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Mr. Mayor, some suggestions on water treatment billing

Mr. Mayor, here’s you PR man

Beware of flying bananas

You’ll need calculator for this one

A case of mistaken identity

Of short back and sides and pink gin

Keeping posted

More info on visas

Mr. Mayor, some suggestions on water treatment billing

Dear Sirs,

Enclosed is a Mailbag submission for your consideration. It is directed towards the mayor and City administration as a suggestion. I hope the mayor reads the Pattaya mail if not a perhaps staff could send or fax him a copy if you feel it is relevant:

If the Water Treatment Billing, so proposed, is on a separate billing relating to the equivalent of 85% or so of water usage, its very design insures failure. People, I would suspect, will ignore that billing and only pay the water bill. Why one might ask? Quite simply, water treatment cannot be cut off for non-payment. I would like to suggest that the City consider one bill monthly that would be a combined itemized statement being due and payable for both. The computer system is in place and might require a programming and the billing form reformatted. It appears the existing monthly billing statement has ample room. Controls could be place to insure water treatment proceeds are deposited in its designated account.

Many advantages appear to be totally in favor of the City and customer. Primarily would be the lack of additional employees, supervisors, and bill collectors. Further customers would not have to make 2 trips to the office to pay if not at home when the collector makes his rounds. Also more funds, perhaps 100%, would be directed to water treatment rather than overhead costs.

This suggestion seems like a win win situation for the City and residents. Perhaps others have a suggestions that could improve or even better this suggestion as we look forward to proper water water treatment and what promises to be expensive to operate and maintain.

Sincerely Yours

Khun Raymond

P.S. Happy 7th Anniversary Pattaya Mail. You are not only getting older but better with each issue. We need your help to make Pattaya a better place to live

Sincerely

Raymond Mabey

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Mr. Mayor, here’s you PR man

Dear Sir,

Firstly, congratulations on the Pattaya Mail’s seventh birthday last week. I reckon I have read most issues, either in Pattaya or here in Australia since you went on the net. Having just read your report today of the FCCT conference, I was interested to note a suggestion that Pattaya appoint a media officer to generate promotional stories and to monitor and respond to unfair or unjust criticism. As you know, I have a sizeable place in my heart for Thailand in general and Pattaya in particular. I have visited Pattaya at least twice a year since 1978. You also know that I would be keen to work in Pattaya in the media field, and this of course is so restricted.

A media officer in Pattaya would give the resort international tourism and business advantages and benefits. It is something I would like to consider offering myself for such a position. I could envisage being involved in taking Pattaya to a new level of recognition. I always have been a hard working and dynamic journalist, public relations and media consultant with my own company and a list of high profile clients in Australia and overseas. It would be a wonderful challenge for me to use my talents and contacts in world media to be involved in the promotion of my favorite city outside Australia, Pattaya.

Kind regards,

Hoping to be in Pattaya late in the year,

Keith Hillier

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Beware of flying bananas

Dear Sir,

Further to Ricky Livid’s letter and the Timeshare scam.

I was in Pattaya about 6 weeks ago and was stopped by two girls with clipboards. After their questions were answered, I was asked to pick a card from a bag. After picking 2 that were obviously not the ones they wanted me to pick, I was asked to pick a third, which lo and behold was a star prize. The girl got excited and said that if I turned up at this ‘event’, she would get 500 Baht. I would get free food, a look around their new condo’s and also a free week there every year. Smelling a rat, I said I would come a few hours later (they wanted me to drop everything and go there and then). I didn’t bother to go. Next day I had a farang man ring me at my hotel, who was very abusive, telling me I was a (censored) stupid’ and ‘are all English were such (censored)’.

I had to walk past these people’s shop on Beach Road the following day, so I decided to cross to the beach side, just in case the same girl was there. This same girl however was armed with her clipboard and a banana actually on the beach side! She saw me coming (I have a recognisable bald head!), so I detoured onto the beach to walk past, only to find the banana follow me on, just missing my head. Needless to say, I steered clear of this part of Beach road for the rest of my stay. I wonder how many more legitmate business with premises close by are losing. I can’t be the only one to have been harassed in such a way.

They need getting rid of!

