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Danes honour Father Brennan and his work

Planet Rock scores best babe in Miss South Pattaya 2002

Sikhs celebrate Gurpurab this week

The Crocodile, the Elephant and the Monkey

Danes honour Father Brennan and his work

On November 2nd, at Scandic Hotel in Copenhagen, a gala evening was held in order to generate money for Father Brennan and his great work at the Pattaya Orphanage.

(L to R) Dick Falkenbrink , famous singer Anita Lerche and Ooy

At this special event 350 people attended, and people came from Scandinavia, the UK, Germany and from France. The evening was a tremendous success, with plenty of action from famous Danish actors and singers.

A host of VIPS were also in attendance, among whom were Baron Riccardo Carrini, the founder of Pattaya Orphanage Trust, UK and Didier Molly, founder of Pattaya Orphanage Trust in France. Queen Margeret of Denmark’s uncle, Captain in the Danish Navy (retired) Carl Castenskjold and his lovely wife Maja were also present. Father Brennan was there for one week, having left his beloved orphanage in order to attend this event.

Band leader Rene from Aqua with the 2 autographed guitars the band donated to the auction

During the evening, an auction was held offering well-known Danish actor Poul Glargaard’s paintings. Mr. Glargarrd paints in his spare time. Danish designer Lasse Spangenberg sponsored two beautifully hand made long dresses. A Danish photo model presented the dresses while people bid on the dresses (without the contents, of course). Plenty of money came in from both the dresses and the paintings.

But the evening’s highlights were actually two guitars from the Danish Band Aqua that were auctioned off. The bids came faster then a machine gun can spit its bullets, and the final bid on one guitar stopped at DKK 20,000,or aprx. 110,000 baht. Claus Noorren from Aqua with his charming wife Siggy were also present.

Comedian Leif Maibom, who just bought himself a computer, explained to the audience how it worked - all were “sick with laughter”

This was the 9th time that honorary member of the Jomtien Pattaya Rotary Club, Bjorn Falkenbrink organized a gala evening for the Pattaya Orphanage to acknowledge Father Brennan’s great work. Bjorn has been a close friend of Father Brennan for 24 years, and over the decades has been providing tons of things for the Pattaya Orphanage.

Many thanks goes to the numerous generous sponsors in Denmark, and an understanding Airline, SAS, Scandinavian Airline, which made it possible to bring all the things to Thailand. And we must not forget the very understanding people at Don Muang Airport Customs Department, who know and understand the seriousness of the work Father Brennan does at the orphanage.

(From left): Rotarian Hans-Jorgen Sejrbo, Bjorn Falkenbrink, Father Brennan, Frank Rasmussen (with the “Aqua” guitar he bought at the auction for B110,000), and the Queen’s uncle, Capt. Carl Castenskjold.

Knowing Bjorn, we are sure that he will continue to collect items for the orphanage for many years to come. He remarked that he is looking forward to organising the next gala evening. That will the 10 years jubilee, and Father Brennan has promised to attend that event as well.

Bjorn said that he now has 78 bookings for that event which will take place on November 1st 2002 at Scandic Hotel, Copenhagen. It would be fantastic if people from Pattaya could attend. Bjorn e-mail is for booking is: [email protected]

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Planet Rock scores best babe in Miss South Pattaya 2002

The crown for the Miss Pattaya 2002 title went to Planet Rock’s Ms. Jen after a star studded evening at the Planet Rock Nightclub in Pattayaland 2.

The five judges, all of whom showed varying degrees of personal bias were from the sponsors, with Fredi from Bruno’s Restaurant and Wine Bar, Pascal from Casa Pascal’s Fine Dining, Andrew Khoo GM Hard Rock Hotel and Dr. Iain from the Pattaya Mail Nite Beat show, plus another gentleman from the Singha beer garden at Big C who kept his name a secret, in case the wrong girl won.

