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Chaiyaporn Strikes Gold at Eastern Star

World Golfers Championship comes to Pattaya

Pattaya Jet Festival 2004 hits the beach this weekend

PSC golf from the Cafe Kronborg

Pattaya Sports Club Friday Bowling League party & trophy presentation held at the Green Bottle

Close shave for Freeway!

Jomtien 8-Ball Pool League

Woody Sherwood Shoots 68 Off the stick

Payne and Wibrow by two

Last Call, Shenanigans ‘Men’s & Ladies’Irish Open Championships

Sunny Smiles at Phoenix

Day to forget for Barry Winton

David Wins at Treasure Hills

Three tie for second and looks like it is going to be a real fight in this league

Finally a new winner

Aaron New victorious at Century Bang Chang

Sunday Quiz League

Merciless destruction in the wake of beer

A plentiful catch for the Flying Dutchman

Rising Sun wins the grand slam!

The Square Ring

Gallic Violence Sparks Referee Walk Out

PATTAPA SPORTS ROUND-UP

Chaiyaporn Strikes Gold at Eastern Star

6th Diana Gold Charity Golf Tournament

Mike Franklin

Chaiyaporn Kumpakadee carded a gross 71 and net 62 from his 9 handicap at Eastern Star to take the low gross trophy and win the win the 2004, 6th Diana Gold Charity Golf Tournament. A capacity field of 164 golfers teed off from 7.30 a.m on the 10th tee on Friday November 12 in the quest for the 18 One Baht Gold technical prizes set out on the course, and the stroke-play challenge to win Divisional honors. It was a fine, humid and hot day on this fine Robert Trent Jones Jnr. championship course, well presented and in conditions ideal for good scoring. This certainly proved to be the case, as all the division place winners returned scores below par. Chant Schwulera won the Ladies division with a net 67. Pid Ovegren net 70, and Nora Haugsjordet net 73, took the runner-up and third place trophies respectively.

The winners in Men’s Division III all had below par net scores. Jeerasak Hamchanga’s net 66 won the division with runner-up Graham Buckingham’s net 67, and third place Nirut Somjet’s net 69 close behind.

In Division II, Mick O’Meara won on a back-nine count back from runner-up Brian Bellis, both with net 70, and John Eyres took third place with a net 71.

In Division 1, John Hanley and Fabian Arp tied for third place with net 72, John Hanley winning on count-back. A count-back too for winner and runner-up on net 71, Tinphan Piluk winning on count-back from Mark Thomas.

Chant Schwulera (left) was crowned queen of the ladies flight after returning a net 67.

However, the best score of the day, and the low gross 71, came from Chaiyaporn Kumpakadee, an impressive net 62 and, co-incidentally, the same net score returned by the Diana Gold 2003 Champion, Bob Pearce.

Andy Wellington tees off at the start of this year’s 6th Annual Diana Gold.

The One Baht Gold technical prizes were well contested and full results, with the name of the hole sponsor and technical task, are detailed later. The winners were widely spread, but Hans Collett managed to claim two by having the ‘Nearest Pin 2nd Shot’ on hole # 1 sponsored by Thai Sausage, and the ‘Men’s Division I Long Drive’ on hole par 5 hole # 4, sponsored by the Jesters.

Despite the gold rush in the tournament the ultimate goal is to raise funds for charitable purposes. Cheques for 40,000 baht for student scholarships and 5,000 baht for the further education, and a cheque for 60,000 baht towards the YWCA’s ‘Sai-Yai-Rak’ (Bonds of Love) Project were distributed during the prize giving ceremonies.

Only one glitch with the technicals when a low handicap player recorded his name on the ‘Men’s Division III Long Drive’ and was so long off the tee that no-one passed him. That hole was declared invalid and the gold, sponsored by Jaroen Bakery went into the Lucky Draw. Strange as it may seem, exactly the same thing happened in Diana Gold 2003 with a Division I player claiming the Division III Long Drive.

Jeerasak Hamchanga (left) took home the Division 3 trophy with a net 66 for the day.

The Chivas Regal Charity Hole # 17 was generously supported and took 10,500 baht towards the charity funds. Unfortunately though, no bottles of Chivas Regal were claimed.

Darkness came quickly at around 6 p.m., but all groups made it home.

A great party back was held at the new Diana Garden Resort Pool, with plenty of gold for the players and contributions to chosen charities supporting children’s care and education. The 7th annual tournament returns on Friday November 11, 2005 for more ‘Diana Gold’.

Apres-golf, on a fine evening, was back at the Diana Garden Resort and an inaugural ‘soft opening’ of the new swimming pool and sun terrace. A splendid outdoor buffet from 6 p.m. welcomed the players and many guests with the pool balcony set for live music.

A cheque for 141,250 baht was presented to Chief Judge Thammanoon Singsai (far left), by the Diana Group, led by Sophing Thappajug (4th from left). The donation will be put towards The Chonburi Juvenile and Family Court Observation & Protection Center for further projects at the center.

The prize-giving ceremony got under way with co-emcees Mike Franklin and Tony Malhotra doing their now familiar English/Thai double act.

Diana Gold 2004 champion, Chaiyaporn Kumpakadee received his trophy from Sophin Thappajug, Diana Group managing director after returning a net 62 at Eastern Star.

In their opening remarks, the benefiting charities were announced as those concerned with children’s care and education, namely Banglamung Schools that will receive student scholarships, the Chonburi Juvenile and Family Court Observation & Protection Center, an establishment that cares for boys and girls who have been through the Court and are on remand, mainly on drug related charges

Tinphan Piluk (left) received his Division 1 winners trophy after edging out Mark Thomas on countback with a gross 76 and next 71.

Sophin Thappajug, in addition to being Chief Executive Officer of the Diana Group, is an Associate Judge at the Chonburi Juvenile and Family Court.

Thirdly, the YWCA Sai-Yai-Rak (Bonds of Love) project.

Mick O’Meara (right) won Division 2 with a net 70.

Distinguished guests were formally welcomed, firstly Thammanoon Singsai, Chief Judge from the Court, Vitsanu Prasonsab Director of Banglamung Schools, and Varraphan Sukontasit YWCA Sai-Yai-Rak project chairperson.

Other VIP guests welcomed included RTN. Capt. Paisarn Dongwilahon, Head of Radio 5, Wittaya Yensabai, Head of MCOT (Mass Communication Organisation of Thailand) Radio in Pattaya; Sura Lijutipoom, Head of Radio MCOT Chiangmai, and Peter Malhotra, Managing Director of Pattaya Mail; the VIP Thai golfers who supported and played in Diana gold 2004 were also formally acknowledged, including the Director of MCOT Radio, Suttachai Boonnak, Editor of Eastern Region News (Rayong), Suppachai Thitithada, Assistant Head of Radio 5, Pattaya, RTN. LTJG. Jirasak Hanchana, and RTN. Lt. Nirut Sornjet.

Thanks were then duly expressed to the main sponsors of Diana Gold 2004.

