AUTO MANIA

by Dr. Iain Corness
 

Inaugural floodlit Singapore GP this weekend

Singapore Street Circuit

The first Grand Prix under lights. The first GP in Singapore for many years (there were Singapore GP’s many years ago, so ignore the “first ever Singapore GP” talk) and yet another street circuit.
I can only hope that it is not a track layout such as Valencia which was one of the most boring races ever inflicted on F1 fans. If it is another one of those impossible to pass situations like Monaco, all we can hope for is tropical downpours. In fact, I think rain (or water at least), should be made compulsory. Yes, water sprinklers which get turned on for 10 minutes every half hour would have the tyre choice experts scratching their heads, other than McLaren’s who would send Hamilton out on the wrong tyres anyway.
According to the F1 website, the race starts at 8 p.m. Singapore time, which is 7 p.m. Thai time. Join me in Jameson’s in front of the big screen around 6 p.m. for some food and a natter before the race.


When Ford said Tata to Jaguar
With Ford having sold the British Raj, in the form of Jaguar Cars, to India in the form of Tata Motors, does this spell the end of what was once a very proud marque?
One American “lady”, a Mrs. Evelyn Davis thinks so, standing up at the board meeting of Ford at which it is reported that she said, “Tata sells cars that are $2,500 to the lowest of the low outcasts of India,” Mrs. Davis adding that Jaguar represented elegance and exclusivity. “How could the board sell us out to an outfit like that who sell to people like that?”

Tata military vehicle

Wonderful stuff! I didn’t know that people like her still existed in this world. What a pity she wasn’t around for the French or Russian revolutions! And while Jaguar (once) represented elegance (remember the slogan, ‘Grace, Space and Pace’) it was never a marque that survived on exclusivity. Sir William Lyons built cars that were affordable (an XK 150 was half the price of the Mercedes 300SL), and not exclusive like Bentley or Rolls. Incidentally, Mrs. Davis does own a Ford Mondeo, sorry, Jaguar X-Type, which was personally delivered to her by none other than Bill Ford himself, the world’s highest paid delivery driver.
Now what I didn’t know, until it was pointed out to me by my ‘Editor at Large’ John Weinthal, the Tata Group has a much longer history than Jaguar Cars. In fact, they have been involved in the transportation industry for over 50 years, building military vehicles, commercial buses, and trains.
Tata also has a very long history of supporting charities and I believe that Tata was already offering worker benefits such as child care and pensions long before most companies in the West. The early founding family of Tata helped finance Mahatma Gandhi while he was in South Africa fighting for the rights of immigrant Indians and 66 percent of Tata’s holding company’s shares are held by charitable trusts, and many of its companies fund grassroots anti-poverty projects. The Nano budget-priced vehicle is just another project to help elevate India’s poor.
Ratan Tata has said that Nano and Jaguar will be kept separate and with the diverse nature of the Tata group, I see no problem with their being able to do that.
However, with the financial problems in America right now, you never know, you might see Mrs. Evelyn Davis in a Nano in the not too distant future!


Autotrivia Quiz

Last week I mentioned that the trend to rear engined Indy cars is often thought to have come after Jack Brabham raced the rear engined Cooper-Climax at the Brickyard in 1961. However, was he the first with this layout? No he was not, as drivers such as Lee Oldfield had a rear engined Marmon Special in 1937 and some of the Miller cars were also rear engined, pre WWII.
So to this week. What was the first mass produced car with recessed door handles?
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Good luck!


An open letter to sales and marketing executives
I was in the market for a new car. Now, sales and marketing gurus, I would like to pose the following question. What day of the week does a salaried employee have off so that he can go round car dealerships and look at cars? Sunday, correct. What day of the week do you close your dealerships? Sunday, that is also correct! Is there a basic truth here that somebody is missing in your organization?


