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Family Money: Trusting Yourself
By Leslie
Wright
Trusts arose in the Middle Ages when knights going off to the Crusades, unsure when or if they would ever return, charged someone they trusted to look
after their landholdings and take care of their families’ interests during their absence.
The basic concept hasn’t changed much down the centuries.
Trusts vary from one regime to another, but what most people think of as a Trust - a totally discreet way of holding their assets which others cannot get
their hands on - is generally called a Discretionary Trust.
How Trusts Work
The basic legal premise of a Trust works on the principle of not having direct ownership or control of the assets in question.
Thus, when you set up a Trust, you are effectively giving away your ownership and control of those assets to the Trust. (In trust parlance, by the way, you
are called the Settlor.)
At the same time, you will have given the Trustees - the people that now own and control those assets - a set of instructions on what to do with them given
certain circumstances. These instructions are set out in a document called a Letter of Wishes.
This Letter of Wishes can be amended at any time during your lifetime, so you can change your mind from time to time as circumstances dictate.
While the Trustees are under no obligation to act upon these instructions, in practice they will always do so provided it would be neither illegal nor be
to the detriment of the beneficiaries of the Trust to do so.
The beneficiaries are the people who will benefit from the Trust - either the people whom you wish to inherit your estate upon your death, or your spouse,
children and even yourself during your lifetimes.
For example, you may put all your income-producing investments into a Trust, and request (which effectively means instruct) the Trustees to pay you an
income from them for the rest of your life, and for the rest of your spouse’s lifetime.
As an example of how a Trust can protect your family’s interests after your death, you can request the Trustees to ensure that upon your demise, your
children are to continue their education in an international-standard school and/or university, and to receive a specified index-linked allowance until their 25th birthday,
when they are to receive control of 25% of their inheritance, and another 50% if & when they each get married.
The Trustees would arrange to pay the school & university fees, and charge your Trust a reasonable but modest fee for so doing, as well as for
following your other instructions.
Similarly, to protect your local spouse (or life-partner) against potentially-greedy relatives, or prevent misuse of your capital, you can include a
stipulation in your Letter of Wishes that she (or he) is to have an income - a specified monthly allowance if you wish - from the assets throughout her/his lifetime, but not
access to the capital, the remainder of which passes to your children - including or excluding those from a former marriage, if you so wish.
These examples demonstrate that you are able, through your Letter of Wishes, to retain a high degree of control of your assets (and indeed your family’s
use of them), even though you have legally relinquished ownership of those assets and have no direct access to any of them.
Avoiding problems
Establishing a trust gets around the potential problem in some regimes of forced heirship (discussed last week); forced repatriation of assets to your home
country; or disinherited relatives or their disapproved-of spouses - or disgruntled ex-wives - creating problems in the courts and tying up your estate for years in expensive
litigation.
A Discretionary Trust eliminates these potential problems.
Effectively, the Trust couldn’t be successfully sued provided it was properly set up in the first place, and in a regime (such as Guernsey or the Isle of
Man) where the laws protect both the total confidentiality of the Trust itself and are resistant to enquiry from third parties (such as the tax man), or litigation from
disgruntled people such as creditors who are trying to attach your assets (which they can’t because you don’t own them any more - the Trust does).
Similarly, if a Trust had been established well in advance of a marriage failing, your spouse could not attach your Trust’s assets in divorce
proceedings. (I wish I’d known that 23 years ago when it happened to me!)
Not only for the super-rich
Trusts of course cost money to set up and administer. The charges will depend on the complexity and variety of the assets being placed into the Trust.
For a simple set of assets (a portfolio of offshore investments, for example), the costs can be surprisingly modest.
In any event, the charges involved are usually considerably less than the potential cost to your heirs of the inheritance tax to which your estate might
otherwise have been subject, plus the legal fees and other costs of winding up that estate.
Whom to trust?
While a Trustee can be a person (your brother-in-law or closest friend, for instance), in most cases it is better to establish the Trust with a
well-established company which specialises in providing this service.
The reason for this is that a company doesn’t die like a person does: it can continue to administer your Trust down through generations to come, if that
were your wish.
As the Trust continues regardless of your continued existence or departure from this life, your estate (that is, the assets now held in Trust) will not
need to go through probate upon your death, and will be distributed exactly according to your specified wishes in the form of gifts from the Trust.
(However, in the case of UK-resident heirs & beneficiaries, a somewhat different form of trust should be used, to comply with recent changes in UK
legislation regarding gifts from offshore trusts, and the tax that would be applied to same.)
Some people worry that relinquishing ownership or control of their assets to some third party may leave them or their heirs exposed to fraud or
malfeasance, and perhaps lose everything.
Certainly that is a very legitimate concern if you were trusting an individual with your assets, no matter how close a friend or relative he might be. (And
what happens to your assets when he dies?)
On the other hand, while a corporate trustee (a company which specialises in trusts) effectively owns and controls the assets held in trust by them, a
legitimate and well-established firm in a regime where strict regulations prevail to govern the financial services industry (such as the Channel Islands or the Isle of Man,
for instance) are not able to make a profit for themselves out of the assets, nor are those assets available to their own creditors.
They must use the assets only for the benefit of the beneficiaries as set out in the trust deed and the Settlor’s Letter of Wishes, and must keep the
identity of the Settlor, his beneficiaries, and his assets totally confidential at all times.
Such firms’ business, growth, reputation and continued existence are entirely based on - you guessed it - trust.
Leslie Wright is Managing Director of Westminster Portfolio Services (Thailand) Ltd., a firm of independent financial advisors providing advice to
expatriate residents of the Eastern Seaboard on personal financial planning and international investments. If you have any comments or queries on this article, or about other
topics concerning investment matters, contact Leslie directly by fax on (038) 232522 or e-mail [email protected] Further
details and back articles can be accessed on his firm’s website on www.westminsterthailand.com
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Successfully Yours: Poramase Ngampiches
By Mirin MacCarthy
Poramase Ngampiches is a handsome young Thai man following in his father’s footsteps. Hard working vice president of the Grand Sole Hotel and member of the
Chonburi Council (Provincial Administration Organization), Poramase is intelligent, happy, friendly, caring and generous. Thailand’s future rests with such dedicated young
people. Poramase’s two younger brothers are still in America studying. Even at his earlier schooling at Assumption boarding college here, Poramase was all work and little play,
excelling in maths, sport and making friends. “I had little time for sanuk,” he said and smiled ruefully.
On graduation he spent six years studying at the California State University, U.S.A.
studying finance, graduating Beta Gamma Sigma, an award for high scholastic achievement, with a Masters in Business Administration, Finance Major and a Bachelor of Arts in
Finance. A popular student, it is no surprise he was elected president of the Thai Students Association in 1993.
Poramase was happy to return home to Thailand, the country he considers the best. “America is a great place to study, as I knew it was only for six years. I
would not consider living there, though. I was a minority and Thai nationals naturally cannot pursue a career in American politics,” he said with a laugh, indicating a
well-mapped future. On his return to Bangkok in ’96 Poramase was credit officer of the Siam Commercial Bank for two years.
