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Family Money: The Case for Saving (Part 2)
 
Snap Shots: Professional portraits
  
Modern Medicine: Thrush - an evil little brid!

Heart to Heart with Hillary
 
Grapevine

Animal Crackers: Punxsutawney Phil and the Groundhogs
 
Social Commentary by Khai Khem
 
Women’s World
 
Shaman’s Rattle
 
The Message In The Moon
  
The Computer Doctor
 
A Slice of Thai History
 
Antiques, are they genuine?
 
Guide to buying a large dog

Family Money: The Case for Saving (Part 2)

By Leslie Wright

Last week we started looking at the various reasons for having established some sort of savings programme. Whether this is to fund your retirement, build a college fund for the children, buy a home, or yacht, or pay for your daughter’s wedding, there are a wide variety of excellent plans available with just the features you’re looking for.

However, while you might know what features you’re looking for, it’s unlikely you’ll know which plans from which institutions provide them, and give you the best deal.

Even the financial trade press (which few amateur investors will have access to anyway) are not able to compare & contrast several plans from several providers at once: they advertise the ones they’re paid to advertise.

Only an independent financial adviser (‘IFA’) who deals with several institutions will be able to identify the best plan for your particular needs & circumstances.

The need for discipline

However, some people say to me: “I don’t like long-term savings plans.”

Usually, what they really mean is: “I don’t like to make a long-term commitment.”

All too often, these people have reached their early forties with comparatively little capital having been built up for anything significant. And they now have a far shorter window of opportunity to build that capital. If they intend to retire at, say, 55, they have less than 15 years to build sufficient capital to last them perhaps at least another 20 years.

It doesn’t take a brilliant mind to work out that saving $300 a month for 15 years would have to perform miraculously if it was expected to produce $1,000 a month pension for 20 years!

Nonetheless, I come across people all the time who have set up a savings plan for their retirement who expect just this sort of miracle to occur. It’s just not within the realms of common sense. But as some sage wit once said, “Common sense isn’t too common.”

As an experienced professional advisor, I can quickly identify that one criterion these unrealistically hopeful people need to consider in their future savings plans, if they’re ever going to build up a meaningful amount of capital - whether for buying a house, educating the children, or funding their retirement (which usually is last on their list of priorities, although it really should be the first) - is discipline.

To me, saying, “I don’t like long-term savings plans,” is the same as saying: “I don’t plan to live very long.”

I’m not suggesting that everyone should make a commitment to pay $X every month for the rest of their working life - just that long-term savings plans have their place in any sensibly thought-out financial planning program. And it can be an important one.

For example, at the risk of repeating myself, making provision for a comfortable retirement should be high on the list of priorities in your personal financial planning. (As I said earlier, it rarely is - but that’s another story.)

For most people, a long-term savings plan with some element of flexibility to allow for changing circumstances is probably the most appropriate vehicle to build up a retirement fund.

Similarly, for people who have taken out a mortgage on a house “back home”, the best way to fund the purchase is with an interest-only mortgage accompanied by an appropriate fixed-term endowment designed to build the required capital to pay off the mortgage at maturity.

An inherently rather disciplined yet highly cost-effective endowment savings-plan would be the best way to achieve this objective. You have to pay the endowment each and every month, otherwise you might lose the house.

Built-in flexibility

Nowadays, there are many different savings plans on the market, and most have a high degree of flexibility built into them.

They allow you to reduce or suspend contributions during a period of changed circumstances such as short-term redundancy, relocation, prolonged ill health, and so on.

Most such plans also allow for regular or ad hoc increases to contributions, to help combat inflation and keep pace with your upward mobility.

High charges?

As touched upon earlier, some people criticise the charges associated with long-term savings plans. They complain that the initial charges that many such plans carry - called “front-end loading” - are too high, and erode the growth in the early years. And if they wanted to cash up the plan after only two or three years, they might not even get back as much as they’d put into it.

Well, that’s possibly true. But long-term savings plans are not designed to be short-term ones: they are specifically designed for the serious long-term saver. Nobody should commit to a long-term savings plan if they intend to contribute into it for only two or three years. They’d almost certainly be better off with one of the several totally flexible open-ended plans that are available nowadays.

But for serious long-term capital accumulation, one or another of the long-term savings plans from one or another of the major international institutions is, in my opinion, still the best way to go.

As mentioned before, most long-term plans are highly cost-effective if carried through to maturity. Some now offer increased allocations which reduce the costs very considerably - provided you keep the plan going.

But there’s always a trade-off between flexibility and cost-effectiveness. Typically, the more flexibility you require, the less cost-effective will be the program.

Short-term plans

On the other hand, for people who are earning high incomes on short-term employment contracts - who are generally earning far more than they’re spending, but perhaps don’t know what the future will hold for them just a few short years down the road, but in the meantime want their excess income to be working hard for them - a flexible open-ended savings plan is probably the best solution.

Nowadays there are various highly flexible and cost-effective short-term or open-ended plans on the market. Most can be stopped at any time without suffering any penalty for doing so, and suitable ones are available for every budget - for those who want to save comparatively modest amounts, or to accommodate quite substantial contributions or ad hoc lump sums.

The charging structure and bonuses offered with these plans reflects the level of input and/or the period of contribution.

Better than the bank?

Both short and long-term savings plans access a range of funds which can be chosen to meet individual risk-profiles and preferences.

Adjusting the portfolio (“switching” funds) in line with changing market conditions can usually be done at any time, and at either little or no cost (depending on the plan’s terms & conditions).

Such funds access the world’s stock markets, bond markets - even the commodities & futures markets.

While tending to be more volatile than cash in the bank, over time stocks have consistently outperformed bonds, which have outperformed cash.

Cash in the bank rarely even keeps pace with inflation. In real terms, your cash deposits are earning negative interest.

Also, cash is subject to fluctuating exchange rates, which can seriously erode your capital if it’s not in the currency you’ll be spending. (And even then, if the local currency is devalued against hard currencies used to pay for imported goods & materials.)

