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Family Money: Square
pegs into round holes?
By Leslie
Wright
Each investor is an individual, and no two are ever
quite the same.
Fundamentally, the financial services business is
founded upon relationships. For those investors who do it all themselves,
they may have to deal with a disembodied voice on the phone 10,000 miles
away, or a computer.
Many investors want the personal touch, and prefer to
deal face-to-face with a professional adviser. But before the client will
do business with him, the adviser will have had to establish a certain
level of trust and rapport with the client.
Get-rich-quick merchants
Sadly, many financial advisers are concerned only with
how much money they can make for themselves in the immediate short term,
rather than providing their clients “best advice”.
Since many financial advisers don’t expect to remain
with their firm for more than a couple of years, they are disinterested in
the regular income they might earn over a number of years from what would
be a better deal for the client, preferring to put the client into a
front-end loaded investment product which pays them higher commission up
front.
Also, too many financial advisers try to sell
‘one-size-fits-all’ investments, because they can’t be bothered to
establish the client’s needs & aspirations, and from this
information, find the most appropriate investment vehicle to match those
needs & circumstances.
Similarly, few advisers are willing to invest the time
to provide the level of service required to keep a client “loyal”.
In too many instances, the adviser wants simply to sell
the client a ‘flavour-of-the-month’ investment rather than take the
time to establish the client’s real needs and investment criteria (as
opposed to the ‘wish list’ which most clients bring with them), which
might indicate a totally different investment vehicle would be appropriate
to that client’s circumstances.
In order to provide best advice, a financial adviser
has to understand as much as he can about his clients’ circumstances and
financial aspirations. A detailed fact-find should be conducted in their
first meeting, from which the adviser should formulate appropriate
recommendations. These recommendations would typically be presented to the
client in a second meeting, rather than pulling out a glossy brochure
during their first meeting and “selling” the client what might later
turn out to be an inappropriate investment.
All too often in such instances the client has not
understood the investment product and how it works, the charges that will
be levied, and any penalties that will be applied should he stop it early.
He is sold the benefits without being made aware of the downside.
The newly affluent
In the financial and trade press there has been much
discussion of the opportunity the mass affluent represent to the financial
services community, but most advisers are poorly prepared to address those
opportunities.
The key to the mass affluent is that they’ve made
their money themselves and usually through employment.
And that is why they won’t adapt themselves to
supplier behaviour. The more successful they are, the more confident they
become; and as their confidence grows they are increasingly demanding of
good value products and high quality service.
They share another characteristic: their loyalty to any
particular financial adviser is directly related to the value that adviser
delivers. If the adviser fails them, they’ll leave.
The reason any of this matters is that there is little
point in recognising the mass affluent as an important market if we in the
financial services industry aren’t able to woo you and keep you
satisfied. We have to invest time in understanding how and why our clients
behave as they do.
Research into a number of focus groups, supported by
quantitative input from the MORI Financial Services continuous tracking
survey, uncovered three key factors:
Understanding: If consumers have a grasp of the
products available to solve a given financial requirement then it’s
easier for them to act.
Interest: Interested consumers will invest time and
effort in keeping on top of their finances.
Organisation: Consumers who are poorly organised
will procrastinate.
By allocating high or low scores to each of these we
find several different types.
A person who scores high on all three will display
particular and predictable behavioural characteristics.
High organisation will force him to get things done,
high understanding will give him the confidence to do it, and high
interest will mean he knows how to go about it. This person reads the
personal finance press or uses the internet. He’s likely to buy direct,
believing that if he had the time he could do as well as any professional.
He expects high performance and plenty of contact.
Alternatively, someone who scores low on both
understanding and interest but high on organisation requires completely
different handling. His bewilderment makes him unsure and slow to commit
to any investment program, but he’s driven by the need to get things
done. In the discussion stage the adviser will need to earn his trust. But
after the program is up and running he will be content if his adviser’s
administration is efficient and he’s given a call every six months.
Between these extremes we might consider the group who,
though high on understanding and organisation, score low on interest. They
can’t be bothered to deal with it themselves because it doesn’t
interest them - but the confidence they derive from understanding means
they’re delighted to give their financial adviser the problem.
This research reveals that the mass affluent represent
many different segments, rather than just one group; and explains not just
how these segments behave but why.
It’s not enough simply to announce one’s interest
in the mass affluent and expect them to form a queue. Success is reserved
for those financial advisers who are prepared to take the time to
understand how each group behaves and why. And then find them the
investment vehicle that most closely matches their particular needs,
aspirations, and investor profile.
In other words, finding appropriate round pegs for
round holes, and square pegs for square holes.
Snap Shots: A
look back - round about 150 years
by Harry Flashman
Around New Year one tends to look back on what has been
achieved over the previous 12 months and plan for the next 12. This week I
ask you to look a little further back - round about 150 years, towards the
early days in photography and marvel at the historical work that was done
by some of the early exponents of the photographers art.
And
“art” it was, with many of the photographers being artists who
embraced the new medium. One of these was Edouard-Denis Baldus
(1820-1882), German born, but later a naturalized Frenchman, who was one
of the greatest pictorial historians of 19th century France. Take a look
at the photograph with this week’s article. It is of the Louvre taken
during the restorations being carried out by Napoleon III. The wealth of
detail in the print is amazing (not given true justice in newspaper
reproduction) and what is even more amazing is the fact that this shot was
taken in 1855.
Baldus himself spent the years 1840-1850 in New York,
surviving as a portrait painter, but then returned to France and in 1851
became a founding member of the Societe Heliographique, the first French
organization founded to promote photography.
One of the greatest fears at that time with photography
was the instability of the final prints, which made the commercial future
of this new art very uncertain. Baldus was the inventor of the gelatin
coated print which was superior to the albumen coated print, but he was
also a proponent of ‘heliogravure’ which was a process by which the
image was etched onto metal plates, and much of his work has been made
permanent in that way.
Baldus became particularly good at architecture and
this shot from the Louvre is actually one of 1,500 taken at the Louvre
during the restoration period. It is probably also worth noting that in
1850 the French were concerned with the preservation of national monuments
and five photographers were assigned to document all sites of national
importance, one of these being Baldus. Can anyone imagine something
similar happening in Pattaya circa 2002?
