AUTO MANIA

by Dr. Iain Corness

Michael Schumacher’s next challenger?

What do Anna Woodcock and Michael Schumacher have in common? For starters both wear red race suits. Secondly, both are winners, and that’s where the similarity ends. I watched 13-year-old Anna, in the tightly controlled Yamaha class, compete at Andy Scheidegger’s Pattaya Kart Track in the Thailand championships. Not only did she win her class, but she won outright as well. With a heady drive from 3rd grid position she was up to 2nd within one lap and took the lead three laps from home and was never challenged after that. In fact, she ran away from the rest! And if you think she has the best kart, think again. Andy Scheidegger told me that the chassis was several years old and there was no new technology in it.

Anna Woodcock

She really is a “pint sized” young girl, but do not think that means she has a weight advantage in the kart. All the karts PLUS driver must meet a minimum weight, which means in Anna’s case that her kart has 30 kg of lead ballast added to it. In between the heats and the final she had a little sleep in the pits, and this photo was taken as she woke up!

Her race ability lies in her demon left foot braking, picking up metres on the opposition on the run into the corner and her keeping the kart from getting too far out of shape. She is also a very “thinking” driver, and for one so young, this is amazing. A rare talent and a lovely young girl who is a credit to Pattaya (and to Andy Scheidegger, who is her mentor and patron).

Autotrivia Quiz

Last week I asked you why the Lotus Eminence, a “presidential” executive style car, high performance and stylish, was never built. The reason was that General Motors bought Lotus and already had Cadillac as the prestige brand.

So to this week, and another easy one. Who owns Lotus now?

For the Automania FREE beer this week, be the first correct answer to fax 427 596 or email [email protected]

Good luck!

Want a Mitsu Pajero built in China with an M-B badge?

That is not as far fetched as it sounds, in the incestuous world of motor car manufacturing. DaimlerChrysler has plans to invest a cool $226 million over the next few years with its joint venture partner, Beijing Automotive Industry to produce a new Sports Utility Vehicle (SUV) in 2003 and then into production of cars.

Pajero

The dateline says March 2003 will see 10,000 Pajeros rolling off the production line each year. Pajeros? Yes, in a quaint marketing agreement DaimlerChrysler, who actually owns 37.3% of Mitsubishi Motors, will build the Pajeros under licence from Mitsubishi.

These Pajeros will have 40% local Chinese content, but this will rise to 80% in 5 years, according to a spokesman. That, gentle reader, is Growth, with a capital G.

But will they sell? DaimlerChrysler have been flogging, or rather attempting to flog, the Jeep Grand Cherokee in China, built in their JV factory called Beijing Jeep. 600 have gone out the door, but that is nowhere near enough. There is also another vehicle built by them and just called “Beijing Jeep” - a cheap boxy beast which at its peak in 1995 saw 80,000 vehicles sold. In 2001 they sold 9,100. Today, that’s like trying to sell rotary dial telephones in Sweden. Rotsaruck.

According to An Qingheng, chairman of Beijing Automotive Industry Holding, he was confident that Beijing Jeep would get permission from the Chinese government to manufacture cars, but they had to make the Jeep Grand Cherokee into a good seller first. And rotsaruck again, An Qingheng!

Where is it best NOT to own a Pajero?

According to Anthony Akerman, the international business development manager with the Exel Logistics people, do not buy a Pajero to take to Mexico. When correctly pronounced “pahayro” (Spanish) it means a certain part of your anatomy (try the end of your alimentary canal) and entirely uncomplimentary! He also said that the Chevy Nova was another non-sale item in Mexico. “No Va” in Spanish means “not go”! Resale value? Nil!

Peugeot

Other manufacturers have made some boo-boos too. The very latest Peugeot 206 is called the RC. However, in markets where English is the native language, for obvious reasons it will be called the GTi!

The new Honda minicar, originally called the Fitta had to be hastily rebadged in Sweden, where “fitta” apparently refers to certain bits of the female reproductive anatomy. (Go on! Guess!) The brochures which had to be recalled as well had such gems as “Honda Fitta is small on the outside but big when you get inside.” Ooops!

Is Aussie Mark Webber the Eddie Irvine replacement?