Chivas Regal was represented by Chanachai Chornweerakajorn. Mittweida Beer, represented by Akalit Perpit, and Eastern Star Country Club & Resort, represented by General Manager Saradej Sudasna.

Special thanks were extended to Eastern Star for the excellent presentation of the golf course, the friendly efficient service from all of their staff, and the full co-operation given to ensure the day ran smoothly. Due credit was given to the tournament team on the day -

Terry Sylvester and Nanta for energizing the Chivas Charity Hole and raising 10,500 baht; to stalwart Bernie Tuppin, PSC Charity chairman for efficiently getting 164 players off from the 10th tee, and to computerized Wayne Ognoski, with Tony Stevens as scorecard scrutinizer, for the scoring.

Thanks to Nok and John Cole for registration and finally to Komsan, Diana Group GM, and John Cole regarding the overall planning and preparation.

With the prize-giving over, and the Diana Gold 2004 Champion having been presented with the Champion’s Trophy and ‘One Baht Gold’ from Sophin Thappajug, together with the Low Gross trophy from Chief Judge Thammanoon Singsai, it was time for the Lucky Draw.

Many items to be won including a further three Baht in gold and a return flight, Bangkok to Chiangmai sponsored by the Diana Group.

A cheque for 141,250 baht was received by Chief Judge Khun Thammanoon Singsai on behalf of the Chonburi Juvenile and Family Court Observation & Protection Center for further projects at the Center.

Vitsanu Prasonsab, Director of Banglamung Schools accompanied by a student for further education, received 40,000 baht for student scholarships and 5000 baht for the further education, and Varraphan Sukontasit, YWCA Sai-Yai-Rak Project chairperson, a cheque for 60,000 baht towards the project.

That ceremony concluded a fine day, a good days’ golf at Eastern Star, a great party back at the new Diana Garden Resort Pool, plenty of gold for the players and a valuable contribution to the chosen charities supporting children’s care and education.

Back in 2005, on Friday November 11 for more ‘Diana Gold’.

Diana Gold 2004 - Technical Hole Sponsors - One Baht Gold

Hole Par Sponsor Target Winner

1 4 Thai Sausage Nearest Pin 2nd Shot Hans Collett

2 4 Supamit Store Long 1st Putt Div. III (21-36) Graham Buckingham

3 3 V.F.W. Nearest Pin Ake Ovegren

4 5 Jesters MC Long Drive Div. I (0-14) Hans Collett

5 4 Mr.& Mrs. John Bourn Straight Drive: Line 150-240 yds Edith Villadsen

6 3 S.C.R Homefinder Nearest Pin Bob Carlisle

7 4 Pattaya Sports Club Straight Drive -150-240 yds. Darren Ottaway

8 5 Sauber F.1 Fan Club Long 1st Putt Ladies Ann Drader

9 4 Sauber F.1 Fan Club Ladies Long Drive Chant Schwulera

10 4 Pattaya Mail Long 1st Putt Div. II (15-20) Peter Henderson

11 5 Jaroen Bakery Long Drive Div. III (21-36) Invalid claim - put in Draw

12 4 S.K.Construction Long 1st Putt - all Divisions Randy Reynolds

13 3 Kitsanapong Laundry Nearest Pin Terry Summers

14 4 Nopporn Construction Long 1st Putt- all Divisions. Keith Porter

15 5 Pattaya Best Food Long 1st Putt. Div. I (0-14) Chalirmpol Warawong

16 4 Jamlong Seafood Straight Drive: Line 150-240 yds C. Cholveerakajorn

17 3 Tan Food Supply Nearest Pin Lamud Chaidara

17 3 CHIVAS Charity Hole B.100 - in Circle wins Bottle No Winner

18 4 Tahitian Queen Long Drive Div. II (15-20) Peter Alfthan


World Golfers Championship comes to Pattaya

Austria scoops six out of eleven flights

The Royal Cliff Beach Resort was the venue for the final awards dinner for the 10th World Golfers Championship, that had been held over the previous week at various golf courses around Pattaya.

Princess Birgitta av Hohenzollern, a member of the Royal Sweden GC, lines up her putt at Burapha, one of the four courses played during this year’s event.

The driving force behind the World Golfers Championship is a very energetic Swede, Sven Tumba, who was quick to point out at only 1.5 percent of the world’s golfers are professionals, and as far as he was concerned, the amateurs should have the same fun!

This sentiment was echoed by legendary professionals Arnold Palmer and Severiano Ballesteros. Palmer, who was the patron for this year’s event, welcomed all entrants with the written message, “This championship is unique in that it gives all participants a chance to challenge each other under fair and equal conditions, within their own skill levels.” Ballesteros backed that up further, writing: “The concept of the event is unique and important for all amateur golfers around the globe. They have all contributed and supported us as professional golfers for decades. We now have a chance to give something back - our full support and tournament experience to help make the World Golfers Championship the best amateur golf championship in the world.”

Princess Birgitta av Hohenzollern (3rd from left), was a special guest at the 10th World Golfers Championships and was welcomed by Panga Vathanakul (3rd from right), Royal Cliff Beach Resort managing director and Alexander Hausler (left), Royal Cliff Beach Resort general manager. Joining them were event organisers Sven Tumba (2nd from left), Mona Tumba and Svan Olov Brax (right).

The event brought amateur players from around the world to Pattaya, who played at the Khao Kheow, Phoenix, Laem Chabang and Burapha golf courses, and all players from the 25 countries represented were unanimous in their praise for the local courses.

Alan Babicky shot a total of 300 for the four rounds to become the new amateur World Champion.

National teams were entered by many countries including Austria, the Czech Republic, Denmark, Finland, Italy, Malaysia, Poland, Portugal, Russia, Spain, Sweden and Thailand. Included in the Swedish players was one of their royal family, Princess Birgitta Von Hohenzollern, a member of the Royal Sweden GC, and an old school friend of organizer Sven Tumba, who also plays for the same club. The princess came 6th out of the 12 players in her Open flight 16-20, carding 316 for the four rounds. She also very graciously assisted in the awards presentation that was done around the pool on the Saturday evening.

The most successful national team came from Austria (winning six of the eleven flights), and was led by Dieter Kepplinger from Salzburg, who oversaw his golfers, and even ensured that they were all correctly outfitted. GM of the Royal Cliff Beach Resort, Alex Haeusler, himself an Austrian, was certainly bursting with pride at their achievement.

The overall winner came from the Czech Republic, with the new amateur World Champion being Alan Babicky, who shot a total of 300 for the four rounds. He was lavish in his praise of the organizers, the local courses, and of the venue, but said that this would be his final tournament with them as he was turning professional on returning to his homeland.

As always, the Royal Cliff Beach Resort produced a spectacular evening, and even gave the golfing guests a small touch of Thailand, enacting a Loy Krathong ceremony, with each person at the dinner being given a krathong to float in the pool, following Princess Birgitta’s example.