In fact, his work was so good that his contract was
extended and the Louvre project was all part of that. Baron James de
Rothschild then commissioned him to record several newly completed railway
lines, and the images of the tracks and surrounding countryside were made
into commemorative volumes, with the British Queen Victoria even being
given one volume during her trip to Paris for the 1855 Universal
Exposition. And if that volume is still around it will be worth a small
fortune.
Baldus’ work in Paris became even more important from
the historical point of view, as under the master plan of Baron Haussmann,
with the authority of Napoleon III, many of the small street environments
were demolished to make way for the wide straight boulevards. How many
photographs of old Pattaya still exist, for example?
Baldus continued for a while, producing wonderful
architectural images which were notable in that he would portray the
building using odd points of view and different perspectives to show the
size and shape of the subject. His work was of such a high standard that
he was awarded a medal by the French government.
However, like so many artists who feel threatened by
progress, Baldus gave up photography in protest against the burgeoning
popularity of ‘cartes de visite’, the calling cards which had a
photographic likeness on it of the card owner, a concept that Baldus
considered to be vulgar!
Today’s world has been made richer by such people as
Baldus, and it is only through him that the current generations can see
and imagine life in the 1850s.
Modern Medicine: How
to get an earful
by Dr Iain Corness, Consultant
A couple of years back I wrote about preparations to
help dissolve or soften ear wax. You know all about ear wax. It’s the
sticky brown gloop that comes out on the end of your house key when you
scrape it around your ear when your ear canal gets blocked. I have also
written about not putting anything in your ear smaller than your elbow,
but then, I am also a realist and tend to use my ignition key because it
has a better shape.
In the article, I quoted from what appeared to be a
fairly erudite article in an accredited medical journal, which showed that
a simple home made mixture appeared to work better than the proprietary
preparations bought over the counter. The testing had been done by
dropping lumps of ear wax into containers of magic mixtures and seeing how
soft or otherwise everything became. This is called “in vitro”
testing, while testing in the living human beings is called “in vivo”
testing. It is important to remember the distinction - I will ask
questions at the end of this article. Be warned.
I was recently contacted by a Dr. Peter Halls in the UK
who asked me to review the article I had done before. He had just come
across it on the internet. (Makes you think when words you wrote years ago
are still floating round the ether somewhere!) Dr. Peter pointed out that
the article was a review of the results of “in vitro” testing, but the
proof of the pudding, so to speak, would be “in vivo” testing. Was I
aware that scientific work had been done in this area with the testing
done on human beings? Since I was not, he sent me reprints of some
scientific papers which did show that the best results “in vivo” were
quite different from the “in vitro” results.
What I felt was very interesting was the way a
scientific test is done, and I thought I should share this with you. For
any testing to be valid, there has to be a “control” group to measure
against. The control population has to be as close to the testing
population as possible, and for the ear wax preparations the testing was
done on 124 patients who had wax blocking both ears. Not just one ear,
because one ear was chosen as the control, while the patient’s other ear
got the test substance. It took examination of 800 patients to get 124
with both ears waxed up to the same degree.
The syringing of the ears was done with a measured
force, and was done by the same operator to stop differences in
techniques. In addition, the operator was not told which was the test ear
and which was the control. In this way it became possible to actually
compare what happened in a real life situation, which is what “in
vivo” is all about.
So after that long winded palaver, which preparation
won? It was Cerumol. My advice is that if you get recurrent blockages with
ear wax, pop some Cerumol in for a couple of days before and then see your
doctor for syringing. I’m glad the scientists backed up what I did for
years!
Dear
Hillary,
While driving up a small street the other afternoon I
saw that it had been blocked off. I went to do a U-Turn and then noticed a
motorcycle taxi coming up behind me at a great rate of knots. By the time
he saw both me and the barricade it was too late and he lost control of
his bike and slid sideways into the rear bumper of my car. My car had no
damage and he was not severely injured, just a few barked knuckles, and
the motorcycle only had a few scratches, but he demanded payment from me.
As I was in a hurry to get to an appointment, my Thai friend who was with
me said to offer 500 baht and we eventually struck a deal at 1000 baht and
that was it. What I don’t understand is why I had to pay anything at
all? He was going too fast and ran into me. Why should I pay anything? It
makes me angry.
Confused Motorist
Dear Confused Motorist,
There are lots of ways at looking at your accident. You
could have called the police and waited around and gone to the station to
make a report and allowed the nice policeman to deliberate whether the
poor little taxi bike rider was to blame, or the angry Farang. There is
also the viewpoint that in any accident with two moving vehicles it is
extremely rare to see one 100% in the right and the other 100% in the
wrong. Could the taxi bike afford to pay for his barked knuckles and the
damage to his bike? You would do better, my Petal, to consider it a
donation which allowed you not to have to waste several hours of your
time. I believe your Thai friend gave you good advice, but the choice is
always yours.
Dear Hillary,
In the last few weeks there have been letters from a
Mr. William (Vol IX number 48) and a Mr. Dick (Vol IX number 50) to say
they were in love with the pharmacist in Boots at the Royal Garden. There
are three girls who work there on rotation. Did the gentlemen say which
one they were referring to? I believe it has got the girls all excited and
looking at every customer and wondering if this is him.
The Pharmaceutical Philanderer
Dear Pharmaceutical Philanderer,
Who said it was a female pharmacist they were in love
with? There’s a couple of lads that work there as well as the girls, you
know - and this is free wheeling Pattaya, isn’t it? They’ll all just
have to wait till someone comes and asks for Love Potion Number 9. In the
meantime, happy hunting!
Dear Hillary,
I have a steady Thai girlfriend and probably the only
problem we have is in communication. Simple stuff is OK, but anything
beyond that can end up a bit chaotic. I suggested that I should go to
school and learn Thai but she was not enthusiastic at all and said it
would be better if she went to school and learned English. I am sure I can
pick up Thai anyway, so I said OK and I am sending her to a language
school. Why do you think she was so much against me learning her language?
I’m baffled.
Baffled of Banglamung
Dear Baffled of Banglamung,
Don’t be baffled any more. Look at it this way. If
she learns English, at your expense, she has acquired a portable skill
that will stand her in good stead, no matter what happens to her and you
in the future. If on the other hand, you learned Thai it does not help her
advance herself and has the disadvantage in that you can hear and
understand just what she and her friends are talking about. My advice is
to take lessons yourself as well as paying for hers. It will either make
your relationship very secure, or show up fatal flaws. Best of luck,
Petal.
