The original gold standard was gradually abandoned (the United States
stopped minting gold coinage in 1934), and by the late 1950s the dollar had emerged as the
principal unit of international monetary transactions.
While most countries continued to use gold as a reserve asset, its
importance lessened until, by the 1970s, it was only one of several means of payment,
which, in addition to dollars, also included such monetary mechanisms as the Special
Drawing Rights, or "paper gold," issued by the International Monetary Fund.
Since that time, gold has been bought and sold on the market, with
widely fluctuating prices, and gold reserves nowadays maintain only a very indirect
relationship with the values of international currencies.
The value of any particular currency nowadays depends more on
internationally perceived acceptability than on any real intrinsic value based
on reserves, let alone bars of bullion.
If you have any comments or queries on this article, or about other
topics concerning investment matters, write to Leslie Wright, c/o Family Money, Pattaya
Mail, or fax him directly on (038) 232522 or e-mail him at [email protected]. Further details and back
articles can be accessed on his firms website on www.westminsterthailand.com.
Leslie Wright is Managing Director of Westminster Portfolio Services
(Thailand) Ltd., a firm of independent financial advisors providing advice to expatriate
residents of the Eastern Seaboard on personal financial planning and international
investments.
Successfully Yours: Kristsana
Borisuth
by Mirin MacCarthy
The TV show ER is internationally renowned. However,
being the chief nurse of a hospital emergency room is not glamorous, but a hard,
responsible, demanding job that requires a special type of person. The chief nurse at the
ER at Bangkok Pattaya Hospital, Khun Kristsana Borisuth is a special person who loves her
work and sails through it and life with a confident friendly ease.
Being the ER Charge Nurse is not just
administration. It also covers supervision of twenty nurses, controlling the ambulance
service porters, and drivers (which receive about 170 calls a month), the Home Help Care
and the Hotel Call services. It also means working shift work and spending 50% of the time
doing practical work with the staff.
Kristsana moved to Pattaya from Phuket in 1993 after the death of her
first husband. "I chose the Bangkok Pattaya Hospital because it was newly opened with
the opportunity for promotion and working with new staff, and the mother hospital in
Bangkok had a good reputation."
Kristsana spent the first six months here as a staff nurse, then the
next two years as a nurse supervisor. For the last four years she has been head of ER.
She advises anyone who wants to take up nursing as a career to...
"be really sure they want to be a nurse before they start. Thais believe that it is a
glamorous job, but when they find out really how stressful it is they quit early. This is
just a waste of money, time and self esteem."
So why did Kristsana take up the calling? "When I was young my
mother sold food in a Bangkok hospital. I used to observe the nurses and doctors and saw
what they did and wanted to be like them. Thais consider that if you can help relieve
people of pain and suffering or even save a life, you make merit and maybe a better place
in paradise."
Kristsana excelled at science and biology at school and chose to study
nursing at the Khon Kaen University in the North East as a way of leaving home. Although
her family life was a happy one she says it is Thai style for the girls to stay at home
with the family, and she wanted to have a little independence.
She graduated with a BA in Nursing Science in 1976, then spent the next
two years working as an industrial nurse in a large factory and the next couple of years
as a teacher in nursing college.
In Thailand, to become a Registered Nurse you must graduate with at
least a Masters Degree. Kristsana did this the hard way, studying for her Masters
Degree in Forensic Science at Mahidol University during the day and working in an
Intensive Care Unit on night shift. Undeterred by hard work, she quickly followed this up
with a First Class Certificate in Midwifery.
When Kristsana is not working, she loves to read, study comparative
religion and philosophy and enjoys Thai cooking. She has traveled all over Asia and
Canada, the U.S. and Germany both on holidays and as a patient escort. The country she
prefers besides Thailand is Laos. "It reminds me of when I was young. How Thailand
was years ago. I prefer a peaceful life."
She remains most enthusiastic about her job. "I appreciate the
chance to work here. The board of committee is good and we can share in ideas. I love the
staff, they are very active and responsible."
