by the Pattaya Interrogator I came over to Thailand from Canada in 1989 to complete my undergraduate degree in business and to see another part of the world. I fell in love with Thailand and have never left. Since 1995 I have been involved in the IT business and was hired in January 2000 by a Bangkok based Systems Integration firm to come down to Pattaya and develop the eastern seaboard market for them. Business is going well. PI: How are you and the world getting along? M: Not bad, but I would be much happier if people would just shut up let me run the place. PI: How long have you known Pattaya? M: Since 1986 when I first came for a visit. I never really liked the place before but since living here for the past year it has begun to grow on me. Thankfully I have made a few good friends with the Pattaya Panthers Rugby Club who tolerate my limited rugby playing skills. PI: Where is your spiritual home? M: The town of Banff in the Canadian Rockies. If you haven’t been, then go. Anyone who has spent some time there will understand. It’s the most beautiful and serene place on earth. Except for the bloody grizzly bears! PI: What CD are you most proud of in your collection? M: Being a computer buff, most of my CD’s contain software. As for music CD’s, I like all three of them, thank-you. PI: How are you at cooking for yourself? M: I am a master chef, as most people know. The way I spread butter on a piece of toast can only be described as legendary. Oh, and you should try my Mama noodles. Out of this world. But seriously, I am a decent cook. Really. PI: If you had to take over somebody else’s life, who would you pick? M: Easy question. Hugh Hefner. The guy is stinking rich, has a huge mansion with hundreds of topless centerfold models at his beck and call playing volleyball and lounging around his pool all day. Need I say more? PI: What are you like in the bathroom? M: What a weird question. In and out and leave as little mess as possible. I can’t stand it when people splash water all over the bathroom floor and I hate those bathrooms that don’t have a proper shower stall or bathtub. Yech. PI: What is it about you that is the most controversial? M: As most of my friends would tell you, there is absolutely nothing controversial about me. Nothing. I am an upstanding citizen, a civic leader, a tea totler and an engaging conversationalist. I am also 400 feet tall and recently purchased my own planet. PI: When was the last time you cried at a movie? M: At a movie called the Postman starring that extremely talentless actor, Kevin Costner. I cried because I actually spent money to go and see that waste of celluloid. PI: If you could have a dinner party with 4 people from the present or the past who would you invite? M: Many people when asked this question would put together a group of famous thinkers, explorers, politicians, etc., but lets face it, a dinner party should be fun. I would invite Mike Meyers, Eddie Izzard, Rosy O’Donnell and Adolf Hitler. Just think of the fun we could have taking the piss out of the Fuhrer. PI: Where are you coming from & where are you going? M: A deep question indeed. I came to the east from the west and will probably continue going west until I come full circle at which point I will go south. In the meantime, I shall continue to live in Pattaya and pretend I can play rugby.
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