Latest news on the F1 rumour mill is the test session carried out in Barcelona this Friday 28th with Aussie Mark Webber at the helm of the unloved Jaguar R3. Webber (about whom readers of this column will know I have predicted good things for many years) is looking ahead to 2003, with his current Minardi seat being a little doubtful next year as Minardi boss Paul Stoddart is loudly proclaiming he has not even got enough money to complete the 2002 season.

Mark Webber

Spaniard Fernando Alonso also tested for Jaguar last month as part of an evaluation of the team’s test drivers, but this latest development suggests that the British based team is seriously considering changing its driver line-up for next season (currently Pedro de la Rosa and Eddie Irvine).

It is widely known that Eddie Irvine’s contract expires at the end of the year, and official negotiations are yet to begin on whether he will stay with the outfit for 2003, although it is common knowledge that he would have to take a significant pay cut to stay with Jaguar. Eddie, never one to be tight-lipped, has been saying some fairly uncomplimentary things about the Jaguar and how he wants to be competitive next year. Expect to see Eddie as an F1 TV commentator! He’ll still be able to pull the birds from that position, the most important factor for Eddie!

Finland’s Ruokonen and Peugeot lead the Asian Touring Car Championship

The 4th round of the Asian Touring Car Championships was held at the Johore circuit, with Peugeot driver Toni Ruokonen powering to his fourth consecutive win of the season when he scored a double victory in rounds three and four.

The WK Longman Racing driver now tops the overall championship standings in Division 1 with a maximum of 80 points after a weekend of total class dominance.

In race one, the Finn was more than 40 seconds ahead of his nearest challenger in Divisions 1 and 2, Hong Kong driver Lo Ka Chun in a Honda Integra with Singaporean George Ong a further six seconds adrift. Fourth was Macau driver Manuel Ao Ieong while in fifth was Lui Man Kit driving the TEAM IMSP Honda Integra.

Leading the Division 3 class charge was Japanese Kouji Matsuda in a Honda Civic who was caught up in a close fight, trying to fend off Malaysian Mohd Farique Hairuman to eventually take the chequered flag by 0.867 seconds.

Asian Touring Car Series Round 3 Race 1 Results
Division 1 and 2    

1. Toni Ruokonen
2. Lo Kah Chun
3. George Ong
4. Manuel Ao Ieong
5. Lui Man Kit

  FIN
HKG
SIN
MAC
MAC
Division 3    

1. Kouji Matsuda
2. Mohd Farique Hairuman
3. Chan Heung Tak
4. Cheang Chong Hoi
5. IP Kwok Fai

  JAP
MAL
MAC
MAC
MAC
Asian Touring Car Series Round 4/Race 2 Results
Division 1 and 2    

1. Toni Ruokonen
2. Lo Kah Chun
3. George Ong
4. Ng Kin Veng
5. Leung Wing Keung

  FIN
HKG
SIN
MAC
HKG
Division 3    

1. Kouji Matsuda
2. Mohd Farique Hairuman
3. Lo Kah Fai
4. Deon Joubert
5. Danny Stacy Chau

  JAP
MAL
HKG
SAF
HKG

The new Pontiac GTO - torque, horsepower and taxes

They say the only certainties in life are death and taxes, and if you want a new Pontiac GTO in America, you are going to pay for the privilege of driving one of the most exciting cars to come out of the States in many years. And it’s not really a Stateside car either!

The new GTO is based on the Aussie Holden Monaro, but the 300 BHP engine in the Ozcar is not enough, with 350 BHP estimated for the worked over US version of the muscle car. “For a car to be credible, accepted as a rebirth of the rear-drive American muscle car, it has got to have that rocket-sled acceleration off the line,” said Robert Lutz, vice chairman for product development, at a media event in Munich, Germany, reported Automotive News.

One of the US’ little quirks is to come down hard on manufacturers (and ultimately the owners) if the vehicle cannot return greater than 22.5 miles per gallon. The tax, collected by the Internal Revenue Service, applies to cars - not light trucks - that have combined city and highway fuel economy of less than 22.5 mpg. The tax amount increases as fuel economy falls too.

However, Lutz is gambling on the GTO becoming a status symbol in America and the buyers will be prepared to pay the premium to get their backside in one. The only other US built vehicle to be subject to the gas-guzzlers task is the Dodge Viper, which cops a $3,000 slug. As if it is not enough that a GTO or Viper owner buy more fuel, so pay more fuel tax anyway, they now have to put up with double taxation. There used to be a bumper sticker in Oz which proclaimed “Taxation is Theft” and they were correct!