There can be no doubt about the fact that the Eastern Seaboard has excellent golfing facilities, and similarly superb hotels, and every international golfer left Thailand with nothing but praise for the golf courses, and for the Royal Cliff Beach Resort - even the visiting Swedish Royal.

Unfortunately there are more countries lining up to stage the amateur World Golfers Championship, so it may be a few years before we see Princess Birgitta and Sven Tumba return with 100 golfers in tow, but we certainly left them with some fabulous memories of their time in Pattaya.


Pattaya Jet Festival 2004 hits the beach this weekend

Suchada Tupchai

The Pattaya Jet Festival 2004 takes off this weekend on Jomtien Beach for two days of pure adrenaline. Eleven classes of Jet Ski races will take place, starting Saturday morning.

Jet Ski enthusiasts set to take off from Jomtien Beach this weekend with the Pattaya Jet Festival 2004.

The event was announced last week at the Surf Kitchen in Jomtien with Mayor Niran Wattanasartsathorn chairing a meeting with organizers to discuss relevant safety and ceremonial details.

Competitors will race on jet skis ranging from 50hp power up to the 1,200 stock classes carrying out 8 laps of the Jomtien circuit on the beach in front of the Surf Kitchen restaurant.

The even takes place during the same time as the Long boat races at Mabprachan Reservoir, east of the city and is aimed at boosting Pattaya’s reputation as a water sports venue in Thailand to boost the sports and tourism industry.

The meeting discussed details safety and security measures during the event as well as competition guidelines and prizes.


PSC golf from the Cafe Kronborg

Monday November 8 Eastern Star Stableford

The Eastern Star Country Club was host for a stableford competition in two flights, A Flight 0 to 20, and B Flight 21 and upwards. The course was in very good condition but there were not many golfers on the course, apart from our 7 groups, possibly due to the fact that this month noted the increase of green fees to the high season rates.

Bill Plath

Bill Plath, in good form of late, won the A Flight with a very good score of 42 points, ‘Young’ Ted Morris, once more in the Sun, took second with 40 points and Brian Noguer took third with 35 points, beating out Philippe Berra on countback.

Wayne Koch took the B Flight with 36 points ahead of Trudy Chadburn in second with 34 points and Ernst Hansen in third with 33 points.

Near Pins #6 Bill Plath; #17 Brian Noguer

Thursday November 11 Bangpra Stableford

This is a day that is always well supported. This may be the oldest course on the circuit, but it has matured magnificently, and certainly has the best wildlife in the area. One of the things you must do when you play here is to watch your belongings and ensure the monkeys do not get them, leave a sandwich unguarded for a second and it is gone. I was that man. I also saw the largest Water Lizard\Dragon I have seen outside National Geographic, on the water hazard by the par 5 on the back nine. I shall not be skinny dipping there.

Jay Perrin

The day was hot and humid and the course was very full, but this year we seem to be pretty lucky, as the course is at least bookable, normally come November, come the ‘Lesser’ Courses. Mind most of them are pretty good and will be played.

On the day the play was slow, and it was the lucky man who had booked a cart on this sticky day. In the A Flight, 0 to 19, the scoring was very tight, with the first 4 all within one shot. Winner on a countback on 36 points was Richard Devon, ahead of Terry Tucker in second. In a countback for third with 35 points, Marty Allred came in second with Bill Plath just losing out.

Wayne Koch

There was no such foolishness as countbacks in the B Flight as the whole field got a good clobbering by a great round from the winner, Jay Perrin, with a super 46 points. The flight came up with the best scores and in second was John Swanson with 38 points and in third Patrick Browne with 37 points. Of note was Patrick’s approach to the 18th, finishing no more than a hands span from the hole. Patrick tapped in for a very fine Birdie three, completely forgetting the long putt. Note; see winner long put no 18.

Richard Devon

I must here mention the shot of the day. On number 12, par three over water; I saw the luck of the golfer. Bob Bender topped his tee shot half way across the lake into the water. Of course being Bob, in the middle of the lake is a plastic hoop. Yes he hit it and bounced straight on to the green. Weird game this golf, innit. T.T.F.N.

Nearest Pins: #2 Terry Tucker; #8 Ted Morris; #12 Derek Brook / Patrick Browne.

Long Putts: #9 Tie Andre Barril / Dick Worden, #18 No Winner


Pattaya Sports Club Friday Bowling League party & trophy presentation held at the Green Bottle

The Pattaya Sports Club Friday bowling league had their bowling party and awards presentation at the Green Bottle, Diana Inn, on Tuesday, 9 November. La and Jim Montgomery, Bowling Chairman, organized the trophies and party with La doing most of the work, according to Jim. The Green Bottle group did a good job plus the food was great and there was plenty of it. There were also more than enough liquid refreshments for everyone. The service was also very good.

Pattaya Sports Club Friday bowling league trophy winners enjoyed their usual festive celebrations at the end of season party, this time at the Green Bottle Pub at the Diana Inn.

Ken Crow acted as MC for the night and awarded the many trophies won in the just completed 30-week league. Winners were: First Place Team - Three Sisters, La, Tien and P.K. Second Place Team - Q Cars, Gert, Lenz and Ken. Third Place Team - Jack & Tar, Mai, Morn and Aun. Fourth Place Team - Caf? Kronborg, Kran, Tui and Suphan. Men and women high game scratch went to Gert and Nual.

Ken and Lada won high game handicap. High series scratch was grabbed by P.K. and Tue. Bill Gibson and Tien captured high series handicap.


Close shave for Freeway!

The Original Pattaya Pool League - November 8

Group A: Freeway Club 5 - 4 H’s Bar

Jump on a baht bus to Pratamnuk Road (Buddha Hill) and look for the flashing lights on the left. This was truly a unique venue for a Monday night pool match. Set in the grounds of the luxurious Freeway Resort, the club downstairs is also a go-go bar with the biggest fish tank in the world! But tonight all eyes were on the pool table and not the dancers on stage!

Muz has “spots before his eyes” as Tom waits for his chance to sink the black.

Silence descended as the first game began between Tom (Freeway) and Muz. Tom slowly picked off one stripe after another always leaving the white safe but Muz soon realised what he was doing. Tom was first to reach the black. Muz tried to snooker him again but left Tom with a long pot down the side cushion, the length of the table. It stopped just over the pocket. Muz did his best again to snooker but it wasn’t enough as Tom sank the black.

Freeway Team relaxes after a close but satisfying victory.

Spielf?hrer (Captain) G?nter faced “Bones” aka Martin next. Bones calculated every shot and only made one unlucky mistake by potting the white ball in the centre pocket near the end. With 2 shots now G?nter only had one stripe left, hidden amongst a cluster of spots. He managed to pot his last ball but left the black near a pocket obscured by one of Bones’ balls. That was all Bones needed to cleanly finish... 1 game all.

Khun Tong, Freeway manager known and respected by many in the local pool and snooker community, faced “H”, Boss of H’s Bar and known to all simply as “H”(!).

