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Steve Frazer wins Nakorn Sawan 1/4
Marathon
Steve Frazer, a 52-year-old Scot from London who works
for the London branch of Hong Kong Bank, arrived in Thailand on Saturday
night, September 7th on one of his many forays to Thailand that would
eventually put him in the place he loves, Pattaya.
Pattaya
regular Steve Frazer stands atop the podium after winning his age group in
the Nakorn Sawan 10.5k 1/4 marathon - just over 12 hours after he landed
in Thailand after a long flight from London!
However, this trip was just a little different. After
the long flight from London, which touched down in Bangkok at 6:00 p.m.,
Steve and his good friend Alan Ross from Pattaya Sports Supply headed
directly to Nakorn Sawan. By 6:00 a.m. the next morning, Steve was
pounding the pavement in the Nakorn Sawan 10.5k 1/4 marathon.
About 45 minutes later, just a little over 12 hours
after landing in Thailand, Steve found himself crossing the finish line in
first place for his age group - a remarkable test of stamina! And a
remarkable fete considering over 1,500 people participated in the event.
Steve was unavailable for comment (he has already
returned to London), but Alan Ross said, “Steve has been visiting
Pattaya several times a year for the past 10 years. He should be back at
Christmas.”
Alan also said that, “Running in Thailand is a very
social experience. Thais will often chat with you out on the course, and
I’ve often met up with them after the race for a friendly get
together.”
Alan also said that running in Thailand is gaining
popularity with foreign tourists and expats, largely because of the social
aspect of the events. “Once, I would be the only foreigner running (in
the races). Now, many more foreigners are out there.” Alan should know,
he’s run in countless road races and has a wall full of medals for
completing them.
Alan would like to get more local expats and tourists
interested in participating in these fun events, which take place all over
the Kingdom. Alan has plenty of information on upcoming events, including
the next running event, the Amari & Qantas/British Airways Charity
Midnight Run, 6 or 12 km (up to you which course to run) in Bangkok on
Saturday, October 14. Just ten days later is the Nike 18th Annual UN Day
10 km International Run, also in Bangkok on October 24, followed by the
Bangkok Marathon on November 26. Alan invites anyone interested to visit
his shop on Soi Regent Marina for more information.
Congratulations Steve Frazer, you’ve done yourself and Pattaya proud.
Second Quiksilver Surfing: A Huge Success
by Peter Cummins
Japanese surfers Akai Yutaka and Mazaki Onozalu, down
to Thailand from the cold, forbidding waters around Japan, revelled in the
warm, hospitable ambience of the Andaman Sea, by finishing first and
third, respectively, in the Open Division of the just-completed Second
Phuket Quiksilver Surfing Contest. Second was Australia’s Paul King,
with Tom Fekete of the USA fourth.
Fifth, with a remarkable performance against the “big
people” was Australia’s 12-year-old Simon de Maria, elevated to the
“Team Quiksilver” ranks after his great showing for 10th place in the
First Contest last year.
Thereafter “Team Quiksilver” Thai surfers dominated
the next three places, with inaugural event winner Thailand’s Chalong
Tongnook in sixth, Khun Kai, seventh and Werapong, eighth.
The Open Division allowed competitors to use either
longboards - Malibu style (over 8 ft.) or shortboards (up to 8 ft.).
A highlight of the three-day ‘surf-fest’ was the
Axe Paddle Race - “a test of skill rather than strength” according to
contest director Kym Thompson - won by Australian Paul King from
France’s Teiki Ballan, with Thai competitors Weraqpong Tonghome and
Chalong Tongsook third and fourth. The Axe race was extremely close and,
as it started and finished right among the crowd, was the most exciting
event of the four comprising the contest.
Sydney
or Phuket? Kata Beach turns it on! Photo Peter Cummins
The longboard event saw the bigger-built Antipodeans,
Europeans and Americans ascendant, with Aussies Bill Schroeller and Mick
Robinson dominating in first and second, followed by Rogger Akker of the
Netherlands, Mark Abatagelo (USA), Peter Ranisaw (UK), Paolo Pablo
(Argentina), Simon Gibson (UK) and Bill Houk (USA), third to eighth,
respectively.
