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Gold, Gold and more Gold in Diana Gold 2002

Forty-nine from Pearce and Taylor wins the day

Over 200 riders compete in the first Volvo Cannondale International Mountain Bike Open

Burapha University/One-2-Call table tennis tournament this weekend

Shakey Pete’s clinches first place - second and third still up for grabs

Rose Garnito and Rommy Lamsen capture AFT-ERC bowling victory

Pattaya Squash Club loses to Bangkok’s British Club

The Mighty Warbler wins first two

Soi Kor Phai community turn to sports, not drugs

Mio and Tue separated by only half a point

Pattaya Sports Club Christmas Party

PH3 Run 975

Mickey Sheerer becomes first ever winner from new PSC venue

Brave golfers continue to flock in

John Gibson makes it two in a row

November’s Medal taken by the scourge of Sapporo

The tablets are working ... just

Jeff McLaury wins at Plutaluang

Fishing from The 60’s Bar with Frank Collins

The Square Ring

PATTAPA SPORTS ROUND-UP

Gold, Gold and more Gold in Diana Gold 2002

by Mike Franklin

Over 200,000 baht value in Thai Gold was sponsored in the 4th Diana Gold Charity golf tournament on Friday November 15th at Plutaluang Navy Golf Course, sponsored by Carlsberg and Chivas Regal.

Division trophy winners and sponsors gather for a memorable photo on stage.

In fine weather, and on well prepared South and East courses, 156 golfers set off with a shotgun start and took up the challenge, with the option of playing for performance or, on some holes, strategically playing for one of the 25 one baht gold items on offer. The technical holes were designed to test accuracy, length and putting skills with specific opportunities for the three Men’s Divisions, the Ladies Division and some holes open to all. This was later reflected in the final list of technical hole prizewinners.

Three performance prizes were awarded in each of the four divisions with all of the net results, bar one, being below par.

Mam Trayling returned a net 68 to win the Ladies Division trophy, Nora Haugsjordet and Noonit Tawapee taking runner-up and third places respectively.

Herb Schwieterman had an impressive net 65 to win Division III, Dave Earthrowl and Ken Ince each a shot behind with net 66 and 67.

Division II fared not quite so well, the winner being Claus Ernlund with a net 69, San Nithimetee runner-up with net 70 and Andy Spence’s net 71 third.

Division I saw George Jackson in third place with a net 70, and a count-back for the runner-up and winner places between Saman Jitsakul and Suphan Phuriprom, both with net 65. Khun Saman’s net 33 on the back nine lost to Khun Suphan’s net 32. Suphan Phuriprom also won the low gross trophy with an impressive 73 off the stick.

Best net score of the day came from Manop Maneechan with a net 64 earning the title of Diana Gold Champion 2002. Appropriately the champion, Khun Manop, in addition to the champion’s trophy, also received one baht gold sponsored by the Diana Group and presented by MD Sopin Thappajug.

All winners, in addition to receiving a Diana Gold trophy, were presented with a 1000 baht Green Bottle voucher.

However, all ears were waiting for the technical prizewinners to be announced. Twenty-five baht in gold across 18 holes. Representatives of many of the gold sponsors were present to award their gold item to the individual winners.

All of this took place on a fine evening and with a staged presentation at the Diana Lodge and Driving Range, close to the Bahn Thai houses and new, soon to be completed, Diana Resort apartment block.

With the awarding of the performance and technical prizes over, it was time for the Charity Lucky Draw and a final opportunity to buy tickets and a chance to win one of the many valuable prizes on offer.

The prizes included flights to Singapore from Chaba Tour, and to Koh Samui from Bangkok Airways; a ‘Free Carvery Every Week’ for a Year from Shenanigans; three more baht in gold from UPS, Jam Long Seafood and Koh Chang Travel; and much more including prizes from the T.A.T, Malibu Travel, Nong Nooch, Sriricha Tiger Zoo, and Laem Chabang, Pattaya Country Club, Century and Sriricha golf courses.

When all had been claimed it was time to present the proceeds of Diana Gold 2002. Other donations had been gratefully received from YWCA/ Rotary/ Lions of 47,000 baht; Pondsak 5,000 baht, and Len Dingemans 3,000 baht.

Sanan Phawandee, on behalf of Banglamung Schools, received a cheque for 30,000 baht to fund scholarships for twenty deserving children, who were all up on stage for the presentation.

Finally, Judge Prathinya was presented with a cheque for 130,000 baht by Sopin Thappajug, on behalf of the Diana Group, towards the care of children on remand at the Chonburi Juvenile & Family Court Protection Center. A final address by Judge Prathinya ended the proceedings and a final ‘thank you’ from the stage closed the evening and a successful 4th Diana Gold Charity golf tournament.

A BIG thanks to all the sponsors of the Diana Gold 2002

The annual Diana Gold golf tournament was played at Plutaluang last week (see story back page), then all golfers returned to the Diana Driving Range for the after tournament prize giving party. Proceedings were emceed by tournament director Mike Franklin, charmingly assisted with Thai translation by Wannapaha Wannasri. Distinguished guests were welcomed, with guest of honor Judge Prathinya Sootsuwan, chief judge of the Chonburi Juvenile & Family Court.

Judge Patinya was presented with a cheque for 137,660 baht by Sopin Thappajug, on behalf of the Diana Group and sponsors, towards the care of children on remand at the Chonburi Juvenile & Family Court Protection Center.

Peter Malhotra, managing director of Pattaya Mail presents the trophy to Saman Jitsakul, runner-up in Division 1.

Carl Engel, Pattaya Sports Club president presents the trophy to Herb Schwieterman, Division 3 winner, who had a net 65.

Witthaya Yoosabai, head of the MCOT radio station in Pattaya hands over the ladies division runners-up trophy to Nora Haugsjordet.

Other distinguished guests included Sanan Phawandee, director of Banglamung Schools; Niphon Narksompob, director of the Mass Communication Organization of Thailand, accompanied by Wongvit; Somjit, Thanachai and Jednarong Chupan; Sura Lichutipoom, head of Radio Or Sor Mor Thor, Chiangmai & Wittia Jensabai, Pattaya; Peter Malhotra, managing director of Pattaya Mail Press & Television; Wiwat Pattanasin, president of Sattaya Golf Association; Manit Boonchim, director Tourist Authority of Thailand Pattaya Region 3; Nawator Sontaya Sengjeaw, head of Radio Sor Tor Ror 5 Pattaya and Ruator Amnad Mongonpan.