Tong broke and immediately potted a stripe. This was the shape of things to come as Tong played some inspired shots, playing a superb clean bank shot and escaping from two difficult snookers. It seemed there was nothing “H” could do to avoid the inevitable... 2 - 1 to Freeway.

Jerry played ‘Young at heart’ Mick, next. They were evenly matched. Soon both were down to the black ball. Neither player was giving anything away as both played safe until the opportunity arose for Jerry to finally finish the game. 3 - 1 now to Freeway.

The fifth and most game surprising game of the match now followed... Bruno, the “Deutsche-Destroyer” was against Rayna (a Thai lady). Bruno was in complete control of the game throughout. Poor Rayna (who kept smiling even as she watched Bruno smoothly and silently pot all his balls with precision) only had time to pot one ball before Bruno was down to the black. She did, however, manage to snooker him once before he went in for the kill. But what happened next shocked everyone, nobody more than Bruno himself. The worst piece of luck that could happen did! With the white and the black ball in the centre of the table, the black cleanly went down the left corner pocket, as did the white at a right angle down the opposite pocket at the same time! Shock and horror! Rayna stole the game for H’s Bar! 3 - 2!

The gap was closing as Michael played the last singles game against “Quirky” Dave. It took a while for Quirky to settle down (having initially slammed down his first ball them following through with the white) and during that time Michael potted 6 of his balls. Quirky cleverly picked off ball after ball until both players were down to the black. The pressure really was on but Quirky snatched the game! 3 games all at half time

After the tasty sweet n’ sour pork and rice was cleared away it was time for Tong & G?nter to play Bones and Muz. You don’t get many second chances when Tong plays and this game was no exception. Bones and Muz tried hard but Tong potted the winning black with ease.

Bruno and Jerry faced Mick and Rayna. All eyes were on this game, even the dancers’, it seemed! Finally Rayna had her chance to shine after Mick gallantly set her up by forcing the opposition to foul. But she didn’t even need 2 shots and potted the black with ease and confidence on the first shot! 4 games all.

Quirky and “H” won the toss and broke off against Michael and Tom in this nail-biting decider of the match. It seems the pressure got to “H” as he fouled and later Quirky mis-cued, giving Michael and Tom their chance to finish. After an unfortunate “in-off” from “H”, Michael sank his two remaining balls and quickly potted the black taking Freeway to victory.


Jomtien 8-Ball Pool League


Woody Sherwood Shoots 68 Off the stick

IPGC Golf From Lewiinski’s!

Sunday November7 Green Valley - White Tees Stableford

1st A Flight: Mark “Woody” Sherwood, 45 pts
2nd A Flight: Jim Brackett, 38 pts
3rd A Flight: Steve Mascari, 38 pts
1st B Flight: Lee Adelly, 39 pts
2nd B Flight: Pete Stonebridge, 38 pts
3rd B Flight: George Jackson, 37 pts
1st C Flight; Colm Mullen, 42 pts
2nd C Flight: Ray Dell, 42 pts
3rd C Flight: Stan Dismuke, 38 pts
1st D Flight: Sunny Khanna, 45 pts
2nd D Flight: Frank Pilkington, 42 pts
3rd D Flight: Kenny Kutzing, 39 pts
Near Pins: #13 Roger Koehler; #16 Jason Hemplemen

Elias Sports has been tasked with reviewing the full and rich golf history of the Lewiinski’s Golf Society to see if 68 has been shot off the stick before. The Society old-timers recount stories of Che, the Costa Rican highwayman, of “The Young Ash”, Saudi oil magnate now traveling golf raconteur, of Egon “The Ox Leg” Nielsen (at least that is what he says the ladies call him), and of Charlie Mascari, patriarch of one of America’s great golfing families. But no one is sure whether this Sunday’s feat had been previously accomplished. We now know it was certainly done, by Woody Sherwood, the man who taught Freddy Jacobson everything he knows and the man whose jilted paramour is now Mrs. Tiger Woods. Woody’s 45 A Flight winning points were followed by a host of luminaries such as count back winning second place Jim Brackett and benevolent president Steve Mascari, who let Jim win the count back. In a day filled with fine play, recognition should be accorded Jim Wickstrom and Phil Mitchell for their fine 77 and 78, respectively.

‘Nuff said about A Flight, we have three more Flights to talk about! Who better to begin with than Sunny Khanna who matched Woody’s 45 points and was to be the talk of the week. Sunny left D Flight second to Sunday/Green Valley expert Frank Pilkington and third to another Course member, K4 (Konsistently Kolourful Kenny Kutzing). Colm Mullen put a count back hurt on Ray Dell to wrest B Flight gold away, whilst bronze was left to a returning-home friend, Stan Dismuke. Hurry back Stanley!

And that brings me to Lee Adelly. Uncle Lee was formerly Ian Woosnam’s caddy and “No!” he was not the one who put the extra driver in the bag. If I have answered that question fifty times, I know Lee must be in the thousands. Anyway, as is the way of the world of golf, Lee has a hot, up and comer, to the European Tour who he hopes will make his B Flight winnings this Sunday seem like loose pocket change. Hold it, it was loose pocket change. Paced off in one point increments behind Lee were the Classroom’s Headmaster, Pete Stonebridge, and, a little fanfare please... George “One Ball” Jackson.'

Monday November 8
Burapha - A & B - Blue or White tees
Stableford

1st Blue Flight: David Johnston, net 70
1st White A Flight: Jim Munns, net 70
2nd White A Flight: Rick Sharp, net 72
1st White B Flight: Sunny Khanna, net 68
2nd White B Flight: Kurt-Erik Persson, net 69
Near Pin: # 17 Keith Meehan

A modest, but quality, portion of the field took on the Blue Tees of Burapha’s A and B courses and David Johnston took the sole podium spot with a fine net 70. Playing off the somewhat more relaxed white tees is something that would suit an often euphoric Capt. Fogg and the results bore that out, as he shot net 70 on the day leaving second place in the upper division of the shorter configuration to The Hermit and consistent visitor Jim Brackett. Alas for Jim, The Hermit smelled the barn on the inward nine and had the better of the count back. White tee’s B Flighter, Sunny Khanna continued Sunday’s purple patch with a best on the day 68, edging his fellow top performer on the week, Kurt-Erik Persson. It is not often that a player is noted in this prose for garnering a Near Pin but when a several week vacation full of golf only yields one accolade, it must be mentioned, and therefore, ladies and gentlemen readers, I give you Keith Meehan, closest to on the 17th hole (a/k/a #B8).