The happy winner of Miss Pattaya 2002, Planet Rock’s Ms. Jen

After the sponsors were introduced and the concept of vote buying explained by Dr. Iain, who showed a rather empty wallet, the ladies, all 17 of them appeared in bikinis. The bars sponsoring the lovelies included Bubbles, Best Friend, Mr. Gary (?), Spicy Girls, Juthamas Beauty Salon, Lipstick, Planet Rock, All Girls, Rodeo, Miss Linda, Cafe New Orleans and Top Class Entertainment. Fredi was heard to mutter if all the waitresses looked like the Cafe New Orleans entrant he would eat there every night!

To give the judges time to mark their sheets, there was an interlude with Las Vegas style dancing shows with feather headdresses and lots of swinging beads and swinging anatomy as well.

The next round had the ladies in evening dress and again it was frantic pencilling from the impartial judges who could be seen offering inducements to each other (verbal and otherwise).

Some more dancing shows followed with the scores being totted up to get the final five contestants who were judged on their beauty, whether they were “interesting” and their intelligence. Those who knew their own names had a head start. Searching questions were put to the girls as to what they would do for the traffic problem, the 2 a.m. closing and advice to George Bush.

More frantic scribbling followed, with impartial accountants being called in to check the mathematics of the Casio Diastar calculator. The final scores were agreed upon by everyone except the partial judges, but in the end it was Planet Rock’s Ms. Jen who picked up the prize money, flowers, sash and the trophy, presented by Dr. Iain on behalf of the Pattaya Mail. First runner up was Ms. Jane from Juthamas Beauty Salon, followed by Ms. Jak from Cafe New Orleans, Ms. Bun (also Planet Rock) and Ms. Ganya from Rodeo Girls.

Ms. Jen will proudly wear the sash, and probably little else, for the next 12 months!

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Sikhs celebrate Gurpurab this week

Members of the community donate blood to the Thai Red Cross

Anniversaries associated with the lives of the Sikh Gurus are referred to as Gurpurabs (festivals). Of these, the important ones are the birthdays of Guru Nanak and Guru Govind Singh and the martyrdom days of Guru Arjun Dev and Guru Teg Bahadur.

Guru Nanak, the founder of the Sikh faith, was born in a Punjabi village (which is now in Pakistan) in 1469. His birth anniversary, or Guru Nanak’s Jayanti, which falls in the months of October-November (Kartik), is enthusiastically celebrated by Sikhs as Gurpurab.

Guru Nanak

Gurpurabs witness the culminations of Prabhat Pheris, the early morning religious procession which goes around the localities singing Shabads (hymns). These Pheris generally start three weeks before the festival. Devotees offer sweets and tea when the procession passes by their residence.

In Pattaya the celebrations start with the three-day Akhand Path in which the Granth Sahib (the holy book of the Sikhs) is read continuously from beginning to end without a break. Conclusion of the reading coincides with the day of the festival.

On this day the Granth Sahib is carried in procession throughout the village or city. It is placed on a float or a van strewn with flowers. Five armed guards, who represent the Panj Pyares, head the procession carrying Nishan Sahibs (the Sikh flag). Local bands are hired for playing religious music for the procession. Marching schoolchildren are a special part of the procession. Free sweets and langar are also offered to the general public outside some gurdwaras.

This week devout Sikh residents of Pattaya made a special pilgrimage to the Siri Guru Singh Sabha Gurdwara (Sikh temple) in Soi 17, where special programmes were arranged and kirtans (religious songs) were sung. Langar or community lunch was also arranged in the gurdwara. The Langar was open to people of all walks of life and of all faiths. Local volunteers served it with a spirit of Seva (service) and Bhakti (devotion).

At night Sikhs illuminated and decorated their houses and Gurdwaras with candles and electric lights.

To celebrate this joyous occasion Pattaya residents of all faiths and nationalities are invited to donate blood to the Thai Red Cross at the Sikh Temple in Soi 17 this morning from 9 a.m. until noon. After which all are welcome to stay and have lunch.

