Off-Road
Anglebox
There are certainly some oddball machines around
Pattaya these days. How many of you have seen this Ford Anglebox van? It
is in a car yard along Sukhumvit Road, just before Pattaya Klang, with a
For Sale sign. Sitting about one metre off the deck, the tail shaft comes
down at such an acute angle, I reckon it would do about four revolutions
before the universal joint said “Enough!” I think it still has the
venerable 105E Ford engine up front, well known for its ability to almost
pull the skin off rice puddings. At least you would be able to hurdle the
packs of Thai dogs that attempt to throw themselves under the wheels of
passing motorists every day. A case of “My Karma ran over your Dogma”
I suppose.
The two wheeled brigade also have their oddities.
Spotted this delightful number on 3rd Road. The
extended forks and wrought iron handlebars remind me of something Heath
Robinson would have loved. However, I am sure Mick Doohan would not have.
I reckon it would have a 30 metre turning circle.
Is
this a Chinese Chopper?
In the same shop they had a 3 wheeled trike, with a VW engine installed
in the blunt end complete with “wheelie bars” and extended forks at
the sharp end. The exhaust pipes ended up in 4 smaller pipes, making for
16 exhausts from the old flat four. 160,000 baht was the asking price.
They also have an army flat green Honda 4 and sidecar which some of you
may have seen getting around the place. They have brought the 4 exhausts
into one, with the pipe curling around the front of the sidecar and then
going skywards. If it had been a sensible price I would have been silly
enough to buy it, but the ask of 140,000 baht was even sillier than my
thoughts.
Ruff stuff at Bira
The
Survivor
The Bira Race Circuit was the venue for the Hong Kong
and Macau racers to have a lash at qualifying for the Macau Grand Prix
meeting in November. There was some fairly forceful driving with this
particular race car being decidedly second hand by the time it got to the
chequered flag for the final, coming in second on the track, but being
elevated to first after a successful protest against being given a helping
hand into the corner at the end of the straight.
When they were loading the cars into the containers to take them back
to HK, there were not too many that were not in need of several hits from
a panel beater’s hammer and some touch up paint. For a couple, it was
slightly more - like a new body shell!
Autotrivia Quiz
Last week I published this photo. The car was released
in 1981 and came with a 3 litre fuel injected engine or later a 3.9 litre
developing 210 bhp. It was hideously expensive, but a great car. The
question was what was this car?
Bitter
SC
Don’t get bitter about this, but it was the Bitter
SC. These were built by Erich Bitter using Opel underpinning and engines.
So to this week. With Zafiras and other “people
carriers” being all the vogue these days, which people carrier featured
a Lamborghini Countach V12 engine?
For the Automania FREE beer this week, be the first correct answer to
fax 427 596 or email [email protected]
Doing it in the dirt - or going mad in the mud
There is one form of motor sport which is not
represented in Thailand, or even much in the UK or Europe either, called
dirt oval Sprintcars. These are very strong in the US of A and in
Australia, and are 6 litre V8 engines developing around 650 bhp in a space
frame chassis, single seater concept. On top of the whole shebang sits a
huge, no HUGE, wing, with a giant side plate on the inside (left) side of
the vehicle. The races are done on enclosed quarter mile ovals, and with
20 of these beasts in an event, the stadiums shake when the throttles go
down.
In my time I have been fortunate enough to drive just
about every type of 4 wheeled racecar, and when the offer came to drive
one of these beasts, it was accepted without question. There was only one
problem - I really didn’t know too much about these dirt racers, since
every bit of my racing was done on the bitumen in “Le Sport Pure” -
proper race cars, slick tyres, famous names like Porsche, Lola and even
MG. The vehicle I had just been invited to drive was the championship
winning Sprinter called a Hi-bar Gambler and I was an innocent in the ways
of the dirt.
Driving one of these things was certainly an
eye-opener. Where in circuit racing the quick way around is the smooth way
around, it was completely different on the dirt. The quick way was to hang
the tail out all the way through the top and bottom turns, and get it
straight enough to hurl it down the straightaways, without bouncing it off
the walls, which incidentally are all the way round the circuit. It is
similar to the two wheeled speedway racers, except that these competition
vehicles are 20 times the size and go one and a half times quicker.
The driving position is not the semi-reclining one
preferred by circuit racers, but a very much “sit up and beg”
approach, with a big steering wheel and two pedals only. Stop under the
left foot and Go under the right.
Instruments? Well, they were easy to learn as there
were only two of them - water temperature and oil pressure. When I
enquired about the most important instrument in my opinion, the rev
counter, I was told not to worry as I wouldn’t get quick enough to
over-rev! What actually happens is they ‘gear up’ the transmission by
not only changing the final gearing in the transmission, but by also
changing the size of the rear wheels.
Doing
it in the dirt
The rear wheels are also of different sizes, which is
called “stagger” in the speedway parlance. This also dictates the
degree of “bite” on a slippery track, as well as the drunken angle the
Sprinter sits at when stopped.
With no clutch, there is a T handle transmission
engagement on the right side of the cockpit, there is one switch for the
fuel pump and another for ignition - and that’s it. Starting is done by
push-car, and you pull up and twist the T handle to engage the
transmission and the back wheels begin to turn the engine. When the speed
is enough, switch on fuel and then ignition and you are away.
The first thing that became apparent was the methanol
fumes that burn the eyes, and the next was that every time I gave it any
throttle it went instantly sideways. Both of these problems were
alleviated by opening up the taps a little more and using more brave
pills. When you begin to get up to speed, the Sprinter becomes much more
manageable, even though you are actually spending most of each quarter
mile lap going sideways!
Even down the straightaway, the Sprinters are
travelling with a little opposite lock on, and the large balloon rear
tyres brushing the wall on the outside. When you arrive at the corner you
literally just toss it into the turn and balance the throttle and the
amount of opposite lock, winding it off as you exit the turn and attack
the next straight.
The trick is in being brave enough to hold the loud
pedal down all the way through the corner, with the bum pointing at the
wall. If you lift off in mid slide, the big beast immediately digs in and
follows the direction the front wheels are pointing - which is towards the
outside of the corner (and the wall). However, if you feel you are going
just a little too fast, the way around this problem is just to lift very
slightly and back off the amount of opposite lock. The large end plate on
the wing works like an aerodynamic brake and produces the necessary speed
wash off. But you have to keep the Sprinter in that oversteer slide.
These things are averaging more than 100 kph for the
lap - try 13 seconds for 1/4 mile and you get fairly dizzy with the turns
coming up very quickly. I must admit that I have never been a good lap
“counter”, even with one minute plus laps as you have in bitumen
racing, and with 13 second laps I found it totally impossible. However,
the owner of the Sprinter assured me I had done my 30 lap allocation and I
was satisfied that I had neither spun, hit the wall or collected the
push-car parked in the infield (but it went close)!
Let me assure you that this form of motor sport is just
as exacting as “Le Sport Pure” and the vehicles just as sophisticated
for their own application. If you ever get the offer to do it in the dirt
- don’t turn it down. The drive will stay in your memory forever.