Wednesday
November 10
Khao Kheow- A & B
Yellow or White Tees
Stableford

1st Yellow Flight: Dave Boran, 40 pts
2nd Yellow Flight: Gary Blackburne, 36 pts
3rd Yellow Flight: Roddy Healy, 35 pts
1st White A Flight; Klaus Schackt, 39 pts
2nd White A Flight: Colm Mullen, 35 pts
3rd White A Flight: Vic Hester, 34 pts
1st White B Flight: Kurt-Erik Persson, 41 pts
2nd White B Flight: Ray Dell, 37 pts
3rd White B Flight: Michael Kelleher, 36
Near Pins: # A5 Graham Johnson; # B8 Rick Sharp

Kurt-Erik was to confide in this scribe that he did sneak in a couple of lessons this past summer with a Swedish golf pro. The day’s performance and that of Wednesday could certainly find a few society members heading to Scandinavia to have this Svengali review their swing. K-E, who has gamely played to the allowed maximum 28 strokes, despite being a stroke or two higher, was hailed by the lads for his best on the day, B Flight off the whites, winning 41 points. K-E was follow by the quiet man who sees his share of the pay window, Ray Dell. Dublin’s Michael Kelleher edged Mike ‘the Mechanic’ Craighead and Peter Ingham, OBE, on count back for the final podium spot of the B Flight of the shorter teed division. The Volkscomputer put in his seemingly, weekly, gold performance with a four point victory over Colm Mullen in the upper White tee Flight. Vic Hester swept up A Flight’s last remaining lucre.

Dave Boran, on the last week of his stay, led the Yellow Flight bombers with 40 points. His good mate, and ours as well, Gary Blackburne, took second. Irishman Roddy Healy, hardly the feint of heart when it comes to taking on a golf course, took the bronze in the Testosterone Flight with a count back over Maj. Gen. Jack Spencer.

Friday November 12
Pattana Sport Club -White Tees
Stableford

1st A Flight: Steve Nowell, 39 pts
2nd A Flight: Dave Johnston, 34 pts
3rd A Flight:Joe Mooneyham, 33 pts
1st B Flight: Norm Robinson, 37 pts
2nd B Flight: Neil Cameron, 35 pts
3rd B Flight: Paddy Wilson, 35 pts
1st C Flight: “Apple” Jitchana, 34 pts
2nd C Flight: Mike Craighead, 34 pts
3rd C Flight: Keith Meehan, 32 pts
Near Pin: # A8 - Keith Bell; #B3 - Steve Mascari

‘The Land of Smiling Golfers’ just became a little brighter, if that is possible, with the addition of Pattana Sports Club. The gang braved navigational challenges and a fledgling course and caddy staff to award the newest addition to the Eastern Seaboard golfscape two thumbs up. The par 73 layout is 6,455 yards off the yellow and 6,826 yards of the whites. Not being forewarned of that, the capable Society administration designated the thought-to-be conservative Whites only to receive a couple of lashes from the always appreciative public. Actually the length must be mitigated a bit by the extra stroke to par, but we will re-assess when the Society returns to Pattana before the month’s end.

Certainly not complaining about the difficulty was fine player Steve Nowell, who hauled off 39 points on the day and A Flight’s loot. Nor did his mate, Stormin’ Norman Robinson, who walked off with 37 points and B Flight’s loot.

Dave Johnston followed Steve Nowell in A Flight with Joe Mooneyham vexing Steve Mascari, Martin Todd and Graham Johnson with the old count back. Trailing Norm up the B Flight’s steps were The Club Maker to the Stars, second place Neil Cameron, and third place Victor “The Inflictor” Hester.

A third Flight made up the popular day and that junior flight was led by the ‘Apple’ of everybody’s eye (and especially Eddie’s) Phanon Jitchana. ‘Apple’ was enthusiastically followed up the stairs by Mike ‘the Mechanic’, with pacemaker a fluttering, and Keith Meehan. Hold it! I thought he didn’t win anything else! Was he just following Apple? Well it is done now.

Happy Birthday to 91 years young Charlie Mascari and big “6” “0” Rick Cherry!


Payne and Wibrow by two

Shenanigans Very Friendly Golf Society

Mike Franklin

Jason Payne and Rich Wibrow took the podium in the Shenanigans Pairs Better Ball at Plutaluang South & East on Wednesday November10. Returning a creditable 43 Stableford points on a well prepared course and in fine weather, the threat of the irrepressible pair of Bill Johnstone and Kim Fletcher loomed, they finishing close behind and taking the runners-up spot with 41 points. The emerging talent of this pair from the Shenanigans Superstar table should not be underestimated as they were also four holes clear of their playing partners. Good though to see Jason & Rich, regular, steady and friendly players, take the prize on the day.

Winner Jason Payne (left) and Rich Wibrow (right) with Mike back Shenanigans after a day out at Plutaluang.

Also worthy of particular mention is Mikael Andersson who was nearest the pin on S4, S7 and E2, a great performance on the par 3s.

Jason Payne was closest on E5. The technical prizes were sponsored as usual by Guinness, and Mikael now has the full set of merchandise.

The longest first putts were claimed by Bill Johnstone on S9 and Tai Kennedy on E9 whose putt was a little longer than Mikael Andersson.

Steak Night back at Shenanigans proved popular as usual and good value too.

Wednesday November 24 is the next outing, this time to Eastern Star for a warm-up Pairs Combined Stableford in preparation for the Shenanigans Men’s & Ladies Irish Open Championships on Friday 26. Some places still available so sign-up at Shenanigans or use the entry form in this weeks’ Pattaya Mail.


Last Call, Shenanigans ‘Men’s & Ladies’ Irish Open Championships

Mike Franklin

Shenanigans annual Irish Open Men’s & Ladies Championships, postponed from October 1 takes place on Friday November 26 at Eastern Star Country Club & Resort. Start times for players who signed up originally remain the same and the updated start sheet will be posted at Shenanigans and other venues on Wednesday November 24, and also be on the web page at: www.shenanigans-pattaya.com

All tournament details stay the same as shown on the entry form in this weeks’ issue of Pattaya Mail. So, if you haven’t signed up already for the Irish Open, please do so now as there are still a few places available, mostly in periods 8.0 - 8.45 and 11.20 - 12.00 .

Friday November 26is the date and the Eastern Star course will be in excellent shape. The Shenanigans Irish Open Championships follow the Anand Panyarachun Charity Golf Invitational for UNICEF on Saturday 20th, also at Eastern Star.


Sunny Smiles at Phoenix

IPGC Bunker Boys at the OK Corral

Thirty-six Bunker Boys and girls left the OK Corral on Tuesday, November 9, for a memorable day’s golf at Phoenix, over the Lakes and Ocean nines in the society’s weekly medal event.

The day was fine, becoming overcast later, and the course was in fine condition with lush fairways and speedy greens. The field was divided into two flights with the cut at 16 and under and the second division saw some startling scores with PJ Redmond, seemingly a division two regular these days, posting net 71 to set the standard for the day. Lady golfer, Kanjana Gregory, confounded everyone, coming second with her excellent net 66 off the yellow tees and had the satisfaction of her first podium place with the Bunker Boys.

Sunny Khanna held all the flight’s aces however and his net 63 was a personal best for him in Thailand, especially as he had arrived late at the tee after leaving his golf bag in Soi Rungland and then dashing back to the course and catch up his playing group, just approaching the first green.