Elected as secretary to the standing committee of Tourism in ’97 and academic to the committee in ’98, Poramase returned with his financial expertise to
Pattaya, Grand Sole Hotel in 1999. He swims every morning to keep fit, has an active social life as a member of the Chonburi City Council, also as a member of the Thai Hotels
Association. In his rare spare time he enjoys listening to slow music.
Poramase regrets only that his lifestyle does not leave him much time to share with his friends. His philosophy in life is to keep happy, to do good, be honest
with everyone and to share with those less fortunate. “This is what I learned from my parents, it is what my family does.” What values would he teach a son? “I am single
and raising children in this society now is a complicated issue. Because of the economy there is much pressure for parents to spend time away from their families. The children
often grow up directionless because of this or drift into drugs or crime. It is not an ideal time to raise a family.”
“Success to me means being personally happy, having a happy family and being able to work for the good of the entire society. Success is not a position, I
would not say I have achieved success yet, there is so much to do.” Poramase’s plans for the future are to continue with hotel management and hopefully running as a Member of
Parliament in four years time at the next election. When asked what influence Buddhism has in his life his answer was, “I am not the type of person to go to the Wat every week.
I believe, rather, Buddhism is in your heart when you live a good life.” Then he touchingly presented me with a Buddhist amulet of Luang Por Sothorn from Chanchangsao Province,
saying simply, “That will bring you protection if you live a good life.”
His advice to other Thai school leavers is to do exactly what he has done, “Find out what work suits them best. I think some young people today don’t know
what they want to be. Take an honest job, study hard, work hard and go for it.”
If he was in the position of never having to work, “I would share time talking with my good friends I made in school. The necessary socializing I do in my
career leaves me with very little time for my friends unfortunately.” Poramase Ngampiches is the man to watch, the man of the future, a bright star on his way up. He is,
additionally, single, handsome, personable and eligible, ladies take note.
Snap Shots: Catching the action “cha, cha” (slowly)
by Harry Flashman
Last week Harry wrote about how to catch the action with a slow shutter speed by “panning” the camera on the subject to keep the hero sharp, but blur
the background into linear smears to denote the speed of the action. This week we look at what happens when you slow the action down even further.
For this exercise you will need the tripod I have been telling you to buy for
the past two years! My own tripod (the brand is Manfrotto) is now over fifteen years old and has had an enormous amount of use. It is heavy and it was expensive. It has also
lasted. Do yourself a favour and get a good tripod, not one of those lightweight aluminium jobs with flimsy thin legs. You are also going to need some ND filters, but more
about those later.
Take a look at this week’s photograph. It is a standard waterfall type of shot, but it is noteworthy because the water is not “stopped” in
mid-splash, but appears as milky movement, giving the shot that little “something extra”. This is not difficult to obtain and this week Harry will show you how. By the
way, this effect is particularly good when used with all types of moving masses of water, be it streams, rivers or even the sea.
The trick here is once again a very slow shutter speed. Imagine that if you photograph one droplet of water which is travelling at one metre a second and
you choose one second as the shutter speed, then in the course of the exposure, the water covers one metre. In this way you do not get a bright water droplet, but a
“smear” of water one metre long. Now multiply this effect many times over as you photograph a body of moving water. You end up with white, milky water with wisps of white
spray. All very dramatic and all very artistic. The concept is simple.
Unfortunately, while the concept is simple, the effect is difficult to predict. When attempting one of these types of shots you should take several at
different shutter speeds and they will all appear differently - but one of them will be a cracker!
Now let’s look at the mechanics of it all. The shutter speeds you should try should be in the range of 0.5 seconds through to about 8 seconds. I would
recommend trying 0.5 seconds, 1 sec, 2 secs, 4 secs and 8 seconds. You would do this by setting the camera on Shutter priority and letting the electronic brain work out the
aperture. As the shutter speed gets slower, then the aperture has to get progressively smaller to compensate for the excess amount of light to which the film becomes exposed.
Here’s where we run into trouble. A “normal” setting on the average dull and overcast day would be around f8 at a 1/60th of a second. However we want
to start at half a second and get even slower from there. The equivalent exposures (amount of light falling on the film) to f8 at 1/60th are f11 at 1/30th; or f16 at 1/15th
or f22 at 1/8th or f32 at 1/4 of a second or f45 at 1/2 a second. Take a look at the lens on your camera and 999 out of 1000 only go to f22. So you can’t take the shot
slower than 1/8th of a second.
Well, you can - but this is where you need the ND filters (ND1, ND2 and ND3). These stand for Neutral Density and cut down the light by 1, 2 or 3 stops,
without affecting the colour of the image. By winding an ND3 on the front of the lens you can now get down as slow as one second at f22, or combine ND1, ND2 and ND3 and you
have 8 seconds at f22. Only thing is you can’t focus because you can’t see through the lens. Answer - focus first and then screw on the filters!
See your camera shop and order your filters today!
Modern Medicine: I can see clearly now - thank you, Doctor!
by Dr Iain Corness Consultant
In the past month I have had two “older” acquaintances receive IOL’s. What’s an IOL? That’s doctorspeak for an Intra Ocular Lens, and is the
cornerstone of a revolution in Cataract surgery.
Let’s begin with Cataracts themselves. These are a condition whereby the lens in the eye slowly becomes opaque. A few of these are caused by trauma,
exposure to infra-red light or high dose systemic steroids taken for many years, but the single most usual cause is “old age”. Yes, another of those wonderful things
waiting round the corner for us. As the lens becomes more opaque, the sufferer notices a falling off in vision, both in sharpness and in appreciation of colour; however,
since this takes some time, it is often many years before the patient realises just how bad their vision really is.
Many years ago, we could remove the lens from the eye, but the patient then had to wear spectacles which were so thick they looked as if they were made
from the bottom of Coca-cola bottles. They were also heavy and uncomfortable to wear all day. But at least they could see.
The “new” revolution began 50 odd years ago when we began manufacture of plastic lenses that could be used to replace the human lenses with cataracts.
This was the start of the IOL revolution. Combine that technology with improved anaesthesia techniques, especially local eye anaesthetics, and the use of the operating
microscope and the revolution is in full swing. Twenty years ago around 3000 operations were done in Australia for cataracts. Today that figure is around 60,000 a year. That
is a 2000% increase for those of mathematical bent.
So what happens in replacing a lens which has a cataract? In general, the eye surgeon makes a very small incision in the eyeball and then microscopically
opens the envelope that the opaque lens sits inside. Then the cataract is either liquefied with an ultrasonic probe and sucked out, or removed surgically and the new IOL
inserted into the natural tissue envelope. The surgeon then retreats from the eye and hallelujah, the patient can see again!