Short, long or both?

Whether a short-term or long-term savings plan is the most appropriate vehicle for any individual is subject to many variables, and needs to be discussed with your financial advisor (if you have one), who would take into consideration your own particular needs and circumstances before making any recommendations.

In some cases, both a short-term and a long-term savings plan running together are the most suitable. For example, a long-term one for your retirement fund, a medium-term one for the children’s education fund or paying off the mortgage, and an open-ended one for other purposes, or just to accommodate anything left over.

Both the short-term and the long-term savings plan have their proper place in a sound financial planning program. And personal financial planning is something that everyone should take seriously. As someone once wisely said: “Those who fail to plan, plan to fail.”

Leslie Wright is managing director of Westminster Portfolio Services (Thailand) Ltd., a firm of independent financial advisors providing advice to expatriate residents of the Eastern Seaboard on personal financial planning and international investments. If you have any comments or queries on this article, or about other topics concerning investment matters, contact Leslie directly by fax on (038) 232522 or e-mail [email protected] Further details and back articles can be accessed on his firm’s website on www.westminsterthailand.com 

Editor’s note: Leslie sometimes receives e-mails to which he is unable to respond due to the sender’s automatic return address being incorrect. If you have sent him an e-mail to which you have not received a reply, this may be why. To ensure his prompt response to your enquiry, please include your complete return e-mail address, or a contact phone/fax number.

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Snap Shots: Professional portraits

by Harry Flashman

The photo of the young woman was taken a few years ago as a lighting exercise. You must admit the end result is a good photo. A pretty model, soft lighting on the face, and a hair light to make the final professional effect. Of course, you will say that this type of photo is easy to do when you have all the equipment at your disposal such as any professional studio would have, with multiple flash heads and the like. However, this shot was done with only one light, and it was an ordinary internal reflector incandescent bulb, the sort of thing you have in your gardens as spotlights to shine into trees.

Howard’s photos

The secret here is a sheet of whiteboard, or even white cardboard and a mirror, such as the type you have in the bathroom. You will also have to do this shot with Black and White film, as the tungsten (incandescent) spotlight gives a very yellow cast to normal colour film. This can be taken out with blue filters, but go and get some of the new B&W films that can be developed in ordinary C41 chemicals, instead of worrying about filters. These B&W films are available, and are clearly marked on the box as being processed in C41. This means you can get it done at any of the normal photo-processors around town.

For lighting, place the light very much to the side of the model, with the white board on the other side, fairly close to the face. Get an assistant to hold the mirror behind and above the model’s head angling it such as to reflect light back onto the hair.

Single light portrait

Move the spotlight towards and away from the model and see the effect of moving the light. Keep the whiteboard reflector very close to the model’s face, but just out of the viewfinder, and tell the assistant to move the mirror till the angle is correct.

Take several shots, with the light in different positions - at least one will give you a great result.

Professional pictures

Many times I have been asked did I know of anyone who could take some professional photographs. Until recently I had to reply in the negative (not an intentional pun!), but since then I have come across Howard Greene, a professional photographer living in Jomtien. I like Howard’s work and have even suggested to him that we do a Harry & Howard exhibition later this year. He has also been recommended by Mike Franklin who was very pleased with Howard’s Golf Tournament pictures. He is a nice chap too, and you can contact him through 038 251 519.

Film Canisters

I was sitting at my work station, surrounded by film canisters, when my photographic friend Ernie Kuehnelt popped in. “What do you do with your old canisters?” he asked. “I usually knock them onto the floor,” I replied, now engulfed in bouncing plastic cans as they fell off the desk.

Well Ernie has made up a list of uses for the humble film canister - so here you go, courtesy of Ernie.

When travelling, you can put shampoo and detergent in them. They make excellent containers for tablets and medicines, especially powdery ones like Metamucil or Fibogel. In the car, you can keep those annoying small coins together, and an excellent idea for those in countries where you need money for parking meters. (Let’s hope mayor Pairat Suttithamrongsawat doesn’t read this column, we certainly don’t need them here, thank you!) In the house, the canisters are good for storing tacks, nails, and small screws. Also in the house, the opaque canister is an excellent hiding place for small valuables like diamonds and rings. In the camera bag, the ubiquitous canister is good for storing AAA batteries and the spare small button batteries that always fail when you least expect it. Another canister can be used to store spare keys to the car, so if you drop them down the drain on the next photo trip, you can at least drive home again!

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Modern Medicine: Thrush - an evil little bird!

by Dr Iain Corness Consultant

Hands up all women who have had at least one episode of “Thrush” in their lifetime. Half of you have just raised your hands. Does this mean I am psychic? The next David Copperfield? No. Thrush, or vaginal Candidiasis as we should correctly call it, is the most common gynaecological disorder in the world, with more than 50% of women being affected.

So why do 50% of women get this problem? The accusatory finger has been pointed at glucose metabolism, antibiotic use (or abuse), diet, nylon knickers, sexual activity, menstrual cycles, hygiene and bicycles.

While it would appear that the causes are about as many as the theories, we should look at the basics first. What is the organism? It is just one of the “Yeast” organisms, of which there are a few, but the culprit is one called Candida albicans. Pathology slips that say “Candida species were observed” could be identifying Candida glabrata, Candida parapsilosis or Saccharomyces cerevisiae, all of whom do not cause symptoms or require treatment, despite their grandiose names. (I wonder who gives these things such names, and what they called their children? The mind boggles!)

Medical science has managed to show that women who are diabetic or who are immunocompromised are prone to this infection, but amazingly, the vast majority of sufferers are in other ways perfectly normal. However, with a little bit of investigation it appears that all these women have high oestrogen levels in the vagina.

