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Family Money: Time
to return to Bonds?
By Leslie
Wright
A few weeks back, we took a look at what bonds are, and
the confusion that many investors have over how they work and the
technical jargon that surrounds them.
Generally regarded as low-risk investments - hence a
conservative alternative to equities - they have, however, performed
poorly relative to both equities and cash over the past 18 months.
There is a lot of bad news currently factored into bond
prices. The US futures market is currently predicting a rate rise of about
1% before the end of this year, with a 0.5% rise across the Eurozone and
the UK with a further 0.25% rise in Japan.
What does this mean? As much of the bad news is now in
bond prices, it is widely believed that there is scope for markets to be
pleasantly surprised as events unfold.
Clearly, there is some uncertainty about the immediate
prospect for a US rate rise: the market would be surprised if there were
no further rises in the offing; but the extent of the rises could have
confusing implications.
For example, another 0.25% rise could mean that further
rate rises are yet to come, causing further bond market weakness as yields
move to reflect possibly one or two more increases.
However, the US Federal Reserve chairman, Alan
Greenspan, last year talked of “pre-empting forces of imbalance before
they threaten economic stability”. This statement still holds true and
we could well get another 0.5% rise - but the prospects for inflation
would then reduce correspondingly.
As a result, and slightly paradoxically in light of
economic theory, the larger rise could have a more beneficial effect on
bond yields in the US.
With this in mind, some Fixed Interest fund managers
are relatively optimistic on bond markets - despite the disappointing
returns seen over the past several months.
Fixed interest securities - especially highly rated
government bonds - have been one of the best choices for the lower-risk
investor over the past decade. Indeed, for the most part, bonds have risen
with equities.
Over the past eighteen months or so there has been a
notable change in the relative and absolute performance of world bonds,
with a peak in the last quarter of 1998. Since that point, with the
exception of a few brief rallies, bonds have fallen.
There are several reasons for this.
Q4 98
The last quarter of 1998 was the turning point.
Bond markets had just experienced one of their
best-ever short-term rallies on the back of the Russian currency
devaluation in August.
This sparked fears of a global financial meltdown:
confidence was low and there was a very real fear of growth deteriorating
and tuning into a global recession. This environment was perfect for bond
markets due to their perceived status as a “safe haven”.
However, an aggressive monetary stance by the US
Federal Reserve, with interest rates being cut three times in October and
November from 5.5% to 4.75%, resulted in one of the sharpest turnarounds
on record for the struggling equity markets. This not only boosted
confidence in the US economy, but also laid the foundations for a
worldwide recovery.
Unfortunately, unlike the previous few years, what was
good for the economy proved bad for bond markets.
Over the first half of 1999, the same trend continued.
There was a blip in January with the Brazilian currency devaluation, but
this turned out to have little lasting damage. Indeed, Latin American
stock markets soared as the Real stabilised and foreign money poured back
into the region, with Brazilian equities ending the year as one of the
star performers of 1999.
Asian markets were even stronger. The weakest elements
of the global economy were Europe and Japan - although JGB’s prospered
in this environment. Global Bond markets continued to suffer due to
investors’ preference for equities.
In the latter half of 1999, bond markets showed signs
of hope. Inflationary fears had been building throughout the first half of
the year, resulting in the first of a succession of rises in US interest
rates.
Whilst this would normally be seen as a further
negative for fixed interest markets, bonds actually responded positively
to monetary tightening in the hope that interest rates could be kept lower
for longer.
From July’s low point, the JP Morgan Global index
gained almost 4% by the end of October and still managed to end the latter
half of the year slightly ahead.
Although this was a big improvement on the first half
of the year, bonds still substantially under-performed equity markets,
which were enjoying a momentum driven rally in technology, media and
telecom stocks.
Also, there were still significant concerns over the
threat of building inflationary pressures - best highlighted by the price
of oil which jumped from $10 to $25 a barrel during 1999.
This was further exacerbated by an autumn recovery in
many core European countries that had previously been flirting with
recession.
With recovery in Europe now well underway, analysts
questioned whether there would still be enough spare global capacity to
fund the ever-insatiable US economy. There was also the threat of huge
Japanese government debt flooding the market and the effects this could
have on nascent signs of recovery.
Q1&2 2000
Over the past six months bond markets have continued to
be at the mercy of equity markets. When the latter have been popular -
especially technology stocks - bonds have been weak.
Booming equity markets in the latter quarter of 1999
and first quarter of this year helped pushed US economic growth to new
highs. Fourth quarter GDP was twice revised higher from 5.8% (annual) to
7.3%, the highest figure for 16 years.
The Federal Reserve has tried to engineer a “soft
landing” in the US equity market by more monetary tightening but with
limited success. The result for bond markets has been an increasingly
inverted yield curve. The yield on US 10-year Treasuries reached 6.8% in
January on concern that inflation would spiral out of control and force
substantially higher interest rates.
The correction in technology stocks in late March and
April sparked a “flight to quality”, giving a boost to bond markets
and blue-chip stocks. Yields on US Treasuries fell sharply: 10-year bond
yields were down to 5.77% (5.67% for the long bond) on the 10th of April.
By mid May the situation had reversed as the Nasdaq
received fresh support. However, over the last few weeks, even with
further technology buying, yields have reversed sharply.
Influencing factors
There are many factors that influence bond markets and
at present the balance may be tilting towards the positive.
Inflation is undeniably the major concern, although
recently there have been signs that it is more under control than many
people thought. The recent NAPM survey indicated that production had
slowed and price pressures had eased in May - producer prices were flat
over the same month - and consumer inflation is falling.
If this trend continues it may influence the Federal
Reserve to re-assess their hawkish stance and leave interest rates
unchanged.
On the other hand, oil prices continue to rise,
breaking through $30 a barrel again on Tuesday 13th June. The recent OPEC
agreement seemed to indicate that if the price of oil broke through $28 a
barrel, they would increase production. This could certainly pose a
threat, especially in the US where consumers are up-in-arms at the recent
price rise. The high level of consumer confidence also looks out of kilter
with sustained economic slowdown.