Thanks were extended to the tournament ‘team’ from Diana Group management - Witoon, Komsan, Tanya & John Cole. To Nok and the Diana Group staff for registration, nips of Chivas Regal for the players to start the day off, and for running the Chivas Charity Hole at the South Par 3 hole # 4, that raised 9,900 baht towards the charity total.

Manop Maneechan, this year’s Diana Gold champion who had a net 64, receives his trophy from Sopin Thappajug, managing director of the Diana Group.

Pongsak Amnuayyonvari, managing director of Amnuayyon Motor Co., Ltd., adds more to the charity coffers, presenting a cheque to Judge Patinya Sootsuwan.

Nittaya Patimasongkroh gives ‘one baht’ of gold Amphiew Rimngram, just one the 25 technical prizes on offer.

Judge Pracha Chainukul presents Claus Ernlund, division 2 winner, with his well-earned trophy.

Not least, also thanks to Malcolm Clare, PGA Professional Richard Livingston, and John Cole for the efficient scoring and general assistance throughout the day. To the Bangkok Pattaya Hospital for having the Ambulance Unit on station all day to deal with any mishap or ailment.

Finally, thanks to Rear Admiral Tara Boonaak, and especially to Lt. Aree Yearkyen R.T.N. for the excellent co-operation and service afforded by the Plutaluang Navy Golf Course, together with the presentation of the course itself. Lt. Aree asked that due thanks be given to the Diana Gold players for the generous contribution of golf balls deposited in the lakes during the day.

RTN Commander Sonthaya Sengjeaw presents a trophy to Mam Trayling, winner of the ladies division with a net 68.

Noonit Tawapee is presented her trophy by Wiwat Pattanasin, president of Sattaya Golf Association.

Pornpimol Amarapal, general manger of KN Travel hands over a return ticket Bangkok-Singapore to the lucky winner.

Nittaya Patimasongkroh (2nd left) hands over a cheque to Judge Patinya Sootsuwan to support the care of children on remand at the Chonburi Juvenile & Family Court Protection Center.

Division 1 and low gross winner, Suphan Phuriprom (right) receives a trophy from Wisit Ekak, secretary of the Sattaya Golf Association.

Make a note in the diary, Friday November 14th 2003 is the scheduled date for the 5th ‘Diana Gold’, and early sign-ups at the Diana Inn or with me, Mike Franklin, are recommended and welcome.


Forty-nine from Pearce and Taylor wins the day

By Mike Franklin

Alan Pearce and Phil Taylor made a significant impression on the South and East Navy Course by scoring forty-nine Stableford points in Shenanigans November 12th Pairs Better Ball competition.

The winners, Alan Pearce (center) and a stand-in for Phil Taylor (left), namely Trevor Carnahoff, are presented their winnings by Mike Franklin (right). (Photo by Aum)

However, just a single point behind were newly arrived Graham Buckingham and Mab Jiwa with forty-eight points to take the runners-up spot. Philippe Berra and Dennis Edmonds claimed third place with forty-six points.

A sign-up field of fifty-four players, including a number of new faces joining the Shenanigans fortnightly competition, indicated that the high season is imminent and there are busy times ahead.

The technical prizes were won by Steve Ryser, nearest pin on S. 4, Amphiew S.7, Phil Groves very close on E. 2, and Philippe Berra even closer on E. 5. Bill Hurd made the longest first putt on S. 9 and newcomer Wongwan Penning sank her putt on E. 9.

It was an overcast and humid day with thunder in the distance, but it stayed dry. The course always looks inviting as you drive along the approach road and is always well presented.

The usual prize giving and Tuesday ‘Chef’s Special’ followed back at Shenanigans. Newcomers and visitors were welcomed in the shape of Dennis Edmonds, Chris Feltham, Don Frances, Jack Gayer, Dave Stockton, Bee Matti, Walter Hofer, Phil Taylor, Nick Strasshine,Tatsumi Naguchi, Graham Buckingham, Mab Jiwa and Wongwan Penning.

Out again in two weeks on November 26th for a Pairs Combined Stableford. Sign-up, in pairs please, at Shenanigans.


Over 200 riders compete in the first Volvo Cannondale International Mountain Bike Open

Suchada Tupchai

At 8 a.m. on Sunday, November 10, over 200 local and international enthusiastic mountain bike riders eagerly lined up at the starting line to partake in the Volvo Cannondale International Mountain Bike Open from the Dusit Resort in Pattaya. Mayor Pairat Suttithamrongsawat joined the senior management of Volvo Cars (Thailand) Ltd. to fire the starter’s pistol at the entrance to the hotel.

The gun has sounded and the cyclists are underway for the first Volvo Cannondale International Mountain Bike Open through the streets of Pattaya.

Karl-Johan Sandesjo, president of Volvo Cars (Thailand) said, “I am happy for the opportunity to hold the Mountain Bike Race here in Pattaya on a course that has been appropriately set for mountain biking through this tourist resort. The race will provide added interest in preserving and promoting the environment and is also good PR for Pattaya City.”

The race began at the Dusit Resort, ran along Beach Road through Walking Street, over Pratamnak Hill, with the course crossing over Sukhumvit Road. Providing a degree of difficulty for riders, the course led them alongside the railway tracks where the groups of riders then split into the respective category distances, tour riders on the 24-kilometer course and the more serious competitors taking the 40-kilometer course.

Both sections of riders ended up on Pattaya Naklua Road back to the finish line at the Dusit Hotel Pattaya.

The Volvo Cannondale International Mountain Bike Open is one of the activities organized by the Swedish car company to promote sports and a healthy lifestyle in Thailand.

The winner from each of the categories received prize money for winning their division. The total purse was over 400,000 baht.