The difference between before and after is spectacular. One of my two acquaintances came bouncing into my office after his operation at the Bangkok Pattaya
Hospital and raced up and shook my hand. “Thanks for everything,” he said. He was just so thrilled that he could see properly once more. “I can see colours again, and
even see what you look like!” For him, it is a new lease on life.
So how will you know if you need, or are suitable for, an IOL? That is something you can’t work out for yourself, but will come after careful eye
examination and testing. For example, if you have Glaucoma as well as a cataract, it is not so cut and dried a decision. However, if you are noticing a gradual falling off in
your vision, now is the time to get that eye check, isn’t it?
Dear Hillary,
I always read your column and I know you have been giving your good advice to people in Pattaya for some years. Have you thought about going international?
A fan
Dear Fan,
Hillary IS international, my precious. Hillary goes out on the world wide web and is read by millions! Ooooh, it makes me come over all goose bumpy when I
think about it. Hillary also gets requests for help from overseas, via email to [email protected]. Hillary answers them all, international or local, but those that come
attached to chocolates get read first naturally. Well you don’t want them to melt in this heat, now do you!
Dear Hillary,
I wrote to you last year and you took almost a month before you answered me in the paper. The advice was just dandy, but why did you take so long to answer
me? It wasn’t all that difficult a question.
James
Dear James,
See the letter above yours. You didn’t attach the chocolates, did you?
Dear Hillary,
My wife and I split up about six months ago, as I wanted to continue with my career, while she was happy to just retire and enjoy the delights of the
retired ex-pat life in this city. Since she wanted to keep the house we stayed in, I went and rented a condominium studio apartment. Since then I find that another man has
moved into our house, and she has been introducing him as her new “husband”. In the meantime, I have met a rather nice lady, but she does not want to move into a small
apartment such as mine as she has been used to living in a large house with her partner, who she is divorcing. Should I move back into our original home, or would this be
asking for trouble?
Jilted
Dear Jilted,
I don’t know about being jilted, but I was certainly wilted after reading all that lot. What are you trying to do? Start your own commune? It’s all
been done before, a right proper Bob and Carol, Ted and Alice. Perhaps you could move in with your old wife’s new “husband” while waiting for your new “wife’s”
husband to leave her house and you can all move in and live happily ever after.
Dear Hillary
I have followed your column with great enthusiasm for a considerable period of time now. I often find the replies to letters sent to you both amusing and
to the point. I have one slight problem which I wish to share with you Hilary. I am desperate to know what you look like, as this would round off the good image I have of
you. I have searched every back issue of the Pattaya Mail available in an attempt to find a picture of you. Unfortunately my efforts in this task have proven unsuccessful.
Hilary my dear, if you look at: http://www.grumpypete.homestead.com/HOME.html there exists an opportunity for you to make me happy. I look forward to seeing you there.
Best wishes
Grumpypete
Dear Grumpypete,
You poor dear, you didn’t search far enough back, my petal. There is a full length picture of me (page 3 in bikini’s) in the Pattaya Mail, 5th May
1992. I have one copy on my wall but it’s a bit yellow by now (or maybe that was when I had the jaundice, I can’t remember these days) and it’s stuck on so I can’t
fax it to you either. Just imagine a ravishing blonde brunette with milky white olive skin and perfect teeth (well some of the top ones at least) and keep that image close to
your heart. Hillary needs people like you, Grumpypete. I did take a little peek at your website as you asked, and you look as if you’ve been up to a little bit of monkey
business, Pete my poppet. I’m glad you’re having fun in Pattaya, after all, it’s fun city by the sea, isn’t it. By the way, Pete, Hillary doesn’t “share” your
problems, Hillary gives advice for your problems. So that’s a little lad, then. Now run outside and play.
Dear Hillary,
Can you please tell me why half the TV programs are in Thai? I got the satellite TV so I could have lots of English language TV, but half of the programs I
can’t watch. Do you think I should get a refund?
Square eyes
Dear Square eyes,
Please advise Hillary of your postal address and I will personally mail you a map. Careful study of this map will show you just where you are my precious.
I will even put an “X” on the spot to make it easier for you. At last count, Pattaya was still in Thailand, even though there were rumours we would all float out to sea
if they took down Walking Street. To my untrained mind, this is the most likely reason that half the telly channels are in the native language of this country. You’ve still
got plenty of English channels to choose from. If you want more, then get the Sophon cable TV as well and watch the Pattaya Mail Channel. They do try to speak English on that
one. And no, I do not think you should get a refund, unless you use it for geography lessons.
GRAPEVINE
The nearness of you
A tourist, whose reasons for coming to Pattaya are not wholly clear, has been found in his hotel covered from head to foot with sticky clingfilm.
Luckily, there was a hole near the nose area through which he was able to breathe. The maid raised the alarm after hearing rustling noises on the bed during a vacuuming
session. After his lucky recovery, Sebastian Gonne explained his girl friend had suggested they try a new trick. But after he was too stuck to object, she tried the oldest
trick and disappeared into the night with his passport and valuables.
Deadly mobiles
The local authorities are warning against buying the latest mobile phones available from web sites in America. This is because they are illegal here.
They look exactly like other mobiles with the screen and buttons all in the right places. The difference is that the rogue model is a handgun which can fire a potentially
fatal bullet. “You can’t tell by looking at it, but the gun model actually weighs ten times more,” explained a Siemens representative trying to be helpful.
UBC in condos
Although UBC, Thailand’s dominant satellite TV company, now has a customer base of nearly 350,000 subscribers, more are needed to turn in a sure
profit. One area of growth is restricted by the fact that condo managements often refuse to let individual room owners and renters install their own dishes. UBC is planning
to introduce a revised system whereby such guys and gals will be able to access a small selection of programs - not the whole range - by purchasing an antenna which is much
smaller than the usual dish. Provided your apartment is facing the right way, you will be able to place the antenna unobtrusively on the balcony or wherever. It is not
expected this alternative system will be available until next year at the earliest.
Barclays again
Following a spate of complaints from Pattaya customers of Barclays UK about slow service or even refusal to send transfers without reconfirmation of ID,
now comes the final crunch. All debit entries, that is every time you use a cheque, will be charged at one pound sterling each transaction. Barclays now pays interest on
its so called high interest cheque account at zero for the first two thousand pounds and one tenth of one percent for the next three. Who said your money is worth less in
Thailand banks?
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Tape disappointment
Reader GT complains that he sometimes rents a video tape only to discover that it has been dubbed into Thai, a language he professes to be something of
a mystery to say the least. Well, he could consider joining Video Magic at Lotus Pattaya where the movies are identified by a sticker noting the language is original or
dubbed. Not the biggest selection in town, but good quality and up to date for the most part.
Gay pride
Objections to the Pattaya Gay Pride celebrations were predictable. Keep sex out off the streets and don’t give Pattaya a bad name. And so on. The
complaints are likely to disappear once the amazing amounts being collected for charities start to be understood. The total in the calendar year could well top a million
baht. No amount of homophobia - and that’s what it is - can devalue the importance of the pink baht. There’s mega cash staked in the gay scene in Pattaya. Nothing
wrong with recycling some of it to worthy causes.