Dear Hillary,
Can you throw some light on this? In a city where there
are literally hundreds of “available” girls, how is it that it is
almost impossible to meet “ordinary” Thai girls who are not working in
the bars? I have decided to retire here and would like some female company
(I am a widower from the US), but find that all the “available” girls
are looking for is a pipeline into my pocket book. They also all have
children, sick parents, crashed motorbikes and dying buffalos. I am just
looking for someone “nice” who would like to settle down and have an
“ordinary” life with an “ordinary” man. Do you know of any dating
services that would have a list of “ordinary” girls?
Lonely Lothario
Dear LL,
You are looking for an instant bride, with no family
ties and no sick animals, and you go and look in the bars for one of these
paragons of virtue? LL, would you go and look for your life’s partner in
the bars of New York State? Of course not. So why do it here? If you are
looking for a good time, then find a good-time girl. If you are looking
for a life partner then it takes longer to find her and will just happen
one day. Don’t rush, settle in here and she will appear. You sound like
a nice man and will get someone nice too, but forget the dating services.
Send over some champagne and I’ll toast your success!
GRAPEVINE
False
alarm
A terrified farang who found himself unable to pay
back a debt got into trouble with the local mafia. One morning, he was
horrified to see a truck pull up at his front door loaded with what
seemed to be petrol barrels fitted with an ugly looking hose. He
pleaded for more time. The two men in dark glasses descended from the
truck and asked him if his toilet cesspit was full.
Boys will be
Here’s the latest breaking news from Jomtien
Nivate estate. Two ten year old boys were playing outside on New
Year’s day when one of them exclaimed to his young friend that he
had found four contraceptives on the patio. The second boy enquired,
“What’s a patio?”
Transits save money
Transit passengers catching connecting flights
through Don Muang Airport will not have to pay the unpopular 500 baht
if they sign up for tours after next month. Choices include a night
market tour, shopping expedition, the art and craft village or the
Thailand Grand Sale tour. Well, maybe it’s not so bad paying the 500
baht airport fee after all.
Fishy delights
Long established Fawlty Towers on Soi 7 announces
John West kippers, bread and butter, plus tea or coffee for 120 baht.
North Sea cod roe and chips weigh in at 140 baht, whilst a red salmon
sandwich costs a very reasonable 50 baht. Fried fillet of fish with
chips and peas sets you back just 150 baht.
Bit of a fag
Dick (The Brick) Venables, regular in the bars of
Soi Yodsak, announces that his New Year resolution about his 60 a day
smoking habit has been only partly successful. He says he had read so
often in the newspapers about the dangers of cigarettes that he has
finally stopped reading them.
Insurance dangers
Over Christmas and New Year, there were a number of
farangs with medical insurance policies who found to their shock that
the company refused cover. Most common reason was the failure to
disclose pre-existing conditions even if these had nothing to do with
the immediate problem. Study the small print guys.
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Glasgow misunderstanding
A fight broke out this week in a Beach Road bar
after a burly Scot proudly proclaimed he would always chase anything
in skirts. In response to a question from a bystander asking if he had
ever visited the caber-tossing at the Highland Games, the Scot removed
his teeth. The bystander’s that is.
Embassy help lines
A reader asks why the Pattaya Mail doesn’t print
a list of the consulates in Pattaya. The reason is that the picture is
confused. Some consulates are in fact trade missions and do not offer
crisis services. Others are telephone help lines without an office in
every case. If you have a problem with which your embassy can help,
it’s best to visit the tourist police who will know whether or not
help is available outside Bangkok.
In a nutshell
We are still being asked for the rules about one
year retirement visas, the advantage being you can forget all visa
runs. You must be at least 55, have at least 800,000 baht in a Thai
bank and have an income from, or capital in, your home country. You
must have a non immigrant visa to start the ball rolling and need to
provide proof of your local address. As regards the specific
paperwork, talk to someone with a retirement visa or visit the
immigration police.
Cheers for Emirates
According to a recent report, Emirates carry more
British tourists to and from Bangkok than any other foreign airline.
Prices are reasonable (although business class is cheaper to book here
than in UK), inflight entertainment is the tops and the break of
journey in Dubai is compensated by the better-than-average airport
facilities.
Tailpiece
Overheard in Cheers Bar, center of learning in
Pattayaland Soi Two. “Don’t you ever take breakfast then?”
“No, I never like to eat on an empty stomach.”
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Guide to buying a large
dog: Clumber Spaniel
by C.
Schloemer
Good points: striking appearance, even temperament,
intelligent, reliable, excellent nose, easy to train
Take heed: a slow but sure worker, prefers the
outdoor life, and lots of exercise
The Clumber is the heaviest of the spaniels and is
thought to be of French origin, brought about by crossing the Basset Hound
with the Alpine Spaniel (which is now extinct). It is a brave, attractive
and reliable dog. Intelligent and easily trained, this breed is a reliable
worker and its fine temperament makes it a wonderful companion for the
sportsman. This breed excels for rough shooting and makes an excellent
retriever. Massively built, that thoughtful facial expression and rolling
gait makes this dog very appealing. He is dignified, rather a slow worker,
but a sure finder.
Size: Dog about 25-32 kg, bitch about 20.5-27 kg.
Exercise:
The Clumber Spaniel is essentially a working dog, best suited to the
country life since he is happiest when running off the lead in open spaces.
This breed will not thrive in apartments or confined homes with small
gardens.
Grooming: Routine brushing. Keep the coat tangle free
and take care that mud does not collect between the toes and cause
infection. Otherwise, this breed is hardy and simple grooming will keep its
beautiful appearance shown to best advantage.
Origin and history: Because in type, the Clumber
Spaniel differs so widely from all the other members of the great spaniel
group, his origin may always remain in doubt, as is the case with many
breeds. The conformation and detail of this breed most likely resulted from
Basset Hound crossings, and the heavy head and noticeable jaw may come from
early infusion of the Alpine Spaniel. Even with the same litters, the old
land spaniels were called by various names, ‘cockers’, ‘springers’,
‘cock-flushers’ and so on. This is not to imply that the Clumber was a
later development; indeed, he is believed to be one of the earliest;
developed for special uses.