Her values have changed over the years. "When I was young I wanted
money and position. Now family and good health come first." For her, success means;
"Having your boss recognise your ability and the staff giving you respect and coming
to you with any problems."
Retirement plans are a few years away yet. "When I retire I want
to spend time with my husband (in 1995 she re-married to a retired Canadian surveyor)
travelling between Thailand and Canada."
You get the feeling that no-matter what might turn up in the future, Kristsana will be
ready for any emergency.
Snap Shots: Colour my world!
by Harry Flashman
It is not so long ago that all photography was in Black
and White. To get different colours, toners were added to the final bath water for the
prints - selenium, sepia, iodine - they all gave a different "cast", but it was
still B&W.
However, we invented colour film. We learned how to make it so cheaply
that everyone could afford to use it. We made it so responsive that any simple camera
could handle it. We made it universally popular.
This is no object of wonder. We live in a colourful world - and
especially so in tropical Thailand. However, just how "true" are the colours you
get back from your friendly photo processors?
The correct answer is "not very" and this will change from
brand to brand and film speed (ISO rating) to film speed. As an exercise, take the same
subject with the same camera at the same time of day with different films and then compare
the end results. Reds will vary from orange to purple and blues and greens will also show
spectacular differences.
You will also get spectacular differences in colour depending upon the
time of day. The "colour" of the suns rays is measured in a scale called
Kelvin degrees and this differs dependent upon the time of day. The blue end of the range
is in the morning and the "red" end in the afternoon. When the sunlight is the
source of illumination for your photograph, the colour "temperature" (the
degrees Kelvin thing) of the suns rays will give the overall cast to the picture.
This is why you get "warm" (orange-red) tones in the late afternoon and
"cold" (bluish) tones in the mornings.
Of course, if you use other sources of illumination for your
photographs, you will get even more different colour casts. Look at any photographs you
have taken where fluorescent lamps were the principal light source. The picture will have
a distinctly "green" hue. Similarly, if "ordinary" light bulbs are the
light source (these are called tungsten bulbs) you will get a very strong orange cast to
the photograph.
If you really want to get rid of the tungsten orange, then you have to
use a blue filter on the lens to counteract the colour shift. You are actually
"balancing" the light temperature by using the "cold" filter to
neutralise the "warm" light source.
Now while this all sounds terribly technical, it is not really. All it
means that by understanding the different colour temperatures, you can start to take
charge of the end results of your photographs.
Pro shooters will use this to impart a mood to their shots. When taking
a restaurant, for example, you want to evoke a warm, friendly mood. So, turn off all the
fluoros and the on-camera flash and turn up all the tungsten lights. End result is
that warm inviting glow.
Now, if on the other hand you want the bleak wintery feel to a photo,
get up early in the morning and take the shot of someone standing alone on a windswept
beach. The blue cast from the early morning sun will do that for you. If you are not an
early riser, then bung a blue filter on the lens and get the same effect - that cold blue
cast through the picture.
Likewise, you can purchase various degrees of warming filters, that can
be used to give a slight orange cast to your shots. These are called 81A, B and C. Harry
Flashman always keeps an 81A on the front of all his lenses, just because the slightly
warm colour is beneficial in producing flattering skin tones, especially with
"Farang" women.
The colourful world is yours to produce. Try it this weekend.
Modern Medicine: Thrush. A bird in
the hand?
by Dr Iain Corness
Why would we call a fungal infection "Thrush"? What the poor
relative of the sparrow has to do with the yeast-like fungus Candida albicans I have no
earthly idea, but you do not need 6 years at medical school to diagnose it as most mothers
can recognise the condition very quickly.
A few years ago, Candidiasis was a very fashionable disease, and all
sorts of symptoms were attributed to the fungus. Wonderful "elimination" diets
were prescribed along with other hocus-pocus. Tests were done to show the presence of the
organism, thereby demonstrating the "truth" of the infection.