If you are doubtful of this, read on - newborn children get a rush of oestrogens from their mother at birth, and until those oestrogen levels fall after a few weeks, vaginal Candidiasis can occur. Young pre-pubertal girls have low oestrogen levels and do not get Candidiasis; however, after puberty, when the levels rise, it does become a problem. During pregnancy is when a woman experiences her highest oestrogen levels, and a common complication of pregnancy - Candidiasis. During breast feeding, oestrogen levels are low, and, you guessed it - no Candidiasis. Women who have passed the menopause, when oestrogen production falls, do not get Candidiasis, but when put on Hormone Replacement Therapy (usually referred to as HRT) will get it if the oestrogen in the HRT is too strong. Believe now?

So what to do about this troublesome condition? Well there are various agents, called “azoles” which do curtail its spread and chase it away, the simplest being vaginal tablets inserted one daily for around a week. There are shorter courses available, but it has been my experience that recurrences are more frequent with the shorter treatment cycles.

For the recurrent cases of Candidiasis, and for some women this can be a real problem, then oral “azoles” taken for up to six months, in conjunction with local treatment, may be necessary. However, these agents when used for a continuous period of time can have a few side effects, and Liver Function Tests should be done. And don’t forget, if you are on HRT and are getting Thrush, then see your doctor, you may need HRT with a lower oestrogen dose.

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Dear Hillary,

As a modern farang girl there are times that I find I appear to offend the Thai sensibility when I do things without realising that the Thais might be offended by this. I try not to point my feet at people and things like that; you know what I mean. But there is one problem, well two actually, all regarding motorcycle taxi boys. When I get on behind I don’t know how to get them to slow down (I’m sure some of them are on the ‘beans’) and I also don’t know if I should ride sideways like the Thai girls or not. I asked some friends and they said I should say something like “Bow-wow” but I think they could be having a lend of me, or else they are trying to say I’m a bit of a bitch. Hillary, you have to help me here. You would understand these things.

The Bikers Moll

Dear Moll,

Some of you girls certainly try and get yourself in trouble don’t you. If I were you I would certainly be much more worried about the state of the rider’s health than whether to hop on side-saddle, but since you asked, here are Hillary’s rules for motorbike taxi riding. Do not pick a rider who is asleep when you approach him. This guy has his body on 2nd Road and his brain in an all-night karaoke. When you find a good steady rider, try and wait to get him again. This takes a little patience because the taxi bikes have a rotational system, so like all good things, you have to wait your turn. There are several ways to get them to slow down. What you should say is “Chah-Chah” which just means “slowly” but if he doesn’t slow down then shout it in his ear. If there still is a problem, try beating on his back with your fists while shouting Chah-Chah! As regards how you sit on a bike. If you are small and petite like a Thai girl and wearing a short skirt, then by all means try it sideways, but if you are tall and ungainly then the leg-over style is best. Up to you, darling.

Hi Hillary,

This is Baz who had the wart problem on my John Thomas, I would like to thank you for your advice as I did snap out of it and seek a professional’s opinion. Instead of the usual cocktail stick and acid experience which I have endured many a time now the Quack just froze the things off (nearly got my old chap as well). I would like to bring to your attention that there maybe a spy in the camp as all my mates know it was me who wrote in to you and keep saying “here he comes warts and all” every time I enter my local watering hole. Just a maybe anyway. Also after my freezing experience I have researched penile warts in the local internet cafe’s and have since found that there is a tropical cream called Aldara that has been tested and found to be proven at clearing warts and the virus (so it seems). After many visits to the pharmacies I have been unsuccessful at finding this cream (just in case they come back) and wonder if you could consult Dr Iain your colleague of many years on this matter too if it is available in Thailand at all. Once again Hillary thank you for your support and kind words and if I knew who you was I think you may have a stalker case on your hands, in a nice way. Once again thank you Hillary,

Baz (wartless)

Dear Baz,

How heartless of your friends to make fun of you, especially now you are wartless. Thank you for the kind words and I asked Dr. Iain about your cream and he said it is a “topical” cream, not a “tropical” cream (you really have to do something about your spelling, Petal) but it is definitely not a cure. By the way, I am sure that no one here is a spy in the camp, your email goes only to Hillary and I even wear rubber gloves before I open it. A girl can’t be too careful these days. Your friends probably got wind of it when you were doing the public flashing in the successive chemist shops. Thanks again for the letter with the nice ending. Next time send chocolates, too.

Dear Hillary,

One of our mates is talking about going on the upcoming charity bike ride. The idea sounds great, 25 clicks or 50 clicks, but we are reluctant to sponsor him as we don’t think he is fit enough to last the distance. We would hate to see our sponsorship money going on burial fees! What do you think we should do?

Kim’s mates

Dear Kim’s mates,

This is so simple, Petals, that you obviously have not stopped to think about it. You pay after he’s done the ride, then if he doesn’t make it to the end, or the end comes unexpectedly to him, then you don’t need to pay. However, if he just needs a little motivation, why don’t you lot get out there and train with him? You might even go on the charity ride yourselves, and everyone benefits.

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GRAPEVINE

Race relations

A riot nearly broke out in a Soi Yodsak bar after a well oiled Englishman tried to tell an Irish joke which was not flattering to the Emerald Isle. “Just a minute you English runt,” interrupted a burly six footer from Dublin. “I’m an Irishman myself and over there are my three brothers, all of whom are amateur boxers. That makes four of us. Do you still want to tell your Irish joke?” “Well no,” admitted the English guy, “I don’t feel like telling it four times.”

Zoning on

An up to date farang this very week asked his lawyer about the new Pattaya zoning restrictions for noisy bars and horizontal leisure dens. “Well,” the law expert replied, “you can’t open a new bar by the sea and certainly not where people are sleeping.” The puzzled farang asked where he could actually open a drinking den. “Just any place,” came the reply, “the regulations aren’t in force yet.”

