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Pattaya Inquisition: Who am I? by the Pattaya Interrogator Due to my serving for the secret service, I can only be known through an alias, Chris Kays. My codename is Cosmo, due to my ability to disguise myself free from limitations and prejudices. An academic under achiever I have graced many a sporting field. The highlight of my rugby career was showering with Laurence Dallaglio amongst other members. Since playing rugby in Pattaya, many a Panther has played with me and many panties squirmed at the sight of my tackle. I have also had my name published in the Wisden Cricketers almanac – nobody reads it, just keep doors open with it. So, I’m a jovial character with more fun than malice in my system, occasionally serious, but never over the top. Thanks for the interview. PI: How are you and the world getting along? CK: The world and me are just fine. I test it to its limits and the world throws up more challenges for my mental and physical states; it certainly
isn’t going to beat me.
PI: How long have you known Pattaya? CK: At times, it feels like forever, others as if I’ve just arrived. Having been here only 9 months I am still only scratching the surface and finding many delights are hidden below the superficial facade. There are some great people showing me around, thanks Panthers, Panties and supporters. PI: Where is your spiritual home? CK: I’m still looking. I wouldn’t tell you anyway, you’d tell everyone else and then there would be all sorts of people there I don’t want around. No estate agent has taken me there yet, nor has anyone else for that matter! PI: What CD are you most proud of in your collection? CK: Anything by Nina Simone – A great singer, pianist, composer and songwriter – Bittersweet is a great collection of her greatest work, go listen for yourself. PI: How are you at cooking for yourself? CK: Not quite a master chef, but give me some ingredients and I’ll whip something up. My favourite meal experience has to be… To start, raw oysters, savoured with a glass of Tattinger, followed by a sumptuous fillet steak medium rare with stuffed tomatoes, potatoes dauphinois and asparagus… And this would all be washed down with a bottle of Wyndhams Estates 888 Red wine. Finally, to satiate the appetite, a bowl of fresh strawberries and vanilla ice cream, how do you eat yours? Oh yes, and don’t forget the chocolates and port… PI: Are you happy in your career? CK: Yes. Challenging for the main part, rewarding always and a great way to see the world and its people in their habitats. And I still have sufficient free time to do all the things that make me tick. PI: If you had to take over somebody else’s life, who would you pick? CK: Steve Redgrave. You’ve got to admire that dedication, fitness and desire to win again and again and again… PI: What are you like in the bathroom? CK: Mmmm…, methodical, meticulous, melodious and marvellous… PI: What is it about you that is the most controversial? CK: Ambivalence. Along with my passion for sport, particularly rugby, quite often at great sacrifice. PI: When was the last time you cried at a movie? CK: Wow, toughie this one. Probably Bambi. I don’t really cry at films (Penny says never), but I do get emotional watching sport. PI: If you could have a dinner party with 4 people from the present or the past who would you invite? CK: I’d have to invite JK Rowling, Madonna, Princess Diana and Will Carling – you work it out. PI: Where are you coming from & where are you going? CK: I’ve come a long way from birth, and I’ve got even further to travel. Where am I going? Unfortunately to death. This isn’t meant to be a morbid statement, just realistic. So now you’ll begin to comprehend, but never understand, why I live my life at 100 mph and never let opportunities pass me by twice! Enjoy life and keep smiling, don’t let the bastards get you down!
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