Results:

Category A

Boy’s U18s

1. Mohd Zamri Saleh

2. Chalimchon Kongchai

3. Phitak Chompanya

Men’s Open

1. Surajit Jirotwong

2. Shahrom Abdullah

3. Azizue Azli Shaari

Girl’s U18s

1. Worawan Petchokam

Women’s Open

1. Jindarat Pornbunjerdakul

2. Jindarmnee Pornbunjerdakul

3. Pimnorar Chaipetch

Category B

Boy’s U18s

1. Thansak Tharachai

2. Thanatpon Ponngern

3. Suksit Manasuvor

Men’s Open

1. Viriya Thani

2. Thanawat Marnatikanont

3. Anupong Tienjaem

Girl’s U18s

1. Pornpen Seesengeam

Women’s Open

1. Rachanee Theruwat

2. Vassamon Rattansombat

3. Saiyon Raohara


Burapha University/One-2-Call table tennis tournament this weekend

Songklod Kaewvisit

Burapha University, together with One-2-Call is holding a table tennis tournament under the supervision of Sonthaya Khunpluem, Minister for Tourism and Sports at Burapha University on November 23-24, starting at 9 a.m.

There will be separate teams for men and women and the 1st place winners will get 3000 baht prize money. 2nd and 3rd place will receive 2000 baht.

The prizes will be distributed by Sonthaya Khunpluem and Wittaya Khunpluem, Deputy of Sports for the Chonburi area.

Interested persons may apply at the Burapha University, Moo 169, on the road that leads towards the beach in Bang Saen. The entrance fee per team is 500 baht and should be paid in cash when applying.

For more information please telephone 038-745-900 extension 3388 or 01-3856856.


Shakey Pete’s clinches first place - second and third still up for grabs

Pattaya Sports Club Friday Bowling League

With only two weeks remaining in the league and eight points up for grabs, Shakey Pete’s is assured of a first place finish after taking four points from Cafe Ole behind good bowling by Jon with a 222 game and 560 series and Tukata’s 220 game and 496 series (607 with handicap).

Three teams are fighting for second and third place after VFW Post 9876 won three points from Winchester Club and moved into a tie with them for second place. Nice & Sleazy took all four points from the strong House of the Golden Coin team and moved into fourth place behind Tue’s 548 series, which included a 202 game, and Porn’s 535 pin count. Golden Coin’s Captain Mio bowled below form but still knocked down 507 pins.

Cafe Kronborg won three points from Three Sisters with Suraphan leading the way with a 521 series.

New league starts
December 6

Bowlers are invited to join the next league, which will start in three weeks. Two more weeks remain in this league followed by a fun bowling Friday at which time new team members are selected by a blind draw. All PSC members are invited to bowl in the new league and we are hoping to have ten teams participating. Teams are formed of four players. If you want to sponsor a team you can select the captain of your team but the other members will be selected by a blind draw. Come and enjoy with us for the next 30-week league.


Rose Garnito and Rommy Lamsen capture AFT-ERC bowling victory

The Association of Filipinos in Thailand, Eastern Region Chapter (AFT-ERC), held a Fun Bowling Tournament on Nov. 10 at P.S. Bowl.

In the men’s division Rommy Lamsen rolled a 469 (in 3 rounds), finishing ahead of June Arboleda’s 456 pins and Romeo Santiago’s 445.

Rose Garnito (center), winner of the women’s division, flanked by runner ups Nora Haugsjordet (left) and Maedin Veldhoen (right).

In the women’s division Rose Garnito took victory with 423 total pin falls, ahead of Nora Haugsjordet’s 408 pins, who put aside her golf ambitions for this event. 3rd place was captured by Maedin Veldhoen with 326 pins.

In the team games Unithai Shipyard’s score of 1679 won over Thai Scandic with 1587.

Diligent event organizer and president of the AFT-ERC, Virginia Sorensen, jumped in for a missing (probably injured) player. Virginia did not win a trophy for her bowling skills, but was rewarded with a successful and fun tournament, which was enjoyed by all 60 participants.


Pattaya Squash Club loses to Bangkok’s British Club

On Saturday November 9th, 12 members of the Pattaya Squash Club travelled to Bangkok to take on the best of the British Club in a friendly team match.

Squash “racketeers” gather for a group photo.

Unfortunately for Pattaya, this year’s event was a whitewash as the British Club’s notoriously hot courts, nicknamed the oven, proved too much for the boys from the cooler coast and they were thrashed 10 matches to 2.

Pattaya’s poor performance can mainly be attributed to the absence of many key players and a recent lack of competitive matches.

The pairing that drew the greatest interest was between the corresponding number 1 players: Pattaya’s ex English County player Stuart and British Club’s top Ozzie Glen Mills.

In a high quality match Stuart won the first game, but still recovering from a recent illness was unable to capitalise on his advantage and was found struggling as Glen came back to win 3-1.

Pattaya’s younger players were put to shame as the two victories came, surprisingly, from it’s two eldest players, former semi-professional and team coach John Nutkins, 60+ and William Love, 55+ who both won their matches 3-1.

However, the best performance by a Pattaya player came from Dutch beginner Steven. Having taken up squash only a few months previously he played a spirited and competitive game and narrowly lost to British Club’s vastly more experienced Thai player Rit 3-2.

Pattaya’s other competitors were Rik, Bruce, Mike, Jurgen, Bruno, Matthew, Tony, and Paul. The rest of the scores and the final results are largely irrelevant, though, as the main purpose of the event was social and to that end it was a resounding success.

The British Club were great hosts and many new friendships were formed as the post match conversation and banter flowed easily.

Over a delicious curry buffet washed down with jugs of very welcome cold beer, Rik Oudshoorn, Pattaya’s captain, spoke a few words of thanks to the British Club players and commiserations to his own players and presented British Club’s David Eastgate with an engraved silver plate to mark the event.

The return match is due to take place at the Ambassador Hotel, Jomtien in February 2003.

The Pattaya Squash Club plays every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday from 5 p.m. at the Ambassador City Jomtien Hotel. All new players are welcome. For more information phone: Stuart Lyonton 018646672, or Bruce Madge 060515725.


The Mighty Warbler wins first two

MBMG International League Weeks 1 and 2

As some old hippie once wrote, “The times they are a changing” (Bob Dylan). This can indeed be applied to the all new MGMB League. With the old casual league expanding to fourteen teams, the club chairmen, conscious of the potential television and marketing revenue, decided to split the teams into a two conference format. The top three of each conference playing off in the post season to find an overall champion. To support this the league was given a snazzy new media friendly name, The International League.

With the new demands placed upon teams in the increasingly competitive modern game many have been flexing their financial muscle. The Mighty Warbler plundered Pattana’s team with the acquisition of Sean Jamieson. Jamieson, in an exclusive interview with the Mail, gave his reasons for joining the champions, “Who could resist playing for The Mighty Warbler? When they came calling, I had just one thought. Where do I sign?”