The year 1859 saw the first class for Clumbers in England
and from then on they enjoyed considerable popularity. The name Clumber,
without doubt, arose from Cumber Park, seat of the Duke of Newcastle in
Nottingham, to whom the French Duc de Noalilles gave several of the dogs
which he himself had been breeding for generations.
Shaman’s Rattle: Merry
Xmas? Was it really Jesus’ birthday?
by Dr. Iain
Put simply, the answer is a resounding, No! But it’s
the thought that counts. If you look at the wealth of historical data that
exists in the world, and the research that has been done, then you will come
to the same conclusion.
In a very erudite communication American Baptist Pastor
Greg Wilson wrote, “The date of December 25th is itself evidence that this
holiday is not about the Christ of the Bible. For while we do not know the
exact day of our Lord’s birth, we can be virtually certain that it was not
December 25th. All of the Biblical evidence is against such a date. At that
particular season, the shepherds would not have been in the fields with
their sheep at night. They would have secured them in folds, against the
bitter cold of the Palestinian winter. It is also unlikely that Caesar would
have required all the citizens to return to the cities of their birth for a
tax-census in the dead of the winter. Robert Myers in the book Celebrations,
states “The Biblical narrative of the birth of Jesus contains no
indication of the date that the event occurred. However, Luke’s report
that the shepherds were ‘abiding in the field, keeping watch over their
flocks by night’ suggests that Jesus may have been born in summer or early
fall. Since December is cold and rainy in Judea, it is likely the shepherds
would have sought shelter for their flocks at night.” All very logical.
However, if I now said that according to legend, December
25th was the birthday of a man who roamed the earth and was born of a
virgin, who was known as the “Mother of God”, would you agree? If I gave
you additional clues that pointed out that this man was also considered as
the son of God, whose function on earth was seen as the protector of our
souls and our guide to heaven, would you agree? I hope so, because again the
research would point us towards Mithras who was also known throughout Europe
and Asia by the names Mithra, Mitra, Meitros, Mihr, Mehr, and Meher. And
Mithras’ birthday was December 25th.
The history of Mithraism is convoluted, as are all such
ancient religions. Mithraism began in Persia where originally a multitude of
gods were worshipped. Amongst them were Ahura-Mazda, god of the skies (I
wonder if Honda and Toyota knows about this?), and Ahriman, the god of
darkness. In the sixth and seventh century B.C., a vast reformation of this
system was done by Zarathustra (AKA Zoroaster), a prophet from the kingdom
of Bactria. Ahura-Mazda was elevated to that of supreme god of goodness,
whereas the god Ahriman became the ultimate embodiment of evil. Does this
look like a familiar scenario? It should do, it is the fore-runner of the
Judeo-Christian God and the Devil.
In the same way that Ahkenaton, Abraham, Heliogabalus,
and Mohammed later initiated “supreme being” cults from the worship of
their respective deities, Zarathustra created a dualism with the gods Ahura-Mazda
and Ahriman. As a result of the Babylonian captivity of the Jews (597 B.C.)
and their later emancipation by King Cyrus the Great of Persia (538 B.C.),
Zoroastrian dualism was to influence the Jewish belief in the existence of
HaShatan, the malicious adversary of the god Yahweh, and lay the foundation
for the evolution of the Christian Satan-Jehovah dichotomy. That Persian
religious dualism became the foundation of an ethical system that has lasted
until this day.
According to the legend, Ahura-Mazda was said to have
created Mithras to be as great and worthy as himself. He would fight the
spirits of evil to protect the creations of Ahura-Mazda and cause even
Ahriman to tremble. Mithras was seen as the protector of just souls from
demons seeking to drag them down to Hell, and the guide of these souls to
Paradise.
Now here is what is interesting, the worshippers of
Mithras strongly believed in a celestial heaven and an infernal hell. They
believed that their god would sympathize with their suffering and grant them
immortality and eternal salvation and they looked forward to a final day of
judgement in which the dead would be resurrected.
They were baptised and took part in a ceremony in which
they drank wine and ate bread to symbolize the body and blood of their god.
Sundays were held sacred, and on December the 25th each year the birth of
Mithras was celebrated. After Mithras’ earthly mission had been
accomplished, he took part in a Last Supper with his companions before
ascending to heaven, to forever protect the faithful from above.
Does this mean that Mithras and Jesus were one and the
same? Does this mean Mithraism and Christianity were one and the same? No,
on both counts, since other deities such as Osiris, Tammuz, Adonis, Balder,
Attis, and Dionysus were said to have died and been resurrected and many
classical heroic figures, such as Hercules, Perseus, and Theseus, were said
to have been born of a virgin mother and a divine father. However,
Christianity does have some of its origins in pagan religious practices
which were incorporated into Christianity as it spread across the world.
After all, who wanted to lose the Xmas holidays! And a Happy New Year!
Animal Crackers: Rats
by Mirin MacCarthy
My sister owned a pet rat. Well, it didn’t begin as a
pet rat, it was a “test” rat. One of those poor creatures bred for
laboratory work. “Ratty” was used for psychological experiments, finding
the correct way through mazes and suchlike, but after he had done all that,
his life as an experimental rat was over. Once he’d learned the way
around, you couldn’t “unlearn” him. Ratty was destined for the gas
chamber; however, after weeks of experiments together my sister begged for
the university’s mercy and Ratty was installed at home. His life as a pet
rat began.
Now while many people are afraid of mice, they can
absolutely hate and detest rats! However, there is a very strong band of
people all over the world who love their companion rat. Check the “Rat Fan
Club” through [email protected] and you’ll see what loyalty the humble
rat engenders.
Let’s clear up a few misnomers about the little
rodents. The first thing is that domesticated rats do not carry the Bubonic
Plague. The wild rat, known as Rattus rattus carried the flea that carried
the plague.
Secondly,
pet rats do not bite unless you have been clumsy or careless in your
handling of the rat. You are more likely to be bitten by the pet dog than
you are to be bitten by your pet rat.
Thirdly, rats run around treadmills because they have no
brains. This is completely wrong. Rats are intelligent animals, which is why
they are used for university experiments in the first place. Ratty was so
clever, he educated himself out of a cushy job in the psychology department,
remember. All rats are curious and when let out to play or put into a new
environment will explore the surroundings. They can also be taught numerous
tricks from coming when called to playing rat-basketball, I am assured. Rats
have their own personalities and really enjoy human company. Some may be
adventurous and outgoing, while others may be laid-back and cuddly.