In division one, things were a little more sedate with a trio of golfers on net 70, Aussie Bob Philp, Steve Nowell and Guy Billings, whose gross 75 was the highlight of the day in the top flight. Out in front was the IPGC and OK Corral champion, Al “Ace” McGrory with a superb net 68 and this included one of the day’s brace of birdie twos, the other going to Bob Philp. Vintner Roy Mann kindly sponsored near-pin prizes on the par threes and the accuracy of Keith Hector, Norm Robinson, Len Jones and George Robins was rewarded with a selection of fine French wine. Ooh la-la!

By the time the presentation arrived Sunny had recovered from his dash, and dashing golf, but was brought down to earth again with the Bunker Bananas for the earlier mishap. They should serve him as a suitable reminder of a fine golfing performance.

Steve Nowell Shakes a fist at Treasure Hill

On Thursday, November 11, a large group of Bunker Boys and Belles took the ever improving route 331 to the course variously known as “the Monster”, “the Beast” or “Treasure Hell” - Treasure Hill. In the last thirty visits by the Bunker Boys there have only been four sub-par rounds; such is the difficulty of the challenge. As usual the beast wore a smile with good fairways and hard, racy greens and the day was well set for three flights playing the friendly stableford format.

In the Ladies’ division there was a three-way tie for the honours and they were shared by Samantha Burke, Saranya Chaiyanont and Kanjana Gregory with their scores of twenty-six points. The whole field averaged one over par for the first two holes and the struggle continued for four more hours as, in division two, three players went head-to-head throughout and shared the honours at the end. Well done Brian Bellis, Binny Josteinsson and Richard Wardell, for your scores of twenty-eight points!

Division one fared slightly better with low handicappers Kevin Taylor and Michael Waltschek sharing third place with thirty points, one behind second placed Bill Hewitt, who shot thirty-one. It was left to Steve Nowell to shake a fist at the beast and his fine thirty-two points took the day in the top flight. Steve Bugden birdied the par three sixth and Kevin Taylor had similar success on the seventeenth to share the pot for the twos, whilst Dave Jones toiled to only four points on the front nine and the bananas back at the OK Corral. Once again the course had brought the players to their knees, its reputation remaining intact.


Day to forget for Barry Winton

IPGC TAGGS Golf from The Haven

Monday Nov. 8 Noble Place B&C Bogey

1st Dave Lee, 5up
2nd Randall Penrod, 2 up - c/b 2up
3rd Fred Ewins, 2 up - c/b A/S

A disappointing turnout for this superb course, but given the drive up the 331 and Bogey format it was probably no surprise that many opted for a rest. The course was in fair condition and Dave led the field home with a great score of 5 up to beat off a tight challenge by Randall & Fred. Just 4 players beat old man par on a day for mid/high handicappers. In the 2s competition, the pool was shared by Barry Winton & Martin Grimoldby. Prior to the prize giving, Richard Livingston, the resident PGA professional, welcomed Martin Grimoldby and welcomed back Michael (Superman) Dige.

Wednesday Nov. 10 Bangpra Medal

1st Rodney Nabbe, 70 - c/b 33
2nd Randall Penrod, 70 - c/b 36
3rd Frank Hughes, 73 - c/b 33
4th Michael Dige, 73 - c/b 36

Well done Rodney! Straight back from Australia, declared lower home handicap and straight on to win at the tough Bangpra layout with it’s renowned fast greens, which lived up to their reputation. Better be below the pins here or suffer the usual 3 & 4 putts! Randall again bettered his handicap but had to settle for second spot for the second successive competition.

Michael played well on his comeback with new Ping driver and irons, whilst Barry Winton beat all the odds and but for a mishap on the 18th would have shot a 79 gross with hired clubs! Unfortunately, his wife took out his golf bag when taking the car for a spring clean and forgot to put the bag back. Was the air blue when Barry got home? In the 2s competition, the pool was shared by Michael Dige, Chris Davisson & Roy Thornton. Back at the Haven, Richard Livingston welcomed Barry & Trudi Chadbourn and welcomed back Rodney Nabbe, John Draper & Phillip Cass.

Friday Nov 12 Siam Country Club Stableford

Division 1
1st Trevor Schirmer, 43
2nd Brian Kelly, 42 - c/b 22
3rd Norman Isherwood, 42 - c/b 19
Division 2
1st Peter Johanson, 40
2nd Fred Ewins, 37
3rd Ole Stamnes, 36

A large turnout for this popular venue, which really does continue to improve and the greens are getting a little faster! Great scores and a real tight finish in Division 1 where a 25 foot putt on the 18th gave Trevor the winning point from Brian & Norman and saved Richard from a lengthy countback. Credit to all three 15 handicappers as Trevor shot a gross 80 and Brian & Norman a gross 81! Peter continued his run of good form and will surely see a reduction in his 30 handicap.

The 2s pool was shared by those two sharpshooters, Guy Billings & Barry Winton. Back at the Haven, Richard Livingston welcomed John Pearson and welcomed back David MacDonald.


David Wins at Treasure Hills

PSC golf with The Bunker

Monday November 8 saw The Boys from The Bunker travel to Treasure Hills to play a Stableford competition.

Playing off the yellow tees on a fine day the course was beautifully presented with the fairway’s in good shape and the greens running true The Bunker Boy’s enjoyed the serenity of an empty golf course.

David Johnson celebrating his victory at The Bunker Bar and holding his ‘Treasured’ Colman’s Mustard.

Some very good scores were returned on the day with David Johnson and Brian Wilkins finishing tied for first place both with 40 Stableford points, in third place came John Hughes who was relieved to break par for the first time at Treasure Hills with 37 points.

Near Pin prizes were won by John Hughes, Lez Hall and David Johnson who rounded off a great day by winning the other two.

Lez Hall pipped at the post

Bangpra was the venue on Wednesday November 10 for the golfer’s and on another hot day on a golf course in fine condition with fast greens the field was split into two divisions.

In Division A, Bob Whiton took the honours with 36 Stableford points, second place went to Mitch Malone with 33 points and third place was tied between John Hughes and Kevin Sheppard both with 32 points.

In Division B Lez Hall made light of the 3 shot cut in his handicap to claim first prize with 35 Stableford points followed in joint second place by John Preddy and Brian Wilkins both with 33 points.

Near Pins were won by John Preddy, Kevin Sheppard, Brian Bellis and Peter Hoyle for his first ever prize with The Bunker Boys.

The contest for the “Golfer of the Month” is warming up with John Hughes leading the field, but having played one game more, just ahead of Lez Hall and Brian Wilkins, the winner will receive an engraved Trophy along with other great prizes.