Visa problems

The wife of a Chinese tourist, who regrettably died after a sudden heart attack in the bathroom, wandered into the local mortuary to check how she could organize a local cremation. She was soon enveloped into a spirited debate about death certificates, police autopsies and freezer charges. Somewhat confused, she asked if she could pay by credit card. The administrator disappeared for a full fifteen minutes before returning with a glum face. “I’m sorry,” he said, “but your husband forget to sign his Visa card before leaving the hotel.”

Flavorsome curries

GEOC (Grapevine Eating Out Collective) this week tried the Hira Indian Restaurant near the VC Hotel. This eatery hasn’t made great strides to market itself, but has two strong merits. Many of the prices are most reasonable - chapatti for example starts at 10 baht - and many of the curries come with lots of tangy sauce which is a rare treat in the city’s Indian cafes. We tried vegetable and lamb koftas and were not disappointed.

Movie channel

Whatever you think of Sophon Cable’s Pattaya Mail Channel - and Grapevine has been advised by the men in dark suits to say it’s absolutely wonderful - you gotta admit the movies are great. You rarely see any of them on the UBC satellite channels and they’re more exciting for the most part. That’s what is says in these notes anyway. Whilst on the subject of PM Channel, let’s give a vote of thanks to the delightful Sue who day in and day out reads the news about Pattaya’s arrested miscreants with just a hint of a wry smile.

From the police blotter

A charmed farang had a lucky escape after his Thai girlfriend hit him over the head with a plastic toilet seat. Luckily, his head collided with only the hole in the middle and he was soon well enough to apologize to the lady... An Eastern European visitor, caught in compromising circumstances during a ya baa bust, had time to flush his passport down the loo before announcing he had forgotten his name. Alas, he had also forgotten the photocopy of his passport found in his wallet by persistent investigators.

Legal blur

If it’s now up to nitery owners to ensure that there are no customers under 20 in their establishments, what about the workers on stage and off who are 18 up? Well, it’s not as simple as that. A worker is not necessarily a customer according to the Shorter Oxford Dictionary, so don’t you jump to conclusions. Further clarification is available from your favorite lawyer who may, however, rattle his collecting tin within earshot of your wallet.

For the record

A passenger bound from New York to Hong Kong got off at Tokyo Airport to make his connection. Owing to language problems, he was put on the wrong flight and landed up in New York again. He then had to journey for the second time to Tokyo before finally arriving in Hong Kong after three twelve hour flights. He wrote a detailed letter of complaint to the airline which clarified in its reply, “We regret you are not eligible for extra frequent flyer miles for additional journeys at our expense.”

For the ladies

Seen in a Walking Street bar, “Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.”

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Animal Crackers: Punxsutawney Phil and the Groundhogs

by Mirin MacCarthy

Groundhogs, also known as Woodchucks, are one of the best known mammals in America. Punxsutawney Phil, having become a cinema star in the movie Groundhog Day, has given groundhogs an assured place in the annals of the USA. (By the way, do not rush out and try to get a copy of the movie, it was one of the most banal movies of all time. I think I must have been on a plane when I saw it, with the option of keep watching or read the emergency instructions card. I should have kept reading the card.)

Groundhogs are actually of the squirrel family, but get their name from their squat appearance, waddling gait and habit of living in the ground. They are not small; 406-685 mm in length, with short, powerful legs and a medium-long, bushy, and somewhat flattened tail. The long, coarse fur of the back is a grizzled greyish brown with a yellowish or reddish cast. They weigh between 1.8-6.3 kg, being lightest in spring when they are just out of hibernation and heaviest in October prior to hibernation.

Groundhogs prefer to live where timbered areas are bordered by open land or along fence rows and heavily vegetated gullies or stream banks. Here they dig their burrows. The main entrance is often located beneath a tree stump or rock and is usually conspicuous because of a pile of freshly excavated earth and stones. Side entrances are smaller and better concealed, and the tunnels lead to an enlarged chamber, one to two metres underground, which contains the nest.

Groundhogs hibernate all winter, and by the end of October, most are curled up in a profound sleep in their underground nest. So deep is this sleep that even if an animal is warmed up, it requires several hours to awaken.

Emergence from hibernation begins around the first week of February, but severe cold weather may delay this. This is when Punxsutawney Phil is supposed to come out of his hole and see what is happening climate-wise. If he sees his shadow, it means that there will be another six weeks of winter, so he pops back into the burrow for a 42 day nap.

Groundhogs are almost completely vegetarian, eating leaves, flowers and soft stems of various grasses, of field crops such as clover and alfalfa, and of many kinds of wild herbs. Certain garden crops like peas, beans and corn are also favourites. They occasionally climb trees to eat apples and paw-paws which they relish.

The breeding season begins in mid-February after the groundhogs have woken up from hibernation. Pregnancy lasts 31-33 days and the single, annual litter is born toward the end of March. At birth, the two to nine young are naked, blind and helpless (but then, of course, we’re not much better either!). They measure about 100 mm long. The eyes open when they are about 4 weeks old; and although the kits come to the opening of the burrow at this time, they seldom venture outside until 6 or 7 weeks old. By midsummer, the young are 500 mm long and weigh about 2 kg. About this time, they may dig temporary burrows near the nursery which they use for a short period. Later, they move some distance away and establish their own homes, being rather solitary animals.

The role of the groundhog as a builder of homes for other animals is significant; and because of this, the animal occupies an important niche in the wildlife community. Skunks, foxes, weasels, opossums and rabbits all use groundhog burrows for their dens. Whilst, in general, the farmers are not thrilled by groundhogs living in their properties, the tremendous quantities of subsoil that are moved in the course of burrow construction by countless generations of groundhogs have contributed much to the aeration and enrichening of the soil itself.

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Social Commentary by Khai Khem

Out of sight, but not out of mind

Pattaya’s entertainment areas have been zoned. At least they will be when the Ministry of Interior approves the plan. The main idea of the zoning seems to restrict the opening of new beer bars, karaoke, discos, and nightclubs, and new businesses catering to fun and frolic after the sun goes down should be tucked away out of sight. Ideally, the implementation of the new zoning restrictions will prevent each area’s youth from seeing them, thus reducing the influence of drink and drugs on our young people. Well, I hope it works.