Fourthly, rats are smelly animals that stink the room
out. This is partially true. If you, as the pet owner, do not change
Ratty’s litter tray frequently enough, then a smell of ammonia will
eventuate. If you change it frequently, then it won’t. It’s just like
your pet cat’s litter tray. If you don’t change that frequently, it gets
smelly too.
Changing your rats’ litter when it’s soiled is vital.
Bacteria starts to work immediately on urine, changing it to ammonia, which
causes the strong unpleasant odour that comes from a dirty cage. You should
change the litter in your rat’s cage before the ammonia builds up. If in
doubt, get as close to it as you can and take a big whiff. If it pongs, then
change it!
Rats are also easy to feed as they are omnivores (eat
everything) just like us. In fact, what you feed yourself you can generally
feed to your rat as well (but before it is cooked). According to the Rat Fan
Club, wild rats eat nuts, seeds, grains, vegetables, fruits, insects, worms,
eggs, dead animals, and even frogs, fish, reptiles, birds and mammals that
they catch and kill. This means they are partially predatory and have a high
requirement for some nutrients that are most abundant from animal sources.
This predatory nature is why rats are so smart!
Again, in common with all companion animals, it is
important to keep your pet rat amused and stop boredom. This means changing
the diet daily and supplying rat toys for the cage. It also means spending
some time with your pet rat. Like all pets, they are for every day, not just
for now.
The computer doctor
by Richard Bunch
This is the second part of our recap on some things that
have been in the column over this time and are well worth remembering.
New releases of software, upgrades and Beta releases
abound. Beta releases are pre-release versions of software and very often
considerably larger and slower than their released counterparts would be.
There are several reasons for this, not least that there will in all
probability be some error trapping/reporting code as well as errors in the
code itself. Really, Beta releases are best not installed on a system that
you are not prepared to sacrifice, although some Beta releases are OK, many
are not and can cause some very undesirable results, and furthermore their
uninstallation routines can fail. If you really can’t resist the
temptation and everything appears to be OK, KIV that this is Beta and any
undesirable effects may not be immediately apparent. Also when the released
version comes along, it is good practice (if possible) to remove the Beta
release first even if the upgrade says otherwise. Of course after removing
the Beta restart the PC before installing the upgrade/released version.
Contingency is something that has always been important,
never more so than now, as viruses become more destructive and applications
get more complex. For this reason I always run 2 hard disks, and I mean
physical disks, but if your budget won’t stretch to this, a portioned
drive is better than nothing at all. With this system in place, the
operating system and programs should be installed on the first drive or
partition; ‘live’ data should then be on the second drive or partition
and ‘backup’ data on the first drive or partition. Use a utility like
Second Copy 2000 to run backups in the background at predetermined
intervals/times. This first line of defence makes reinstalling an operating
system a lot simpler as all data is already backed up. This is not total
security, though, and with CD ROM writers so cheap now (4,000 – 5,000
baht) it really is a worthwhile exercise to install one of these and get
into the habit of burning a CD with data and configuration settings on a
regular basis. By using a CD, even if a virus is backed up too and this
virus has destroyed your PC, it is cocooned on the CD and it should be
possible with care to recover all the data from the CD.
One thing computer geeks are all guilty of is just doing
another five minutes, and then before you know it, five minutes has become
five hours. Of course this is normally at the wrong end of the day and
tiredness creeps in, mistakes happen and a near disaster occurs, all that
good work down the drain. It is better to be disciplined and go to bed and
do it the next day. Very often repetitive things are needed, like making
users and setting partitions, and even with a tick list it is easy to
forget, and one find oneself asking, did I set that permission for Tommy or
Jenny…
If an Operating System, Windows 98, and ME fails to start
or is displaying strange characteristics, it can often be resurrected by
installing the OS again over the top of the present one. Make sure to use
the same directory and at least the same or later release of the OS. Don’t
under any circumstances try to regress in this manner. Also make sure to use
the same language version. Windows 2000, NT and XP all have their own
inbuilt recovery procedures which are designed to ‘self heal’ and will
more often than not succeed. In order to maximize their effectiveness make
sure you spend a little time making the recovery disks. If none of these
works, you are probably facing a clean install but this should be the very
last resort.
Send your questions or comments to the Pattaya Mail
at 370/7-8 Pattaya Second Road, Pattaya City, 20260 or fax to 038 427 596 or
e-mail to [email protected] The views and comments expressed within
this column are not necessarily those of the writer or Pattaya Mail
Publishing.
Richard Bunch is managing director of Action Computer
Technologies Co., Ltd. For further information, please telephone 0 1782
4829, fax 0 38 426 335, e-mail: [email protected] or see the firm’s website www.act.co.th
Social Commentary by
Khai Khem
A mid-life job change is sometimes a good
idea
I had a phone call the other day which prompted me to
invite the caller to the Friday Breakfast Club, about which I have written
in this column. Was the poor gentleman under the impression that I am a
councillor or a psychiatrist instead of just a newspaper hack? This is not a
new experience, thus I have acquired a coping tool which gets me off the
hook. Bring the newcomer to our Friday breakfast group, and let him or her
toss the ideas or complaints around in a friendly atmosphere where no holds
are barred. The up-side is that there is also the safety net of pathos into
which one may fall if one is actually losing one’s grip. In other words,
‘couch time’ is available from 10 a. m. until noon once a week, and none
of us gets a bill larger than the cost of a few fried eggs and a gallon of
bad coffee.
Our new Australian friend was just getting his feet wet
in Thailand and was looking for gainful employment here. Middle aged,
retired, recently divorced after a 25 year marriage and at loose ends as to
what to do with the rest of his life, he decided to come to Pattaya and have
a look around. Naturally at this point in his tale of woe we all started to
exchange looks and roll our eyes. We have all seen this movie a hundred
times and can pretty much speak all the actor’s lines from memory. This
chap surprised us. He didn’t join us to pick our brains about the local
fillies, nor complain about his acrimonious divorce. He really missed his
job and that sense of belonging he had had in the workplace. Money was not
the problem. What to do with the rest of his life seemed to be more on his
mind.