What was forgotten in all this was the simple fact that Candida
albicans is what we call a "commensal". These are organisms that can live with
us, rather than feed on us! In other words, consider them to be "friendly"
little fellows. We all carry them around, but their presence does not necessarily mean an
"infection".
The commensals all live on us in a delicate balance. None get the upper
hand until some other event occurs, and that event can be as simple as the taking of some
broad spectrum antibiotics. Knock out some other "friendly" bacteria along with
the nasty bugs and you can now get an overgrowth with Candida. You now have clinical
"Thrush".
The Candida organism can bob up anywhere on the body, but generally it
prefers the warm moist areas. The groin is a favourite region and the condition there is
often referred to as "Jock Itch" or "Crotch Rot". However, it can
occur in any skin fold, so women can get this under the breasts and obese folk in the
abdominal fatty "apron".
Babies can get this in their "nappy rash" region - another
warm and moist area almost 24 hours a day!
Other regions that can remain moist are around the fingernails,
especially in certain occupations (brewery workers for example, where it is called
"Beer Rot") and at the angle of the mouth, called Cheilosis.
Oral Thrush is also very common, and lactating mothers can get this
around the nipples.
Candida settles fairly quickly with the correct treatment, generally
local application of econazole derivatives, though sometimes it is necessary to take it by
mouth as well. The problem occurs with the definitive diagnosis. It is necessary to ensure
the condition that appears on the skin is not Tinea, Psoriasis, Erythrasma, Eczema,
Contact Dermatitis or Seborrhoea.
Two traps for the unwary - recurrent Thrush may be a symptom of some
disease states, including HIV and secondly, it will appear to settle with hydrocortisone
creams - but it has not, and will spring up even worse later on.
Even though you can identify Thrush by eye most of the time, the final diagnosis
depends upon skin scrapings, not just a skin swab and it is vitally important to correctly
identify any predisposing conditions as well. So while Thrush may be prevalent, make sure
it is not masking a major problem.
Dear Hillary,
My husband who works for a large multinational was transferred here 6 months ago, and the
time has been sheer bliss till recently. We went to restaurants and did everything
together. However, of late he has been going to Bangkok for business and having meetings
running till late in the evening. We have been married for 40 years and he has been a good
husband and father for our 9 children. I was prepared to accept these meetings till last
week when the maid showed me lipstick on his collar. I do understand there are some
beautiful women in Pattaya and I am 58 years old and have had 9 children. Do I confront
him and fear the worst or just let it go?
Terrified
Dear Terri,
I am sorry. That is a decision that you alone can make and will have to
live with. In way of reassurance, one swallow does not make a summer. You are still in
residence as lady of the manor so maybe it is a matter of waiting it out. Now you are
aware of the situation though, complacency should be a thing of the past. Start doing some
positive things for yourself. Take up new interests - socialising, studying or reading. A
practical start would be to buy a copy of the book, "What to Know About Your
Husbands Money Before the Divorce." Finally, confronting someone is usually not
a good scene. It may be more productive to state mildly that you prefer you both spend
more time together and that the maid was unable to get the lipstick off his shirt.
Certainly insist on accompanying him on any business trips to Bangkok. Good luck.
Dear Hillary,
I have a very embarrassing problem. For many years I have suffered from
nocturnal wind. I have a new girlfriend and the relationship has become very serious. I
keep putting off asking her to stay overnight because I am afraid she will be put off by
my musical botty. What should I do?
Windy
Dear Windy,
Try to cure yourself fast. Meanwhile, take up day time romancing. It
may help to avoid gas producing foods, including beans, broccoli, cabbage, Brussels
sprouts, cauliflower, eggplant, radishes and onions. Do not put more air and gas into your
system, either, by avoiding carbonated drinks, chewing gum and smoking. Many people are
unaware that lactose intolerance is a major cause of chronic excessive gas. It is
worthwhile avoiding all dairy products for ten days including milk cheese and butter to
see if this stops the problem.
