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Family Money: Cleared
of all charges
By Leslie
Wright
I’m a great believer in transparency. Investors
should know exactly what they’re buying, and the charges that apply to
the investment instrument they’re committing to.
When I was M.D. and compliance officer of a leading
Hong Kong brokerage before establishing my own firm in Pattaya, any
complaints from clients would come across my desk, and I was required by
law to investigate them.
Fortunately there were very few - but of those that I
did have to handle, the majority had to do with the charges not having
been made clear to the client.
Typically, the client wanted to cash up a long-term
savings plan before its maturity date, and was upset to find that
penalties would be applied for so doing.
All investment vehicles have charges attached to them.
It may come as a surprise to some readers that the institutions that
devise them are in business to make money not only for their clients but
for themselves also.
The way they do this is by having a set of built-in
charges - some simple, some complex, depending on the investment vehicle
in question, and how it was designed, and for what purpose.
When I was training new recruits I taught them to
explain the charges carefully to the client - but sadly this procedural
rule does not apply universally to all brokerages. It is also difficult to
monitor and enforce.
Over the years I have come across many instances of
weak consultants failing to explain the charges adequately to the client,
for fear of losing the deal.
The client would then have some justification in
claiming that the investment product was miss-sold. (They usually claim
they were deceived, although it is really up to the client to read the
product brochure carefully and ask questions on anything that’s not
clear - but this they often fail to do.)
Rules in HK
The new procedural rules that were introduced into Hong
Kong in 1996 have gone a long way to reducing complaints from investors
about charges not having been explained to them, and eliminated most
accusations of mis-selling.
Under that legislation, financial consultants are
required to show the client a printed illustration of how their investment
is likely to perform - and the effect of charges. Hence, the client can
never say he didn’t know about the charges or penalties that would be
applied if he cashed it in early.
The client is asked to sign a copy of that
illustration, which has to be submitted to the issuing institution
together with his application.
If the consultant fails to submit a signed
illustration, the institution will not accept the business.
This procedure caused an uproar amongst the financial
services community at the time, who felt it would limit their ability to
write business, and as the vast majority earned commission, that it would
drastically affect their income.
My view was that this procedural rule was a good thing,
because it meant that the investment vehicle would be properly explained
to the client, who would then be making an informed decision; and the
consultant could never afterwards be accused of failing to inform the
client about the charges & penalties. (And it is worth mentioning that
in the few cases I encountered of such an accusation in the firm I worked
for at the time, the objective of the canny client in many of those
instances was to exert pressure on the firm to swallow the penalties for
him/her when he/she wanted to cash up a long-term savings plan after only
a few years of contributions, often to reinvest the proceeds into some
get-rich-quick flavour-of-the-month investment opportunity. This despite
the fact that the charges are clearly spelled out in the investment
documents they receive, which all too few investors ever bother to read,
let alone ask questions about.)
But that’s Hong Kong. What about regimes where such
regulations either aren’t enforced or don’t exist? Thailand is one
such.
Here I have heard of many cases of investors signing up
for a long-term program who were told that they could cash it in after a
year or two if they want to. That the plan has a high degree of
flexibility. That their money is not locked away.
All of that is true - but what the salesman failed to
inform the client was that if he/she did cash in a long-term plan after
just a couple of years, pretty hefty penalties would be applied in most
cases.
In my view, it should have been not only made clear but
emphasised that if the client were to suspend payments into or cash up a
long-term plan after a short period, he would suffer penalties.
This is really no different, fundamentally, from a
fixed-term bank account which offers a higher rate of interest provided
you keep your money there for the full term. Yes, you can cash it in early
- but typically you lose all the interest if you do. Isn’t that a
penalty?
A long-term plan is a long-term plan; it isn’t a
short-term one.
If a client thinks it likely that he will be unable to
continue contributing into his savings program for X years, or need the
accumulated capital before that period is ended, he shouldn’t be signing
up for a plan for X years. He should be asking about a short-term or
open-ended plan. (These typically aren’t as cost-effective, but you
trade off cost-effectiveness for accessibility, just like with a passbook
bank account versus a time-deposit account.)