Last - and definitely not least - came the “Micro
Grommets”, user-friendly, lightweight boards especially designed and
built for beginners up to 22 years of age. The competition was intense -
especially from doting parents on the beach. The Thai ‘deks’ were
unstoppable and filled the first four places in this junior division, with
Mana Nongluck, Supat Tiengoi, Sawang Phukoumnoi and Niphon Jedee
‘sweeping the seas’.
With surfing also in its ‘infancy’ in Thailand, the
organizers of the Quiksilver Contest, organized by head of Aloha Surf
Sports Company Andre M. Plump and directed by Surf Legend Kym Thompson,
soon realized that encouraging children was the best guarantee of
promoting this super- healthy, affordable by all and easily-accessible
sport in the Kingdom.
One of the dedicated judges, Paul Bunyataravej would
agree entirely. Paul gave up an Olympic assignment in Sydney to help the
surfing cause in Thailand.
Held off Kata Yai Beach from 15 - 17 September, the
contest attracted some 60 entries from Argentina, Australia, France the
Netherlands, the UK, the USA and host country Thailand, and drew huge
crowds to the beachfront and promenade, which became a carnival.
Sponsors included Aloha Surf Sports Co. Ltd.,
AXE/Unilever, Amstel Beer, the Jet Team Co. Ltd., Lipton/Unilever, Oakley,
Reef Brazil, Tower records, videos, books (Thailand) and, of course,
principal sponsor Quiksilver.
At the awards ceremony, Andre acknowledged the strong
support of the Tourism Authority of Thailand and the Kata/Karon Municipal
Offices “without which,” he noted, “there would be no event.”
Golden 3 first round a sell-out
The Jomtien-Pattaya Rotary Club’s Golden 3 Charity
Bowling Tournament was a great success, with almost 100 teams competing. The
novel Golden Shot where competitors had only one ball to attempt to score a
strike against the golden pins turned into a Golden Shoot-out, the scores
were so close.
The Banglamung Home for the Aged will be the main
recipients of the charity money raised by the Rotary Club.
The second round of the Golden 3 Charity Bowling Contest
will be held at OD Bowling Alley on October 28th. Tickets can be obtained
from any Jomtien-Pattaya Rotarian, or from OD Bowl.
Pattaya Bush HHH Run No.1
14th October 2000
For Hashers and Soon-To-Be-Hashers who would like some
hashing/running challenge: there will be a new style monthly run starting
Saturday 14th October 2000 - The Pattaya Bush Hash House Harriers. Hash
House Harriers are internationally known for their fun run or paper chase
with the emphasis on socialising after a run.
The actual run starts at approx. 3:30 p.m. and will
consist of a long and short trail. The duration of the long run will be 11/2
to 2 hrs but the choice of trail will be entirely up to the individual. We
will retain the normal ‘fun’ element of the traditional HHH so it will
not be a race.
After the run you can cool down with a dip in the
swimming pool, take a shower, or simply drink your first beer of the day
while enjoying the delicious food sponsored by Shenanigans The Irish Pub
(formerly Delaney’s). A traditional ‘Inaugural Run’ Pattaya Bush Hash
House Harriers T-shirt will be available.
For more information and to ensure you will receive a
T-shirt on the running day please contact the organizers Johnny (Charlie
Manson) tel. (038) 427024, 01-4558619 Email: [email protected] or Tony
tel. (038) 425891 (Room 77). On On.
House of the Golden Coin sweeps
Lewiinski’s
Pattaya Sports Club Friday Bowling League
Mio
captains the House of the Golden Coin to a sweep of first place
Lewiinski’s.
The House of the Golden Coin, led by Captain Mio, with
Udom and Suphan, won all four points from a weakened Lewiinski’s team,
who were missing two of their best bowlers. The sweep enabled the Golden
Coin to jump into a tie for third place with VFW Post 9876.
TQ 1 Bob is now only one point behind Lewiinski’s
after winning three points.
