AUTO MANIA

by Dr. Iain Corness

Hungarian GP this weekend
After a three-week break, the roundy-roundy guys are at it again. This time at the Hungaroring, a most interesting venue for a motor race, and one where the city sets up a demountable brothel out the back of the pits! Well, they did last year and by all reports it made money, so one would expect it again.

The championship was wrapped up two meetings ago, with Michael Schumacher continuing to dominate the year. Currently Juan Pablo Montoya is in second position with 40 points and Rooby Baby Barichello is third on 36, with Baby Schumi Ralf fourth on 35 points. Any one of those drivers could end up 2nd in the championship, though it is just a matter of personal pride. Who ever remembers who came 2nd in anything? Ferrari are swinging behind our Rubinho setting up the T car for him etc., etc., as if they get him up into 2nd place then they will naturally have won the Constructor’s Championship as well. Personally I think they couldn’t give a tinker’s cuss as to Rooby Baby’s personal aspirations.

The telecast will be at 7 p.m. on the Sunday night the 18th and I watch it on the big screen in Shenanigans. Join me in the Shenanigans Roast Carvery beforehand and then barrack for your driver. If Schumi the elder wins this one he will have won more races in a season than any other driver - another record! For interest, Schumi has also had a 100% finishing record for the past 12 months. Not a statistic that they keep for “record breaking” but one that is most impressive. You have to hand it to the guy - he’s quick, he’s consistent and he keeps the machinery together. Love him or loathe him, he’s definitely the best at present.


Autotrivia Quiz
Last week I mentioned some famous cars which were sold with a white elephant radiator cap mascot and I asked what was it? It was the Bugatti Royale - a motor car that really was a white elephant (in the Western sense).

So to this week. This one is a little more difficult. There was a vehicle designed to be bigger and better than the Bugatti Royale. This was built by (I think, three) brothers who squandered the family fortune and managed to build three of the behemoths. It had an in-line 16 cylinder engine. What was the name of the car?

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Good luck!

Aston Martin Number Plates again
Our Down-Under correspondent John Weinthal responded to my eagle eyed review of the AML 1 number plate used on many Aston Martins over 33 years. Apparently the plate AM V8 was used by the MD’s or sometimes used on a car for the “owner of the month” or suchlike. This pic dates back to 1984 (the year the world was going to end or something, if I remember rightly, as well as the title of George Orwell’s book) and John fondly remembers the week he had with the car. What a wonderfully “British” track through the woods too!

More wonderful vehicle names
A few years ago now, Jean Lindamood reported on a few interesting names of cars in the “Automobile” magazine. The Japanese manufacturers in particular are prone to give their show cars/concept cars “suitable” English names. Here are a few beauties:

Nissan Big Thumb (“thumbs up”, I presume),
Nissan Leopard J Ferie (Bryan Ferry?),
Mazda Bongo Brawny (remember the Bongo?),
Mazda Proceed Marvie Wild Breeze (wind in the hair perhaps),
Mazda Familia Interplay (getting close to the knuckle Mr. Mazda),
Toyota Hiace One Day Trip (was this the warranty?),
Toyota Estima Lucida G Luxury Joyful Canopy (the mind boggles),
Mitsubishi MUM 500 Shall we join us? (let no man put asunder what Mitsubishi has joined together!)

The Great Jaguar debate and an AML as well

A couple of weeks back I asked what S.S. stood for in the pre-Jaguar era and got back a mixed bag of answers from Swallow Sidecars, Swallow Sports and even Swallow Cars. My sources claim it stood for Standard Swallow, although another reference book I just thumbed through claimed the initials never officially stood for anything! So perhaps we were all correct, so buy yourselves a beer and send one to me!

Then a goodly number of you pointed out my gaffe, where I said that the number plate AML 1 stood for Aston Martin Limited, when it should have been Aston Martin Lagonda. Thank you all, I have now slashed my wrists with my editorial red pen.