Dear Hillary,
We have been here for 6 years and with our expat package are very well
off. My problem is that I find I have an ever increasing attraction for our new young
maid. She is very beautiful and charming and appears to be interested in me too. We have
not spoken about this, but have touched hands as we brushed past each other in the
corridors. I know my husband would not approve of this. Should I tell him? Should I tell
her? I am confused.
Kate
Dear Kate,
Are you crazy? Definitely do not tell either of them. If you have been here for six
years you should know that touching between the sexes is acceptable in Thailand and not a
sign of sexual attraction. If, however, you think she may definitely be interested ask her
to give you a massage and see what develops.
GRAPEVINE
All hot air
City hall police have arrested a man selling inflated cigar
shaped balloons on Jomtien Beach. They said that the inflated toys looked suspiciously
like the male organ. Farang sun worshippers pointed out the balloons did resemble
miniature "Hindenburg" type airships, except that the two observation carriages
had been moved to the rear.Newspaper scam
Several Pattaya news stands are selling popular English Sunday
newspapers, not normally available, for 90 baht each. But dont be surprised if the
crossword has already been filled in or the sports pages are missing. The second hand
papers are diverted mysteriously from European flights landing at Bangkok airport. A
warning sign is if the newspaper is sealed by a small sellotape strip.
Night mistress
A badly bruised farang punter has complained after dating two
sauna hospitality girls nicknamed Dominant Donna and Ruthless Ruth. Marco Paralta, a
Spanish tourist, had to become a hospital outpatient after receiving several abdomen blows
from the duo whilst under restraint from a rubber mask which stiffled his cries. A
spokesman for the Naklua bath house offered Marco a free return visit, but advised him
next time to be entertained by Submissive Sandy or Gentle Geraldine.
Phone bill nightmare
The procedures for paying your domestic phone bill at the
Pattaya Klang telecommunications center really are the pits. Firstly, everyone (can be 40
people at busy times) has to crowd round one undermanned desk to get the bill stamped. The
interminable delays at this point are made worse by the fact that the sole assistant is
frequently on the phone or distracted by tea brewing. You then proceed to one of several
desks actually to hand over your cash. Better think it out again. Or maybe its a
ruse to get everyone to switch to bank auto payments.
Rush cash
Reader SB says the quickest way to send out cash from Britain is
through Thomas Cook. Your UK contact, cash in hand, visits a branch of the travel agent
chain which then transfers the sum electronically to the Bangkok Metropolitan Bank which
has a presence in Pattaya. You collect the money by showing your passport and your secret
ID which is transaction specific. In theory, this takes a couple of hours. In practice,
allow at least three days for Pattaya because of bank conversion delays in Bangkok. If
your UK friend uses a credit card to send you money, allow for seven days. In Thailand,
Cash Still Rules. |
Changes ahead
"If we close down hundreds of bars, put the rest under
surveillance and enforce tougher punishment against sex related activities, most of our
problems will disappear." No, its not a new policy by Pattayas Finest.
But a remark by Nguyen Thi Hue who is anti-social evils chief in the Vietnamese
government. Apparently, the bia om or cuddles joints over there have been getting out of
hand again.Barclays again
Still confusion on Barclays Bank policy as regards issuing
credit and debit cards to farangs based in Thailand. Some say youre OK as long as
you retain a UK address and keep quiet about how long you spend abroad. But if you can
give only a Thai address and/or are regarded as an expat by the tax authorities, you are
high risk for having your card not renewed or canceled. Too many cards, it seems, are
stolen in the Land of Smiles.
Just a rumor
Far be it from Grapevine to spread gossip - perish the thought -
but a reader had an intriguing conversation with his bank teller this week. She advised
him to send much more cash to Thailand from Europe before the end of the summer. No, it
wasnt a theory about the baht climbing higher in July and August. She said a
national plan was under review to tax all foreign cash receipts as they arrive in
Thailand. Ugh!
Thai treat
Excellent Thai food in charming surroundings at Thai House on
North Road, near to the City Hall complex. Its best to go in a group and let a Thai
do all the ordering on your behalf. To aid digestion, theres traditional Thai
dancing on the stage and no screaming cross dressers in evidence. A big bonus is ample
parking even on busy weekends.