Simon Hall

England

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You’ll need calculator for this one

Dear Sir,

I could retire in the USA but the cost of living is very high. For example if you make a trip to the Emergency room with an insurance card it will still cost you US$1200. Plus you will continue to receive bills from doctors you never heard of a year later. My house payment is US$806 a month for 30 years. My electric bill is 150 dollars a month. It costs $65.00 a hour at a car dealer to have your car worked on. The average new car price is $15,000. The average food bill is $100 a week for two people. I am painting my master bedroom. The paint costs $25.00 a gallon. It cost me $269.00 last week to fix an oil leak in my truck. A trip to the dentist for a root canal $700. I have to drive an hour one way to work and four hours to Atlanta for Thai food. I know you will say but you make more money than Thai people.Yes, you are correct but it is all revalent. I make more and it cost me more to live. Because by law I am required to have house insurance $555 a year. Car insurance $560 a year. Truck insurance $560 a year. But if I retired in Thailand I would not need all these things and the cost of living is cheaper. Maybe I long for the days of the 1970’s living in my Bungalow in Bangchan and living in Thailand is just a dream.

Retired farang

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A case of mistaken identity

Dear Sir,

I reply with incredulity to the letter from Major C. Petard titled “Terror of the Town”. I feel I maybe leaving myself open to a wind-up as I almost cannot believe the contents are for real.

He refers to ‘hells angels in gangs on street corners’ who wear “nutty little waistcoats”. I, as a member of the Jesters M.C. certainly have a nutty waistcoat but haven’t as yet been awarded with a number or have I decided to adopt one. Although as a club we were not be confused with the hells angels. I do have friends in the angels and as yet have never seen a number on any one of them. Possibly this is a case of mistaken identity? Could these “hells angels” be motor cycle taxi boys? If so I would hardly call the waistcoats nutty but they do appear to have a number I supposed issued to identify that they are licensed.

Motorcycle taxis do a great job for ferrying the people of Pattaya to and from areas of town that Baht buses do not go. As for the Jesters, I feel our reputation speaks for itself; certainly on a regular basis in your time periodical. I would suggest our “fair city” needs open minded, imaginative, energetic people living in it, not whiners with fossilized attitudes.

Best Regards

Richard. R (Jesters M.C.)

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Of short back and sides and pink gin

Sir,

I refer to Major Petards sightings of teenage motor cycle gangs roaming willy-nilly the streets of Pattaya. What was not intimated, however, was the way some of these young men blatantly start small fires, usually at night on street corners and for a dare no doubt, just stand or swagger around their handiwork often calling out names to passers by.

‘Ignore them Audry,’ I’ve often said when we have been out looking for transport to run us back to our ‘resort.’ Yes you know who you are 17,13,16 and 25. You could all do with a short back and sides! (Probably never done a days work between them.) These things must be said. To the good Major, the Pattaya Mail and all her good readers; a well deserved stiff pink gin to us all.

Bottoms up. What

Yours most obliged

Captain Jono-Surrey-Smethurst

Army Pay Corps. (retired)
co/ Uvillbehappy Rest Home
South East Coast of Thailand.

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Keeping posted

Dear Sir,

I would like to thank you for the news you bring us of Pattaya. I visit Pattaya every year and find your online news great. It keeps me up to date on what is happening so I don’t run into any surprises when I vacation in Pattaya.

Please continue the great work. Thanks.

Don Cline

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More info on visas

Dear Sir,

The Grapevine item on non-immigrant retirement visas (July 14) was somewhat misleading as the advice given by the Thai embassy in K.L. was essentially correct. The process for applying for a non-immigrant visa must start inside Thailand. as the applicant will need:-

* a letter from a Thai bank certifying that a sufficient amount is held in a deposit account.

* a certificate of registration of Thai address from immigration.

* a letter from the applicant’s embassy in Bangkok certifying that he/she is of good standing plus confirmation of retirement and pension received.

These documents plus a covering letter, fee, bankbook, passport and copies of everything should preferably be presented to the appropriate desk in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs in Bangkok.

When satisfactory (the process may need more than one visit) a telex can be sent to the Thai embassy of your choice authorising them to issue you with a non-immigrant visa. You then take a trip abroad, complete visa application form, pay the fee, remember the telex reference number you were given and you get the visa, no problem. On re-entry to Thailand you get 90 days, at the end of this time you go to immigration with all the above documents again and apply for an extension for the balance of a year. Subsequent annual extensions can be made without leaving the country. It is important to differentiate between the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, who control the issue of visas, and the Immigration Division of the Inteerior Ministry which extends them. Words of warning, I would not recommend using the services of agents who suggest they can get you a visa in no time at all, even if successful, it will cost you a lot more, and could lead to disaster. Doing it yourself is culturally educational and fun, you’ve got lots of time since you’re retired anyway.

Also, NEVER let anyone, other than an authorised government official who gives you a receipt, or a bona-fide travel agent who is ticketing you abroad, have possession of your passport.

Yours etc,

Mr. Keith

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