There is no argument that the scourge of drugs and drunken behaviour is spreading its reach into even the more traditional societies around the world. As Thailand progresses into a more modern nation, along with the advantages of a more sophisticated society, come the less welcome characteristics a young generation which is enticed by affluence and independence to sow some ‘wild oats’. It is certainly to the credit of the authorities that they acknowledge the growing problems of drugs in Pattaya, and are willing to set about tackling them.

However, the rezoning of entertainment businesses must be only the beginning of a more comprehensive plan to enforce laws which are already in place in regard to the behaviour which makes the more troublesome nightspots a problem in the first place. Owners and staff of these businesses must make a commitment to police their own premises and prevent trouble before it gets started.

Any crackdowns initiated by the authorities need to be consistent and constant. We realise that the police here are understaffed in a city which is rapidly growing, and enforcement of the law can be intermittent at best. But if we are truly serious about cleaning up some of the places which flagrantly flaunt the laws, our city needs to send a message that those laws have real teeth.

Not all entertainment businesses which cater to young people are dens of iniquity. There are many wholesome venues in this region where young people can go to spend their leisure time. Thai youth should be encouraged to participate in the innumerable activities such as sports and other healthier activities which now abound in our area. Young people who have plenty of constructive things to do which they truly enjoy, will stay occupied with productive endeavours and will have little interest in taking drugs or abusing alcohol.

Parents also have a responsibility to retain their positive influence over their children. Parents should make the effort to know where their children are and get to know their children’s friends. Here in Thailand, the family still has a powerful influence over youngsters who may be heading down an undesirable path, and parental guidance is still respected. So while these rowdy beer bars and karaoke joints may be opening in just a couple of designated areas, rambunctious youngsters can still beat a path to the door if they are so inclined.

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Women’s World: Applying the perfect look

by Lesley Warner

I was conducting some business one day last week, in an office where the young ladies were beautifully dressed in elegant suits and perfect makeup. All but one slightly older woman, that is. This woman had really gone to town. The lip liner, I hope for her sake not tattooed on, was far too dark and made her look like a clown. It’s ok to wear makeup, but try and apply it perfectly. Also remember that as we get older we really need to keep it softer.

Eyeliner

If applied correctly, eyeliner can give the illusion of bigger eyes. Line the entire top lash line and extend the line slightly at the corners. Line the outer third of the bottom of your eyes and extend it slightly past the edge. A soft, smoky look will open your eyes more than a thin, hard line. Dark, neutral colors with a hint of black for lining will make eyes seem bigger as bright shades tend to make them seem smaller.

If you don’t like the sharpness of your eyeliner, you can soften it using your eye shadow brush by adding a little powder shadow of a similar shade.

Eye shadow

Contrary to popular belief, dark, dramatic eye shadow will not make your eyes stand out. In fact, it’ll do just the opposite. Never wear more than two shades at once. Brush a subtle base color from lash to brow, and then use a slightly darker shade to create a suggestion of definition in the crease.

For blue eyes, use taupe, gray, violet, or purple. For green or hazel eyes, use brown, apricot, purple, plum, deep khaki or forest green. For brown eyes use copper, bronze, champagne (soft pink with a touch of apricot), brown, beige, or khaki-green.

Mascara

Since we can’t all be blessed with long lashes, thank goodness mascara can make it look as if we were. Here is a very simple method of applying mascara for everyday wear.

Fan out your lashes while applying mascara. Brush the inner third in toward your nose, the middle third straight out and the outer third toward your temples.

1. Draw wand out of mascara tube and remove access on a piece of paper towel.

2. Hold wand horizontally and slowly twirl as you move the brush from the roots to the tips.

3. To set curl, hold wand and lashes together at the tips for a several seconds.

4. Apply second coat before the first coat has dried to avoid clumping.

5. Apply mascara carefully to the bottom lashes, holding wand vertically.

6. While lashes are still wet comb through the lashes (carefully) with a lash comb to separate each lash.

Remember, mascara is a breeding ground for germs. Be sure to replace it every three months.

Never pump the wand into the tube. This procedure only adds air to the mascara, drying it out.

Lips

Lip liner is optional but if you use it, it should go on first. Don’t use liner darker than your lipstick, because if the lipstick fades and the liner doesn’t, you’re left with just an outline. Use neutral or lipstick-matched liner.

Starting at the center of your upper lip, draw a line to each outer corner, following the edge of your natural lip line.

As a base for your lipstick you can try lipsol or chapstick, which will soften the lips and is not too greasy. Stretch your lips and starting at the center of top or bottom, apply color to corners then blot and repeat. A lip brush gives you the most precision in applying lipstick.

It’s not easy to find a shade of lipstick that suits you. Just because you have seen a gorgeous shade of lipstick on a model in a magazine, don’t run out and buy it. There is no guarantee it will suit you. Try taking advice from a beauty parlor; it will save you money in the end.

For younger looking eyes, the first step is to reduce fine lines. So apply a little eye cream on the brow bone and under the eye. Next, dab on a concealer that matches your skin tones.

The last step is to line the eye with a white pencil just beneath the lash line. This will give the impression of larger and brighter eyes.

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Shaman’s Rattle: Levitation - getting a lift out of life

by Marion

As a small child I often sat on our hallway carpet and flew around the world. Unfortunately, with the advent of schooling, and the worldly realities of grade 1, it was no longer possible to secretly and carpetly visit the domain of Ali Baba and the 40 thieves. The hallway carpet remained steadfastly on the wood floor, almost as if it had been glued. Later in life I imagined being able to fly - just by stretching my arms and taking off into the clouds, but this flying was only in my dreams. All other flying was a commercial transaction between Thai International and myself, with Mr. Boeing supplying the carpet.