Former champions, the Bulls Head have tempted a number of stars from rival team SCI with promises of fat pay checks, beefy bonuses and the opportunity to actually win a game.

After last season’s disappointment, Pattaya have sacked their failing manager and backroom staff and have replaced them with the charismatic Adrian Sparrow who, they hope, will galvanize their talented yet underachieving team.

And with SCI retaining the managerial services of Big John McGuigan, after his proposed move to Spain fell through for reasons as yet to be revealed, the league is shaping up for a mouthwatering season.

In Conference A The Mighty Warbler, buoyed by the return of their legendary skipper, Robbo have started off with two wins out of two, overcoming some stern opposition from The Scandinavian Vikings and French outfit SOHO.

Former champions, the Bulls Head sent a warning shot to the league with a 5-1 demolition of new team Bangkok Blitz, the speedy Chatree netting a brace.

In Conference B, SCI have got off to a woeful start with two heavy defeats against an impressive German side and the conference favorites, Pattaya.


Soi Kor Phai community turn to sports, not drugs

On November 9th, Mayor Pairat Suttithamrongsawat presided over an aerobic dance activity opening at the Soi Kor Phai community public grounds, which was attended by the many community members.

Community leader, Jira Lawanakorn, said most of the community members were kids and low-paid workers from upcountry provinces, poorly educated and are a high-risk group for drug addiction.

For this reason, the promotion of sports such as aerobic dance on weekends is a practical and tangible concept that the city should not only support but expand.

Aerobic dance for health will be held regularly on Friday, Saturday and Sunday between 5 p.m. and 6 p.m. The fee is only 5 baht and it is open for everyone who would like to join the fun at the Soi Kor Phai community public grounds.


Mio and Tue separated by only half a point

The Cafe Kronborg Monday Bowling League

Monday Nov. 11, the Cafe Kronborg Monday Bowling League had a very exciting day of bowling. With only one week to go, and only a 1/2 point between the two top teams, the winners could have been decided, but as it turned out, both teams lost all of their matches.

Mio’s team got beaten by Jeed’s team 4-0, with Tui and Udom both bowling very steady for Jeed’s team. Mio’s 200 game was not enough to win a point.

Tue’s team also received a 4-0 beating from Kran’s team. Lada did the main damage for Kran’s team, helped by Suraphan’s 216 game and 562 total in a very tight match.

Bill’s team earned a 4-0 win against La’s team. Without any special high scores, Bill was the only one here that came close to the 200 mark with a 199.

Another good turnout this week, as 25 keglers showed up to knock pins down, with a few new visitors playing.


Pattaya Sports Club Christmas Party

The Pattaya Sports Club will be having their annual Christmas Party on the 18th of December 2002, at the Town In Town Hotel (near Foodland). Tickets will be on sale at the PSC office starting 20th of November. Current members: 300 baht. Member’s guest: 600 baht. This price includes a fabulous international buffet, beer, wine, other alcoholic drinks, soft drinks, and live entertainment. Raffle prizes include four baht of gold and many other great gifts. Hope to see you there!


PH3 Run 975

Another Rain drenched Monday afternoon here in Thailand and off we all go down the Siam Country Club Road towards the A site on the faithful hash bus. Great A-site, barely off the main road, and now the sun shinning out. Quiet and scenic area looking over the lake, with plenty of space.

The usual meeting of all the hashers together with late sign ups, seems more hashers at the A-site than the sign up bar, good old Dr. Pinky, congratulations putting up with queue of hashers with no change, he’s always there.

The circle was called by Fini to start the run. New shoes were toasted with the amber liquid followed by the hares Flying Sheep S & Baa Baa to tell us about today’s run. We then followed the hares to the start of the run and off we go On On. The front pack hits the first check which allows the rear runners to catch up. The right way was found and the hoards followed the front runners, hashers were now getting spaced out as usual as the run took its course over the fields and into the jungle.

We all hear the On On and hashers dash off to that familiar sound. Another check, a few buffalos. More calls of On On and we follow, the run takes us through beautiful scenic woods and fields. The front runners so intent on beating each other miss the white paper trail on the turning left, as they continued running into the distance shouting on on! The other clever hashers including myself turned on paper to the last single trail where the ON IN was found and back to the A site.

Whatever happened to those so called front runners? Probably still chasing each other on the jungle trails. Guess they will catch up with us next week as they hear On On by the new front running hashers. A good speedy run with no dogs.

Now at the A site the Chang beer and snacks were consumed. Lek, as usual with the BLT’S & hot dogs, all proceeds go to charity. C. Face with the rags, doing well. I noticed a few hashers with chairs sipping the amber nectar, with on-looking jealous hashers thinking I wish I had one.

As the sun went down and the last hasher came in and as darkness fell the circle was called by the GM, Fini. Straight away C. Face was iced - seems he’s been watching Fini’s naked pole dancing a little too often.

Next up Ewok with the hash raffle, returnees and leavers in for some amber stuff. It was the hares, hash horror’s birthday Nuggets Nightmare 5 yrs today, complete with birthday cake for all the other hash horror’s. A good idea, no noise while they all scoffed it. The circle over to Sir Airhead, hares on ice, besides the smell of the nearby dead buffalo a good site and run was given. Also the hash s@#t was removed from the hare Flying Sheep S, his spotted dog is now in its rightful place at home away from us! Dog lovers note that we hate dogs on the run.

Circle over to GM and the awards for hashers 50th run mug to Svengali, Really Sadistic Bastard & Free Willy. Anal Breadfruit 200th run. Ewok 250th Run and Glasshopper and Rambo WW2 100th run T-shirts. Congratulations.

Next up on ice Mint Sauce, Mrs Head, Ewok and a couple more to sit with the Texas cowgirl. All during the circle these un-savory noises were heard, after some good detective work by King Yao Yao the sinners were brought on ice, Terminal 4, UTB, Glasshopper, Spaghetti Head.

On ice next was Festering Streaker and Poodle Juice wrongly accused for sitting on the hash box of tricks after the run. A mistake by Sir Chicken F as it was MC who was sitting and damaging the hash box, we should be hash heroes for getting him off. More hashers on ice for various sins. The Hares did not have a song so on ice whilst again Sir Chicken F came to their aid and sang.