Thought for the day
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of
payments. |
Dining Out: Possibly the best
value in town!
by Miss Terry Diner
We really do become blasé about the eating scene here in Pattaya. We
have some of the best restaurants imaginable, but sometimes tend to keep these as some of
the worlds best kept secrets. This weeks Dining Out was one of those.
The Royal Garden Resort and Plaza has a Garden Café (sitting above
Delaneys) and till the end of September it has a special buffet menu on offer. It
was this that the Team went to try last week.
Garden Café at the Royal Garden Resort.
Like all things in the Royal Garden Resort, the setting is excellent.
The wooden paneling and high ceiling gives a "sala-like" atmosphere, and the
softly performing three piece music trio adds that little touch of class.
Our host for the evening, Khun Chollakrit, took us for a tour of the
buffet - and it certainly was a grand tour, right the way down the restaurant and even
around the corner at the end. Be warned, this is no small affair. The range of dishes is
excellent and there is no-one who could claim to be left out.
The others in the Team began by selecting from the cold cuts table,
sampling sushi and salad, oysters and several meats, while I went straight to the
Vietnamese end of the business. The selection there included freshly made Vietnamese
spring rolls, sugar cane prawn and a vegetarian pancake. The spring rolls were excellent,
that subtle taste coming through that differentiates this type from the deep fried Chinese
variety. They were so good I backed up for another helping! The different condiments and
sauces were all there too, and the young cook indicated which one went with what.
To wash it all down we consulted the extensive wine list, with a range
between 52,000 Baht and 800. We chose a Hardys Nottage Hill Cabernet
Sauvignon/Shiraz. At around 1200 Baht (including VAT), this wine is a bargain in these
high tax days. A lovely dry Australian red.
After letting the starters settle and being serenaded by the violinist
we attacked the buffet tables again. There were two soups on offer that night, Tom Yum
Goong and a tomato. We chose the tomato and it was an excellent choice. Rich and creamy
with just a hint of lemon or lime, it was universally popular at our table.
So to the mains. There is a huge selection with pre-cooked items such
as deep fried fish, Chicken a la King, rice varieties and baked potatoes. However, they
also have a BBQ section. This has choices including prawns, mussels, sausages, kebabs and
fish. If that is not enough, they also have a strong stir-fry section with meat, pork,
chicken, squid and appropriate vegetables like snow peas and sprouts.
Again our selections went separate ways, with the others into the
kebabs and prawns, while I went for the stir-fry with a combination of chicken and pork.
The selected items are left with the chef and the plates are brought to your table when
they are cooked.
My stir-fry was brilliant, done in a garlic based sauce, while the
prawns of my dinner partners appeared like small lobsters, they were so large. They were
also judged as perfectly cooked and very good eating!
For those with any space left, there is a choice of desserts, including
French pastries, fresh fruits, Thai jellies and blancmange. By this stage I was "im
lao" and did not even have room for the offered coffee.
Now while this had been a very extensive and comprehensive dinner, the best was yet to
come. This "all you can eat" buffet is only 220 Baht a head. This makes it one
of the best value nights you can have in town. The secret is out! Get in here before the
end of September or you will miss out. You will not regret your evening here!
Animal Crackers: Readers Tail:
Cat Cake
by Mirin MacCarthy
The first year my fiancée and I were together, I decided to have a
very special birthday party for him. I invited all of his friends to his favorite pub and
ordered a wonderful cake in his favorite flavor. This was all done in secret while he was
at work during the day. So, the morning of his birthday, I went to the bakery to pick up
the cake. It was beautiful, exactly what I wanted. I brought it home and set it on the
kitchen counter while I called friends to confirm our numbers for the pub. Our kitten,
Lily, decided to check out what I had brought home, and jumped on the counter to take a
look while I had my back turned. When I turned
around to see what she had done, she jumped through the cellophane window on the top of
the bakery box and right into the middle of the cake! Of course, it was frosted with
buttercream, so she decided to simply sit down in the midst of the mess and lick herself
clean. Luckily, the baker was still in and made up another cake before the party, but I
tell you, frosting in fur does not make a pretty cat!