However, Levitation is a phenomenon of Psychokinesis (PK) in which objects, people, and animals are lifted into the air without any visibly physical means and float or fly.

Clearance sale in flying carpets perhaps?

In general, Levitation occurs in mediumship, shamanism, trances, mystical rapture, and demonic possession - a mixed carpet bag. It is reported that some cases of Levitation appear to be spontaneous, while spiritual or magical adepts are said to be able to control it consciously.

Generally Levitation requires a great amount of concentration or being in a state of trance. Physical mediums who have been touched during Levitation usually fall back down again (gravity will not be denied)! It is also reported that Levitations of saints usually are accompanied by a luminous glow around the body.

Levitation is not a new parlour trick (although illusionist David Copperfield did demonstrate an apparent Levitation in Bangkok last month) and has been reported for hundreds of years. Numerous incidents of Levitation have been recorded in Christianity and Islam. Among the first was Simon Magus in the first century. Other incidents reported among the Roman Catholic saints include the incident of Joseph of Cupertino (1603-1663), the most famous, who is said to have often levitated through the air. It is reported he often gave a little shriek just before levitating (funnily enough, I often do the same just before take-off from Don Muang Airport), and on one occasion levitated for as long as two hours (Thai Inter and I have gone much longer).

Saint Teresa of Avila was another well known saint who reported levitating. She told of experiencing it during states of rapture. (One wonders how many unreported cases of Levitation have occurred around some of the bars in South Pattaya.) One eyewitness, Sister Anne of the Incarnation, said Saint Teresa levitated a foot and a half off the ground for about a half hour.

Saint Teresa wrote of one of her experiences, “It seemed to me, when I tried to make some resistance, as if a great force beneath my feet lifted me up. I know of nothing with which to compare it; but it was much more violent than other spiritual visitations.”

At the beginning of the twentieth century Gemma Galgani, a Passionist nun, reported Levitating during rapture (she certainly joined the right order). Levitation has also been recorded by the followers of Hinduism and Buddhism. Milarepa, the great thirteenth century yogi of Tibet, is said to have possessed many occult powers such as the ability to walk, rest and sleep during levitating. Such feats were said to be duplicated by the Brahmins and fakirs of India. Similar abilities were reportedly shared by the Ninja of Japan.

Within the Eastern traditions Levitation is reportedly accomplished through secret techniques of breathing and visualization. The techniques involve the employment of a universal life force and are called by various names such as prana, ch’i and ki.

Louis Jacolliot, a nineteenth-century French judge, travelled extensively in Asia and wrote of his occult experiences. In the book, “Occult Sciences in India and Among the Ancients” he describes in depth the Levitation of a fakir.

Jacolliot was further told by the Brahmins that the “supreme cause” of all phenomena was the ‘agasa’ (‘akasha’), the vital fluid, “the moving thought of the universal soul, directing all souls,” the force that the adepts learn to control.

There has always been some doubt as to whether Levitation was good or evil, but is mainly thought that the determining factor for judging whether the practice is caused by good or evil influences seems to depend on the one doing the levitating. For example, Simon Magus was judged evil while Saint Teresa was said to do it in states of rapture (they’re at it again)! During the Middle Ages and Renaissance Levitation was thought to be a manifestation of evil. It was said to be an unusual phenomenon generated by witchcraft, fairies, ghosts, or demons.

Even today, Levitation is often thought to be involved in cases of demonic possession. In 1906 Clara Germana Cele, a sixteen year-old school girl from South Africa, was said to be demonic possessed. She raised up five feet in the air, sometimes vertically and sometimes horizontally. When sprinkled with holy water she came out of these states of possession and gravity won again. This was taken as proof of demonic possession.

Controlled experiments involving Levitation are rare, as you might imagine. During the 1960s and 1970s researchers reported some success in levitating tables under controlled conditions. The Soviet PK medium Nina Kulagina (mentioned last week) has been photographed levitating a small object between her hands, but there is definitely a lack of “hard” evidence.

I will deal more with this interesting subject in another issue, but right now I have to fly!

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The Message In The Moon: Sun in Taurus/Moon in Libra - Mr. Nice Guy

by Anchalee Kaewmanee

Venus rules both signs of this combination, giving these subjects an enchanting personality and a remarkably even disposition. People born into the Taurus-Libra sign possess a bearing of tranquility and inner calm. Graceful and outgoing to others, they seem almost immune to tension and anxiety. Few friends and co-workers would suspect the nervous tension and restlessness concealed beneath that charming smile.

As with all natives of Moon in Libra, self image is a reflection of how others see these subjects, so they need plenty of socializing to maintain a positive opinion of themselves. Of course socializing is no problem here, since people are drawn to that magnetic personality, worldly wisdom, and sensitivity.

Sympathetic and congenial, the Taurus-Libra treats everyone with equality and respect. This fine combination works in harmony to produce a character endowed with common sense on the Taurus side, and the famous Libran sense of fair play and justice.

This is the kind of person who would never knowingly hurt anyone, nor could they be angry for very long, as tolerance and forgiveness rule all of their relationships. “Niceness” is a quality that all of these natives share.

That basically rustic spirit feels a strong rapport with nature. The best way for this combination to sort out any problems is in a relaxed, natural environment. When outside tension and confusion become too much, it is important for these people to get away to the countryside and into the open air. It is inherently true that the Taurus-Libra has a lower tolerance for stress, and therefore needs plenty of relaxation and diversion than others with a less sensitive emotional make-up.

Inner restlessness keeps this sign on the move, seeking constant diversion and activity. The trouble is, this group is not always certain exactly where they are going. Setting goals and priorities is difficult, simply because it is so hard to make up their minds. Like all Venus ruled natives, they dislike the tension and discord of competitive society, and are most often drawn to the pleasant and easy-going, rather than that which challenges and rewards.