Best game of the day was once again bowled by Mio (Golden Coin) with a
good 209 game and best series with 546. Ken Crow (Cafe Kronborg), trying
to regain his lost form, rolled a 200 game. Wan (TQ 1 Bob) knocked down a
total of 506 pins and ended with a 632, with handicap.
Team Standings
Lewiinski’s
TQ 1 Bob
House Of The Golden Coin
VFW Post 9876
Cafe Ole
Snowman
Cafe Kronborg
Three Sisters |
Points
28 - 20
27 - 21
26 - 22
26 - 22
24 - 24
22 - 26
21 - 27
18 - 30 |
18 Sep Results
0 - 4
3 - 1
4 - 0
3 - 1
1 - 3
1 - 3
2 - 2
2 - 2 |
RVYC Special Event weekend
On October 10, The Royal Varuna Yacht Club’s Laser
fleet captain Charlie Zbinden turns 60, and 5 days earlier RVYC’s sailing
secretary will be 75 years on this earth. The Club would like to celebrate
these milestones with members this weekend, October 7 and 8.
On both days RVYC will organize special fun races and
would like to see as many members participating as possible. RVYC should
have at least 60 boats on the water (and hope the boat boys can handle it).
On Saturday there will be free wine tasting at the Beach
Bar, followed by a BBQ dinner. For those of you who will participate in the
races, the dinner will be free. Non-sailors will have to buy a ticket
(children half price).
For the catering, RVYC needs to know how many plan to
come, and asks that you PLEASE send Richard van den Heuvel an email
([email protected]) indicating how many persons are going to join.
Richard and Charlie say, “Let us make it to be another
full house party... Help blow some more life into our club! We are looking
forward to see many of you.”
Country House finally falls
Country House suffered its first loss of the season,
losing to the Kennel Dogs in week 11 of the Pattaya Sports Club Darts
League. It was the only “Dogs” 4th win of the season, and they can be
proud of the upset.
The loss enabled Pleasure Dome, with their week 11 win
over The Bunker, to move up into a first place tie with Country House.
Meanwhile, Cafe Kronborg and Ding Dong are not far behind.
Id from Country House retains the league’s highest
out to date, 118. Nui from Ding Dong was added to the list of PSC dart
players who have achieved a perfect 180 this season.
Week 1 1
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Won
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Lost
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B/L
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U10s
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Country House
Pleasure Dome
Cafe Kronborg
Ding Dong
Bunker
Thistle
Kennel
Mick's Place
Londoner
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10
10
8
8
6
4
4
3
1
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0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
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1
1
1
2
5
7
7
8
10
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20
20
16
16
12
8
8
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2
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Wilf Latham wins two
Pattaya Golf Society from The Bunker
On Friday 22nd September, 18 golfers from The Bunker
went to Phoenix Country Club to play a Stableford competition. The field
was split into two groups: high and low handicap.
On a very stormy day with a one-hour delay halfway
around the course, Wilf Latham won by playing good solid golf in division
one. Scoring 42 Stableford points, 6 under par, he easily defeated Mr. Loy
Mitchell and Hannu, who tied for second spot, both with 37 points.
In division two, Bob Hynes won with 34. Ian Phillips
and Tony Callan tied for second place.
Wilf Latham does it again
On Tuesday 26th September, 19 golfers from The Bunker
went to play the difficult Navy Course at Sattahip for a medal
competition, playing the north and east courses, which have recently been
altered so that nobody had prior knowledge of the holes.
Wilf Latham, playing at the top of his form at the
moment, posted his second win inside of four days. His winning score of
net 70 was 2 under par for the course. Joint second in division one were
Bruce Lawrence and Mike Larsen, both with a par 72.
In division two Len Jones once again took first prize
with 74. Runner up was John Preddy with 77. Nearest the pins were Peter
Allcorn, Norman Brooks (2) and George Meigh.
George Meigh wins September Bunker Bonus
Scoring just 4 over par for the month of September,
George Meigh was the worthy winner of this month’s Bunker Bonus, thus
preventing Loy Mitchell of completing the hat trick. Well done George.