Going forward
It is clear that equity markets have fundamentally
changed over the past quarter.
The momentum buying that sent dot-com companies of
dubious quality to multi-billion dollar valuations has perhaps disappeared
for good. The focus is now much more clearly on quality.
In this environment, the fundamental attractiveness of
bonds may be more appealing.
We have seen many false dawns over the past eighteen
months when bonds appeared to offer good value but failed to attract
support. Maybe a more rational equity market will also be positive for
bonds; it worked well enough for much of the past decade. It might now be
time for a return to a period of greater correlation between the
performance of debt and capital.
Leslie Wright is Managing Director of Westminster
Portfolio Services (Thailand) Ltd., a firm of independent financial
advisors providing advice to expatriate residents of the Eastern Seaboard
on personal financial planning and international investments. If you have
any comments or queries on this article, or about other topics concerning
investment matters, contact Leslie directly by fax on (038) 232522 or
e-mail [email protected]. Further details and back articles can be
accessed on his firm’s website on www.westminsterthailand.com
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The Computer Doctor
by Richard Bunch
This week is Part 3 of the security and privacy on your
computers topic. In the previous two parts we have covered firewalls,
Internet sharing and miscellaneous security related issues. In this issue
we will look at some of the software available that provides Parental
Control over the PC’s use.
Cyber Patrol is an Internet access management
utility that also manages application usage from your PC. It allows
parents or teachers to manage computer use in their own household or
classroom. It also controls access from any computer to the Internet. The
controlled applications include any Winsock compliant Internet
application, e.g. Netscape, Internet Explorer, or CompuServe. Cyber Patrol
loads during start-up and runs in the background to control access to all
associated applications. With Cyber Patrol for Individual workstations,
families can protect Internet access at the client level. Cyber Patrol
offers easy set-up and effective online protection using the daily updated
CyberLIST’s and advanced settings.
It features an easy to navigate menu, which clearly
displays a comprehensive view of options and settings, allowing for easy
installation and use. A three-month subscription to the professionally
researched compilation of websites is arranged into four for various
levels. It is also possible to restrict access to certain times of day and
limit the total time spent on-line, useful for getting the homework done
first! Up to 9 users plus a visitor/default is available. This
conveniently allows each member of the household their own separate
selections and passwords. It has access to a daily updated list of blocked
sites to assure greater protection. For Windows versions only, ChatGuard
will prevent children from divulging personal information on-line, such as
name, phone number, e-mail address, etc.
SiteKiosk is a program that gives you complete
control over what your child or young ones can view when logging onto the
Internet and it’s very user-friendly, being very simple to operate. It
provides many great options when you create a profile such as denying the
user access to visiting illegal sites (SiteCoach Plug-in). You can specify
a start-up page, you can set-up a screensaver when idling, you can also
allow printing if you wish, easily modify the browser interface using a
defined set of buttons, you can also hide the address button for different
URLs, and more extra options that you want to incorporate. Another
interesting feature that this program can do is that you can integrate it
into a coin-operated computer (WebFinancer Plug-in) so users pay for how
long they want to use the computer for. This is useful for a business that
wants to start charging people for computer usage like arcade games. In
addition, you can integrate this with a touch screen. This piece of
software is not expensive and a must have program for parents who want to
limit their child’s Internet browsing space.
Net Nanny enables you to configure many features
such as to monitor, screen and block access to anything residing on, or
running in, out or through your PC, online or off. Net Nanny is a two-way
screening in real-time and only you determine what is screened with the
help of the NetNanny website list, which can be downloaded free.
Obviously there are many other applications that
perform similar functions and one may suit your requirements better than
another.
Send your questions or comments to the Pattaya Mail at
370/7-8 Pattaya Second Road, Pattaya City, 20260 or Fax to 038 427 596 or
E-mail to [email protected].
The views and comments expressed within this column are not necessarily
those of the writer or Pattaya Mail Publishing.
Richard Bunch is Managing Director of Action Computer
Technologies Co., Ltd. Providing professional services which include
website design, website promotion (cloaking) turnkey e-commerce solutions,
website hosting, domain name registration, computer and peripheral sales
service and repairs, networks (LAN & WAN) and IT consulting. Please
telephone 038 716 816, e-mail [email protected]
or see our website www.act.co.th
Successfully Yours: Witoon
Wongsawat
Witoon Wongsawat is the new General Manager of the Diana
Group, one of the most well respected business conglomerates in Pattaya, and
owned by Khun Noy, better known as the Chonburi Children’s Court Judge,
Sopin Thappajug.
At 44 years of age, Witoon is a remarkable man who has
converted what could have been life’s problems into kick starting his own
success.
He
is a “local boy”, having been born in Chonburi, the fourth child in a
family of eight. His father was president of the Fisheries Association and
Witoon’s life would undoubtedly have been mapped out for him from the
beginning - secondary school, university and then possibly a secure job in a
government office. This was not to be so, however.
Young Witoon went to secondary school in Bangkok, but then,
in the eyes of his father, went off the rails. At fifteen years of age he met
the girl of his dreams, married and became a father. This was not the start
that had been planned and Witoon’s father was not impressed.
With responsibility thrust upon his very young shoulders,
it was off to work to support his wife and family, beginning as a bartender at
the Hyatt Rama in Bangkok. But he enjoyed the Eastern Seaboard more and he
scored a position as the Bar Supervisor at the Regent of Pattaya, now known as
the Montien Pattaya.
All the time, his family kept growing, and it was not long
before he had three children, two girls and one boy, to provide for as well as
for his wife and himself. Diligently he applied himself to his work, working
his way up the hospitality ladder as he moved through different hotels and
resorts.
However, when the opportunity came his way to be the
Section Head in Catering with Scandinavian Airlines, he took it. There was
just one problem - they seconded him to Saudi Arabian Airways and he had to
move to Saudi. “It was terrible, but the pay was good, but my wife had to
stay in Thailand with the three children.”