Irish punter
We like this one. Seamus asked Paddy how he got his black eye. “You’ll never believe this,” said Paddy, “but I got it in church.” He told
Seamus he had been sitting behind a fat lady in church. When they stood up for a hymn, he noticed that her dress was tucked into the cheeks of her posterior. “All I did
was to bend forward and pull it out,” said Paddy. “But she turned round and hit me.” A week later Paddy had another black eye. “I was sitting behind the same fat
lady in church and when we stood up for a hymn her dress was tucked into her rear cheeks again. My little nephew leaned forward and pulled it out, but I knew she didn’t
like that, so I leaned forward to push it back again.”
Tailpiece
Observed in a bar in soi seven.
I don’t have a drink problem.
I drink,
Get drunk,
Fall down.
No problem!
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Dining Out: Sea Shell - as cheap as chips?
by Miss Terry Diner
Fish and chips and sea-sides (and I suppose sea shells) all seem to go together. The Sea Shell is a little restaurant within 50 metres of the sea and sand at
Jomtien, and the Dining Out Team had been hearing good reports so decided to go unannounced to this restaurant.
The restaurant is almost opposite the Jomtien Plaza Condominium block and is the
end shophouse in a block, so opens up on three sides to let the cooling breezes come in. Overhead fans complete the air circulation. The restaurant is clean, with stainless
steel fish fryers along one wall and tiles on the floor. The metal chairs have padded seats and the tables are covered with brightly coloured plastic cloths. On the table is a
wicker basket containing the essentials for any fish and chip shop - vinegar, salt and pepper, as well as mustard, chicken dipping sauce, Lea and Perrins Steak Sauce, tomato
sauce, tissues and tooth picks. It does have a cheerful atmosphere, and Khun Dar, who runs the eatery, adds to the cheerful effect. With clean toilets too, it is definitely a
cut above the usual shophouse eating place. There is even a paperback book cabinet as well.
On the night we went it was certainly busy and the staff in their white aprons
were being run off their feet, with British accents predominating in the diners. After all, fish and chips are truly a British tradition. While waiting I ordered a Singha Gold
(60 baht), and Madame had a Thai whiskey and orange (50 baht). Beers are kept on the premises, but shorts come from the KR Bar close by at no extra premium.
The area is very busy, with all the cosmopolitan foot traffic as well as the bar trade in the adjoining buildings. There are also six other restaurants in
the soi behind the Sea Shell block, but no other ‘dedicated’ fish and chipperies. Jomtien is certainly humming and expanding these days.
The menu is not huge, but has enough choices for those wanting a fish and chip style dinner. The fish also comes as a choice of normal or spicy. Norwegian
cod fillet (190 baht), snapper (120 baht), Spanish mackerel (140 baht) and grouper (150 baht). These all come with chips (naturally) and that strange green English delicacy
called “mushy peas”. There is a choice of burgers (chicken, beef, pork or cheese) at around 60 baht, hot dogs 40 baht, chicken sticks 65 baht, some sandwiches at 35 baht,
chips on their own for 30 baht and onion rings as well for 30 baht.
We both felt like the snapper and chips and they came with a tureen of gravy and a small dispenser of tartare sauce as well as a slice of lemon. As mentioned
before, there was a goodly dollop of mushy peas on the plate (which I ignored). The fish was deep-fried and the batter was tasty. The fish itself was excellent, with no bones
and correctly cooked. Well done, Khun Dar! The portions were also large enough without being overwhelming.
From the outset you know that this is a non pretentious restaurant. It exists to cater for the fish and chips and hamburger trade, both eat in or take away.
Sea Shell also supplies a delivery service for hungry drinkers in the neighbouring bars who do not wish to leave their special bar stools. It is not the sort of place for a
long lingering meal, but is rather the place to go when you are down at the beach and just feel like some fish and chips. It is open for lunch and goes right the way through to
late evening. When you just look at the price, Sea Shell represents good value, but when you also look at the standard of the fish and chips, it represents excellent value.
I’m glad I went. Try it.
Sea Shell Restaurant, 410/3 Jomtien Road, tel. 303 084, closed Mondays.
Animal Crackers:
Breeding like Rabbits
by Mirin
MacCarthy
If you want to breed animals, an elementary knowledge of hereditary is a must. This does not mean you have to be a scientist matching chromosomes and looking
up genes but a basic knowledge of inheritance and general considerations is important.
Know Your Type
First choose what breed of animal or bird you want to reproduce. Read about the breed characteristics - type, colour, shape, size, coat, temperament,
stamina, ease of rearing, fertility, and genetic abnormalities prone to that breed, etc. Be aware that some breeds have an inherited predisposition to serious conditions such
as blindness, deafness, hip dysplasia, kidney disease, reproductive problems, egg-binding, etc. Subscribe to pet magazines. Visit shows and familiarize with yourself with breed
standards.
Carefully Select Parents
This is no easy task, and requires a basic knowledge of the breed characteristics,
above, in addition to sourcing honest, reliable, scrupulously hygienic and knowledgeable breeders. Persistence and personal recommendations from vets, doctors and professors of
veterinary medicine will help in tracking such a responsible breeder down. Just do not be tempted to buy from a crowded market here or filthy premises or you will certainly
come to grief, as friends and I have learned by bitter experience. Responsible breeders would not dream of allowing you to carry disease and cross infection to their cherished
stock. It is just sensible precautions and absolutely not over the top to be asked to scrub hands, wear a gown over clothing and walk through a bleach solution before
inspecting their premises or especially handling their young.
Highly contagious fungal, bacterial and viral diseases, many of them killers, are spread through contact. Many of them are zoonotic too, i.e., transferable
across the species, to and from humans. (This is not scare tactics, just basic preventative hygiene that is practiced, possibly unnoticed, in most modern medical, veterinary,
also food handling facilities, to avoid cross infection and illness.)
The Weak or the Strong
Choose potential breeders more carefully than you would your own partner. Do not fall blindly in love! Do not choose the runt of the litter or that cute
frail baby. Select young potential breeding stock that is obviously strong, fit, healthy, clean, active, alert, fully weaned, independent, and vaccinated. Never be tempted to
buy a sick, weak or dependent baby for hand raising, and certainly not for future breeding stock. Take a vet or an experienced breeder with you if you are uncertain. Do not
pretend to a knowledge you do not have. Even Vets cannot select healthy, correctly sexed birds just by visual examination alone, for example. This requires either six weeks
quarantine, or blood or DNA screening.
Paper Warfare
After learning a little about heredity and breed types, then check out the parent’s papers. Expect to able to check out the mother at least and view her
and the sire’s pedigree papers to check for champion quality - also for any inbreeding. If these are written in a language not your own take a translator. It is really
important to start off breeding responsibly with a little bit of research and detective work beforehand instead of jumping the gun and being responsible for genetically flawed
young. Breeding young animals and birds is a heartening, most satisfying experience for those who select wisely, are dedicated and better yet choose breeds that do most of the
nurturing work themselves.