Typically, though, the salesman will be motivated by
the fact that he will earn more commission from the long-term plan than he
will from a short-term or open-ended plan, which may pay him only a
dribble each month the plan is maintained, rather than the full amount of
commission up front.
And as all too many financial salesmen don’t plan to
be around long enough to look after the client and ensure he keeps the
plan going, they will look after their pockets first and their clients
very much second (or last).
And then they wonder why our industry has acquired a
bad reputation, and why they encounter resistance when they call up their
list of prospects to get an appointment.
(continued next week)
Snap Shots: What
should you buy?
by Harry Flashman
At some stage in your life you are going to buy a
camera. If not for you, then for your children. So what should you buy?
That question is about the same as “What car should I buy?” You see,
the confusing part is that these days all cameras will produce reasonable
photographs. However, like all cars which will get you from A to B, some
are capable of doing it better than others. The same goes for cameras.
Before
you start rushing off to the camera store, picking up brochures or
thumbing through photography magazines there is one vital step that has to
be done first. How much do you want to spend? It is a total waste of time
looking at new BMW’s if all you can afford is a second hand Corolla. Set
a ceiling on your budget and work from there.
The next item in the search for a camera is what you
want to do with it. Sure you want to take photographs, but do you want to
be a creative photographer, or just take snaps of family outings at
Sattahip Beach? If you do not want to “get involved” with photography,
then a simple compact “Point and Shoot” is all you need. However, if
you want to try and master the art of photography then you must look at
getting an SLR (Single Lens Reflex) camera. Certainly, the top of the
range compacts have lots of features these days - but nothing, repeat
nothing, beats an SLR.
At this point, let’s get the “digital” or
“conventional” question out of the way. Digital devotees will say how
much money they save by not having to get films developed and printed, how
they can see straight away whether they have got the shot they wanted and
how they can manipulate the shot they have taken on their home computer.
What they do not say is how they can show the photo to their friends. Lug
the computer round to Aunty’s house? Or buy an expensive printer, loaded
with expensive photographic quality paper and then make prints yourself?
Personally, I believe the choice is simple. If you are taking shots to
send via email, then go digital. If your photographs are to be kept in
albums to show to your friends then stay conventional.
So now let’s look at compacts first. I suggest that
you look at any one that has a range in the focal length of the lens.
Generally these are called something like 28-70 or 38-105. This sort of
range gives you the advantage of a wide angle lens and a small telephoto
all built in. What to look for here is just how easy is it to look through
the viewfinder and see what you are going to get in the different lens
positions. Many times there are two sets of lines that you are supposed to
use and very often these are totally confusing. Some compacts move the
viewfinder in line with the lens and this is much superior in my opinion.
A few to look at and consider are the Olympus MJU’s, Nikon Zoom 310,
Konica Z-up 110, Canon Sure Shots 270 W and Z 135 or Pentax Espio 90 MC.
While still on compacts, there is a new breed called
APS cameras. These use the new Advantix type films. These are easily
recognised with the oval film cassettes that just drop into the cameras,
with no leader strip to pull across. These cameras will allow you to take
panoramic shots as well as standard shape ones. They also give you up to
40 shots on one roll and a proof sheet so that you can check the shots you
want printed full size. Unfortunately, these tend to be the more expensive
compacts. One of the most impressive (and expensive) is the Canon Ixus
Z70. Check out the APS range, they do have many advantages over standard
35 mm Compacts.
Next week I will deal with buying SLR’s - the serious
shooter’s equipment.
Modern Medicine: Coughs
and sneezes spread diseases
by Dr Iain Corness, Consultant
What with the current “scares” on anthrax, everyone
who gets the slightest chesty cough seems to think that they have been
singled out on the terrorist “hit” list. Let me assure you that
downtown Pattaya is not high on the terrorist agenda. There are a few
other more important downtowns first.