Witoon freely admits that the four and a half years he
spent in Saudi gave him some financial stability, but with his family asking
for their father to return, it was back to Thailand and back onto the
corporate hospitality ladder, even though the financial rewards were not
there. But the family rewards were.
He continued working his way up, becoming the General
Manager of the Bel-Aire Princess in Bangkok and then branching out into
university lecturing on his day off, running classes on Hotel Management at
Rangsit University and on Alcoholic Beverages Technology at Thammasat
University. Witoon is not one to shirk from work!
From the Bel-Aire Princess, he moved into other hotels in
Thailand, some in Rayong, the South and Ranong. While at these, he continued
his lecturing commitments in Bangkok, travelling each week to honour his
teaching responsibilities.
However, it seems that once the Pattaya bug bites you, it
makes you want to come back, and Witoon is no exception. “I resigned from
the position as GM at the Royal Princess, Ranong, because I wanted to come
back to Pattaya - back to my home. Pattaya is not big, but we have everything
here: schools, hospitals, transport, hotels and restaurants. I like it
here.”
For once, he was not going to a job, so he went and visited
Khun Noy, whom he had known for over ten years, because he knew she had many
contacts in the industry. I said to her, “Do you know of any job openings in
Pattaya?” and she replied, “Yes! Here!” So he literally fell into the
Diana Group by accident - or luck.
Of course, the Diana Group is heavily based around golf, so
I asked Witoon about his hobbies, expecting him to say “Golf” immediately.
When he did not, I asked directly about whether he was an avid player. He
replied, “I should say yes - but really it’s no,” he said with an
embarrassed grin.
His real hobby is being a newspaper and magazine columnist,
something he has done for over twenty years, and writes about wine for the
Thai Daily News and up-market magazines such as the Bangkok version of Elle.
I asked Witoon whether he would change anything in his life
if he could get a replay. “No, I am very happy. I would not change
anything,” was the reply. He then went on to expand on this. “I have been
married for twenty nine years and my wife helped a lot in my success. If I did
not have her, I would not be here today.”
He continued by saying, “When I was fifteen I had no
goals - other than to provide for my family. It was that sense that made me
strive. I had to do something good for them. That is what gave me my
success.” He admits that at times it had been hard, but he is proud that his
children went to Assumption College and then to Assumption University. “It
was difficult, but one must try.”
It is always pleasant to write a story with a “happy
ending”. Witoon and his wife of twenty nine years are still together and
Witoon speaks with pride of his children. “The eldest girl is an operation
manager in a Bangkok Forwarding Agency, my boy is the Sales Manager at the
Montien in Pattaya and our last girl graduates from University this year.”
Witoon did not sacrifice his life for his family - the family is his life!
Snap Shots: Looking
after your investment
by Harry Flashman
Everyone believes in looking after your investments.
After all, our financial columnist Leslie Wright has thousands of tips for
you to ensure the viability and longevity of your financial investments.
Harry here has now a few tips on how to look after your photographic
investments - investments that can be quite big ticket investments too.
In
fact, Harry Flashman’s favourite lens was a 40 mm Hasselblad wide angle,
with a huge bit of glass on the front, that would cost in Thailand over
200,000 baht. Makes you think, doesn’t it. However, even humble point
and shooters will benefit from being looked after. Any camera will give
you better and more reliable service, and not let you down when you are
about to take the one shot that will make you millions of baht in the
international news market.
The first concept is to understand just what it is that
will go well towards destroying your camera. This is simply: dust and
grit, moisture and condensation, battery acid and being dropped. Looking
after your investment is then a simple case of countering the above
factors. Let’s look at these.
Moisture and condensation are the easiest ones to
counter, but the dampness comes from more than just being caught out in
the rain. Thailand is a hot and humid environment. How many times have you
taken your camera outside and found you could not see through the
viewfinder because it had steamed up? That is condensation. The best
answer here is to keep small sachets of silica gel in your camera bag, or
in the little “socks” you keep the lenses in. When the silica gel
changes colour you can pop them back in the microwave and rejuvenate them
very easily. Many bottles of medication come with perfect little sachets
in the top of them.
There will also be times when you get caught in the
rain, or you may even want to get rain shots. The camera body is
reasonably waterproof, but you should carefully wipe the outside of the
case dry afterwards, and especially blow air around the lens barrel and
the lens mount.
Dust and grit is the ever present danger in the
environment. How many times have you got a small piece of grit in your
eye? Often, I will wager. Small particles such as that can be very bad for
the lens focussing and zooming mechanics too. When the camera back is
opened, while changing film for example, any airborne grit can get into
the shutter mechanism and damage it, or even just get stuck on the spring
loaded pressure plate that runs on the film. This can leave a linear
streak on the film, damaging every negative in the series - and ruining
your prized photographs. There is really no secret here. Load and reload
in the cleanest environment you can, and carefully blow out the back of
the camera every time you open it up. Never brush bits away with your
fingers - your sweat is corrosive!
That leads us to the even more serious type of
corrosion - leakage from batteries. Just about every camera in the world
these days has a battery, even if it is just to drive the needle on the
light meter. Acid leakage from a battery can totally ruin a modern camera,
getting into the electronics so that it never works properly again. The
answer here is to discard the batteries every twelve months, even if they
seem to be fine, and if you are not going to be using the camera for an
extended period, then take the batteries out altogether.
Finally, keep your camera in a soft case that can
absorb some shocks. Not the silly plastic thing it came in. If you have
not got one - then go out and buy one today. They are very inexpensive,
especially when compared to the cost of the camera! Protect your
investment!
Modern Medicine: A
Wayside Inn of III Repute
by Dr Iain Corness
My Anatomy professor was a brilliant, but irascible,
man called Max Hickey. If it had been today, he would have probably been
called “Mad Max”, but fortunately it was in the pre Mel Gibson era
that I studied under Prof Hickey.