Down The Iron Road:
The Hatfield disaster of October 2000 - again
by John D.
Blyth
When I wrote about this serious railway accident in Pattaya Mail, issues of 2nd and 9th February, I had little doubt that I would have to return to
the subject.
A British friend has sent me a cutting from the ‘Daily Telegraph’, one of Britain’s more reputable papers. An article by their Transport Correspondent
carries the banner headline ‘Hatfield crash track broke into 300 pieces’; under this is a remarkable photograph of the rail, all possible pieces of which appear to have
been gathered up by the Health & Safety representatives (no doubt causing the much-criticized delay in picking up the wrecked coaches and re-laying the line). It is too big
to reproduce in full, but I will offer the Mail a part of it, and I hope this will give readers an insight as to the astonishing way the whole rail disintegrated as the
train passed over it at 115 mph.
Railtrack, the organisation ultimately responsible for track maintenance, has taken the course
of sub-contracting virtually all track maintenance to civil engineering contractors, whose staff do the actual work on the track; before, all was done by railway staff, many of
whom had a lifetime’s experience of the work, which might well be new and strange to men working for a contractor. One wonders just how much real knowledge such men might
have. As for inspections, these are carried out by Railtrack, who have two main methods — visual examination of the line, and electronic inspections from apparatus carried on
a moving train. Of these, the former is the more thorough, but is far slower. However, it has been admitted that the electronic method does not identify all types of fault, and
the ‘Gauge corner cracking’ seems to be one of these, due to the angle in which the cracks form.
The article quotes comments from a whole army of qualified men as to the condition of this rail, terms such as ‘very poor’, ‘far below normal
standards’, ‘large numbers of surface cracks’, and ‘extensive flaking’. A replacement rail had been supplied to the site and had lain alongside the line for several
months; it remains to be explained why this had not been put into place, or a speed restriction imposed at a point where a faulty rail was known to be present. It is suggested
that an electronic test had been carried out on a length of rail known to be faulty less than three months before the accident, and still no action was taken to replace the
rail or impose a speed restriction.
Chief Railway Inspector Vic Coleman has expressed concern that inspections had failed to detect rails on the point of breaking, both at Hatfield, and at
Mossend, Glasgow, a month later; this train was also derailed but there were no deaths. The Inspector has recommended that Railtrack intensify and overhaul its methods of track
inspection and repair.
Further investigation is to take place on the Buffet Car, which turned over, and in which the four fatalities occurred. It appears that this vehicle became
uncoupled from the one behind it, the type of coupling used, the ‘Janney’ or MCB type, of American origin, being especially noted for its ability to remain coupled in such
conditions, an important factor in avoiding ‘telescoping’ of the coach bodies, an important feature in lessening the damage done in a smash. The Buffet Car turned on its
side and struck a trackside mast, possibly two.
I have previously mentioned that, as railways worldwide ‘talk to one another’ it is known that the problem of ‘gauge corner cracking’ is not limited
to one country, or to one type of steel, type of railway, or nature of traffic, or is any reliable remedy known. Moreover it seems that it is on the increase, and that isolated
rails will begin to fail at an age far below that which should be expected. There is, then, a real problem.
Charges of ‘corporate responsibility’ are not acceptable in British law, although there is some pressure to amend this limitation; thus there can be no
question of Railtrack as a body being the subject of charges of manslaughter; if any charges are brought, it will be by the Crown Prosecution Service following a separate
police investigation; the Health & Safety at Work Act may be invoked should the CPS decide not to start proceedings.
Railtrack, accepting that the condition of the rail at Hatfield was ‘wholly unsatisfactory’, believes that the emergency re-railing programme (which has
caused such chaos nationwide to train services) and its alterations in maintenance procedures will ensure that there is no recurrence. No comment has been made about the
competence of contractors’ employees and supervisors to get work on schedule carried out before real trouble is imminent.
If experience with the new era of rail accidents, in which the legal profession quickly get involved, is followed in this case, it will run and run. I do not
want to follow it too fully in this modest column, but if and when anything of real importance crops up I will let readers know.
Social Commentary by Khai Khem
The Mia Noi Blues
A few years ago I attended a discussion at the Foreign Correspondent’s Club in Bangkok which centred around ‘women’s issues’ in Thailand. The guest
panel for that evening was made up of well known women in Bangkok’s community, including professionals and the social elite. As the discussion came to a close, the ladies
were kind enough invite questions from the audience, which naturally included many members of the press.
One young female reporter for a Western publication finally put forth the question we were all dying to ask, but none but she had summoned the courage to
step up to the microphone and drop the brick. “How do Thai women deal with their husband’s ‘mia nois” (mistresses)”? Suddenly, I knew the evening was not coming to a
close; it was just beginning. The guest speakers that evening all had a sense of humour and were generous with their answers and explanations. Apparently this was a subject
close to their hearts. Each one had a different take on the subject, and each had an individual view of this cultural tick which is so prevalent in Thailand.
Some of the older women were philosophical. They had weathered many storms and seemed to accept this situation in the same manner they coped with
children’s measles and chicken pox. None whom I spoke with were bitter or complaining. All of them freely admitted that in their world, this was a common situation, and most
of them had confronted it at one time or another.
Of course these were extraordinary people; accomplished, well travelled, educated, and intelligent. One would expect that they would handle themselves well
in any situation. Why would straying husbands be an exception? For the most part, they weren’t.
I found it interesting that in Thailand, most of the wives at this level of income and social standing work outside the home in a profession or run a
business, perhaps several. She raises the children and has a lot of clout in the decision-making area in all aspects of the family’s life. In fact, she pretty much works like
a dog and carries a lot of heavy responsibility. She is saddled with the creaking family home, probably located in a family compound. If she’s lucky, her in-laws live far
enough away that gridlock traffic prevents visits them from dropping in too often. Her ageing Honda is nothing to look at, but it will have to do. Her husband is most likely a
pretty good man in most areas, successful, a member of good standing in the community and a good father. The mia noi is simply a dalliance. She provides a distraction which the
wife no longer has time for. As one lady put it, some men stay little boys forever, not all, but many.
The mia noi, however, gets the penthouse and the new Mercedes, and perhaps is set up in a little business some place off the beaten track. She is usually a
pretty, young filly with long legs and short skirts, many years her paramour’s junior, but of course, that is exactly the role she assumes. She is there to entertain, and is
pretty much a status symbol for those Big Boys who can afford what the wives refer to as ‘toys’. The mistress gets the trips to Europe and the Gold Visa card and the
designer clothes. But the mia noi still usually ends up on the fuzzy end of the lollipop. The wife may have lost a little face, maybe even her figure and looks. But two useful
weapons, RESPECT and POWER are things she rarely relinquishes.