“Mr. Sixty Seven” wins the Medal at
Noble Place
Golf from Lewiinski’s/Orchid G.C.
Dave Meadows, known as “Mr. Sixty Seven”, won the
monthly medal at Noble Place on Sunday Sept. 24 with a gross 74, net 67.
The medal was carried over from the week before at Green Valley where it
was rained off.
Twenty-one golfers turned out at Noble Place and the
weather and course didn’t disappoint. The scoring was good, but “Mr.
Sixty Seven” easily won the day with his net 67.
A flight
1st: Dave Meadows, net 67
2nd: Jeff McClaury, net 70
3rd: Julian Clarke, net 71
B flight
1st: George Jackson, net 70
2nd: Jonnie Berry, net 72|
3rd: Catherine Haddon, net 73
Near pins: A2 Jimmy McHugh, A6 Julian Clarke, B2 Dave
Meadows, and B5 Jimmy McHugh.
Khao Kheow - Monday Sept. 25 (stroke)
1st: John Hurst, net 68
2nd: Ray Matti, net 70
3rd: Steve Mascari, net 71
Bangpra - Wednesday Sept. 27 (stroke)
A flight
1st: Phil Groves, net 68
2nd: Mike Morris, net 69
3rd: Stan Fry, net 70
B flight
1st: John Hurst, net 72
2nd: Svein Vistung, net 73
3rd: Richard Pietzkiewiez, net 73
Century Chonburi - Friday Sept. 29 (Stableford)
1st: Steve Ross, 36 pts.
2nd: Clive Bruce, 36 pts.
Don’t forget Stan’s Birthday Bash tournament, a
2-man Stableford competition at Green Valley on Wednesday, October 11th!
Kenny Mau wins Three Sisters
On Monday, September 25, golfers from the Three Sisters
met at Siam Country Club. Competition was fierce but Kenny Mau prevailed
shooting an admirable 40 Stableford points. Kenny hacked and sliced his
ball with determination and vigor as he went from tee box to green. His
putting kept him in the lead as no three putts appeared on his card. Kenny
is now back in town from Johnston Island and again roaring around the golf
courses.
In second place was the well known Don Antonio. At
eighty plus years old, Don Antonio showed the rest of the field that he is
still in the running. Hitting the ball up to 200 yards and straight most
of the time, the Don showed youngsters Paul Kraft, Dougie Powell, Jerry
Lien and Herbie that he is still a winner.
Dougie Powell and Paul Kraft were still hitting long
tee shots but at times they were not too straight. As trees and bunkers
got in their way, their scores deteriorated.
Jerry Lien again attacked his ball with his vicious
swing but the trees and bunkers also got in his way. Although Herbie did a
bit better going from tee to green, his putting was atrocious. Three
putting three greens, it looked like he needed new glasses or some putting
lessons.
Fun Golf from the Three Sisters will meet again next
week to see who will get the bragging rights for the day. Congratulations
goes out to Kenny Mau and Don Antonio for a well played round.
Barlow, Fortt and Jackson get hot on the
course
TAGGS... golf from The Haven
Wednesday, September 27 - Natural Park Resort (Two Man
Scramble)
1st: Mick Barlow & Keith Fortt, 78 gross, 69.8 net
2nd: Neville Steward & John Taylor, 79 gross, 72.4 net
3rd: Stephen Beard & Harry Riley, 80 gross, 72.4 net
TAGGS newcomer Mick Barlow paired up with TAGGS old
comer Keith Fortt to win a Two Man Scramble competition on Wednesday,
September 27, at Natural Park Resort. Their score of 69.8 was the only net
score to break par, as once again Natural Park Resort got the better of
the gentlemen from The Haven.
The course looked like it was going to get the better
of Mick and Keith when they both went O.B. on the second hole and finished
that par four with a triple bogey seven. They recovered nicely to shoot a
three over par 39 on both the front nine and back nine to give Mick his
first TAGGS win and to give Keith his third pairs win since The Haven
opened.