Now it was time for the Hash Hymn and with everyone running to leave and get a beer, the circle was down to 30 hashers to sing the hymn. A good day by all.

On On Poodle Juice


Mickey Sheerer becomes first ever winner from new PSC venue

P.S.C. Golf from The 60’s Bar

Tuesday
November 12
Eastern Star
(Stableford)

The morning was cool with a breeze off the sea, as the players began to drift into Bobby-Joes 60’s Bar for the inaugural competition, to be greeted by the sight of both mine host, Bobby-Joe and Carl Engel P.S.C. president sitting there to say good morning and ushering the players inside. Inside was tea/coffee and a table laid out with the free breakfast, as it will be on all competition days. Nothing like scrambled eggs on toast and hash browns and a big pot of coffee when you’re trying to fight off a hangover. It was going to be a fine day.

Mickey presented by Carl Engel.

Suitably replete the players clambered onto the transport for a pleasant drive to a very quiet Eastern Star where the only hiccup was that some of the clubs had been put in the back of Bobby-Joe’s car, and he didn’t seem to be there. After a hurried phone call he was located at one of the local military barracks and finally took the correct U turn and made it.

The course was in its usual fine quiet condition, but as usual let down by sub standard greens, enough said. However, this is to be a fun competition and all the players rose to the occasion with smiles on all the faces and plenty of banter. The results will not matter in this completion; it’s for the fun.

As we went round I noted that many of the players were playing their first competition, many did not have handicaps, but after some early nerves, with the light friendly atmosphere they settled down and had a fine day. Indeed, the only actual ‘winner for a score’ was won by one of the ‘L’ players. The only trouble we had on the course, apart from some greens, was from that camera mad Bobby-Joe who insisted on following us around and taking photos at the most embarrassing times, and there were a lot.

Now that’s concentration...

The facilities in the restaurant and the casual area at Eastern Star are second to none, and as the players finished and showered all made it to the “casual’ area where liquid was put back into the body, and many new friends were made, before they were poured back onto the bus for the trip back to The 60’s Bar.

The lamb stew laid on by the host was first class, he really can cook, and snacks such as this will be standard and free, as will the breakfast. Most went back for seconds, and passed the time until we could give the ‘fun prizes’.

The first ever winner was Mickey Sheerer, playing for the first time with a group and he was congratulated by P.S.C. President Carl Engel. All the rest were near the pins and long putt prizes, all 60’s shirts presented by Bobby-Joe. Mickey won two, Bob Benda won one, Thomas won one, as did Neal Hughes and Derek Brook.

The star of the day though has to be Ray (name withheld) as he will be presented with the trophy for nearest the tee, with a magnificent drive of 1/4 of an inch. He may pass it on at the next competition which will be on Friday the 22nd, hopefully to Burapha. The schedule same as this day’s. To check, phone Bobby-Joe on 06 0044344.

End of a fine day and thoroughly enjoyed by all, but particularly by those playing with a group for the first time. It was a fine day.


Brave golfers continue to flock in

P.S.C. Golf from the Cafe Kronborg

Monday November 11
Green Valley
(Stroke)

One thing you learn about golfers, they are so intense about their sport very little puts them off, so it is not surprising that whilst general tourism may be suffering, those brave golfers continue to flock in at this time of the year.

Kris Helgason

The number of players at this time of year always rises so it was not surprising that when a trip was made to the prime course of Green Valley, 38 players turned out to compete on a Monday. After 43 at Bangpra last week it shows a return of the faithful.

Amidst sunny skies and balmy breezes ten groups of ‘Duffers’ set out from the Cafe Kronborg, led by the ‘Admiral’, for a stroke play competition at the magnificent Rayong Green Valley, in two Flights, A (0 to 19) and B (20 upwards). It was to turn into a tough day for the players and only one man was to break par and two equal their handicap so we can exempt them from the ‘Duffer Tag’.

Cees Bosman

In the A flight Kris Helgason won with a net 71, just ahead of Dave Richardson on a net 72 with Bob Morrison in third place on a net 73.

In the B flight Old Frank Sinclair (The old’ns are the best) won with net 72 ahead of Werner Strub in second with net 74 on count back over in third Kurt Persson, also net 74.

Near pins: no 2 Bjorn Kristjohansson, no 4 Norman Robinson, no’s 12 & 16 John Biangazzo.

Long putts: no 9 Kris Helgason, and no 18 Andy Bettany.

Thursday
November 14
Eastern Star
(Stableford)

Normally this course is not on the schedule of golf from the Cafe Kronborg - it is a really fine golf course which unfortunately has bad greens. So it was with some trepidation that we decided to try it this time, and as usual the course was a real challenge, good fairways, but on some greens a bucket and spade would have been of more use than a putter. The turnout was not bad in the circumstances and 30 golfers joined us to travel to this course, for what was a fine day if you didn’t get frustrated on the greens.

Frank Sinclair

Eastern Star complex really is a superb facility and for many years I used to visit it, not only for the golf but the friendliness of its staff and the quality of its restaurant and food. In my humble opinion the best at any course.

The golfers set out in ideal conditions and we were allowed to start on both the first and tenth tees, this speeds up the day considerably and is always a plus to the organisers. It was no surprise therefore that the golfers got around quickly and posted some very creditable scores, with the B flight as usual posting the best scores.

In the A flight the winner with 37 points was the same as at Green Valley, with Kris Helgason completing a double for the week. Second was our ever present Ebrahim with 36 points and third was John Desmond with 34 points.

In the B flight the winner with 41 points, and just back for his Winter 3 month break, was Cees Bosman. Second with a fine 40 points was Dick Worden and third with 39 points was James Flanagan.

The argument still rages on about Eastern Star, does the sheer quality of its clubhouse and general course overcome the poor quality of its greens when we book to take a large group there? The jury is still out.

To conclude I must tell you about the long putts at the 9th and the 18th, they were both the length of the green, on such bad greens impossible. Jim Boyd reckons that two such miss hits that just happened to go in the hole shouldn’t count, but Philippe and I accepted with thanks.

Near pins: no 3 & 6 Kris Helgasson, no 13 Bob O’Dowd, and no 17 Cees Bosman.

Long putts: no 9 Philippe Berra and no 18 Derek Brook.