Naturally she has respect, if she has been a good wife and mother. How brutally she uses the power depends on how obnoxious the mia noi becomes. Some wives
occasionally cancel the credit cards. Mortgage payments on the sports car and apartment often go astray as well. Since most of these men are not sneaky about their little side
dishes, the bills may often come to the house, since the secretaries at the office are gossips. Sundays and special holidays are considered family time in Thailand, so the mia
noi must find something else to do on these occasions. Since these ladies are on call and expected to show some gratitude, they spend a lot of time waiting for their lovers to
show up. Wives can be forgiven if they hatch a few plots to keep Daddy home, or at least very busy. All that waiting needs patience. Some young girls just don’t have much.
These wives rarely make much of a fuss about the affairs. Husbands who are inclined toward this sort of thing change their girlfriends out on a regular
basis. In other words, they come and go (no pun intended). But the wife stays on. Occasionally a little Sweetie will succumb to illusions of grandure and figure she will
eventually replace the wife and get it all. That’s when the family shifts into high gear and normally puts the squeeze on the young lovely. Almost never do they go for the
jugular of the wandering husband. For he is a permanent fixture, the breadwinner, the children’s father, and he will retain their loyalty. The mia noi usually runs for the
hills.
The younger ladies on the panel were not quite as long suffering as their elders and seemed to think that this particular characteristic of connubial bliss,
Thai style, would die a natural death amongst the more progressive and educated couples of the newer generations. Ah, the optimism of youth.
The Computer Doctor
by Richard Bunch
From Sandra Goodenough: As an avid reader of your column in both the newspaper and Internet, perhaps you can give me a bit of advice. My computer is
getting on for 14 months old and until now it has been quite brisk in operation but lately it has become rather sluggish, taking anything up to 20 seconds to open a file or
folder. For your information, my PC is a Pentium III 500Mhz, the hard disk is 10Gb and it has 64Mb of memory, the Operating System is Windows 98SE.
Computer Doctor replies: The first thing you should try is to defragment the hard disk; you can either use the standard Windows offering –
Start>Programs>System Tools>Disk Defragmenter or a utility like Executive Software’s ‘Diskeeper’, the latter has several advanced features which allow the job to
be scheduled depending on certain criteria. Whichever you choose, this task should be performed regularly. Files become fragmented with use and when you try to access them, it
takes longer for the system to display them, as it has to be pieced together from several different areas on the hard disk. Defragmentation reassembles the files contiguously.
You should also run Scandisk to check the hard disk for defects. Another possible cause is installation of software, as quite often these applications configure your system so
that each time the PC starts, so too does the application, at least part of it, hogging resources unnecessarily. One program which you can use to determine and rectify this is
Startup Cop which is a free utility available from http://www.zdnet.com/downloads/stories/info/0,,000YKL,.html A virus could also be the culprit, so make sure you have the
latest engine and database for your Anti Virus Software and then run a complete scan. The last thing to check is that you haven’t got any real mode drivers loading, so right
click the My Computer Icon, select Properties then Performance; you should see ‘Your system is configured for optimal performance’ if you don’t see this an explanation
will be presented.
One final note, 64Mb of memory is a little on the low side and with memory now so cheap, it is well worth increasing this to at least 128Mb. Memory is one of
the most cost effective upgrades you can make to improve the overall performance. When physical memory is short the system uses Virtual memory, which is a contiguous area of
hard disk. This is, however, significantly slower than physical memory. A telltale sign of lack of memory is frequent disk activity when not expected.
Sea Worlds : Tropical Seas
by Apichart Panyadee
The coral reef
A coral reef is a paradox. It is an island of varied and vivid colour in the monotonous blue of the tropical waters. A rampart of intricate and infinitely
various shapes, it gives form to the formless open sea. The tropical coral reef is the richest of marine systems amidst warm surface waters that are in fact, the poorest in
nutrients of any environment on earth.
Purple anthias amid chalice
coral
The coral reef has small beginnings. When the tiny, transparent coral larva settles out of the plankton, it attaches itself to a hard surface. It transforms
itself to a polyp, which is basically a central mouth, with which it extracts calcium and carbonate ions from the sea. This eventually builds a skeleton around the polyp. Now
it has become a fortified cup of coral limestone. Each species of reef building, or stony coral, constructs its fortress on a different blueprint. The skeletons take the shape
of stars, asterisks, craters, pores; hundreds of configurations, and each one is distinctive.
The original settler divides itself asexually into 2 polyps, then into 4, then into 16, and eventually into 1,024, and so on and on it goes. It grows into a
colony. This colony is a cluster of genetically individual polyps. At this level of organisation, each of the hundreds of species builds after its own genetic blueprint. The
colony takes on a different configuration, and therefore a colony of coral may appear in hundreds of configurations such as button, bubble, staghorn, organ-pipe, and even brain
shapes. Marine biologists usually study coral colonies en mass, rather than as individual polyps. Coral is classified and named by the shape of the colonies’ skeletons
because the polyp itself is fragile and mortal. Therefore, it is the skeleton which remains to shape the colony.
Soft coral polyps
Under the right conditions - on shallow continental shelves in the tropics or sub-tropics, or on the shores of oceanic islands in the warm seas - the
colonies collect into masses to form reefs. Naturally, the coral have help to build such marvels. The stony coral may be the building blocks of the reef; however, algae are the
cement, and a myriad of small animals and plants that live and die on the coral reef, decompose and fill the cavities. Reefs are generally divided into three categories; the
barrier reef, the atoll, and the fringing reef. Reefs are living organisms, super-organisms. The coral polyp is not much to look at in itself. It is basically a circle of
translucent tentacles, and a mouth which also doubles as an anus. Yet this tiny organism is the greatest builder on earth.
The 1960’s a lumber company fought the state of California through the courts for years to clear cut in that state’s Redwood forests. The company cut
down what was thought to be the oldest living thing on earth; one of two giant Redwood trees. A court injunction finally saved the other tree. The Great Barrier Reef off the
coast of Australia is considered the largest living organism on our planet. A super-organism, indeed.
The classification of barrier reef is the most impressive of the three basic categories. It is a long, gargantuan being of limestone, chlorophyll, and
stinging tentacles. The thousands of species of coral, alga, sponge, arthropod and fish which compose it all help to create a collective bio-engineering structure of immense
complexity. The outer, seaward edge is constructed in what is called a spur-and groove edge. The reason for this particular choice of design is for the survival of the reef.
The spurs point out to sea, toward the endless assault of incoming swells. By deflecting the incoming waves into the grooves, they force the sea to expend its energy against
itself. In other words, the sea is forever trying to wash the reef away. But the reef outsmarts it.
Forgotten Classics : The Rolling Stones - Get Yer Ya - Ya’s Out
by Mott the Dog
e-mail: [email protected]
***** 5 Star Rating
What a marvellous title for an album, “Get Yer Ya - Ya’s Out”. This to me has always been Charlie Watts album, he’s even on the cover with his drum
roadie.
