Now playing in Pattaya
Movie distributors have been postponing many film openings
due to flooding, as though only the people in Bangkok count. Look for a glut of
semi-decent films between now and February as Oscar season heats up. And talking
of decent films, see 50/50 if it should happen to open here; by far one of the
best films around: a comedy/ drama without a chase in it. Just a good-hearted
film about a difficult topic that’s funny and sad and beautifully acted.
Puss in Boots 3D: (Scheduled as a preview this week,
opening next week.) US, Adventure/ Animation/ Comedy/ Fantasy – Long before
he met Shrek, the notorious fighter, lover, and outlaw Puss in Boots became a
hero when he set off on an adventure with the tough and street smart Kitty
Softpaws and the mastermind Humpty Dumpty to save his town. This is the true
story of The Cat, The Myth, The Legend ... The Boots. With Antonio Banderas,
Salma Hayek, and Zach Galifianakis. Generally favorable reviews, saying it has
an abundance of wit, visual sparkle, and effervescent charm.
Trespass (2011): (Scheduled) US, Crime/ Drama/
Thriller – In a private, wealthy community, priority is placed on security.
Behind the walls and manicured gardens, a fast-talking businessman (Nicolas
Cage), has entrusted his mansion’s renovation to his stunning wife (Nicole
Kidman). Just a note: With a budget of $35 million, the movie grossed only
$24,094 in its first ten days; it was then pulled from theaters and eight days
later showed up on DVD, now holding the speed record for theater to store.
Generally unfavorable reviews: “nasty and aggressive, more unpleasant than
entertaining.” But don’t underestimate the drawing power of Nicolas Cage when
he’s unhinged!
The Thing (2011): US/ Canada, Horror/ Mystery/ Sci-Fi/
Thriller – A prelude to John Carpenter’s classic 1982 film of the same name: A
paleontologist has traveled to a desolate region of Antarctica for the
expedition of her lifetime. Joining a Norwegian scientific team that has
stumbled across an extraterrestrial ship buried in the ice, she discovers an
organism that seems to have died in the crash eons ago. When a simple experiment
frees the alien from its frozen prison, she must join the crew’s pilot to keep
it from killing them off one at a time. Rated R in the US for strong creature
violence and gore, disturbing images, and language; 15+ in Thailand. Mixed or
average reviews. Thai-dubbed at Big C, English elsewhere.
Vampire Strawberry: Thai, Comedy – Another one of those Thai
combinations of horror and low comedy; this time the story is about two kids who
unknowingly release a vampire from its box. Naturally the vampire is now hungry,
and starts hunting down young women, to drink their blood. Shown in Thai only,
and not at Major at all.
In Time: US, Crime/ Sci-Fi/ Thriller – I quite enjoyed this
film. It has one of the most intriguing premises of recent movies: In a future
where time is literally money, and aging stops at 25, the only way to stay alive
is to earn, steal, or inherit more time. You need to stretch your beliefs a bit
to swallow all this, but once you do you’re in for a fun and stylish ride with a
bit of social commentary. It’s a quietly angry picture – an extended metaphor
for the way corporations suck the life from the poor and the
not-quite-middle-class. A young man (the ubiquitous and ever more excellent
Justin Timberlake) lives life a minute at a time, until a windfall of time gives
him access to the world of the wealthy, where he teams up with a beautiful young
heiress to destroy the whole corrupt system. Also stars Cillian Murphy, Alex
Pettyfer, Amanda Seyfried, and Olivia Wilde. An interesting style to it, and the
art direction and cinematography are top notch. Mixed or average reviews. In
English with Thai subtitles except at Big C where it’s Thai-dubbed.
Paranormal Activity 3: US, Horror/ Mystery – Much like its
immensely popular predecessors, this is a slow-building, stealthily creepy
supernatural thriller that takes a teasing and indirect approach to generating
suspense and dread, but surpasses the previous ones in terms of tension and
scares. In fact, they say it’s so spine-tingling you might just freak out. Rated
R in the US for some violence, language, brief sexuality, and drug use; 18+ in
Thailand. Digital but not 3D, and at Pattaya Beach only. Generally favorable
reviews.
Paranormal Activity 2: Tokyo Night: Japan, Horror/ Thriller –
Surely meant to confuse you with the title, this is not a part of the series at
all, but is a Japanese variation. In a secluded family home in a remote Tokyo
residential area, the 27-year-old daughter is recovering from broken legs she
received in a car accident while in America. She is in the care of her brother
while the rest of the family is away, and as luck would have it he has a video
camera. Apparently, that’s all the encouragement the ghosts need to act up. At
Major only and Thai-dubbed only. No reviews, but you can guess what you’re in
for.
Killer Elite: US/ Australia, Action/ Crime/ Thriller – The
story pits two of the worlds’ most elite operatives – an ex-special ops agent
(Jason Statham) and his longtime mentor (Robert De Niro) – against the cunning
leader of a secret military society (Clive Owen). Covering the globe from
Australia to Paris, London and the Middle East, they are plunged into a highly
dangerous game of cat and mouse – where the predators become the prey. Rated R
in the US for strong violence, language, and some sexuality/ nudity; SF cinemas
have a Thai rating of 18+, but Major has it as 15+. Mixed or average reviews. In
English everywhere except Big C, where it’s Thai-dubbed.
Mid Mile / Racing Love: Thai, Comedy/ Romance – Racing-car
drivers competing for love and glory in this pretty standard mix of slapstick
and gross jokes. Well-known Thai comedian Kohtee Aramboy stars as a tuk-tuk
driver who joins the race. Thai only.
1911: China/ Hong Kong, Action/ Adventure/ Drama/ History/
War – A historical drama based on the founding of the Republic of China when
nationalist forces led by Sun Yat-sen overthrew the Qing Dynasty. Directed by
and starring Jackie Chan. A lavishly illustrated history lesson with more than a
touch of Chinese government propaganda. Rated R in the US for war violence, 15+
in Thailand. Showing only at Big C, if at all, and in a Thai-dubbed version.
Generally unfavorable reviews.
Tower Heist: US, Action/ Comedy/ Crime – Ben Stiller, Eddie
Murphy, and Casey Affleck lead an all-star cast in a comedy caper about ordinary
working guys who seek revenge on the Wall Street swindler who stiffed them in a
Ponzi scheme. Mixed or average reviews, but receiving much praise from those who
appreciate Eddie Murphy’s brand of comedy. Not at Big C.
Top Secret / Wai Roon Pan Lan: Thai, Drama – Based on a true
story of a teenage boy – “Top” Aitthipat Kulapongvanich – who was wasting his
time with online games until a twist of fate changed him from an ordinary
teenager to a young billionaire at 27 by creating his Tao Kae Noi seaweed-snack
company when he was just out of his teens.
30 Kam Lung Jaew: Thai, Comedy/ Romance – Currently the top
film in Thailand. Ja, a beautiful woman, has everything a woman is supposed to
dream of having: a successful career, a partying lifestyle, and a handsome
sweetheart. On her 30th birthday, Ja finds her perfect life changed when her
boyfriend wants to halt the relationship. Now, at thirtysomething, Ja accepts a
happy single life until a new guy gets in her life – and he’s seven years
younger than she is. Only Major has English subtitles.