John Gibson makes it two in a row

PSC Three Sisters Golf

For two weeks in a row “Little” John Gibson showed the rest of the field that it’s not how big you are but how you hit the ball that counts. John shot 19 points on the front and 20 on the back nine to take the bragging rights for two weeks in a row. Although John did not hit a lot of the greens, his chips put him in close enough to one putt many of the holes.

John Gibson (left) won the bragging rights again with 39 points on Monday at SCC. Charlie Creed (right) was left holding the bag.

Following close behind John again was Jerry Lien in second position. Jerry shot 19/19 for a total score of 38. Behind Jerry was Trevor Carnahoff with 37 points but both Jerry and Trevor could not overtake John for the lead.

The bottom spot this week was taken over by RJ Creed. With a whopping 20 points accumulated, no one could get close enough to get a hold of the bag. By next week another golfer will surely be there to take over the load.


November’s Medal taken by the scourge of Sapporo

IPGC Golf From Lewiinski’s - Orchid

Sunday November 10
Green Valley - White Tees
Monthly Medal
Stroke

1st A Flight - John Emmerson - net 69

2nd A Flight - Ray Matti - net 70

3rd A Flight - Phil Mitchell - net 70

4th A Flight - Nick Strasshine - net 72

1st B Flight - Jay Nakagawa - net 68 - Monthly Medal Winner

2nd B Flight - Moe Deverdene - net 70

3rd B Flight - Jim Boyd -net 72

4th B flight - David Knight - net 72

Near pins: No. 2 & 9: Moe Deverdenne, No. 12: Jim Brackett, and No. 16: Stan Fry.

John Emmerson was the first group in and anxiously waited an hour plus in the clubhouse at Green Valley Rayong Country Club to see if his excellent gross 80, net 69 would hold up.

One by one players who were known to be on form fell by the wayside. But alas, lurking in the second to the last group was Jay Nakagawa who stole the medal right out of John’s grasp.

Jay’s net 68 made him the 11th Monthly Medal winner of the year and gave him a ticket to the Gold Medal competition that will be held after the December winner is determined.

John Emmerson was left with the top spot in A Flight. Ray Matti edged Phil Mitchell on count back for second in A flight as both carded net 70’s, excellent scores off their respective handicaps of 10 and 7. Nick Strasshine’s gross 77, net 72, round rounded out A Flight.

Moe Deverdenne, who left directly from the course to go back to work in Yemen was second in B Flight with net 70. Moe also copped two near pins. Jim Boyd edged Australian visitor David Knight for third on count back.

Monday November 11
Treasure Hill - White Tees
Stableford

1st A Flight - Shaun Stewart - 36 points

2nd A Flight - Joe Mooneyham - 35 points

3rd A Flight - Pete Stonebridge - 34 points

1st B Flight - Keith Meehan - 40 points

2nd B Flight - Nigel Cannon - 35 points

3rd B Flight - Colin Davis - 33 points

Treasure Hills playing over 6700 yards from the White Tees is always a good test. The always-superb greens were slightly off do to necessary sanding and the fairways were a bit thinner then usual.

None of that seemed to deter Keith Meehan as the consistent Pattaya visitor had the long irons and fairway woods working as he stormed past B Flight, and the entire field for that matter, with a fantastic 40 points. It was the second time in Keith’s recollection that he has broken 90 despite numerous attempts.

Colin “The Donkey” Davis was relegated to third in B Flight by his friend, Nigel Cannon.

A good story to come out of A Flight is that Shaun Stewart had a lovely round going until a downpour forced him off the course with one hole yet to play. In a fitting outcome, given his fine play, Shaun’s 36 points, garnered on only 17 holes, still held up for A Flight victory. John Mooneyham came second with 35, followed by Pete Stonebridge.

Wednesday
November 13
Natural Park Resort - C & A - White Tees
Stableford

1st A Flight - Phil Mitchell - 42 points

2nd A Flight - Graham Johnson - 41 points

3rd A Flight - John Emmerson - 39 points

1st B Flight - Serge Straeten - 39 points

2nd B Flight - Jay Nakagawa - 39 points

3rd B Flight - Steve Donovan - Jim Boyd - 38 points

It if were not the week of the Monthly Medal the headlines would have addressed the battle between Phil Mitchell, playing off 6, and Graham Johnson, playing off 9, for A Flight supremacy. Phil’s magnificent level round of gross 72, 42 points, appropriately won the top rung. Graham had nothing to be ashamed of with his gross 76, 41-point effort. The fact that the field performed superbly on the more forgiving Resort Course was reflected by the fact that John Emmerson could only manage third despite 39 points.

B Flight was not to be left behind as Serge Straeten edged his friend and this month’s Monthly Medal Winner, Jay Nakagawa, needing count back due to their joint 39-point efforts. Jim Boyd, showing repeated good form quietly took the bronze with 38 points.

Friday November 15
Burapha - East (Old) - Blue tees
Stroke

1st A Flight - John Emmerson - net 69

2nd A Flight - Rusty Boysen - net 72

3rd A Flight - Stan Fry - net 72

4th A Flight - John Horton - net 72

1st B Flight - John Dilstein - net 70

2nd B Flight - Dr. Raimund Cerney - net 71

3rd B Flight - Jim Boyd - net 74

4th B Flight - Joe Sebastian - net 76

The original course at Burapha always poses a dilemma in that the 6000+ yard White Tees are too short for the low handicappers and the 6500+ yard Blue Tees can be a bit rough on the high handicappers. Erring to the side of the better test of golf, the lads and An Kaesavane took on the Blues.

Any fears for the high handicappers were erased by the fine play of John Dilstein’s net 70 off a 22 handicap, and Dr. Raimund Cerny’s 71, off a 23. John is on tour from England with Barry Tregurtha’s Geriatric Hooligans and although John is of a more recent vintage then most of his mates, he showed he was up to the challenge of playing effectively in Pattaya, something few visitors find easy.

Following John and the good doctor in B Flight were two-time place winner on the week Jim Boyd and a surprised Joe Sebastian. The A Flighters were led for the second time on the week by John Emmerson who had net 69. Rusty Boysen won a three-way count back with net 35 on the back, beating out Stan Fry’s net 36 and John Horton’s net 37.