Remember The Bunker Boy’s have changed to playing on Monday’s and Wednesday’s now so call into The Bunker Bar on Soi Chaiyapoon (near X-zyte disco) to pick up a golf schedule or consult the Pattaya Mail every week and, as usual you can get the latest information about all other sporting activities at The Bunker Bar by visiting our website @ www.bunkerboysgolf.com


Three tie for second and looks like it is going to be a real fight in this league

Pattaya Sports Club Friday Bowling League

First place House of the Golden Coin lost three points to VFW Post 9876 but held onto first. Friends, VFW and Domicil hold second place. Friends took three points from Q Cars. Domicil took three from Cafe Ole. Brother D dropped from second to sixth after dropping four points to Jack & Tar who are now tied for seventh with Cafe Kronborg who took four from Mai’s Tai Restaurant. Shenanigans won 2.5 points from Three Sisters. Some good games were bowled in some lanes. Best game and series results for the day were:

200 Bowlers - Mai, Dang, Teuvo, Lada, Kran, Gert, Pin and P.K.

Kran, Cafe Kronborg: 605 series with games of 183, 219 and 203

Dang, Cafe Kronborg: 559 series with games of 177, 203 and 179

Sven - Cafe Kronborg: 553 series with games of 199, 175 and 179

Somrak, Mai’s Thai Restaurant: 515 series

Konrad, Brother D: 508 series

Mai, Jack & Tar: 584 series with games of 183, 200 and 201

Lada, Jack & Tar: 564 series with games of 209, 202 and 153

Teuvo, Friends: 575 series with games of 203, 179 and 193

Ger, Q Cars: 552 series, 212 game

P.K, Q Cars: 524 series, 202 game


Finally a new winner

PSC golf from the Three Sisters

On Monday November 8m Peter Ring pulled in 42 points to beat the field by 4 points. This was Peter’s first win with the Three Sisters Golf on Monday Morning. He had a terrific round, as his drives and short game held up and his putts dropped into the hole.

Following four shots behind was Alan Pearce with 38 points. Alan tried but was not in contention at the end. A little further back with 37 points was Perry Mc Neely. Both golfers had a good game but were nowhere close to the leader.

In the cellar this week was also a new cellar dweller. Rhys Fastiggi had a bad day as he plummeted to the bottom of the scorecard ladder with just 22 points. He slid past Tully with only a point to spare. Tully who normally holds the cellar position gladly gave up the spot for the week.


Aaron New victorious at Century Bang Chang

PSC golf From McAllisters Bar and Grill

Friday November 12 Century Bang Chang Stableford

We hark back to the rich man who decided he was going to spend most of his money on wine, women and song, and waste the rest. Well, all I can say is that after a round of golf the players, in this competition, go back to McAllisters and Don has now arranged for a Group to play 60’s music on a Friday. Who said golf was a walk spoilt?

Aaron New (left) won the day out with 43 stableford points and Kevin McIntosh (R) in second place with 37, they’re both joined by one of McAllisters lovely staff members.

On the day the course was in fine condition and a goodly crew turned up to play in this friendly competition. Of course as soon as the round was over all returned to the fine food and now fine music of McAllisters.

The winner of the day was Aaron New with 43 points and in second was Kevin McIntosh with 37 points. T.T.F.N.


Sunday Quiz League


Merciless destruction in the wake of beer

Mickey Mouse Darts League - Week 5

The winning teams showed no mercy this week leaving the losers with their tails between their legs and mouths parched by taking both the beer legs and the matches for a clean sweep.

Tom from Cheers had a nice 73 checkout but there were no reported 180s.

The Pleasure Dome had little trouble in keeping a perfect record. They could be showing a sign of weakening, because Neil wants less abuse, but after starting the beerleg with a score of 3, how could he possibly expect less abuse.

The horses were loose at the OK Coral. It was just before 1 a.m. when they finished the match. They even had to borrow beer. We can see why they lead the league in the under 10 category.


A plentiful catch for the Flying Dutchman

A small group of avid anglers from the Flying Dutchman set sail for a day out of the bay and on to Koh Pai (Bamboo Island).

(l-r) Nigel, Mol and Alex with their bountiful catch of the day.

They left the mainland shores at around 6 a.m. for a great day of fishing, resulting a large haul of barracuda, queen fish, jack fish, leather jack, snapper king mackerel and pompano’s.

After full day out at sea and with bounty in hand they made their way back to Pattaya and on to the Flying Dutchman to celebrate a great day out with an ice-cold beer or two.


Rising Sun wins the grand slam!

The Rising Sun Quiz team has pulled off the grand slam - winning both the Sunday and Wednesday Quiz League titles this year.

Here is the winning team after the final Wednesday fixture on November 10 after defeating Cheers Bar by 93 points to 68.

Rising Sun went through the season undefeated for 26 weeks, compiling a perfect score of 78 League points. The team’s winning scores varied from 84 to 116 points during those 26 weeks - winning every fixture, including a walkover on October 13 when LK Apartments cancelled their home fixture. No previous team has ever gone through a Quiz League season undefeated.

In the blue shirt is Martin, captain of the Rising Sun (Wednesday) Team.


The Square Ring

by Howie Reed

As reported in the last big issue of The Square Ring, Yoddamrong Sithyodthong (40-2-1) was simply in very deep water when he lost to maybe the best superbantam in the world Mahyar Monshipour (26-2-2). There is no disgrace in going in, fighting the best and giving everything you have to give. That’s what boxing is all about. It’s not about the two crumbs that were convicted of fixing a meaningless fight in Las Vegas last week. It’s not about trash talking “wanna be” hoodlums. Boxing is about giving everything you have. Yoddamrong did that against the best there is. Second best is not always bad although in dueling it’s almost always fatal.

Today up in the Big City with the “really bad traffic problem”, WBO bantam king Ratanachai Sor Vorapin (59-8) is in action against Joel Bauya (15-5-2). The 15-5 record is tainted. In Bauya’s last five he’s 2-2-1 and naught for 3 in the last trio. In April of this year Bauya somehow got a chance to fight for the WBC International Bantam title. He got knocked ‘cattywampus’ by Vusi Malinga (12-2) in 1. It’s nothing more than a paid workout. These type of encounters are not good for boxing or the fighter. Boxing unlike many sports doesn’t allow the fighter the luxury of turning it on and off. Get in the habit of giving 50% and that’s what you’ll get when you need 100%. Sure quote me.

One who never leaves anything on the table is Kostya Tszyu. If anyone doubts that he’s not the best at 140lbs they don’t understand the sport. When there’s a new #1 challenger, Kostya is up to the task. He doesn’t do the job with trash talk or self braggadocio. There is probably no other athlete in as good a shape. Not many athletes approach their sport with as professional a manner. The closest may be golfer Veejay Singh. Don’t be snickering at me behind my back. “I never expected this fight to end so early,” said Tszyu. “I knew all along the right hand would work for me. I worked pretty hard. I was very confident. This is a great knockout and great victory for me. I was very surprised he kept getting up. I intend to take off a couple of months and be with my family. I am the champion. I am the drawing card and I am ready for anybody.” After Singh’s latest win he was asked, “Do you every celebrate?” “I guess I don’t know how to celebrate. Maybe when this all over I’ll get drink for a month.”

