Pattaya Inquisition: David W. Garred by the Pattaya Interrogator PI: How are you and the world getting along?DG: Really rather well, thanks very much. Career is humming along quite nicely, the gym is full of happy people, my staff are great and my superiors are ensuring ongoing support. My social activity time is monopolised with the antics of the greatest Rugby Club in Asia, Pattaya Panthers. That is enough to keep a huge smile one my face week in week out (especially as a result of the weekends we spend on tour). I have the greatest job on the Eastern Seaboard, with time off playing sport, socialising and with the odd 10 minutes off to read a good book, to me, I could not be getting along better with the world. PI: How long have you known Pattaya? DG: Known Pattaya? Does anyone from outside ever really get to know a place like Pattaya? I think not. I tend to judge a place by its people after I have taken in the scenery. I have made a rather large circle of friends and being in an expat society it’s easy to get to know people here; the barriers are lowered thus friendships are formed quickly. As a result I think the Pattaya that I “know” is a great place, full of fantastic people, some of whom I’ve known for 5+ years. Unfortunately, some parts of this town are painted really rather poorly and well out of proportion in the outside press. These parts I don’t want to know. PI: Where is your spiritual home? DG: I’ve several, seemingly growing more as I get older. I can’t answer that one in the literal sense. However, many a beach on the New South Wales coast during the Australian summer or roaming the wide open field of the Pattaya Panthers home ground with a rugby ball tucked under my right arm. PI: What CD are you most proud of in your collection? DG: More often than not I’d have to say Recurring Dream - Crowded House’s greatest hits CD. My long term but now ex-girlfriend would have scoffed at that and told you the “Wild Orchid” - Australian group’s first CD circa 1997. I’m still very partial to that CD from time to time. However, to encompass everything that I love about Oz Rock for my generation you can’t go past 20,000 WATT R.S.L. Midnight Oil at it’s best. PI: How are you at cooking for yourself? DG: Mate, you have got to be kidding me. I’m a bachelor living in hotels for the last 5 + years. I am the greatest at dialling the room service number that you will ever meet. If pressed, cooking is no issue whatsoever, I enjoy doing it and can follow any recipe as long as is in written in English. PI: Are you happy in your career? DG: See question 1 and add that as long as there is the day to day satisfaction, short term and long term targets to reach with a career progression path mapped out I am happy, at Dusit I have all of that. PI: If you had to take over somebody else’s life, who would you pick? DG: Big temptation to say Michael Douglas, imagine waking up next to Catherine Zeta Jones every morning. I will have to go with either Lachlan Murdoch or James Packer, to be my age and the son of two of the richest media magnates in the world and all that such entails being in front of me is very appealing. PI: What are you like in the bathroom? DG: Purely functional. PI: What is it about you that is most controversial? DG: Socially, I am the antithesis of my work persona. Work is work and play is play and never the twain shall meet. PI: When is the last time you cried in a movie? DG: Notting Hill, bit of an emotional roller coaster. PI: If you were at a dinner party with 4 people from the present or past who would you invite? DG: Mahatma Gandhi, King David (of the sling V’s Goliath fame), Adolf Hitler and Bill Gates. I’d be curious as to how people from the past would interact with the present and I’d certainly want to know what they were thinking at the instant / period of time they took to change / shape the world. I’d ask Jim Carrey to wait upon the table to provide comic relief as things would get rather heavy in that company, I’d imagine. PI: Where are you coming from and where are you going? DG: Very simple and humble beginnings is where I came from, going, well, onward and upward.
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