Now another of the respondents turned out to be an employee at Jaguar Engineering who informed me that the main reason for putting both F and blown X types on ‘hold’ is not directly due to blue oval intervention. He wrote, “Bottom line is that there is currently a lack of resource (manpower) within Jaguar to do the projects properly and without impacting on the core models. You can’t just conjure up the X number of engineers (even on contract) required in England at the moment. The R Coupe’ was only ever (so we were told) a show concept car - so no real loss there.”

My informant continued saying how embarrassing it is for the people at Jaguar watching the (Ford) Jaguars falling by the wayside just not going fast enough and struggling to compete with Arrows and Minardis - SAD SAD SAD. He went on to say what he found the strangest is Irvine, de La Rosa and Lauda talking about going testing to find out ‘how the car works’ and ‘what’s happening with the new aero package’. He wrote, “What happened to the Tetrabytes of Hewlet Packard computing power that we were told was going to be used to CFD a winner. Is this engineering with science and numbers or is it Harry Potter land?” Well said, that man!

As well as answering the quiz, another respondent, R.N. Russell, wrote of his experience renting a vehicle in the UK. “I tried to rent a car in U.K. with Hertz with a Thai licence - they would have accepted, but could not determine the date of expiry. So I produced a U.K. licence (instead).” Looks like the idea of a certified translation might be the way to go, after all.

Hello Hyundai Tiburon V6
The once strangely styled Hyundai Tiburon has won a fair amount of support over the years, even to the point of being called “Tibby’s” in the US of A. How it got its name, I have no idea, but there is a place in California called Tiburon. Our Down-Under correspondent John Weinthal has just spent some time with a “Tibby” and here are the Words from Weinthal.

“Finally, Hyundai has come up with a car that will win sales for reasons beyond its apparent value-for-money and long equipment list. With its sleek new Tiburon Hyundai has hit the styling button dead-centre with apologies to none. To show their confidence in it Hyundai first showed the Tiburon at the Geneva Motor Show and the first press drives were based in Monte Carlo.

“The Tiburon is Hyundai’s fourth crack at the sports coupe market - a sector ruled until now by the likes of the Toyota Celica and the Honda’s Integra. First was the highly forgettable Scoupe, then two versions of the very good but strangely styled Coupe.

“As always with Hyundai, value is a big attraction. But here we also get a car which is thoroughly sophisticated in its styling, engineering, and build quality. Tiburon boasts a host of successful and largely original design themes from front side gills to clear blister headlight lens, twin fat sports exhausts, an aircraft style fuel filler surround and original tail lamp design.

“Inside the story is much the same. It all amounts to a sporty look and feel with a blend of modern materials and styles. It also has all the hoped-for equipment from cruise control, air con and 6 stacker in-dash CD to an item I have never seen before - a torque gauge. I have to admit the purpose of this item escaped me totally, but it provides a novel talking point.

“While the rear is cramped much like its main competitors, there is a large deep boot. Compared with the former Hyundai Coupe the Tiburon is 50mm longer, 30mm wider and a fraction taller. Wheelbase and track are both extended for an even more purposeful stance and improved handling.

“The Tiburon’s front seats grip nicely and proved comfortable over a couple of hours’ run and there’s a ton of adjustment for the driver’s seat and the steering wheel is height adjustable, so getting comfortable is not difficult. The relatively small window area can make for an initial feeling of claustrophobia, and rear vision is always a bit dubious.

“The front-wheel-drive Tiburon is available with a 102kW 2 litre four cylinder engine or a 127kW 2.7 litre V6. The 1333kg V6 tested had a slick 6-speed gearbox with nicely spaced ratios which means one uses all six gears naturally and easily.

“The ride is, to put it politely, sporting. It is firm certainly and at times harsh. Thankfully it handles well, with good communication between driver and road. I imagine it would be terrific on a smooth race circuit.

“As I said, this Hyundai comes up against cars like the Celica, Integra and Nissan 200SX in particular, but when equipment - and, dare I say it, styling - is taken into account the Hyundai is streets ahead on value for money.

“So that is it. Hyundai has another winner here, although the firm to harsh ride and slightly claustrophobic interior were mild demerits for me.

The coffee clubbing and ladies-who-lunch brigade will miss out on a good thing if they let the Hyundai name put them off this time around.”

 


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