Got another note from M. John who advances the theory that for the 140lb division these may be the Golden Years. “ Regards the 140lbs division, of which we’re enjoying something of a golden era, I would like to make a prediction. Hatton and “porky telling” manager Frank Warren have been shouting their mouths off that they’ve landed the No #1 spot with the IBF, that next up for Mitchell slayer Tzsyu will be none other than Ricky Hatton. Yeah, right! Don’t be in a hurry to believe it; we all know the games the Hatton/Warren team likes to play! Warren has played this one quite well. He knows a Tzysu victory would see the likes of Gatti, Mayweather or Harris get to him before Hatton would get a peck. He’s managed to keep Ricky away from the elite for at least another 12 months. During which time salad dodging Hatton can feast on lightweights and old men for big paydays in the UK. Hatton is No #1 with the WBO but he’d sooner run naked across the Arctic than step in a ring with a real fighter like Miguel Cotto. Cotto will want it, Hatton will tremble at the idea!”

M. John closes with, “ Look for Ricky to hang up the gloves end of 2005, telling everyone that he’s had enough of the big fights evading him, which of course won’t be true but Hatton will say that anyway out of a perverse, ignorant pride. After all, he’s not the smartest cookie in the jar. The sport will be better off without pretenders like Hatton.” Always fun to make predictions. The Manchester Evening News reported that Hatton’s trainer explained his absence from the Tszyu-Mitchell fight in Arizona. “He was too busy training for his tune up fight with Oliviera on December 11.” Oliviera? He said, “I am no tune up fight.” He’s right there. He’s not good enough to be a tune up.

Sunday in the USA Don King promoted the ultimate all heavyweight boxing card, and the term is used loosely, calling it “Struggle For Supremacy.” It did! Some in the press were less kind when one reporter opened his story with, “The motley crew of big guys that is the heavyweight division gathered together this afternoon at the Theater at Madison Square Garden.” Missing from this group was Vitali Klitschko and the latest in a long line of English Heartthrob Heavyweights, Danny Williams. Neither is promoted by King. What does King think of those two? Well don’t know for sure but his opinion of Vitali is clear. “”This guy has never done nothing except be white. He’s white and that’s why he is where he is. Period, end of story.”

IBF Heavyweight Chris Byrd (38-2) got off the canvas in round 2 and struggled in round 3 but finally wore down Jameel McCline (31-4-1) to ‘eke’ out a split decision 1112-114, 115-112, 114-113. McCline made one last gasp to snatch victory from defeat when he pinned Byrd on the ropes in the 10th. Byrd held on wining the last two rounds. The word on the street was that when John Ruiz (41-5-1) defended his WBA title against Andy “The Foul Pole” Golota (38-5-1) it would be ugly. It was, but that’s par for the Ruiz course. “Golota floored the champion twice in round two while Ruiz was also deducted a point for hitting Golota on the back of the head in the fourth. However, the American somehow did enough to convince all three judges to vote in his favor in an ugly fight.”

Evander Holyfield (38-8-2) showed his age, yet again, as he was never in his 12 rounder with Larry Donald (42-2). Asked after the fight by the press if he would retire, Holyfield said “why?” How about 119-109, 119-109, 118-109? Many think that the recent WBO heavyweight title fight between Lemon Brewster and Aussie Kali Meehan was nothing more than two average fighters getting paid for no apparent reason. When Brewster came out of the draw with a broken jaw. Meehan (29-3) got a spot on Sunday’s Madison Square Garden card against Hasim Rahman (40-5). Bad move. Meehan’s dream of being meaningful was destroyed in 4 rounds as Rahamn, looking the best he has since he KO’d Lennox Lewis, took the Aussie to the woodshed where he administered a beating of gigantic proportions.

Last Friday in Bangkok IBF Pan Pacific Feather champ Fahprakorb Rakiattgym (45-3) KO’d Ronaldy Kapughu (18-4-2) in 2. Kapughu who is the Indonesian champ made a valiant effort in the first stanza hut came up empty. The end came with a left-right combination that caused referee Somsak Sirianat to stop the fight. “Rakkiatgym would defeat any featherweight in the world including the world champion Marquez. Manny Pacquiao will taste defeat when he meets my boxer Fashung 3KBattery in Manila on Dec 11. I will then have the two best 126 pound boxers in the world. Fahprakorb Rakkiatgym and Fashung 3K Battery.” Promoters talk like that cause they don’t get hit. Drink to that? Why thank you, don’t mind if I do.


Gallic Violence Sparks Referee Walk Out

MBMG Casuals League - Week 6

The MBMG ‘Knock-for-Knock’ Casual’s League witnessed some disgraceful scenes last weekend as game after game deteriorated (or improved, depending on your viewpoint) into mass brawls, handbag throwing and general gnashing of teeth. And whilst it would usually be wrong to point to any one team in particular and label them as the main instigators or troublemakers in these situations, this reporter feels duty bound to lay the blame fairly at the feet of Les Gaulois de Bangkok; those temperamental Gallic boys who have managed to have had at least one person dismissed in each of their games so far this season

Whilst their incredible unbeaten run (which they hark on about endlessly in their match reports) stretches all the way back to about this time last year, in the words of the Man of La Mancha; “What good is it for a man to gain the world, if he loses his soul in the process?” - or something like that anyway...

This weekend’s battle saw them face off against the much fancied Bulls Head Brazilians. Once it became clear that the Bullys (as against the bullies) were not about to roll over and give up the points without an Agincourt of a battle, rather predictably the match turned into another French farce; three red cards and the embattled referee leaving the pitch for 20 minutes to regain his composure and adjust his hairpiece. When the normally mild-mannered Chatree is one of the Brazilians sent off for an early shower, and the referee being subsequently withdrawn form the league’s list, it becomes clear that if you stand up for yourselves against these Chablis-fuelled boys you have as much chance of winning as a lorry load of fine English lamb coming out of the port of Calais in the middle of a farming dispute

More disgraceful scenes were witnessed in the stormy encounter between The Londoner and The Robin Hood, no goals, but more people hitting the canvas than a whole afternoon of WWF. The two red cards were as evenly distributed as the points.

The rest of the weekend’s games were less bloody, but none the less shocking in terms of results. A resurgent and reshaped Winking Frog beat the young, rich but badly coiffured Blitz babes 4 - 1, who have now lost their opening five games and sit mournfully at the foot of the table. How about re-releasing “I’ve never felt more like singing the blues” boys?

The increasingly mighty Dubliner accelerate 3 points clear at the top following their 3 - 0 victory over the British Club, the bizarrely named Jamin Bookhammer scoring two. Seaboard FC’s up and down season continued with their 1 - 0 loss at home to Bangkok United. Patana predictably came down to Earth with a bump following their heroic draw against local rivals Shrewsbury last week, with a 8 - 2 defeat against GAS, which once stood for German All Stars, but now reads Generally All Spanish.

Week 6 Results: Les Gaulois de Bangkok 0 - 0 Bulls Head Brazilians, British Club Casuals 0 - 3 The Dubliner, The Winking Frog FC 4 - 1 Blitz FC, Londoner FC 0 - 0 Robin Hood FC, Seaboard FC 0 - 1 Bangkok United, Patana 2 - 8 German All Stars.