Michele Bultman, Bloomington, IN, USA
Ed. Thank you Michele, I bet you had fun cleaning the kitten.
A Persian for You?
Derek and Seda have two beautiful Persian kittens that they want to sell to good,
caring homes. They are going to America to study and are saddened to have to leave their
babies behind. The kittens are three months old, both female, and have had all their
vaccinations to date. One is a white Persian and the other a Chinchilla. They are healthy,
animated, bright-eyed fluff balls. Persians have a placid, good tempered and regal nature,
full flat faces and long coats that need daily brushing and combing. Modern Persians
cannot hunt and are therefore incapable of fending for themselves. Originally these cats
were reserved for Royalty and in the 1600s were sent by Eastern rulers in Persia
(present day Iran) as gifts to French Aristocracy. Still associated with satin cushions
and luxury they are an expensive breed, mainly because they achieve sexual maturity later
and their litters are often very small. Derek and Seda want 8,000 Baht for their white
Persian and 6,000 Baht for their Chinchilla coloured girl. Contact them on 02-8893093/4
and 01-6142371.
Auto Mania: A Sunday Funday
Afternoons Drive
by Dr. Iain Corness
Fancy a little trip in a 4x4 this weekend? How about
starting in KL and dropping in on Malaysia, Thailand, Laos, China, Tibet, Nepal and India?
Some sight-seeing around Ayutthaya, Vientiane, Zhongdian, Lhasa, Katmandu and New Delhi is
in order too.
Well, it might take just a tad longer than the weekend - at this stage
it looks as if it will be 45 days to cover the six countries on the 12,000 km jaunt. This
will be the first 4x4 adventure package to attack this route, so if youve ever
wanted to be a pioneer, this is the trip for you.
Right now it is in the planning stage and the event will be scheduled
for some time next year. You can supply your own vehicle, or the organisers can supply one
for you. It is obviously not an event for the faint hearted, but designed for those with a
sense of adventure who would like to achieve something that will stay with them for the
rest of their lives.
One of the
organisers said to me, "You will need to be fit to do this trip." A quick scan
through the brochure also indicated you will need around 20,000 USD as well, so your
wallet better be in good nick too!
If you would like to get some details on this adventure contact Capt.
Sittichoke of Eastern Marine Services (tel. 038-608 660 or 01-843 0645, fax 038-607 686).
Autotrivia Quiz
Last week I asked about previous local General
Motors production. The Thai company involved was called Asoke Motors and in the early to
mid 70s they assembled the Holden cars from the Australian arm of General Motors,
called GMH down under. Quite a few of these are still knocking about and there is even an
immaculate black Holden HQ Kingswood with two huge aerials on the rear bumper often seen
on the streets of Pattaya.
In Oz they even have a class of racing for the HQs, a very
tightly controlled series that has captured the imagination of the Australian public.
Since the HQs were once used as taxis and the series originated in Tasmania,
they are known popularly as the Tasmanian Taxis and will attract up to 100 entries at race
meetings, with elimination races having to be held for a couple of days before a major
event.
So to this week - first in, best dressed to fax 427 596 or email [email protected] with the correct
answer wins the beer. Why did Rolls-Royce change the R-R initials in the insignia from red
to black?
GP Tickets & TV
As predicted, the tickets are selling fast for
the F1 GP in Malaysia. Many of the grandstands are sold out already, so if youre
hesitating, NOW is the time to make up your mind! There are only 33,000 seats in the
grandstands, so it is no small wonder that they are being sold out so fast. There is just
over 3 months to go and this first GP in Malaysia is the one to attend. For the rest of
your life you will be able to say "I went to the first one at Sepang." Tickets
are available through the local agent, the hard working Capt. Sittichoke of Eastern Marine
Services (tel. 038-608 660 or 01-843 0645, fax 038-607 686).