However, there has been quite an epidemic of coughs and
colds recently, so if you didn’t get a cough consider yourself to be
lucky. The latest bout has been a form of Tracheitis. This is inflammation
of the trachea, that part of your breathing tube to the lungs before it
splits to become the right and left bronchus. The clue is in the ending -
“itis” which generally means inflammation and / or infection. Thus you
can get Appendicitis (inflammation of the Appendix) and Pharyngitis
(inflammation of the pharynx) etc., etc., you get the picture.
Infection and irritation of the breathing tubes is, as
we said in the beginning, very common. The most usual cause is however,
our old friend cigarette smoking! If you don’t believe that cigarette
smoke is irritating, try letting it waft into your eyes and see how they
will sting and water. Your Trachea and Bronchi do just the same!
With Tracheitis, it generally begins as a slight
irritation deep in the back of your throat. There can be some soreness as
well, even on swallowing. Unchecked this develops into a ‘productive’
cough, with loads of gunk being coughed up, which we refer to as
‘sputum’.
One of the signs and symptoms your doctor will want to
know is, “What colour is your sputum?” This gives us a chance to see
if your cough is from an irritation or infection. If you are bringing up
large lumps of yellow or green goo then you have an infection, but if the
mucous is clear then you probably do not harbour a nasty little bug in
your throat. If however, the sputum is red and bloodstained then you may
have burst a little blood vessel in the throat - or of course, this could
be an early sign of lung cancer but don’t panic yet!
If the sputum you are coughing up is thick, green and
gooey, this is fairly suspicious of a bacterial infection, and sometimes
we will attempt to “grow” the bug to identify it. No, this is not for
germ warfare, it is just so that we can feed the tracheal bug some
different antibiotics to see which ones exterminate the bug best. This is
a much more accurate way of choosing the correct antibiotic, than
selecting ones by the pretty colour they are on the pharmacist’s
shelves.
If you have gone over a week and your cough is showing
no sign of letting up then it really is time to line up with all the other
coughers at the outpatients department. Just make sure you can describe
the colour of your sputum!
I should have mentioned that if you are a smoker, the
chances of the cough lasting longer are much higher, as well as being more
likely to catch the couch from someone else.
Dear
Hilary (sic),
I bet you don’t publish this. After having read your
heavy handed reply to James’s letter about his girl friend, (Pattaya
Mail Vol IX, number 32) I feel I must make a short comment about this
reply. Firstly, I assume this girl is paying no rent? yes?, secondly
she’s not paying for her food?, right? and probably she’s never had to
buy any food? or clothes?, yes?. If she wants more money why doesn’t she
get a job? or does she just want to free-load for ever. I sense from you
Hilary (sic) some hostility towards foreigners/men?
In most of Europe the couple both work - as the cost of
living is so high and every expense is shared. So I would say this girl is
doing rather well. Who the hell would spend 2000 baht on a bottle of wine
anyway apart from some rich show off?
Scott
Dear Scott,
To bring the readers up to speed, your friend James was
feeding and housing his new girlfriend and giving her 2000 baht a month to
live on. In return, she would have been cleaning and looking after the
house as well as certain matrimonial style favours. Now 2000 baht a month
is 500 baht a week, or in even more basic terms, around 70 baht a day.
James goes to work, as we know from his letter, as they pay for the condo
and the consumables therein (not philanthropic James). So what does
James’ girlfriend do after she has finished her “home duties”? Well,
in the afternoon she might go and have some som tum with her friends and
go to a movie - that’s today’s 70 baht down the drain. I just hope she
didn’t get a popcorn while at the movies, because she’s now overspent
James’ magnificent handout. Scott, my little Poppet, it is useless
telling me what couples are doing in Europe - it has no bearing on what is
going down here. You may as well tell me what couples are doing in Iceland
- she sits at home gnawing whale meat while he goes out pig sticking polar
bears - again it has no bearing on what happens here. Hillary (note two
“ells” my Petal) stands by her judgement, that in this case in
Pattaya, your friend James is the “free-loader” here, not his Thai
girlfriend. If he wants her to work as well, then get a maid and find his
girl a job - and I am sure he doesn’t want her to go back to working in
the bar he found her in!