This album captures the dirty essence of the Stones in concert. You can almost hear the sweat streaking along the fret boards, and what an introduction to
kick things off.
“Does everything seem to be ready? Is everybody ready? Ladies & gentlemen the greatest rock & roll band in the world, The Rolling Stones.” With
that the Stones were about to unleash a live performance that would be hailed as one of the greatest live performances ever recorded, the Stones breaking into a scorching
version of “Jumpin Jack Flash”.
This was Mick Taylor’s first tour as The Rolling Stones guitarist; he was always a bit of a square key for a round lock, lets face it, he never actually
looked like a Rolling Stone, but on this album the guitar solo in “Sympathy For The Devil” is simply flawless, and on the two tributes to their inspiration Chuck Berry,
“Carol”& “Little Queenie”, the boy wipes the floor.
It is very different from a studio album, subtlety & precision are gone, in their place you get roughness & ferocity. The song “Midnight
Rambler” is a good example, the studio version on the L.P. “Let It Bleed” is a stark, barren piece dominated by that sly old fox Jagger with his crafty vocal posing. In
contrast the live version captured on Ya - Ya’s is a heavy guitar-driven rocker that sends the audience berserk.
As Mick Jagger tells the crowd before “Honky Tonk Women” “Charlies Good Tonight, Isn’t He” - well they were all good that night.
Recorded in 1969 at Madison Square Gardens, Ya - Ya’s is a brilliant
document of a brilliant band on a brilliant night. Play it loud whilst drunk.
Tracks
Jumpin Jack Flash
Carol
Stray Cat Blues
Love In Vain
Midnight Rambler
Sympathy With The Devil
Live With Me
Little Queenie
Honky Tonk Women
Street Fighting Men
Women’s World : The Price of Beauty
by Lesley Warner
I thought, I cannot write about the most beautiful and interesting women in history without including Diana. I saw her once when she visited the Citizens
Advice Bureau where I worked; she looked beautiful and sad at that time.
Princess Diana
There are few people these days who have managed to capture the imagination of the public like Princess Diana, who was alternately revered and vilified,
portrayed both as an angel of good works and a disturbed publicity-seeking anorexic.
Whilst having come from a privileged background there was a naturalness and charm about Princess Diana that ordinary people from ordinary backgrounds found
touching and compelling. At the same time she had a real flair for fashion and style and she set trends everywhere. She worked hard to stay looking beautiful with regular
visits to the gym, vitamins and careful makeup. Unfortunately, with the pressure of being a public figure and the problems in her marriage Diana developed an eating disorder,
bulimia, and apparently tried to commit suicide.
There is something overwhelmingly compelling about great beauty. It attracts us and yet disturbs us. Certainly envy seeks to spoil it by finding fault and
criticising every blemish. Diana benefited from her beauty but ‘Beauty’ eventually exacted a great cost in return for her original blessing.
Diana bravely struggled to cope with the huge interest in her, which put her every move under the microscope of scrutiny. Understandably, she found it
overwhelming and unbearable at times. And who, among us, would not? Why do we put people on pedestals in order to knock them off?
Why did the public and media develop such an obsessive and intrusive interest in her life? By many she was felt to be a combination of great beauty and great
warmth. She was idealised by some, and criticised by others; for every story about good works, there are stories about her tendency to become hysterical, scheming and
demanding.
She left school in 1978 and was variously occupied through being a nanny and a waitress before finally landing a job teaching young children at a
kindergarten in London.
It was while working at the kindergarten that Prince Charles, heir to the throne of England, noticed her. He was looking for a bride, and for someone who
could provide a future heir to the throne. Unfortunately, the real but secret love of Charles’ life, Camilla Parker Bowles, was already married and thus unavailable. This
fact was to bear a strong influence on the marriage from the start.
Diana was young, beautiful, shy and charming, all at once. Prince Charles was the most eligible and best-known bachelor in the world. As soon as his interest
in Diana became public knowledge a media interest in her began which was to soon to become like an avalanche sweeping all consideration for privacy for the courting couple
before it.
Diana’s disillusionment with royalty and the failure of her marriage led her to try to give her life new meaning through the championing of many charities
for which she worked tirelessly.
Once again, her natural warmth and the easy way in which she could empathise with the suffering of humanity touched millions. She once said that it was as
the Queen of people’s hearts that she would like to be known. In 1992 she and Charles became formally separated and their divorce was decreed in 1996. She was to keep her
title Princess of Wales and to share joint custody of their sons with Prince Charles.
Diana fought hard against all opposition to become what she wanted to be: an Ambassador for Britain, and I for one think she succeeded (official or not). She
was good for the country; a refreshing change from the football hooligans!
Why do so many of these ‘dazzling’ personalities die so young? Her life came to a tragic end when a year later, in August 1997, she was killed in a fatal
car crash whilst being chased by paparazzi.
Nightmarch
In the Hot Spots: The Spicy Girls Too ogling den (Pattayaland Soi 1, a hefty knee-length boots’ throw up the road from the
original Spicy Girls) has just had a facelift with the front of the playhouse now lit up like a floating restaurant.
The den has just added draught beer to its range of intoxicants, serving the amber liquid up at a cheap 45 baht in Happy Hour (from 7:30pm to 9:00pm) and 55
baht at other times.
There are also plans to turn it into an afternoon beer boozer, opening around 1:30pm and playing videos of popular British programs like ‘Only Fools And
Horses’ and ‘Porridge’.
For the Hungry: If you want to find the best chicken and cashew nuts dish in Fun Town, then make your way down to Soi 6/1, that’s the one before Soi 6
(colloquially known as Soi Yodsak), and about 50 metres before Beach Road you will encounter Street Kitchen. The chicken is glazed rather than simply fried and, to my taste
buds, is delicious and at 60 baht a serve is good value for money.
Is there a ‘Ginger’ in the house? Tonight (Friday, March 9) sees the opening of yet another ogling den, this one is called Gilligin’s Thailand and
it’s located in Pattayaland Soi 1, along the same side of the street as the well-run Spicy Girls and Spicy Girls Too ogling spots.
Everything’s bigger in Texas, but these boys are from Arizona and they probably have the largest erection, sign that is, ever seen in Fun Town. In fact, if
the damn thing ever comes crashing to earth it’ll probably register about seven on the Richter Scale.
For the opening party the first beer is free and from day one all spirits are double shots. I’m wondering if any of the serving wenches bears even the
smallest resemblance to Ginger or Mary Anne (from the old Gilligan’s Island television series for those of you who might have grown up in a cultural wasteland)?
In the Hot Spots: The Dollhouse ogling den (Walking Street, underneath the Marine Disco) was a day late in opening but has since more than made up for it
by offering 10 baht drinks between 7:30pm and 8:30pm. Imbibers can order whatever takes their fancy in that time and pay just 10 baht.