The tablets are working ... just

IPGC Pattaya Golf Society at the Bunker

Mr Loy’s compulsion for Treasure Hill continues and there has been some doubt as to whether the tablets prescribed by his psychiatrist are working, but the good news is that they may be, for, even though he once again chose the tough Treasure Hill as the venue for the Bunker Boys on Tuesday, 12th November, this time the competition was the played under the much more amenable Stableford format.

A smaller than usual group attended this time, many obviously not wishing to be “tarred with the same brush” as the aforementioned Mr Loy, and only the returning Gary Austin managed to salvage some of his reputation by shooting par in division two, and his 36 points was way ahead of second place Dickie Barbe (28) and Kevin Wilson (27).

In division one chirpy Ciano Glavinia strolled to the front with his 34 points, and this was far too much for Norman Brooks’ 28 and Bill Hewitt’s 25.

Ciano and Gary Austin shared the Bunker Super Sawng award with Kevin Wilson but the latter had the honour of being the first Bunker Boy to achieve the feat of two two’s in a round.

At the other end of the table there were many candidates for the Bunker Banana Booby prize but ultimately it went to Peter Cerny who had foolishly boasted to Mr Loy of a previous par round and proceeded to shoot only 13 points. He has been invited to attend Mr Loy’s next counselling session.

Sheppard wins on pastures new

A beautifully maintained and presented Green Valley played the perfect host to the Bunker Boys on Friday, 15th November - a steamingly hot and sultry day. The occasion was the weekly Stableford competition and golf was to be difficult in such still and oppressive conditions, but nevertheless some very good scores were recorded.

In division one Gentleman John King played another round of sumptuous golf to head the list with his 38 points, edging out Bert “Remy” Guy with par 36 and Roy Mitchell with 33 points.

In division two, playing the course for the first time, Kevin Sheppard found the new pastures to his liking and fired the day’s best round of 39 points, which included an excellent 22 points haul from the difficult front nine. Chasing him hard was Des Pearson with 37 points and steady Bob Lindborg with 35.

Harry Riley shook off his recent run of poor results to fire a birdie on the teasing par-three second hole and the consolation of the Bunker Super Sawng award more than made up for his disappointing round.

At the other end of the scale Roy Mann, another newcomer to Green Valley, suffered with the heat and the hazards to record a low of 14 points and consigned his card to the bin at the clubhouse, thereby taking the Bunker Banana Booby for the third time in four rounds as his two-week holiday drew to an memorable close. Recently voted the Bunker Boys’ favourite course, Green Valley once again proved to be a real treat for the visitors, both old and new.


Jeff McLaury wins at Plutaluang

IPGC TAGGS Golf from The Haven

Monday 11th
November
Burapha East Blue Tees
Bogey

1st Division

1st: Arthur Hancock, 3 up cb9 1 up

2nd: Tatsumi Noguchi, 3 up cb9 1 down

3rd: Mark Penfold, 2 up cb9 1 up

4th: Yazuo Suzuki, 2 up cb9 1 down

2nd Division

1st: Serge Straeten, 2 up

2nd: Dale Drader, 28 all square cb9 A/S, cb6 A/S, cb3 1 up

3rd: Paul Taylor, 20 all square cb9 A/S, cb6 A/S, cb3 1 down

The twos were shared between Barry Winton, with two, Dave Knight and Yazuo Suzuki. Back at The Haven Richard Livingston, the resident PGA professional, welcomed new members Mark Penfold, Max Trafford and Martha Gee from Australia, whilst welcoming back David Knight also from Australia

Wednesday 13th
November
Plutaluang South & East
Stableford

1st: Jeff McLaury, 39 points

2nd: Al Rolnik, 38

3rd: Barry Winton, 37 cb9 18

4th: Mark Gorda, 37 cb9 15

5th: Brian Kelly, 36

The day’s competition was also a counting event in the Haven Order of Merit and the scores in this were: Jeff McLaury - 12, Barry Winton - 10, Mark Gorda - 8, Brian Kelly - 7, B.J. Smith - 6, Mo Bertrand - 5, Jimmy Little - 4, Stephen Beard - 3.

Roar Berger, recording his first ever win in the twos, swept the twos pool on his own. Prior to the prize giving, Richard welcomed new member Dave Howden from England and Ron Mathews from Australia, and welcomed back Tony Thorne also from Australia.

Friday 15th
November
Phoenix Mountain Ocean Blue Tees
Monthly Medal

1st Division

1st: Barry Winton, 71

2nd: Jay Nakagawa, 72

3rd: Dave Stockman, 73

4th: Yazuo Suzuki, 75

2nd Division

1st: B.J. Smith, 74

2nd: Serge Straeten, 78 cb9 38.5

3rd: Ken Leadstone, 78 cb9 40.5

4th: Al Rolnik, 80

Ladies Division

1st: Srinuan Feaungoi, 70

2nd: Martha Gee, 75

Unbelievably with such a large field, there were no winners in the twos and therefore a huge pot will be carried forward to the next competition. Prior to the prize giving Richard welcomed new members Stephen Howard, Mark Williamson and Mark Cooper all from England, whilst welcoming back Brian Lewis and Graham Howard from England, Mark Adair from Australia and Jens Gunnarsson from Iceland.


Fishing from The 60’s Bar with Frank Collins

Pattaya 4th to 7th November 2002 (The First Two Days)

Standing on the shoreline in a complete daze with the waves crashing at my feet and the wind whipping through my hair, I really could not believe I had volunteered to spend 4 days in the company of four fine fisherman on a 62 foot Thai fishing boat in the middle of the Gulf of Thailand.

 

Another fine mess you got me into Bobby Joe.

Blondie Tackling Up.

A rowing boat on a pond makes me seasick and horrific memories tumbled through my mind of my last fishing trip, off the coast of South Africa, in 1983 near Durban. I really that day understood what wanting to die is all about, and now I pay to do it all again!

Of course my ‘friends’ know that catching me when I am ‘Happy’, I am game for anything, but 4 days on a boat! I clutched the Dramamine tightly in my hand and decided to put a brave face on it. I think if I had known that the storm warning was out and the fishing boats had been warned not to go out, I would have turned face and run. We were due to go to the middle of the Gulf of Thailand. Still surely they have brown bags on a boat.

At 0800 we had convened at Bobby Joe’s 60’s Bar on Soi ‘O’ for brekkers and final checks, beer, wine, etc., under that expert, Frank Collins, who in another life is also P.S.C. Fishing Chairman. Also going was ‘Farmer’ John, Bobby Joe himself, Blondie Robinson (a real fisherman) and Derek Brook, the unbrave. Four experts and me.