Second place went to New Zealander John Taylor and
Aussie Neville Steward who had a miserable start with a 44 and then
proceeded to shoot nine strokes better on the back. Neville’s long, hot
drives started to find the fairway and John twice put it in the hole from
off the green. It’s a wonder that Neville can play golf with all the
distractions of new girlfriends, ex-girlfriends, and girlfriend wannabees.
And he has only been here for three weeks!
Friday, September 29 - Century Rayong (Stableford)
1st: George Jackson, 39 points
2nd: Sefan Hoge, 36 points
3rd: Mike Dabanovich, 35 points
George “One Ball” Jackson bought a new set of Ping
clubs to haul his rear end out of the golf doldrums. Like any new irons
and woods, at first George couldn’t hit them. That lasted two weeks and
then on Friday, George playing off fifteen, shot 84 down at the Faldo
course in Ban Chang for his first TAGGS win since the ninth of June. Look
for old “One Ball” to get hot just when the weather is starting to
cool.
Stefan Hoge took second place with 36 points, followed
by Mike Dabanovich with 35 points.
7th TQ Masters tees-off at Eastern Star
Lucky ‘Seven’ for someone, as the TQ Masters,
organized by the Tahitian Queen, returns to Eastern Star on Friday October
20 for its annual golf tournament. The coveted Green Jacket, currently
held by Dale Drader, is up for grabs again in what promises to be a very
full and competitive field.
Early sign-ups are recommended and completed entry
forms with entry fee can be given to Woody, Joe Otter or Mick Angel at TQ
Beach Road, or to Mike Franklin, or Kim Fletcher at Shenanigans. Don’t
delay, sign-up straight away. Entry forms with full details are also
available at all the golf venues and Shenanigans.
The format is Singles, Stableford, in four balls,
starting on the first and 10 th
tees from 9:30 a.m. There will be 4 divisions: Div. I = H’cap 0-17; Div.
II = 18-27; Div. III = 28-36; plus a Ladies Division. Maximum handicaps
are 36 for men, 40 for women. Men will be playing off the white tees,
women the red tees. Players should check-in at Eastern Star on Friday
October 20th, from 08.15 -10.00 a.m.
R&A and USGA Rules will apply, as well as Eastern
Star Local Rules. Handicaps will be accepted from PSC Golf, IPGC, Bangkok
Golf Groups affiliated with the USGA or R&A, or any official USGA or
R&A Handicap. All Non-PSC or IPGC golfers will be required to show
proof of current handicap with entry, or at check-in.
The 1250 baht entry fee per player includes: green fee,
caddy fee, FREE beer and Caesars on the course, TQ Masters golf
shirt & cap, roast leg of ox barbeque at TQ from 5.00 p.m., with
extended Happy Hour 5 - 9.30 pm., and great music.
The TQ Masters Champion Green Jacket & Prize will
be awarded for Best Overall Score. Trophies and prizes will be awarded to
winner, 2 nd & 3rd
places of Divisions I, II & III, Best Overall Low Gross, Ladies Best
Score and Runner-up, near pins and long drives in all Divisions and
Ladies.
PGA Professional Richard Livingston will be available
at the Eastern Star Driving Range from 08.30 to 10.30 a.m. on October 20 th
to give advice, where required, free of charge.
Notes: 1. Book Golf Carts direct with Eastern
Star at (38) 630410-6 (Price B.500 - two players per cart please).
2. Payment must be made with entry. Entries close 5.00 p.m., Tuesday 17 th
October. 3. Field limited to 128 players. 4. Starting times will be posted
in TQ, Shenanigans and golf venues on Thurs. 19th October.
John Swanson drinks for free
Cafe Kronborg Golf
Thursday September 28 - Eastern Star (Monthly Mug)
John Swanson carded a net 70 to win the September Cafe
Kronborg Monthly Mug competition at Eastern Star. Until the “Mug” is
contested for again next month, Swanson can have his mug filled once by
every member who played in the competition.
Dickie Barbie and Pete Galle missed out on the free
month of imbibing by just two strokes, finishing 2nd and 3rd with net 74s.