The new joint is well lit on the outside, which is half the battle to getting punters through the front door. The old axiom that ‘you can’t judge a book
by its cover’ is certainly true, for books, but when it comes to ogling dens, a front entrance that’s brighter than a Christmas tree should attract boozers like moths to a
flame.
The layout of the den is exactly the same as its counterpart in Clinton Plaza in Bangkok, so for the weekend warriors down from the Big Chili it must feel
like home.
For some of the hardened balloon chasers around town, it must be horrible having to make the decision to get inebriated before they go out and get the free
nosh and specials on offer in places that are generally quite some distance from the Dollhouse. Still, we all know most balloon chasers have skins thicker than a rhinoceros
with rigor mortis. Never mind, the ‘Crazy Hour’ 10 baht drinks prices will only continue for a few weeks more.
Look ma, no skis: For those of you who like water sports and want to get away from the usual jet skis and banana boats of Jomtien, I suggest you try the
Lakeland Water Skiing Park, along Sukhumvit Highway. At 300 baht per person for two hours or 500 baht per person all day it represents terrific value for money and is great fun
whether you are an experienced water skier or not.
I definitely belong in the latter category, Lakeland being my first experience in the water skiing caper. Considering I spent most of my time in the water,
rather than on top of it, I still thoroughly enjoyed myself. A good place to go with a few friends, although I’m given to understand that it gets quite busy on the weekends.
Courtesy of the Bush Telegraph: Seems like the Ban Chang night scene might be starting to crank up a notch or two if this information I received from
Peter, a reader from those parts, is anything to go by.
Peter writes that the Kiwi Bar (located behind the Suzuki Bike shop, off Sukhumvit Highway) is well known in the local area for its Bar-B-Ques, good cold
bottled and draft beer and, according to him, lovely hostesses. For those who might indulge a little too heavily in the giggle sauce and don’t want to drive, there are some
rooms available for an overnight stay.
My e-mail address is: [email protected]
Guide to buying a large dog: Doberman
by C. Schloemer
Good points: brave, loyal, ideal guard, extremely intelligent
Take heed: stands aloof from those outside the family circle, likely to win any battle, if kenneled outside in cold climate, needs heated, draft-proof
kennels.
The Doberman is a strong, alert guard that will enjoy the comforts of its
master’s home and protect him and his family with his life. It is unlikely, however, that he will have to actually give his life. The Doberman generally gets the better of
any opponent and is one of the best guard dogs in the world. Because the Doberman is lean and his coat is short, this animal will not do well in frigid outdoor kennels.
Highly intelligent, this dog is a joy to train. It can be an aloof animal which takes its responsibilities seriously. It is skilled in tracking and makes a
fine police dog. There is some difference of opinion on whether this dog makes a good family pet with children. There are owners who swear that their Dobermans are terrific
with their kids and would not have another breed. Others are suspicious and feel the breed may be too fierce for a domestic situation. This is not an easy debate to finish.
Breeding and temperament comes into play with this breed so choose your breeder wisely and let him help you choose from a family line which has proved gentle and affectionate.
If a family pet is not what your are looking for, but a guard or working dog, this breed will not disappoint.
Size: Ideal height at the withers: dog 68.5 cm, bitch 65 cm. Considerable deviation from this ideal should be discouraged.
Grooming: The Doberman, with its short coat needs little grooming other than a
daily rub-down with a Turkish towelling to remove loose hairs. He is sleek and shiny and good nutrition and exercise will keep him that way.
Origin and history: Louis Dobermann of Apolda, in Thuringia, Germany, was a tax collector during the 1880s. Having a penchant for fierce dogs, he decided
to breed the ideal animal to accompany him on his rounds. (Nobody liked tax collectors, even in those days.) It was a relatively easy task for him since he was the keeper of
the local dog pound as well and had accesses to a large number of strays. He had in mind a medium-to-large sized dog, which must be short-haired, thus easily maintained. The
dog he had in mind needed stamina and intelligence. And he had to be loyal.
The existing German Pinscher was considered to be both agressive and alert. Therefore, it was around this breed that Mr. Dobermann founded his breeding
stock. Then he introduced the Rottweiler into his breeding program. The Rottweiler is a dog with great stamina and tracking ability, he is fierce and tenacious. It is also
believed that the Manchester Terrier, which at this time was a much larger dog, was also brought in to the mix to achieve the desired coat and colouring Mr. Dobermann was
determined to have. This is where the Doberman gets his short, gleaming coat, and the fine black and tan markings.
Coins of the Realm: Coins from brothels
by Jan Olav Aamlid - President - House of the Golden Coin
http://www.thaicoins.com
Roman Erotic Spintriaes - Tessera
On one of my trips to the USA I came across some tokens. They were copies of tokens used for special proposes more than 100 years ago in the USA. They were
made of copper, and had different inscriptions, like on one it said: 10-cent looki, 25-cent feeli, and 50-cent dooi. The token was signed with Rose’s Saloon.
The tokens fascinated me, and I bought about 20 to 30 different ones, but found out
that since these were copies, no one was accepting them. One of my colleges told me the original ones were very rare and expensive. Lately I have been thinking that the
original tokens had been confiscated by the authorities, and might be in the White House.
But in the first place it was not the idea of Rose or some of the other saloon owners to issue tokens for this purpose. Close to two thousand years ago,
during the reign of the Emperor Tiberius (14-37 AD), some special looking tokens were struck.
Unlike coins struck during the reign of Emperor Tiberius these tokens did not bear the Emperor’s head, only an erotic motif. The reason for striking these
tokens was so they could be used in the many brothels of Rome. The reason for not using the Emperors head on the token might be that Emperor Tiberius was not to “see” what
was happening inside the brothels.
The adverse of the tokens show erotic scenes and on the reverse a number.
Discussions have been going on for years as to what the purpose of the numbers was. Living in Thailand I have happened to see in some bars girls do carry a number, but on the
tokens from Rome, I have only seen number one and up till fourteen. It is not likely that there were only 14 girls in the brothels so the number might have another purpose.
Another theory might be that the brothels did not have names but numbers for discretion purposes. I believe it was more convenient to say to your friend,
while the better half was listening, see you at number eight this afternoon than see you at Rose’s.
All these tokens are very rare. In all, only about 500 pieces are known, of several different types and numbers. No one is known in more than 10 specimens.
They cover a wide range of motifs. Some show the well-known “Monica Lewiinski scene”, some show homosexual scenes and on one of the tokens a man is shown using a whip on a
woman.
As these tokens are normally very worn, it is believed the tokens were used for a very long time, even longer than the reign of Emperor Tiberius. Reading the
history of Rome, another reason for the tokens being so worn might be that they were used frequently.
Most of the tokens were struck in bronze, but some were even struck in lead. Today these tokens are very popular among collectors. Their prices range from
about 50,000 baht to 500,000 baht depending on the grade. It is just too bad the recipients of the tokens at the time of Emperor Tiberius are not around to cash in.
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