The televised GP at Magny Cours in France was a beauty, with some very
good action. Lets hope that the hairpin in Sepang produces as many braking duels as
there was in France. There were loud cheers in Delaneys when Hakkinen and Schumacher
had their tussle. The British GP is on this weekend from Silverstone. See you in front of
the big screen at Delaneys on Sunday evening (please reserve a padded seat for me
Kim).
Current standings in the World Championship are Hakkinen 40 points, M.
Schumacher 32, Irvine 26 and Frentzen 23.
Big Engines
A little Daihatsu Mira pulled up outside the
office the other day. There on the tailgate were the words 3.8 litre Turbo. A Mira owner
with a sense of humour.
However, we will all have had some experience, Im sure, with some
hybrid "beasts", generally built in someones back yard with engine
mountings made from scrap angle iron and an electric welder.
I must admit to owning an MGTC to which we fitted an MGA engine,
complete with a Derrington X-Flow head with an MGB gearbox on behind. The conversion was
done under the building, with the welder plugged into the neighbours washing machine
socket. Every time we struck an arc, their TV picture would disappear! The car ate so many
rear axles we used to carry two spares, complete with hubs, behind the seats.
One of my mates had a Hillman Imp - remember them? Funny little rear
engine devices with positive camber front wheels. Harry fitted a Ford 302 c.i. V8 engine
in the back seat area of his. Went like a bullet and cornered the same way!
In Oz, one of the favoured conversions is to stick a Chev V8 in a
Jaguar XJ6. Quite frankly, I believe this produced a car that was 300% better than the
original. The Jaguar engine was well past its "Use By" date by the time the XJ
series was released. A great boat anchor.
With race cars, we did even more diabolical things. Try putting a Rotary Mazda into a
Ford Escort for example. You can be guaranteed that the steering column will want to go
straight through the oil filter or some other trivial item. You can also put even money on
the fact that the exhaust pipe will fry your feet. Another interesting fact when you stick
a rice burner in an "ordinary" car is that the power brakes wont work
because rotary engines do not "suck" as hard as piston engines and you do not
generate enough vacuum to work the power assist. We actually ended up running two vacuum
tanks in the cars, just to work the power booster. Anyway, it certainly made for a better,
faster, more reliable and cheaper car to run than when we had the old Lotus Twin Cams in
them.
Fitness Tips: Sex!
by Dvid Garred,
Club Manager,
Dusit Resort Sports Club
Gday Pattaya,
As most of you know, the use of such a blatant, eye-catching, and soon
to be revealed as misleading tactics in my headline, is out of character for me. But now
that I have your attention, I have a few things that I felt important enough to justify
that line of tactics.
Is 150 minutes of exercise per week enough for
weight loss?
The U.S. Surgeon Generals Report on Physical Activity and Health
recommends at least 30 minutes of accumulated physical activity on most days of the week.
However, is this amount enough to produce weight loss in overweight adult women? According
to a study published in Medicine and Science in Sports and Exercise, the answer is yes.
The purpose of the study was to examine the exercise threshold that is
linked to improvements in weight loss in overweight women. One hundred and thirty nine
women were recruited and instructed to exercise five days per week, with duration
progressing to forty minutes per day. Group (1) one 40 minute session, (2) two 20 minute
and (3) 4 four 10 minute sessions per day. A treadmill was installed in all the
womens homes and they were instructed to limit their caloric intake to 1,200 to
1,500Kcal/day. Their body weight and body composition was measured at the start of the
programme and again 24 weeks into the programme. The women had to record their exercise
sessions in weekly diaries. Based on these diaries the women were divided into two groups:
Those with an average accumulated weekly exercise of less than 150 minutes and those who
equalled or exceeded 150 minutes.