He had flowing white hair in the Einstein genre and had
studied the Arts before turning to Medicine and finally becoming an
Anatomist. Consequently he was one of the few ‘eloquent’ doctors I
have met. He was a confirmed atheist and his wit was rapacious, as all
those from the Evangelical Union who used to occupy the front rows in
lecture theatres were to find out. The bridge players in the back row, he
left unharmed. I was one.
My thoughts turned to Max the other day, after
suffering for a few days with a recurrence of Diverticulitis. This
interesting condition, (it’s not really a ‘disease’), is one of the
pathologies we have produced relatively recently, where, by eating too
much highly refined food we have produced little out-pockets in the wall
of the bowel. These little fingernail-sized appendages are called
‘diverticulae’ (the plural of ‘diverticulum’).
This is where Max comes in, if you were wondering. I
can still see Max, parading up and down in front of the doctors-to-be, and
barking, “What is the origin of diverticulum?” After a decent period
of silence, in which we collectively displayed our ignorance, he thundered
on, “A wayside inn of ill repute, from the Latin, and don’t turn your
nose up, Miss Jones in the front row.” The Evangelical Union visibly
shrank, awaiting the next broadside.
Whether Max’s translation was correct or otherwise is
unimportant. What is was the fact that this medical student has remembered
it all his life. Those little diverticulae are certainly little dens of
iniquity, in the suffering that they wreak upon the unsuspecting owner of
aforesaid appendages!
What happens is that they can become inflamed, so
consequently the bowel does not work properly. This is then called
‘Diverticulitis’ (“itis” referring to inflammation). The
transverse colon swells so much that your stomach becomes like a drum, and
it is almost impossible to do up ones trousers, and even sitting down is
uncomfortable.
The first time I had these symptoms I was around 45
years old and I rang my pet gastroenterologist and relayed the symptoms.
“You’ve got Diverticulitis” was his reply. “I can’t have,”
said I, “I’m too young for that.” “No you’re not,” said he,
“because I’ve got it too, and I’m younger than you!”
So if the gastro boys can get it, what can you do to
try and avoid it? Well, eat plenty of “roughage” - vegetables - and
lay off peanuts. Some bran on your morning cereal is also a good plan.
And what to do when you get a bad attack? Well, first
you have to make sure it really is just Diverticulitis, but my treatment,
which is not quite ‘text book’ but works for me, is plenty of fluids
and 500 mgms of Ciproxin for three mornings. But do check first! OK?
Dear
Madam Hillary,
Can you help? I have recently arrived in Pattaya from
my home in France. I come from a famous bell-ringing family and am finding
that my historic pre-disposition is leaving me increasingly short of
money. What should I do?
Kawasi
Dear Kawasi,
Hillary is delighted to make the acquaintance of such
important people, and I am sure you will be a great asset to our city. Are
you the Modo who has no arms, about whom everyone says, “Your face rings
a bell?” Or are you the one covered in Glad-wrap called the Lunch pack
of Notre Dame? Seriously though, about this bell-ringing problem; it is
very easy to fix. Just stay out of bars with bells. With 3000 of them out
there, there must be one without a bell. On second thoughts, I think
you’ll just have to stay out of bars all together.
Dear Hillary,
Every girl I meet here seems to tell me the same story
of being left with one or two children which are now being cared for by
their mothers and how they send money up country to look after their
offspring. Is this really the case? Would I be taking a risk becoming
involved with a local girl who has children, as I have met a couple of
rather nice young ladies in Pattaya, but they too have this tale of
children up country?
Potential Stepfather
Dear Potential Stepdad,
Unfortunately, that tale of woe is all too true, and
you will also hear that the ‘farang man have good heart’. In some
instances this may be construed as ‘farang man have good wallet’ - but
there is a big trap in generalisations. This may be true for some of the
girls, but is not true for others. You have to be guided by your own good
sense, but Hillary knows that sometimes one’s heart can over-rule the
brain. If nothing else, you do know that a girl who is already a mother is
capable of having children. How many do you want!
Cher Hillary,
I just didn’t know where to turn, then I remembered.
If any one knows it must be Hillary! My problem is one of etiquette. Good
girls must never make a ‘faux-pas’ in public. I’ve been feeling a
little green about the gills on a number of runs to the local 7-11
recently. It’s the drains you know, why they don’t cover them, heaven
only knows. Well I made myself a little ‘potpourri’ to keep the smells
away. Et voila, it works a treat! But I’m just not sure if it’s de
rigueur to carry such a thing around whilst I’m wearing my little
Christian Dior number.
Please help. At your ‘merci’.
Gone Green and sounding like a frog
Dear Gone Green and Froggy,
Oooh! Isn’t Hillary the lucky one this week. Two
letters from the land of the amputee frogs! Now then, I’m afraid Hillary
has to take you to task about the etiquette side of things. As you so
correctly point out, Hillary is the epitome of etiquette around here, but
what you have to realise is that it’s not the holding of ‘pot
pourri’ that’s not ‘de rigueur’ - it’s the going shopping to the
7-11 that’s not socially acceptable! On several runs too, you say in
your letter. Mon Dieu! In your little Christian Dior number too! People
like us, darling, don’t go shopping - we get them to deliver to us. Well
my som tum lady does, as well as the water man and the guy with the gai
yang. In future, do not go shopping, unless you are heavily disguised and
wearing draw-string pants and a T shirt. Hillary of the haute couture has
spoken! By the way, what’s all this twaddle about ‘good girls’?
We’re all ‘good time girls’ round here!
Dear Hillary,
I am intrigued as to why when eating Thai food you get
given just a fork and a spoon. This seems to be universal, and when I
asked my husband who has travelled extensively throughout Thailand, he had
no real idea either. I am really confused as to when I am supposed to use
chopsticks and when to use the fork. Can you help us?