Early retirement, the forced layoff and the mid-life
career change is not all that uncommon; it happens a lot. Frankly, it is
business as usual these days, and with the coming global economic slow-down
it will become more and more a fact of life. Workers are less tied to
companies emotionally than they used to be. And companies tend to feel the
same way about employees. That means a better paying job or a need to cut
operating costs doesn’t get short-circuited as easily by emotion. Some
businesses believe it should be all about productivity, and not so much
about comfort and loyalty. It is particularly true if these two ideas get in
the way of efficiency. This may sound cold, but a common survey of the
global workplace debunks the widely held belief that at some higher income
and educational levels job loss does not always evoke extreme stress, family
strife, strained relationships and financial ruin, especially those middle
management and senior executives who are between the ages of 30-50.
Discussing the advantages of losing one’s secure
employment during an economic downturn may not arouse cheers of agreement
from readers who find themselves exactly in this position. In fact the
timing may seem to stink. The fact is that many individuals find this is
exactly when a mid-life career change would actually elevate them not only
to a more satisfying way to earn a living, but provides fertile ground on
which to cultivate personal growth. Many people, both men and women, stick
to careers they chose when they were young and cling to them out through
thick and thin, even when they eventually found their final choice turned
out to be a life-long rut from which they might never escape. When the rug
is suddenly pulled out from under them, for whatever reason, they are forced
to re-think their possibilities and open up their eyes. A fresh view of the
world and a little imagination can uncover and reveal promise in other
fields of endeavour they would have never considered without shock therapy.
And so it was with our Australian friend who came to
Thailand for a much deserved holiday. Two weeks of leisure and lying on the
beach licking his wounds gave him time to reflect on the fact that for years
he had not actually liked his boring middle management position in a rather
lacklustre manufacturing company. Nor had he been deliriously happy in his
equally laconic marriage. But he was definitely not in a state of depression
bordering on self destruction. In fact, he appeared rather happy,
emotionally stable and optimistic. He wasn’t certain just what kind of
work he would find here but he certainly didn’t need any hand holding or
baby-sitting. Our little group was actually quite impressed. Finally! A
Western man who comes to Pattaya who’s cheese has not totally slipped off
his cracker ... and the best part is that ‘we’ found him first! The rest
of us threw ourselves upon him and unloaded our own problems on through
breakfast and well into lunch. Turned out we needed the ‘couch time’
more than he did.
Down The Iron Road: The
Great Western Family 4-6-0
- Part 8
by John D. Blyth, P.O.
Box 97, Pattaya City 20260
‘Saints’ Alive!
When I introduced the Churchward prototype 4-6-0s early
in this series, I didn’t mention the fact that as soon as the designer was
satisfied with the product quite a number more generally similar engines
were built. Thirteen were built, surprisingly, as 4-4-2s, only to be
converted eventually to 4-6-0s to cope better with the tough grades in the
west country. Others were built up to 1913, all as 4-6-0s and in batches of
ten or twelve at a time. At the very last, five were cancelled in favour of
five more ‘Stars’. Each batch had a theme for the names: the earlier
ones were named after characters in the ‘Scott’ novels (no clear
connection with the Great Western!) then in no special order ‘Stately
Homes’ - Courts in this case; ‘Stately Ladies’, although how Lady
Macbeth crept into this series is in some doubt; and ‘Saints’, not
Biblical ones but the more heroic kind such as ‘Saint George’.
‘Saint’
type 4-6-0 as rebuilt as the prototype of the ‘Hall’ Class. The second
engine is a ‘King’ Class and they are on the climb from Totnes to
Dainton Tunnel in 1956.
The class as a whole became known as the ‘Saint
Class’. Various improvements were made as time went by. All had the famous
No. 1 boiler which was eventually superheated, and many which were built
with a heavy and awkward lever for reversing and altering the valve cut-off
had this replaced by a slightly more convenient ‘screw’ reverse.
Frankly, there was barely room for the latter in the miniscule Churchward
cab and the unfortunate driver standing up all the time had also to lean
over the reversing screw to see the road ahead. Legend has it that this led
to some men having a permanently bent spine as a result and that this
feature became known as the “29 bend” since the engines were all
numbered in a series starting with ‘29’.
The ‘Saints’ were hard-working, hard wearing engines
well liked even if short on creature comforts. One was the subject of an
experiment that led to a very numerous class.
Saint Martin, No 2925
This was the ‘guinea pig’ just referred to.
Churchward had just retired at the end of 1922 and was followed by C.B.
Collett, previously his assistant. The game little 4301 Class 2-6-0s were
becoming somewhat outclassed and there were demands for a bigger type for
‘mixed traffic’ work. Collett accordingly rebuilt No. 2925 with 6 foot
wheels, 8 1/2 inches less then standard for the Class. No other changes were
made until later. The result was that the engine could be spotted by
sharp-eyed observers as the boiler was about 4 inches lower than previously
and it was to remain so until scrapping in 1959. No. 2925 was also provided
with an improved cab similar to those on the new 4-cylinder ‘Castle’
Class. No 4900, as it now was, became the prototype for the ‘Hall’ Class
which eventually ran into hundreds. ‘Stately Homes’, again - and the
publicity people were hard put to it to find enough names.
The Modified ‘Halls’
Collett had retired early in World War 2 and he was
replaced by F. Hawkesworth, another life-long Great Western servant. A new
man even in war has to leave his mark somehow, so with No. 6959 we found
ourselves with the ‘Modified Halls’ incorporating a few small but
obvious design changes, not all obviously useful or real improvements.
Hawkesworth
‘Modified Hall’ locomotive; the sloping ends of the full-length frames
can be seen at the front and the longer steam-pipes (compare with No. 2925
above) can be seen, also a modern ‘slab-sided’ tender.
An enlarged superheater was an obvious advantage in a
period when the quality of coal supplied was always in doubt. Churchward had
always insisted on a small super-heater, a concept now often seen to be
wrong. The ‘Yankee’ idea of casting two identical cylinder blocks and
docking them together back-to-back, although it entailed a rather strange
arrangement at the front end of the frames, had served well. But it was
decided to have separate cylinders screwed to the frames separately, the
main frames then being extended to the front buffer beam. Finally, the old
type of leading bogie was abandoned and one with two plate frames, one
either side, was substituted.