In analysing the results, women who reported at least 150 minutes of
exercise per week showed significantly greater improvements in weight and fat loss than
those who had exercised for less time. This could suggest that the accumulation of at
least 150 minutes of exercise per week may enhance weight and fat loss in overweight women
and thus it may be beneficial to develop strategies to improve our (yes, us, all of us)
adherence to this level of exercise. Reason being; if this is what is required for adult
women to burn fat then it will work for adult men as it is, relatively, far more easy for
adult men to burn fat than ladies. The researchers of this study are following these women
to assess the affect of this level of exercise on long-term weight loss.
Think of it, 30 minutes of exercise at a fat burning intensity and a
healthy diet is enough to get a significant change. Everyone can afford the time to do
that only 5 days per week!
The importance of recovery
Carrying out great training is not just a matter
of conducting tough, high quality workouts. Recovery is an important, yet often overlooked
aspect of improving physical fitness. Identifying the right balance between hard work and
recovery should be an essential part of your training regime. If your training programme
has too much recovery you wont be able to carry out enough quality work to reach
your peak. If the schedule has too little recovery muscular trauma will accumulate
steadily over time, until performances actually worsen instead of getting better.
The following guidelines may help you find the right balance:
1. If you feel tired or sluggish on a particular day, dont train
- or train very, very lightly. Your body is telling you that what you need is recovery,
not hard work. If a quality workout was scheduled for the day, postpone it and carry it
out on the following day if you feel better. That is provided that, of course, you do not
have a quality workout planned for the day after that. Two quality sessions in a row are
usually too much, especially if you have been experiencing above normal fatigue.
2. To increase the number of quality workouts you carry out (i.e., to
avoid spending too much time recovering), try to use the 36 hour principle. For example,
you can perform a quality workout Tuesday morning, another Wednesday evening and a third
intense session on Friday morning. This will allow you to fit three training sessions into
a time frame that would only, normally, allow two. You should then take Saturday off and
complete a long session on Sunday.
3. To jump start recovery and be kind to your muscle proteins, make
sure you replenish yourself with an ample amount of carbohydrate shortly after your
training sessions.
4. Ultimately, you are the best judge of how well you are recovering
between workouts. If you look forward to each week of training and approach your workouts
with high energy and determination, you are recovering well - perhaps too well. It is
always better to recover too well than to recover poorly - recovering too well means that
you could probably carry out your difficult workouts sooner that you usually do. If you
are feeling tired during many of your weekly workouts and your performance times are off a
bit, its quite likely that you can improve your performance by not working out
harder but by increasing the quality and quantity of your recovery.
Butter gets a health boost
Butter, soon, will no longer be known as the
unhealthy cousin of margarine, thanks to new technology developed by Australias
CSIRO. Butter has traditionally contained a high portion of saturated fatty acids, but
CSIRO scientists have recently developed a special diet for dairy cows that mixes
mono-unsaturated and poly-unsaturated fats in an ideal combination - and then found ways
to ensure these desirable fats pass into milk and butter.
Dairy pastures are naturally very high in polyunsaturates, but
previously microbes have broken these down in the cows first stomach, leaving the
harder saturated fats. By feeding cows a special blend of Canola and Soybean meal and then
protecting it against microbial attack in the first stomach with a coating of protein,
CSIRO scientists have managed to ensure the desirable fats are carried right through into
the end product.
The special diet for dairy cows has been commercialised by an
Australian firm, Rumentek Ind., so look out for the butter on the supermarket shelves,
especially when you are visiting the western world.
For those with a sweet tooth
Sweet tooth cynics will be pleased to learn that
so called chocoholics are simply not addicts to their cravings. A new study reported in
the journal Nature suggests that the substances found in chocolate, called cannabinoids,
previously thought to be addictive, are just as common in milk. The body breaks down the
substances before they reach the bloodstream, making them harmless and therefore
non-addictive.
This must sound like great news to the chocoholics out there, now know
that you are making a conscious decision to buy and eat that chocolate as your reward
after a good weeks training. Empowerment instead of being a slave to instinct and
impulse like you feared you were.
Carpe diem
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