The Taurus-Libra actually does have the determination and luck to succeed in anything he sets out to do, but the temptation of an easy life often wins over ambition and the desire for self-fulfillment. If natives born into this sign wish to make a career work, the real challenge will be to develop a more aggressive attitude. It might be wise to get involved with people who are hard working and successful themselves, in order to be surrounded by that positive influence.

It is imperative that this combination sets objectives and sticks to them. The Taurus-Libra has many talents and a wonderful imagination. Art, music, film, and design are just a few areas in which this sign can truly excel. And with that diplomatic nature, a career in politics or human relations work might be a fine choice of career.

The state of the love life in this sign is the index of overall happiness. Romantic and sensual, natives of this combination need lots of love to keep them blissful. And with that abundance of charm, they will indeed be surrounded by many admirers. It will be important to have a partner who shares that sensitivity and can understand such emotional delicacy. There is a problem to watch out for, though: vanity. Too much of it can make a loving mate feel that he or she is only in the relationship as a cheerleader and not truly a life partner.

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The computer doctor

by Richard Brunch

From Harold McManus, Ranong: Recently my monitor picture looks slightly distorted and the colour in one corner is tinged. What should I do? The monitor is 2 years old so the warranty is finished.

Computer Doctor replies: Firstly use the ‘Degauss’ button found in the Monitor Set-up Menu, frequently the button is labelled with the image of a magnet. Usually if your screen develops hotspots and tinged colour, it is probably due to the build-up of stray magnetic fields in your monitor. Should your monitor display images that are heavily tinted, check both ends of its cable connection. Then before reseating the connections, examine the male ends, and look for bent or sunken pins. If you find one, carefully straighten it or pull it with needle-nose pliers. Then use similar care in gently seating it in its connector, and make sure to tighten both securing screws.

From Sharon Onions, Jomtien: I have just bought a used PC that is about 18 months old. I bought it as a private sale and took the computer guru from work with me; he checked it out and said everything was fine. However, I did not test it immediately as we were moving house, now I have connected it all up, the monitor is very poor and if I try to view a photograph it is very grainy. Do you think something is wrong?

Computer Doctor replies: It is unlikely that something is wrong with the PC, if it worked before and now doesn’t and assuming you took reasonable care during the move it should not have sustained physical damage. It is more likely that it requires to be configured. Try to increase the number of colours that are displayed by your graphics card. The easiest way to do this is right-click an empty part of the desktop and select Properties to bring up your Display Properties. At the lower left side of the Settings tab you’ll see the Colors selector. Clicking on it will display the different colour depth choices that are currently available. If you only see 16 or 256 colours, then it is likely that the wrong driver for the video card is selected; reinstall the correct driver. Assuming that the correct driver is installed you should several settings, including: 16 colours, 256 colours, High Colour (16-bit, or approximately 65,000 colours), or True Colour (32-bit, or about 16 million colours). It is likely that you will find the current setting either 16 or 256 colours. If you don’t have the High Colour or True Colour options, your graphics board may not support those settings. Once that is set, increase the refresh rate by clicking Advanced then the Adapter Tab. The higher the colour depth and greater the refresh rate the better your viewing enjoyment will be. Try setting a resolution of 1024 x 768 pixels, this often provides a happy medium for size and quality. However if your board is older you should be able to get a higher colour depth by lowering the screen resolution. Bear in mind that higher colour depths can cause performance penalties, make sure the video card has adequate onboard memory to support your configuration.

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A Slice of Thai History: The struggle to retain independence - Part Four 1885-1893

by Duncan Stearn

In December 1885 the Thai government gave France permission to establish a vice-consulate in the Lao city of Luang Prabang. The agreement between France and Thailand tacitly recognised the latter’s suzerainty over Laos.

However, when Auguste Pavie, the French vice-consul, arrived in Luang Prabang in February 1887 he soon set about convincing the Lao that a French protectorate would serve them well and remove them from Thai overlordship.

Then, in June 1887 a renegade force of Chinese bandits and local tribesmen captured and sacked Luang Prabang. The ruler barely escaped with his life and the incident proved to be just the catalyst an opportunist like Pavie was seeking to further French aims.

The French announced that if Thailand could not protect Laos, then France certainly would.

In 1889, as unrest continued, France announced the annexation of the region between Xieng-Khouang and the Black River Valley, despite Thai protests.

By 1892 relations between France and Thailand had deteriorated considerably. In September that year Thai authorities expelled two French traders from Laos after accusing them of engaging in the opium trade. The French government accused Thailand of expelling its nationals without cause.

Then, in March 1893 came the crisis that threatened Thai independence.

Auguste Pavie, acting as the French envoy in Bangkok, informed the Thai government that France intended to stake its claim to all territory east of the Mekong River, including the vassal state of Laos. The Thai government protested in the strongest terms.

In April, when Thai forces resisted an attempt by three French military columns to take control of Laos, resulting in the death of one French army officer, France used this as a pretext to force the issue.

On July 15 French warships fought their way past the Paknam fort at the entrance to the Chao Phrya delta and anchored in Bangkok. Three French sailors were killed in the action. The Thais lost 25. France sent a diplomatic note to the Thai government, detailing a series of demands.

The action, however, led to a heated exchange between the French and the British, although the latter were unwilling to risk a war over the independence of Thailand, despite the tacit support of Germany.

Instead, the British advised the Thai government to accede to French demands in order to avoid an all-out conflict.

On July 31 France agreed to maintain Thailand as an independent buffer state between French Indochina and British Burma. Thailand was forced to relinquish a large part of Laos and abandon some eastern provinces that had formerly been part of Cambodia. Thailand also paid France an indemnity of three million francs.

Three days later the French blockade of Bangkok was lifted and on October 3 Thailand signed a treaty that officially recognised France’s protectorate of Laos. The French occupied the port of Chantaboun to ensure compliance with the terms of the treaty.

On December 4, an Anglo-French agreement was signed guaranteeing Thai independence.