Jenny
Dear Jenny,
Like all things in Thailand there is a certain
historical aspect to it, wrapped up with the inherent Thai practicality
and pragmatism. Chopsticks come from the Chinese element, and many Thais
(in fact some authorities would say almost 90% of Thais) come from this
background, so the use of chopsticks is fine with dishes of Chinese
origin. So you will be given chopsticks with many noodle dishes (kwiteo
nam, for example). With ‘steam boat’ dishes you will also get
chopsticks to help you fish the food from the broth - the long sticks stop
you burning your fingers from the heat. On the other hand, with curries
you will be given spoon and fork. There is no need for knives as
everything is cut into bite sized pieces before cooking. Knives are also a
symbol of aggression and so these should not be brought to the family
dinner table. One last thing, you eat Thai food with the spoon, not the
fork!
GRAPEVINE
Fag Violence
A non-smoking Russian tourist this week
found a novel way of dealing with a pestering cigarette salesman on
Beach Road. The man from Moscow, calm and cool as a cucumber, knocked
him out cold. Arrested by the police, 48-year-old Sergei Provonoff
explained that he suffered from high blood pressure and had been
warned by his doctor not to get irritated or angry. “The seller was
persistent,” Sergei said, “and my choice was to make him
unconscious or give myself a heart attack.” The vendor, still
nursing a bump on the head, said he fully understood the tourist’s
dilemma, adding that the 20,000 baht out of court settlement had not
influenced his prompt decision to forgive and forget.
The price of scholarship
An American classics professor is returning
to his homeland a disillusioned guy after meeting the girl of his
dreams in a South Pattaya disco. Following a whirlwind romance, the
academic was around 50,000 baht the poorer. His holiday money all
gone, he reconfirmed his air ticket and, on the last day of bliss,
presented the young lady with a signed copy of his recent and
controversial book on agricultural techniques in the early Greek city
states. He explained it was a very valuable gift. After a scant
perusal, she took the learned tome and said she would be back in ten
minutes. On her return, she shouted angrily, “You cheat me. The book
was not valuable. The bookseller in Soi Bukao gave me only 30 baht.”
New image ahead
Great news that the tourism authority is to
spend around 50 million baht to counter Pattaya’s image as Sin City.
Amongst the anticipated improvements will be street landscaping, new
sets of traffic lights, impressive gateways to let you know you have
actually arrived in the city and a recreational park on Pattaya Hill.
Not to mention yet another night market. How all this will actually
discourage determined sex tourists, more beer joints and spawning
nightclubs is not absolutely clear. Still, let’s be delighted that
more funds are coming Pattaya’s way than used to be the case.
Seasonal trends
It has not been a good first half year for
many of Pattaya’s restaurants and evening entertainment
establishments. The expected upturn of European tourists in July never
really materialized and the weather was awful. Optimists say that the
2000 Olympics will result in a rush of tourists stopping over en route
in the Land of Smiles. Given that the average occupancy of Pattaya’s
30,000 hotel rooms is little more than 50%, let’s hope they’re
right. Little by little, the marketing focus of Pattaya is
spotlighting Asian tourists. The Brits and Germans are still here in
force, but their numbers are about steady.
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Persistent paper
Seven years on and Pattaya Mail keeps
turning up in the most unlikely places. A surprised traveler found one
in the seat compartment of a Kuwaiti airline jet although he was
disappointed to find the crossword had already been done… The sports
pages were spotted protecting fish, chips and mushy peas in a
Manchester take away chippery. “’Ere you are, love, someat
interesting to tek wi’ yer.” A Lancaster travel agency in UK keeps
copies taken from the Internet on the counter and claims bookings are
booming… Most oddly, a gambler in Phnom Penh’s posh waterfront
casino kept changing his seat at the blackjack tables but always
placed the newspaper under his bottom. Apparently, it had brought him
luck last time.
Bank accounts
Could it really be true that the Bank of
Thailand wanted all farang bank accounts closed by the end of the year
unless the holder possesses a work permit or a residency book? Or will
the circular be allowed to wither on the vine, or left to individual
banks’ discretion? It hardly seems likely that money laundering (the
stated justification) would be much reduced by such a bland measure in
any case. Real criminals are hardly likely to put their ill gotten
gains in a place so open to public scrutiny. The reality is that
government measures in recent years have actually encouraged law
abiding foreigners to open bank accounts. They need them, for example,
to purchase a condo unit in their own name. They need them to secure
the deposit for a one year retirement visa (800,000 baht) or for the
one year investor’s visa (3 million baht) or, for that matter, the
much larger sum to apply for permanent residency. They need them to
persuade the immigration bureau that they have the funds here to
support their Thai dependants. Some Thai embassies abroad actually
want to see a bank statement in baht to issue a visa in the first
place. And what of the many foreigners visiting a couple of times a
year, or living here on a temporary basis, who pay their telephone,
electricity and water bills by direct debit? Whilst there is
admittedly a huge amount of stagnant money sloshing around in Thai
banks, which are still nervous about loaning it in a still hiccupping
economy, the original suggestion is surely a case of cracking a nut
with a sledgehammer.
Tail piece
Opportunity knocks but once. If it knocks
twice, it’s probably the Jehovah’s Witnesses. |
Dining Out: Rossini
- and the Italian tenors
by Miss Terry Diner
The other evening, the Dining Out Team suddenly realised
that there was one restaurant in the Royal Cliff Beach Resort that neither of
us had tried - the Rossini Italian restaurant. A quick call was placed to PR
person extra-ordinare, Zahid Ali, and two days later we were walking around
the Royal Cliff Grand pool to approach the Italian restaurant.
On
warm summer evenings, the staff set up tables around the pool, where one can
watch the sun dip gently and become extinguished in the Gulf of Siam, Zahid
told us. However, our chosen night was a wet summer’s evening and it was
indoors for the Team.
Approach the large ornamental gates and suddenly you are in
Italy. Sounds of Benamino Gigli and other Italian tenors greet you as the
staff sweep open the iron grille-work portals. You are transported into an
Italian piazza. Even the floor tiles are set out in a cobblestone fashion.