When production was all-important, this seemed hardly the
time for fiddling changes like these but Hawkesworth was no slave to
tradition. He may even have been using the ‘Hall’ basics to gain
experience for at least one new locomotive type to be built when the war was
over - or maybe even two! It is a fact that a new 4-6-0 type went into
traffic very quickly when the war was over and it has been suggested that a
design for a Pacific was also being planned, but that work had not got far
when orders were received to stop work on the ‘Pacific.’ Churchward had
been heard to say on at least one occasion that ‘The Great Bear’ had
taught him all he needed to know. The characteristics of the main lines are
not such as to call for locomotives of such a type. Despite the beautiful
alignment of the main line out of London there are some fearsome grades on
most lines elsewhere on the network, and visiting Pacifics have often been
in bad trouble on these sections.
Three more 4-6-0 types to inspect next week, and finally
a note on Churchward himself.
The Message In The
Moon: Sun in Cancer/Moon in Cancer - The Protector
by Anchalee Kaewmanee
Self-protection is almost everything to the double
Cancer. From early childhood until late in life, these natives will seek
shelter. They probably think the world is out to get them, so they spend
most of their life preparing defenses, building fortresses and worrying
about possible chinks in their armor.
But this combination gives great strengths as well as
innumerable weaknesses. The emotional sensitivity and depth of the Cancer
Sun is intensified when combined with a Cancer Moon. Their sensitivity is
heightened, but also their shrewdness is increased. Their ability to
construct even thicker barriers between themselves and their surroundings is
astonishing. The Cancer-Cancer possesses great subtlety, intelligence and
imagination. The hostility and competitiveness that one sees around these
natives will either force them to make use of their natural gifts or cause
them to withdraw behind a thousand locked doors.
Childhood was probably the early testing ground for
people born as double Cancers. Cautious experimentation taught the safest
and most certain way to maneuver in a highly unpredictable world. Once that
pattern of behavior was set, these individuals tenaciously cling to it. In
dealing with others, they will maintain a modest low profile. But don’t
let that fool you. They are active all the time, moving about, shifting
tactics and assuming attitudes which suit the moment. Master tacticians and
diplomats, they know instinctively what others expect from them.
In conflicts, they never approach an opponent head on.
These natives prefer indirect means since there is nothing more they fear
than exposure. If their surroundings are genuinely hostile or threatening,
they may withdraw completely. They would rather dwell in total isolation.
The drawback of this attitude is that in actual fact, most people are not
very much concerned with what the Cancer-Cancer chooses to keep hidden. That
acute paranoia is a product of ego. The Cancer Moon gives these persons the
ability to absorb and retain knowledge effortlessly which is a true gift.
But often that hypersensitivity interprets a minor insult or affront as a
sign of rejection. Lapsing into cynicism or brooding for long periods of
time is not healthy.
Like the tides, these natives fluctuate in their feelings
and sympathies, and are subject to wide swings of depression and elation.
Extreme sensitivity may cause them to avoid intimate relationships
altogether. But on the positive side, it also gives them the ability to
understand the moods of those with whom they do become close. There is also
a great ability to create, once many of those fears and phobias have been
erased.
Aside from creative endeavors, this combination has a
shrewd eye for business and an uncanny flair for finance. Many double
Cancers are highly spiritual and may be drawn onto a religious path in order
to fulfill inner needs. Of course they should be wary of bizarre forms of
religion and cults, since they are easily lead astray by anything esoteric.
That generous nature so prevalent in this sign does not
necessarily mean that giving love is easy for one so caught up in
self-preservation. Nevertheless, these natives really must have a permanent
romantic relationship of give and take. This is a necessary step toward
emotional maturity, and they must learn to be less fault-finding and to take
a little criticism now and then.
A Slice of Thai
History: The Opium Trade
by Duncan Steam
Part Two 1855 - 1916
A British mission, led by John Bowring, the governor of
Hong Kong, came to Thailand in 1855 to re-negotiate the 1826 Burney
commercial treaty. The resultant document, known as the Bowring Treaty was
signed and ratified by both Great Britain and Thailand and led to the
British gaining greater economic access to Thai markets in exchange for a
fairly worthless guarantee to maintain an independent Thailand.
Basically, the British insisted that Thailand accept the
opium trade. The treaty allowed the Thai government to impose an import duty
on all commodities except opium, although the level of duty was limited to
just three percent. King Mongkut was also compelled to abolish all other
royal trading monopolies.
By the terms of the Bowring Treaty, Thailand was
compelled to accept as much opium as the British could supply and could not
enact laws to exclude it.
In an effort to make up the revenue shortfalls created by
the Bowring Treaty, King Mongkut enlarged the Chinese-run franchises
controlling opium, lotteries, gambling and alcohol production and sales.
This situation remained in place until 1907 when the Thai
government removed the Chinese middlemen and assumed responsibility for the
management and administration of the opium trade. This was two years after a
major economic recession that was to last for almost a decade struck
Thailand. The downturn was blamed on Chinese millers and middlemen in the
rice trade as well as the increasing numbers of Chinese immigrants. By 1910,
almost 10% of Thailand’s population was of Chinese extraction, providing a
ready and increasing market for the opium trade.
In 1908 President Theodore Roosevelt of the United
States, concerned about the worldwide trade in narcotics, lobbied the
leaders of a number of European and Asian countries to create an
International Opium Commission.
This forum met in Shanghai, China between February 5 and
26, 1909 and was charged with the task of establishing methods to control
narcotics. Delegates came from the United States, Great Britain, France, the
Netherlands, Portugal, Germany, Italy, Austria-Hungary, Russia, Persia,
China and Thailand.
The delegates to the commission had no power to compel
any nation to adhere to its findings and recommendations. In fact, the final
resolutions of the commission, although all carefully qualified
recommendations, were left unsigned by the various delegates. Instead, they
voted that the commission president, an American, should sign on behalf of
them all.
Prior to the outbreak of the First World War in 1914
there were three international conferences at The Hague, all under the
leadership of the United States.
To give some idea of the extent of the opium trade, the
number of chests imported into Thailand through Bangkok between 1911 and
1912 was 1,270. These imports peaked in the years 1914, 1915 and 1916 when
around 2,000 chests of opium came into the country. At the same time the
number of retail opium shops grew from 2,985 in 1912-1913 to a peak of 3,132
in 1914-1915.
Women’s World: Salem
by Lesley Warner
What evil spirit have you familiarity with?
None.
Have you made no contract with the devil?
No.
Why do you hurt these children?
I do not hurt them. I scorn it.
Who do you employ then to do it?