Monday September 25 - Pattaya C.C. (stroke)
On Monday, 13 golfers travelled to Pattaya C.C. for a
round of stroke play.
Bernie Tuppin took timeout from his busy schedule to
take 1st place on count back with a net 72. Fred Lewis was 2nd, also with
a net 72, followed by Dave Richardson and Derek Brooks with net 74s.
Venues for next week: Monday October 9 at Treasure
Hills, Thursday October 12 at Siam Country Club.
Don’t forget Kronborg friendlies leave every day at
0930 except Saturday, which is the Cafe Kronborg’s regular 10:00 a.m.
tee time at Siam Country Club.
Fitness Tips: Warning time
(Part 2)
by David Garred
Club Manager Dusit Resort Sports Club
G’day Pattaya,
This week I have part 2 of portions of a disturbing
report to pass on to you about a sugar substitute.
There is quite a lot of technical terminology in this
report exert, so if you find it dry reading, I can well understand.
Let’s just say that it is seriously bad for you.
If you are using it as an artificial sweetener to cut
down on the calories you ingest then it is time to get back into using
sugar and get out from behind the desk and go for a walk. That will burn
the calories from sugar and greatly reduce your exposure to the health
risks you can read below.
Aspartame is the technical name for the brand names,
NutraSweet, Equal, Spoonful, and Equal-Measure. Aspartame was discovered
by accident in 1965, when James Schlatter, a chemist of G.D. Searle
Company was testing an anti-ulcer drug.
Aspartame is, by far, the most dangerous substance on
the market that is added to foods. Aspartame accounts for over 75 percent
of the adverse reactions to food additives reported to the US Food and
Drug Administration (FDA).
The risks to infants, children, pregnant women, the
elderly, and persons with certain chronic health problems from
excitotoxins are great. Even the Federation of American Societies for
Experimental Biology (FASEB), which usually understates problems and
mimics the FDA party-line, recently stated in a review that, “it is
prudent to avoid the use of dietary supplements of L-glutamic acid by
pregnant women, infants, and children. The existence of evidence of
potential endocrine responses, i.e., elevated cortisol and prolactin, and
differential responses between males and females, would also suggest a
neuroendocrine link and that supplemental L-glutamic acid should be
avoided by women of childbearing age and individuals with affective
disorders.” Aspartic acid from aspartame has the same deleterious
effects on the body as glutamic acid.
The exact mechanism of acute reactions to excess free
glutamate and aspartate is currently being debated. As reported to the
FDA, those reactions include: Headaches/migraines, nausea, abdominal
pains, fatigue (blocks sufficient glucose entry into brain), sleep
problems, vision problems, anxiety attacks, depression, and asthma/chest
tightness.
One common complaint of persons suffering from the
effect of aspartame is memory loss. Ironically, in 1987, G.D. Searle, the
manufacturer of aspartame, undertook a search for a drug to combat memory
loss caused by excititory amino acid damage. Blaylock is one of many
scientists and physicians who are concerned about excititory amino acid
damage caused by ingestion of aspartame and MSG.
One of the many experts who have spoken out against the
damage being caused by aspartate and glutamate include Adrienne Samuels,
Ph.D., an experimental psychologist specializing in research design.
Another is Olney, a professor in the department of psychiatry, School of
Medicine, Washington University, a neuroscientist and researcher, and one
of the world’s foremost authorities on excitotoxins. (He informed Searle
in 1971 that aspartic acid caused holes in the brain of mice.) Also
included is Francis J. Waickman, M.D., a recipient of the Rinkel and
Forman Awards, and Board certified in Pediatrics, Allergy, and Immunology.
Other concerned scientists include: John R. Hain, M.D.,
Board Certified Forensic Pathologist, and H.J. Roberts, M.D., FACP, FCCP,
Diabetic Specialist, and selected by a national medical publication as
“The Best Doctor in the US”.
John Samuels is concerned, also. He compiled a list of
scientific research sufficient to show the dangers of ingesting excess
free glutamic and aspartic acid.
There are many more who can be added to this long list.
It is just not worth the risk, get out and do some
exercise and enjoy the taste of real sugar - you will be much better off
for it.