Brick alcoves in the walls are set off with ornamental urns with pot plants.
The national colours abound with red napkins adorning the green tablecloths.
You could be somewhere in the world of la dolce vita.
I am sorry, but Italy makes Miss Terry come over all
poetic, but we had come to eat. The menu is in a hand tooled leather folder,
and the choices are as Italian as Rossini himself. Six cold appetizers
(Antipasti Freddi) are offered between 140-320 Baht, with such wonderful names
like “Bruschetta con pesto al pepperoni” (garlic bread with fresh
pepperoni, pesto and goat cheese).
The hot Antipasti are next up (120-240 Baht) followed by a
choice of four salads (95-160 Baht), including a mixed salad with smoked
salmon, chopped egg, fresh tomatoes and olives. Four soups at around 95 Baht
come next before a whole page of pasta. These are in small (about 140 Baht) or
large (around 190 Baht) servings and include cannelloni, fettuccine, risotto,
ravioli, penne pasta and spaghetti. A great choice.
Next is fish, with six choices (280-540 Baht) including
garoupa, prawn, salmon and pomfret. This is followed by the same number of
meat dishes (290-550 Baht) with lamb, beef, pork, veal and chicken. Almost at
the end, with several Italian desserts and a page of coffee’s of every
variety. Whew!
We chose the house wine, a chardonnay (Italian of course)
to go with our food. Madame choosing for the first course, the romantic
sounding “Misto di gamberetti, carciofi e scaglie di parmigiano” (prawns,
artichoke hearts and parmesan flakes), while Miss Terry chose the “Brodo di
manzo con verdura” (clear beef broth with mixed vegetables).
The prawn dish with the artichoke hearts was exceptionally
good, and Miss Terry was guilty of stabbing a couple of prawns while Madame
was not looking. The soup, however, was a little insipid and needed a good
grind of pepper to give it some character
For mains, we followed with “Saltimbocca alla Romana”
for Madame and a “Petto di pollo al limone” for me. When they arrived at
the table, in true Royal Cliff style, the silver covers were lifted in unison
by the ever attentive waiters. The chicken breast “al limone” was a very
subtle taste, with a clean, smooth lemon sauce adding piquancy to the dish.
The saltimbocca veal was done in a Marsala sauce, with just a hint of sage and
was probably the dish of the evening in both our minds.
Madame then managed to put away one of the desserts, while
I stuck with a cappuccino (it was an Italian evening after all)!
The Rossini restaurant was in many ways, Royal Cliff Beach
Resort. Smooth, polished and impeccable in style. Not a cheap eats spaghetti
house, but a fine dining restaurant specializing in Italian cuisine.
Definitely the place for romantic dinners or special anniversaries!
Animal Crackers:
Help, what can I do?
by Mirin
MacCarthy
Please help me, I am a homeless baby pup. I need foster
care and bottle-feeding for a month. I was abandoned too young when my
mother was run over. I need adoption.
What
do you do when you live down a quiet soi beside a wat and somebody leaves
six tiny puppies in a box outside your door? They are crying pitifully, too
young to be without their mother, no chance the monks will bottle-feed them.
Do you drown them, ignore them, deliver them in the quiet of night to a
friend or enemy’s doorstep, better yet persuade your wife to bottle feed
them for a month or two until you can find homes for them, or wait until
they are three months old, give them all their shots and neuter them and
release them to living rough on some far away beach?
Well perhaps some people are presented these burdens to
test their intelligence and or humanity. Jurgen Harders came up trumps. He
cannot care for baby puppies as he works away and his Thai wife is allergic
to animals. He read about a Pattaya Animal Welfare Society, PAWS outdoor
injection clinic last Saturday in the Pattaya Mail, so he found a huge
cardboard box, wrote out a sign “Adopt Me For Free, I Need a Home,” in
Thai and English and took it along. Braving the heat for four hours, at the
end of the day he still had no takers. So he appealed to friends to no avail
and then he asked PAWS what to do. They gave him explicit instructions on
how to bottle feed. “Over the next month give them puppy formula milk in a
bottle, every 3 hours. After that wean them on to dog biscuits soaked in soy
bean milk. Dogs and cats cannot digest cow’s milk lactose. All supplies
are usually available at Friendship.”
O.K., feeding taken care of, but who to do it? Jurgen
asked PAWS to help out with the interim foster care while he prays for a
happy ending.
So these babies’ short time survival is taken care of,
but what to do in the long term? Is there anyone out there who can give a
home to a potential loving companion and guide?
Look at my photo, I have five brothers and sisters.
Please give me an even break. I’ll repay you with love and devotion and
sloppy wet kisses as only an adorable dog can do.
If you say no, not me, then are you interested in
registering as a PAWS foster carer, taking temporary care of such babies or
injured or recovering animals? You do not have to do it out of the goodness
of your heart. PAWS will pay you 100 baht a week plus all food and medicine
to be a temporary foster carer.
Too busy? Then perhaps you might make a donation to PAWS
or become a corporate sponsor so that PAWS can achieve their aim of building
an animal refuge here. Lets all join in to solve our community’s problem.
Please help PAWS to help.
Telephone Paws Secretary Bob Davis 225514 Ext. 224. Email
Mirin [email protected]
Fax: 038-231675.
Down The Iron Road:
Basic Signalling in Action - 3
by John D.