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The Crocodile, the Elephant and the Monkey - Part 4

by Geoffrey A. Franklin

The driver’s desperate manoeuvre at that deadly high speed almost worked. He missed the elephant by what must have seemed like a millimetre. His wildly out of control vehicle, though, skidded off the road with the sickening sound and smell of burning rubber, before coming to a thudding destructive halt at the bottom of the, fortunately, dry klong dividing the two carriageways of the Sukhumvit highway. He struck his head on the dashboard, temporarily stunning him as his vehicle’s protective air bag belatedly expanded around him. In truth, his driver’s safety belt had prevented him from being ejected through his laminated windscreen against the dried up, hard sides of the klong and almost certain death. His head, resting upon the horn of his utterly destroyed vehicle, continued to play jolly warning tunes. Meanwhile, his compact disc player was playing a Frank Sinatra standard number, ‘Strangers in the night.’ Later, he was to protest to the vigilant, on duty night staff of the Bangkok Pattaya Hospital outside of which he had crashed and who heard all the noise and had rushed out extract him from his wrecked vehicle, “I swerved to miss a huge elephant with a crocodile and a monkey on its back and a policeman with glowing white hands flying horizontally over the road.”

The hospital staff exchanged indulgent glances to each other. They had a quite different idea on what had caused this near fatal accident. They had heard similar alcohol influenced stories like this one before. A subsequent standard blood test revealed that the driver, a Bangkok businessman, had been drinking alcohol earlier. He stood firmly by his story. His crazed, demonic driving speed had absolutely nothing to do with his vehicle being only half the length it had been before the accident. His speed seemed totally irrelevant to him.

Meanwhile, an utterly distracted, terrified Patchy had charged forward to escape the glaring headlamps, blaring horns and screeching brakes of this “thing” threatening to kill her, Lingy and Toothy. Her eyes rolled around her head and her large ears sailed behind her at a speed she had never, ever run at before. She crossed the Sukhumvit trumpeting loudly in uncontrollable fear, her tail tucked firmly between her rear legs as she galloped away from it all. She vaguely felt some things crumble under her feet as she gained impetus but could not stop to look back.

Toothy clung on to Patchy’s back for grim death, whilst Lingy screamed incessantly, “I told you so, I told you so,” at the extreme excitement of the moment.

Took had quickly recovered from his flying rugby tackle like dive to safety. He stood up, shook himself to recover a semblance of composure and watched Patchy’s huge backside rapidly disappearing down Pattaya Nua Soi, toward their intended destination, the beach road. He remounted his motorcycle and paused momentarily to look down into the dried bed of the klong at the smoking telescoped vehicle there, as the hospital staff swarmed all over it. He issued a few mental curses at it, as he set off in hot pursuit of a very frightened Patchy. As he drove on, he passed a number of Mercedes Benz limousines parked outside the Gulf Siam Hotel that had been squashed virtually flat. He raced on past Pattaya City Hall and the prestigious World Gems buildings, staring forward hoping to see Patchy. His sole concern was for his animal charges.

He eventually slid to a standstill beside the trio at the dolphin roundabout at the junction of Pattaya Second Road and Soi Naklua. Patchy was breathing very heavily after her two-kilometre sprint at an elephant’s Olympic record breaking speed. Slowly she began to recover and to assume her placid composure. “My feet hurt,” she moaned looking down at her bloodied and broken toenails on all her four feet. Lingy continued screaming hysterically.

“Oh shut up,” growled Toothy at him. He eyed Took cynically and asked sarcastically, “Is that what a policeman means when he says he will see you safely over the road?” Took ignored the sarcasm and said, “Sorry about that, the Sukhumvit seems to be full of suicidal drivers, all of them with a death wish. There was nothing I could do to prevent it, even at this early hour in the morning.”

His animal charges seemed to have recovered sufficiently to continue and he said to them, “The beach is only is only two or three hundred metres down the road here, just past the Amari Orchid Hotel. Your race down Pattaya Nua has saved us valuable time Patchy. You must be gone before sunrise.”

Continued next week…

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