Two fish from the second day’s fishing.

Final checks, coffee and egg then off we went. Well not, exactly, Thai time being as it is, at 1100 hrs we finally got on the long boat off Soi 6 and went out to our home for the next three nights and boarded. I selected first class upstairs; it looked peaceful and quiet, and the plastic cover on the bed was clean. Frank and Blondie went Thai and slept on the deck inches from the sea, very brave but I was to learn wise as the higher you were the more the boat rocked, and going up and down the stairs in a high sea was pretty dodgy.

Frank & Blondie loading up.

Captain Frank & Farmer John at Samae San.

Those intrepid seagoers, Frank and Bobby Joe had provisioned well and spent a fortune on food, steaks, sausages, chops, eggs, the whole nine yards, pity the sea was so rough. Being wise they had also filled up with wine, beers and booze, pity the sea was so rough. Being an unreal Jack Tar I had a couple of bottles of rum and a bucketful of cokes. Who cared if the sea was rough?

Underway I was told we were going to Samae San to pick up ice and the deep sea captain, but on the way there the boat stopped and I was told we were to fish for red snapper for live bait. The crew got the hand lines out and started to catch. I soon became quite proficient at pulling them in and in what seemed like no time we were under way again for Samae San.

Samae San smells just like you would expect a Thai Fishing Town to smell, but as we pulled into our tight berth the sights and sounds of this unique place started to delight our senses and it’s one part of the trip that should not be missed. Ships to the right of us, ships to the left of us, and in fact all around us, all filled to overflowing with their crews, most of whom seemed to be getting ready to spend a night on the town. Girl in every port?

Several tons of ice later and a new captain we set sail for the fishing grounds. What I didn’t know was it would take the best part of 24 hours in heavy rough seas and being tossed and turned in my bunk for hours on end. We’ll leave the majority of these 24 hours as a nightmare only, but one spell of this run, for a few hours, was worth a lot of the pounding, when we went Squid hunting. Very rarely seen by the tripper, at least now if I need squid and can buy a boat I can catch the dam slippy things. Suffice to say we were soon squids in.

24 hours later, bumped bruised and battered, with the seas pounding we anchored over the wreck, and finally got down to some serious fishing as the boat lifted and dropped and smashed onto the sea. Suffice to say as Farmer John got his hook into the first fish, a pretty tasty Cobia, the sea quieted for a while and barracuda and pompano and red snapper and a shark followed them into the boat.

Huddled in my corner clasping my Dramamine, my night was made complete as one of the super sailors (Frank said to say, ‘Not him’) dashed past to pebble dash the sea, the world at last became a better place and I retired to be thrown around on my bunk with a smile on my face and supper still in place. Who’s a wimp?

Half way there and fish and chips assured when we get back, who knows what the next two days will bring? Please let it be better weather.

(To be continued...)


The Square Ring

by Howie Reed

The New Year is going to start off with a bang for newly crowned WBC 130-pound champ Sirimongkol Singwancha (39-1). He’ll be off to the “Land of the Rising Sun and Falling Yen” to take on former WBA Champ Yongsoo Choi (29-3) in Tokyo. It was last August when the lad from Thailand went to Japan for a fight with champ Kengo Nagashima. He eliminated him “with prejudice” in just two rounds. I will admit that I know nothing of his January opponent Yongsoo Choi. “No problem.” Joe Koizumi covers the boxing scene in Japan better than most. He knows it all. “Choi, 30, previously held the WBC 130-pound throne for three years and kept it seven times prior to his forfeiture of the title to Takanori Hatakeyama on points in 1997. Once retired, the Korean was traded to a Japanese Cheyenne Hasegawa Gym, which dared to decide to promote Choi’s ambitious shot at the WBC belt.” Way to go Joe. There’s no mention if the trade involved “future” draft choices or other considerations.

POM’s can maybe breath a sigh of relief as rumors have Prince Naseem returning to the ring next year against British feather Michael Brodie (34-1). That’s the word after Brodie got the best of Mexican champ Luis Fuentes (22-2-1) in Manchester. Naseem was “spotted in the audience”. Good spot for Naseem to see if he can compete against the average in the featherweight division. Since he’s had his egg cracked (by Barerra) he’s below the best of Barerra, Ayala and Morales.

Fight managers “Monkey See-Monkey Do.” They’ve decided that the way to get the big fight is via e-mail. The latest? Manager of “Good Old 3 K Battery” who fights in Bangkok on December 5th. He wrote, “Casamayor, make up your mind! I have made a great offer to you to fight me. I am willing to go to the US to fight you. First you want Frietas only. Then me. Then N’dou now maybe Barrios. Make up your mind. Respect our sport. Let’s fight to see who wins so maybe the winner can fight Freitas. If you don’t want to fight me, OK. I will inform the WBA and look to fight Frietas direct. So what are you going to do? Do you dare fight me? Respectfully, Yodsanan 3K-Battery, WBA Super Featherweight Champion.”

Nice try but probably “Ring Up NO SALE”. As a public service I will answer the e-mail on behalf of the Mr. C. “Dear 3 K Battery. You seem all charged up. I would love to fight you, Frietas, N’dou and even Barrios but all you people want to get paid for the honor of losing to me. No es possible. Joel.” Calling Cassamayor and those around him difficult to deal with is understatement. For his proposed fight on January 25th with Phillip N’Dou he wants a 65/35 purse split.

Tomorrow night Her Majesty’s Subjects “next great heavyweight champion”, Audley Harrison, makes his American debut against Shawn Robinson (15-4, 13 KOs) who got the assignment when his breath left mist on a mirror. Harrison will set the table for the rematch between Mickey Ward (38-11) vs. Arturo Gatti (34-6) on the Boardwalk in Atlantic City. The first Ward-Gatti fight was a total war. There is no reasons to believe that this will be any different. Also tomorrow night Johnny Nelson (42-12) puts his WBO Cruiserweight title on the line against Guillermo Jones (29-2) in Manchester. With Carnival Under Way In Germany Vitali Klitschko (31-1) tunes up for a fight next year with Lennox Lewis when he will look “OK” against Yank Larry Donald (39-2), the worst heavyweight that someone though was good, in Dortman. How about them apples?


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