Blyth
In my last two instalments on signalling I have
introduced the common and basic signals used in the traditional, but fast
disappearing system of signalling known as the ‘Absolute Block System’,
once universal on the railways of Britain. We have used a simple diagram,
here seen for the very last time, to establish what signals are needed and
where they should be placed, and reference has been made to some of the
essential equipment to be found in almost every signal box. It is now time
to see how this is used to enable trains to move between the signal boxes in
safety, with basic equipment. Let us suppose there is a train at ‘A’
(off the diagram), waiting to proceed via ‘B’ to ‘C’; all
communication on train movements is carried out on the single-stroke bells
provided and is held in visible form on the block instruments. So ‘A’
calls the attention of his colleague at ‘B’ with a single stroke bell,
to which ‘B’ responds by repeating it; ‘A’ then asks permission to
send the train, the code ‘3 pause and 1’ - from now on I shall drop the
‘pauses’, and use the for ‘3-1’; if the line is clear to ‘B’s’
Clearing Point, the block instrument at the ‘normal’ position, and all
points, etc., on the line to be used by the train as far as ‘B’s’
Clearing Point are set for the safety of the train, ‘B’ will repeat 3-1,
and place the block instrument at the ‘Line Clear’ position; in many
cases this act will unlock the Starter at ‘A’, enabling the signalman to
place it at ‘Clear’ for the train to proceed.
A
fine gantry of ‘upper quadrant’ signals at the north end of Derby
Station in 1959; long gone, they have been replaced by modern colour lights,
and an array like this is no more to be seen in Britain.
As it departs, ‘A’ will again call ‘B’s’
attention and give him the ‘Train Entering Section’ signal (2 beats on
the bell); on some lines this is not acknowledged on the bell but only by
‘B’ placing the block instrument at the ‘Train on Line’ position.
‘A’ will then call ‘C’s’ attention and offer him the train, again
using the descriptive code 3-1, which ‘C’ will repeat, placing the block
instrument at the ‘Line Clear’ position; he may then pull the levers to
clear his own signals - usually in the order Home, Starter and Distant, the
last-named not being possible to clear until the two stop signals are
cleared first. ‘A’ will now be waiting for ‘B’ to send the ‘Train
out of Section’ signal on the bell (2-1), and restore the block instrument
to the normal position. ‘B’ will only send this signal when he has seen
the train pass his box, with tail lamp on the last vehicle and nothing
untoward seen on the train. If anything is wrong he will usually send the
‘Stop and Examine Train (7 beats), then phone the signalman at ‘C’ to
tell him what to look for; there are special signals for a few very urgent
faults, of which the missing tail lamp is one, others being a train that has
become uncoupled and is approaching in more than one part; another is sent
when a train does not arrive at the Box in advance when it should do;
accident or failure are possibilities and the reason needs to be
investigated before any more trains can pass.
In normal working, acceptance of a train is dependant on
the line being clear to the Clearing Point, but it will be evident that this
is not always possible; for example a train which has been accepted by
‘B’ from ‘C’ and which is to go forward to ‘A’ will cause the
normal Clearing Point for the train going to ‘C’ to be unavailable,
until the train for ‘A’ has passed into the section from ‘B’ to
‘A’. It may not be convenient to hold the branch train back at ‘A’ -
so what is to be done? The answer is simple: Use the Clearing Point towards
‘C’, although the train is not actually going there; it can be accepted
normally and held at ‘B’s’ Home Signal until the other train has
passed, when the junction points can be set for ‘D’ and the second train
proceeds on its way. However, should the train on the ‘Down’ line pass
first, it is still necessary for ‘D’ to be brought to a stand at the
junction Home Signal before the road is re-set.
Twyford
East Junction, with the ‘Mayflower’ express from Plymouth passing, and
typical Great Western ‘lower quadrant’ signals on the left, clear for a
‘Down’ express.
An alternative called the ‘Warning Arrangement’ was
in use at some places where special authority had been given - but seldom
used where passenger trains were involved. To use this authority the
signalman at ‘B’, instead of acknowledging an ‘Is Line Clear?’
request by the usual repetition, would return the ‘Warning Arrangement’
bell code 3-5-5, then placing his block indicator at ‘Line Clear’; the
signalman receiving this bell code would then bring the train quite or
nearly to stand at his Home Signal, which would then be cleared. He would
then exhibit to the driver a green hand-signal (flag by day, lamp by night),
which the driver would accept by a short blast on his engine whistle or
horn. He would then understand that the line was clear at Box ‘B’ only
as far as the Home Signal and not at the Starter before entering the
section; all this was plenty of warning as to how his train was accepted by
Box ‘B’.
It was also sometimes necessary to occupy the line
between the Home Signal and the Clearing Point by a movement in the ‘wrong
direction’. As the code ‘Train out of Section’ was an assurance that
the line was clear to the Clearing Point, it would be necessary to inform
the signalman at the Box to the rear what was needed; the bell code for this
‘Blocking Back’ move, as it was called, was 2-4 if limited within the
Clearing point, and 3-3 if there was a need to move a train or engine into
the section, or ‘outside’ the Home Signal. The latter would leave the
train unprotected by any signal nearer than the Starter at the Box to the
rear, and it was therefore necessary to inform the signalman there what was
being done. In either case the all-important Block Instrument would be
placed at the ‘Train on Line’ position. In most cases this move was more
than a reminder: ‘Train on Line’ on the instrument also operated a relay
which made it impossible for the signalman at the Box to the rear to place
his Starter to the ‘Clear’ or off position.
In this short series I have written little about aids to
the signalman about to make a wrong move; those such as I have just
mentioned were common and those which used low-voltage currents within the
track itself very widespread. The modern signaling, which has made obsolete
much of what I have written, is dependant almost totally on these track
circuits.
It is now seven years since I saw the railways of Britain
and I have been surprised to read, only in the past few days, the extent to
which Absolute Block working has been dispensed in favour of more modern
ways, even in country areas. But next week I will have a little more to say
about working on Single Lines, where trains in both directions have to use
one pair of rails - this is, of course very like the methods used on the
State Railway of Thailand!
Woman’s World: Looking
like a Panda?
by Lesley Warner
After looking at myself in the mirror this morning, I thought
this would be a good subject. I give all this good advice and I don’t listen
to myself, and girl’s, you don’t have to be old to look like this! I am more
fortunate than some, my bags are caused by indulging myself, where as some
people are born with hereditary panda-bear eyes. As I have said before
everything in moderation so I shall call halt this week, but some people of
course like to party on. Beware, the more consecutive nights you spend on the
party circuit, the increasingly worse for wear you look. By the end of the week
you might see the bride of Frankenstein staring back at you in the mirror,
complete with a pale face and dark circles under the eyes.