Readers, this entire article, both last week and this,
has been brought to you from the International Health & Racquet
Club’s industry journal, CBI (Club Business International). The
extracted article was originally produced for the New England Medical
Journal.
Please note: I just present the facts, opinion is up to
the individual. To produce the worst effects mentioned above you will have
to consume considerable quantities of aspartame over a period of years,
but why place yourself at risk when the natural alternative is no danger
to you?
Carpe’ Diem
PH3 Run 864
A small but enthused pack gathered at the Scandi Bar
for Monday’s Hash run. I checked in with Fossil and Dr. Pinky (why the
doctor?). It’s so wonderful for me to be back in the Land of Smiles.
I’ve been running since Run #13 with the Pattaya Hash and have seen it
mature from running just once every other week to weekly with packs in
excess of 100 every week during the tourist season.
This is fantastic and what Charlie Manson is doing in
establishing a new Hash should be encouraged and supported. The Pattaya
Hash has easily matured enough to support two weekly Hashes. Anyway, I
commend you your efforts Charlie and wish you every success.
It was wonderful to see many of my old Hash buddies at
the run after being gone for seven long months. I had to take the bus to
the run site, couldn’t find a ride, but our bus driver is excellent and
with the bus un-crowded for a change so it wasn’t bad at all. You see
I’ve been very spoiled over the years. Anyway, once to the run site ~ a
Chinese graveyard with a fantastic view of the Gulf of Siam coastline as
far as Pattaya Park ~ I was able to renew my friendships with Fossil, Sir
Airhead, F&F, Needle D, General Kidney Wiper, Chicken Fellow, Compost
Heap, Spunk Bubble, Charlie Manson & Sharon Tate ~ as well as the
hares CFace and Fudd F ~ and not to forget all you Beautiful Thai ladies
who bring so very much to the Pattaya Hash week after week. I love you all
dearly and for those Hashers who have not Hashed with many other Hash
groups around the world, I can only say that our Pattaya Hash is
exceptional and our Thai ladies the cream of the female crop. Buddha bless
you one and all.
General Kidney Wiper called for the starting circle to
be formed and did the usual new shoes routine. Sorry I had nothing to
contribute this week. The Hares explained about the run and the pack was
off.
Fossil as usual led the FRB’s at a brisk pace. The
run was just the right length for me, especially after not running for
seven months. The countryside was beautiful and varied with a minimal of
cattle. I was part of the second wave and caught up on the latest news
from Needle D and Kidney Wiper. One check was right in a grass covered
water puddle, which I happily wadded through to continue the run and find
paper. Oh what beautiful paper it was too! CFace and Fudd F did a
fantastic job ~ well done lads!
Once back from the run, plenty of cold liquid
refreshment was enjoyed by all and the ladies had their alternate eating
circle as well ~ a time honored tradition. The sunset was spectacular with
the lights of Jomtien visible ~ dominated by the majestic Pattaya Park
tower. The circle was called and after a few non-participating Hashers
were iced for failure to pay attention, the raffle, conducted by the
lovely Ewok took place. After all these months, I won two of the prices ~
one free Hash run ticket and a wrist wallet for F&F’s beautiful,
charming lady. General Kidney Wiper then had the returners in for a drink
and later Sir Airhead was called in as Religious Advisor.
The Circle continued with other sinners being iced, but
I can’t remember all the names ~ except that the visiting Hashers from
the Manila and Angeles City Hashes were properly iced. I was then called
in to sit on ice and my Hammer song was sung by Chicken F while my current
lady sat on my knee. I can never express to you all how much that song
means to me. But it’s also obvious that many of the current Pattaya Hash
does not even know me. Time for new personalities. Last General Kidney
Wiper gave a down-down to Kill Benny for being a repeated Hash Crash.
The hares were called to sing their song and an
excellent one it was ~ again well done CFace and Fudd F. Happy hour was at
the Classroom with all the lovely schoolgirls. They’ll never be safe as
long as I live ~ Ha! Ha!
With that I bid you all another great Hash run.
On-On: Hammer
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