I employ nobody.
What creature do you employ then?
No creature. I am falsely accused.
Dialogue based on the examination of Sarah Good by Judges
Hathorne and Corwin, from The Salem Witchcraft Papers, Book II, p.355.
I couldn’t mention witches in my column without
including the famous Salem Witch Trials of 1692, a horrifying time of
hysteria and fear which led to the deaths of several innocent women and men.
The majority were women; those frequently denounced were women whose
behaviour or economic circumstances were somehow disturbing to the social
order and conventions of the time. Although this was not always the case
some were faithful churchgoers and people of high standing in the community.
On January 20 1692 a chain of events started, leading to
the death of 24 people, nineteen were hanged on Gallows Hill in Salem Town
and some died tortured in prison. Nine-year-old Elizabeth Parris and
eleven-year-old Abigail Williams, the daughter and niece of the Salem
Village minister, Reverend Samuel Parris began to exhibit strange behaviour,
such as blasphemous screaming, convulsive seizures, trance-like states and
mysterious spells. Within a short time, several other Salem girls began to
demonstrate similar behaviour. By mid-February, unable to determine any
physical cause for the symptoms and dreadful behaviour, physicians concluded
that the girls were under the influence of Satan.
Then it started to list just a few of the events:
March 12 - Martha Corey is accused of witchcraft.
March 19 - Rebecca Nurse was denounced as a witch.
March 21 - Martha Corey was examined before Magistrates
Hathorne and Corwin.
March 24 - Rebecca Nurse was examined before Magistrates
Hathorne and Corwin.
March 28 - Elizabeth Proctor was denounced as a witch.
April 3 - Sarah Cloyce, Rebecca Nurse’s sister, was
accused of witchcraft.
April 11 - Elizabeth Proctor and Sarah Cloyce were
examined before Hathorne, Corwin, Deputy Governor Thomas Danforth, and
Captain Samuel Sewall.
April 19 - Abigail Hobbs, Bridget Bishop, Giles Corey,
and Mary Warren were examined. William Hobbs, “I can deny it to my dying
day.”
October 8 - After 20 people had been executed in the
Salem witch-hunt, Thomas Brattle wrote a letter criticizing the witchcraft
trials. This letter had great impact on Governor Phips, who ordered that
reliance on spectral and intangible evidence no longer be allowed in trials.
October 29 - Governor Phips dissolved the Court of Oyer
and Terminer.
November 25 - The General Court of the colony created the
Superior Court to try the remaining witchcraft cases, which took place in
May 1693. This time no one was convicted.
Mary Easty, “... if it be possible no more innocent
blood be shed ... I am clear of this sin.”
It went on too numerous to mention, yet it’s a very
interesting subject worth reading about, if only to realise the craziness
and danger of people afraid.
Antiques, are they
genuine?: Other 18th Century Fakes
by Apichart Panyadee
Engraved Jacobite and Williamite glasses have been
produced continuously since the originals were made, and therefore accurate
dating becomes a priority. In the case of Williamite glass, one needs to
look at shape, style and color as the engraving tends to follow an
established tradition of William II on horseback surrounded by various
mottoes and inscriptions, including many references to the Battle of the
Boyne on July 1st 1760. With Jacobite glass, suspicion is usually aroused if
the glass carries too many explicit references to the Young Pretender such
as roses, oak leaves, stars and Latin phrases and dates. The originals
supported the Stuart cause with more subtle allusions. Some ‘Jacobite’
engraving, including the diamond point “Amen” subject matter, has been
added onto genuine period glasses.
A
tumbler enameled after a Beilby goblet in the Victoria and Albert Museum.
Made at Cumbria Crystal in the 1970’s, signed in diamond point
There is a very real difficulty in judging whether any
engraving is contemporary with the glass; 18th century engraving was of
medium quality and is easily imitated. Some historians have attempted to
decipher certain hands by looking closely at the details of Jacobite glass
but there is still no hard and fast rule that can be applied. It may be of
some slight consolation to collectors to know that certain glasses have not
been faked. Among these are ‘Lynn’ glasses, and ratafia glasses which
for some reason have also escaped the attention of the forger.
Decanters
Decanters from the late 18th century have been copied
profusely, whereas the earlier cruciform shapes have been left alone.
Replicas of the club-shaped decanters in blue and green with gilded
imitation wine labels were imported from Czechoslovakia in the 1930s but are
too shiny and glossy and their gilding is of poor quality. Another group of
fakes which appeared a few years ago were white opaline mallet-shaped
decanters with painted medallions. They may have been made in Portugal and
were good copies but their extra thickness and the fact that too many
appeared at once gave them away.
Jacobite
glasses from the 20th century
Irish decanters impressed with the names of the
glasshouses such as Waterloo, County Cork; B. Edwards, Belfast; and
Waterford Penrose and Cork Glass Co. have been favorite targets. The Cork
fakes appear most often. Signs to look for are the bright quality of the
metal, clearly readable lettering (sometimes with only the world “Cork”)
and a noticeable degree of overblow over the edge of the base mold. Period
pieces show a fire polished finish on the peg of the stopper. Fake stoppers
were blown into a badly fitting mold and one half is slightly staggered,
resulting in a bad fit. It is also rare to find a very clear original
Waterford mark.
Cut glass
The correct identification of cut glass must be one of
the most difficult areas of all glass authentications. In England the same
methods of roughing the initial design followed by smoothing and final
polishing, remained unchanged from the early 19th century until the 1950s.
By 1900 the technique of acid polishing was gradually being introduced,
which gives some help to collectors.
Three
marked Cork Glass Co. decanters, but only the one in the center is genuine.
On some of the fakes the name of the factory is too close to the pontil mark
Polishing on a brush wheel with putty powder retained the
crispness and grain marks of the stone wheels but acid polishing removes all
these signs and tends to round off the edges of the cuts.
1916
dated pattern of H. G. Richardson & Sons showing a replica of a 1790
decanter together with a pattern for decoration
However, by the early 20th century some accurate
reproductions were still finished by brush polishing to achieve the
authentic texture of much older examples.
By the late 19th century the quality of glass had
improved considerably, and tended towards ‘whiter’ clarity without the
slight grayish tinge of old glass. This comparison becomes combined with a
knowledge of the preferred 19th century shapes of jugs and other items gives
at least two clues to help unravel this puzzle.
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