The veins beneath the thin skin under the eye cause most dark
circles. As we age and receive more sun damage to our facial skin, the thin skin
under the eye becomes thinner and wrinkled, which allows the veins in the fat
pad under the eye to become more prominent. These veins also become more
congested in people with allergies, and people with a history of eczema, hay
fever or asthma often develop dark circles referred to as “allergic
shiners”.
Of course, dark circles often become more apparent with a
lack of sleep as well. In some people with dark skin and certain conditions, the
dark circles under the eye may actually be due to superficial pigmentation of
the skin, and not the veins under the skin.
Common sense solutions such as getting plenty of sleep and
treating allergies can help ease the panda-bear look. Short-term tricks used by
some models, such as applying cool cucumber slices or cool tea bags to the under
eye area can help reduce swelling in the short term.
For those in whom the dark circles are due to true skin
pigmentation, lightening agents can help, though they should be used with care
in this sensitive area. However, be sure to check with your dermatologist first,
to determine whether your circles are due to superficial pigment or veins
beneath the thin lower eyelid skin.
The definitive treatment for those with sagging skin and dark
circles under the eyes is blepharoplasty. This surgery removes the excess skin
and fat pads. It is one of the most common aesthetic procedures performed by
plastic surgeons.
Blepharoplasty is often combined with laser resurfacing,
depending on the amount of wrinkling around the eyes. This surgery does not
actually remove dark circles, but once the bags are gone there will be less
shadowing, the circles will be less noticeable and your overall appearance will
become more youthful and rested. The recovery time is one to two weeks.
What You Should Know about the Risks and Benefits of Plastic
Surgery
Plastic surgery is expensive. Any surgery is potentially
dangerous, including plastic surgery. Complications are rare but they do occur,
ranging from scarring to fatalities. Plastic surgery may be particularly risky
if you have certain health conditions (e.g. diabetes). Everyone is different.
Some people do much better than others, even when treated by the same plastic
surgeon. It may take several weeks or months before your face fully recovers
from plastic surgery.
Plastic surgery does not slow down the aging of the skin but
may actually accelerate it. Therefore, plastic surgery is not a substitute for
skin rejuvenation. Actually, after a plastic surgery you should be even more
diligent in preserving your skin’s youth.
Lastly, be very careful which plastic surgeon you decide to
use; speak to other people who have had successful surgery with him.
Nightmarch
Keeping the Streets Safe: Had occasion to witness the
undercover Tourist Police in action the other night along Beach Road protecting
the moral standards of the town. A number of persons of the second category were
gathered near street lamp number 69 hoping to become better acquainted with
passers-by and their wallets when they were approached by the constabulary and
asked to produce their ID cards. One flighty young type gathered ‘her’ high
heels and hitched up ‘her’ skirt and took off as the coppers pounced. From
my vantage point she would have given Marion Jones a run for her money in the
Olympic 100 metres. Actually, ‘she’ could probably have lined up against
Mitch Greene and given him a workout.
Living in Thailand: No matter what you do here in Thailand,
the law states that you have to pay VAT. There is no such thing as VAT exempt.
Seen Around Town: Is this the best free show in Fun City?
Every day at the two Mike Department stores those staff not attending to
customers assemble at the front of their respective areas and, while music is
piped through the speaker system, they perform a series of light arm and leg
exercises. Usually the tune in question is played three or four times so the
whole show lasts for around ten minutes or more.
From certain angles it looks like a bunch of lunatics having
run amok in the asylum, as arms and legs are flung about all over the place. The
idea, of course, is to get the blood circulating through bodies that have been
staring for hours into compact mirrors applying and re-applying makeup and
checking for wrinkles and spots. And that’s just the boys. The exercises take
place at about 3:00 p.m. and some 15 minutes before closing (around 11:00 p.m.),
and it won’t cost you a thing...unless, of course, you are enticed into buying
a shirt or something.
Live and Learn: Recently a friend of mine took the
one-day visa trip by minibus to the Cambodian border. While waiting for the
various visas to be issued and passports to be stamped he pulled out a bag of
one baht coins and proceeded to deposit a modest sum into the hands of the local
beggar children. His kind gesture turned into a scene from Nightmare on Elm
Street as every urchin within screaming distance - hands outstretched and
clamouring for more - quickly surrounded him. In desperation he threw a chunky
handful into the air and used the diversion to retreat to the minibus. However,
the throng failed to disperse and pressed forward, demanding not “one baht”
but “one hundred baht”. He made it back to the minibus, along with the rest
of the passengers, but the urchins continued banging on the doors and windows
until the bus started up and left town. Needless to say, he was hardly popular
with his travelling companions and has vowed never to throw money around like
that again.
In the Hot Spots: I have noticed a disturbing trend in
some dens over the past few months, but I’m not sure if it’s me they’re
picking on or if it is happening across the spectrum.
The waitresses in some places seem to have taken it upon
themselves not to return change, if that change amounts to five baht or less. I
generally leave amounts of five baht or less as a tip anyway, but I feel I
should at least be given the opportunity of making that decision, not having it
made for me by the waitress. One of the worst offenders happens to be my
favorite place in Soi Diamond. One night I sat and waited until someone asked me
if I wanted another drink. I politely informed her that I was waiting for my
change. A few minutes later another girl appeared with five baht on a tray. On
this occasion I took it. I’d be interested to hear if other people have had
similar experiences.
For the hungry: For good Thai food, at really cheap
prices, try the Fongsabu Restaurant in Soi Day-Night - diagonally opposite the
Flamingo Hotel. A clean, well-run noshery with most dishes priced between 20 and
50 baht. Service can be a bit slow at times, but then this is Thailand.
My e-mail address is: [email protected]
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