Your friendly car salesman
I went to the Bangkok International Motor Show and saw one that I could be interested in. I got my wife to ring when I got back to Pattaya, and waited for the result of the call. “He has not got any cars left. He is very busy. He will ring us later.”
It was April when my wife rang. This is now September. I have given up hanging around near the phone. Either he is very, very busy or the manufacturer stopped production when they heard I was interested. Perhaps they were afraid I might not like it.
I began looking locally and I saw a very attractive car on the forecourt of a major dealership close to my home. That would be good, I could easily drop the car off for service.
There was only one problem, the model seen on display on the forecourt turned out to be a private car. It was not a production car. It did not even belong to the dealership. I asked if I could go for a run in one of their demonstrator cars. “Yes, but not the same size engine.” “No, I want to drive one with the same size engine as the one I might buy.” “Sorry, that one not going.”
The reason that car was immobile on the showroom floor was only the fact that it had a flat battery. Another car was driven into the showroom, jumper leads applied, and the demonstrator taken out into the sunshine for me to drive. Can you imagine what I was thinking as I drove down the road? “I hope it doesn’t stall on me. This car has a flat battery and nobody cared.” Did this little scenario make me impressed with the dealership (or the manufacturer)? What would the servicing be like?
Lesson number 1 in the car salesman’s manual - always have any car spotless, tuned, cleaned, fuel in the tank and air in the tyres and ready to go on a demo drive. This lesson seems to have been forgotten in Thailand 2008. I am told, however, that when a possible purchaser wants to have a test drive, some dealerships will just not do this. Considering that a new motor car is the second most expensive purchase in most people’s lifetime, surely your sales personnel should try just a little harder? It might even increase your sales, and the profitability of your company.


GM centenary celebration upbeat
General Motors is now 100 years old and at the celebration the production electric Chevy Volt was unveiled, and GM management said that the current financial tumult in the US shouldn’t hurt loan guarantees.
AP’s Tom Krisher was present and the following is his report.
Detroit (AP) - General Motors Corp. chairman and CEO Rick Wagoner unveiled the automaker’s long-awaited electric car and said the turmoil in financial markets should not affect government loan guarantees that would help the U.S. auto industry develop high-tech cars.
Speaking to reporters at GM’s 100th anniversary celebration, Wagoner said the $25 billion in loans were approved last year as part of an energy bill and should now be funded to help the industry build next-generation automobiles and meet government fuel economy standards.
“Really a relatively small fraction of the investment the industry will have to make to achieve these improvements was to be provided for by direct loans,” Wagoner said. “We’re just asking that those loans now be funded and that the rules and procedures to be able to draw against those loans be finalized promptly.”
GM, Ford Motor Co. and Chrysler LLC have been working to get Congress to fund the loans after months of tight credit markets, tepid sales and high gasoline prices.
Wagoner showed off the production version of the Chevrolet Volt, which will be able to go 65 kilometers on a single charge from a home outlet. He said GM has been testing the car’s new lithium-ion battery packs and is confident in their performance.
“General Motors’ second century starts right now,” he said as GM Vice Chairman Bob Lutz drove the four-passenger sedan onto a stage at the automaker’s world headquarters.
Lutz told reporters that GM will be able to develop products even if it doesn’t get the loans, but the company would prefer to have the financing as it faces a difficult balancing act between spending to meet government regulations and developing new products.
“Obviously it’s clear that government loans would take a lot of the stress off,” he said.
GM said the Volt will cost about 80 cents to fully charge at a rate of 10 cents per kilowatt-hour, which is about the U.S. average. After that, the batteries will be recharged by a small gasoline engine that allows the car to travel hundreds more kilometers. GM said the engine will be able to run on E85 ethanol, a blend of 85 percent ethanol and 15 percent gasoline.
“It’s proof that the century-old General Motors is alive and well and that it intends to lead in reinventing the automobile,” Wagoner said.
The Volt will have a driver-configurable liquid-crystal instrument display and touch-screen-style climate, information and entertainment controls, GM said. It will also include standard Bluetooth wireless connectivity for a cellular phone and music streaming.
GM hasn’t announced the Volt’s pricing, but it’s expected to cost between $30,000 and $40,000.
The Volt is due in showrooms by November of 2010. Lutz said in an interview that the car won’t be ready sooner because of the complexity in building an entirely new powertrain.
“This is all-new technology, a lot of very complex software on the interaction between power electronics, piston engine and so forth,” he said.
The car, he said, will know a person’s normal route home, and if the driver veers off the route, it will calculate whether it needs to start the gasoline engine to recharge the batteries to extend the range, and for how long the engine needs to run.
(I have been a strong proponent of plug-in electric technology, and I applaud GM’s movement in this direction. The sooner we can travel under electric power, the sooner we get out from under OPEC oppression. Dr. Iain.)