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Antiques, are they genuine? : Sugar Basins, Argyles and Brandy Saucepans

by Apichart Panyadee

A chamber candleholder formed from an inkstand bottle holder, with added handle, sconce, base and feet.

Large sugar basins were needed for unrefined sugar and the size of these is such that with the addition of a handle, lid and spout a small teapot can be created. The argyle (gravy pot) with the internal insulator removed is occasionally found passed off as a rare bachelor’s teapot. Brandy saucepans are sometimes found with their handles removed to be sold as sugar basins. Spouts can be easily added to early 18th century examples or replaced on later examples. There has been controversy in the past about a type of cream jug that looks like a 1730’s brandy saucepan with its turned wood handle removed and a simple wire scroll handle added. These have now been accepted as genuine, but only if they are made by Exeter or Plymouth silversmiths who used this style.

Candlesticks

Sugar basins have been turned into teapots by removing one handle, replacing it with a spout, and adding a lid. Another easy conversion is to make a sugar bowl into a tea caddy by simply adding a lid.

Until the third quarter of the 18th century the majority of table candlesticks were cast. It is possible to make a mould from a candlestick that has been hallmarked and thus achieve a very accurate replica, including marks. The innovation of electrotypes in the mid-19th century added yet another dimension to the art of copying. Taper sticks and candlesticks were intentionally reproduced in earlier styles from the early 19th century onwards. These reproductions are recognizable by their smaller bases and fatter stem proportions.

How wine funnels can be converted into tea strainers

Candlesticks cast from one another, including marks, can be spotted by careful comparison of the placing of the hallmarks and any obvious flaws. With loaded candlesticks there is a possibility that marks have been ‘let in’ to the edge of the base. The ‘let in” mark is most likely to have come from table silver, and if a maker’s mark is visible it will probably be identifiable as a ‘spoon makers’ mark. Seams where the piece has been soldered in are also likely to be visible. The detachable drip-pan or nozzle should always be marked with maker’s duty marks to match the stick.

Always examine candelabra carefully as an old trick is to solder the nozzle sleeve to a branch so that it bears the same mark as the candlestick. Candelabra branches should be marked with date letter, standard, duty, town and maker’s mark, depending on their period. All detachable branches should also bear corresponding marks. Chamber candlesticks are now popular as they are ideal for small dining tables. Again, always check the detachable pieces. Hallmarks will not appear on them if the chamber stick has been constructed from an epergne dish, (especially period 1720-60), a wine funnel stand, salt cellar stand or counter tray. Wax jacks are also known to have been made up from these items.

These candlesticks were intentionally reproduced in earlier styles from the 19th century onwards. Recognizable are their smaller bases and fatter stem proportions.

Snuffers and their accompanying trays have been comparatively free from interference by fakers, but these, too, are occasionally subjected to the addition of handles and feet. They are also of a convenient style for converting into inkstands by the addition of simple rings to hold glass inkwells. The absence of or difference in hallmark on the inkwell covers will reveal the truth.

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Guide to buying a large dog: Shar-Pei

by C. Schloemer

Good points: excellent watchdog, loyal to owner, amiable unless provoked, highly intelligent, good with children.

Take heed: may be more susceptible to diseases than other breeds which have built up immunity.

The Shar-Pei has finally lost the distinction of being listed as the rarest dog in the world. Interest in this dog has increased in many countries, especially in England, the USA, and some countries of Europe. What does it look like? Descriptions vary. Frankly this dog has skin which is several sizes to big for its body. This breed has small, rectangular ears that point towards the eyes, a tail which forms a circle, and stiff short hair that stands up. And lots of wrinkles.

The man responsible for saving the Shar-Pei from extinction is Ernest Albright of California. His breeding kennels have insured that this breed will be perpetuated. Other breeders have sprung up around the world and will assure the future of the Shar-Pei. In 1947, when the tax on dogs in the People’s Republic of China rose so steeply, few people could afford to keep them and most dogs were subsequently used for food.

The Shar-Pei is extremely intelligent and makes an excellent guard dog. It is amiable unless provoked, and then it will defend itself. However, this breed enjoys human companionship, and will make a fine family pet, affectionate and loyal. People who own this breed swear that Shar-Pei puppies house train themselves.

Size: Weight 18.1 kg. Height: 46.5-51 cm at the withers.

Exercise: The Shar-Pei, or to give it its former name, the Chinese Fighting Dog, was used to hunt wild boar and to herd flocks. It is a breed more suitable to those with big gardens, or owners who have access to large public parks, where it may have plenty of free runs so that it can unleash its boundless energy. Lots of daily walks on the lead are recommended as well. This dog is highly intelligent and easy to train. It does very well in obedience competitions.

Health care: In their land of origin, these dogs are undoubtedly fed on rice, a diet which has resulted in instances of rickets, and other ailments associated with malnutrition. The Shar-Pei is a hardy dog and if fed correctly will have few health problems. It is, however, susceptible to entropion, an eye disease which can cause blindness as the lashes penetrate the cornea. This disease is curable. A veterinarian should be consulted at any sign of eye irritation. Another unique feature of this breed is that the bitch can come into season at irregular intervals. With some females, the first season may not occur until she is fifteen months of age, and sometimes later.

Origin and history: Works of art depicting a likeness to the Shar-Pei survive from the Han Dynasty (206 BC to AD 220). It is possible that the Shar-Pei originated in Tibet or the northern provinces of China about 20 centuries ago, when it was probably a much larger dog than it is now. Other sources maintain that the Shar-Pei is a descendent of the service dogs that for thousands of years lived in the southern provinces near the South China Sea.

Certainly, for hundreds of years it lived up to its name of Chinese Fighting Dog. It was provoked and then matched against other dogs for the owner’s profit. The loose skin of the Shar-Pei made it difficult for its opponent to get a firm grip on its body during a fight. However, the breed has a basic gentle and affectionate nature, and is really a loving animal.

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