Now then, snotty Scotty, as far as hostilities are
concerned, many of Hillary’s friends are male foreigners and they are
not rich show-offs, but are quite happy to share a 2000 baht bottle of
wine with Hillary. They do not have long pockets and short arms.
Finally, Scott on the spot - you just lost the bet too,
didn’t you, darling! Hillary will accept a suitable box of chocolates or
a decent bottle of wine as your losing wager. Left at the Pattaya Mail
office will be fine, addressed to Hillary.
Dear Hillary,
I have recently in the last four months met a young
woman and we have begun to form a relationship. She lives with her aunt,
but this woman seems to have some kind of powerful hold over her. When we
go out, her aunt must not be told, we have to meet in the supermarket and
I have to drop her back one block from home so that her aunt does not see
us. She is Thai, 23 years old and single and works in her aunt’s
business, while I am Canadian, have been married before and am 50 years
old. The age difference does not seem to worry her (though it worries me),
but the aunt is certainly making life difficult as far as allowing this
romance to grow. We have very strong feelings for each other, but what can
I do? Have you any suggestions Hillary? How can I get my girl to be
straight with her aunt, or how do I get the aunt to accept that my girl
wants to see me? I am totally confused by all this, and if I didn’t feel
so strongly about this girl I would have given the whole thing up as a bad
job months ago. Should I go and speak to the aunt in private or what? You
must know what to do in these circumstances Hillary.
Stymied
Dear Stymied,
There is so much within the culture of Thai families
that you as a foreigner will not have ever experienced, my Petal. First,
she lives with her aunt, so the aunt has responsibilities to the girl’s
mother and father. Those responsibilities include protecting her from
unsuitable suitors - and in the aunt’s eyes you might just be in that
category, there is as you say a large age gap between you. There may also
be other family agenda that you are not aware of. Perhaps she is being
groomed for some other family responsibility, and an older farang is not
part of that scene. Hillary would not recommend that you take the step of
speaking to the aunt, before you have a long chat to the girl. Be prepared
for disappointment. Look for someone more “available” next time.
GRAPEVINE
Hurricane
Hercules
A local man has been arrested after making obscene
phone calls to a TV weathergirl. He explained that he thought her
descriptions of the weather were coded messages of love to him
personally. Amongst the phrases he took to be amorous invitations were
‘hot and steamy, ‘storm climax’ and ‘my favorite hotspot’.
Serial kisser
Jose Mourra, said to be a tourist with a problem,
was ordered to leave the city limits after trying to kiss every woman
he encountered in a well known superstore on Sukhumvit. Mourra
explained he was only trying to be friendly. He had previously been
hurled off a tennis court after unsuccessfully trying the deep throat
treatment with Martina Navratilova. Not surprisingly.
War of the pies
After years of nothing at all, the choice of
English style pork pies in Pattaya is truly staggering. You can try
Simple Simon, Yorkie’s Pork Platter, M and M and Seventh Heaven. The
first two, both Jomtien based eateries, do a gut-buster fried
breakfast for around 150 baht which will make your eyes pop as well as
your stomach. Don’t try both on the same morning.
GEOC Awards
Over the next few weeks, GEOC (Grapevine Eating Out
Collective) will be preparing its annual awards for best value for
money Pattaya food based on incognito visits we have made in recent
months. Odd, though, how even good restaurants often spoil themselves
by charging extra for a glass of water or providing only that awful
powder with the post prandial tea or coffee. A really good restaurant
offers customer service and not just a meal.
Work permits
TS asks whether it is actually safer to have a non
immigrant visa, rather than a tourist visa, if you are working in
Pattaya. No, neither carries the necessary authority. The only partial
exception is that a non immigrant type ‘B’ visa just might see you
through for a month or two, provided you have the papers to show that
an application for a work permit has been made to the Labor Office.
See your lawyer quickly.
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Terminal advice
It’s a gruesome thought, but how do you claim
back for cremation a farang body? The police will initially take the
cadaver to Banglamung mortuary, and quite likely on to the police
autopsy laboratory in Bangkok. The appropriate embassy will not
release the paperwork until the next of kin have been contacted to
ascertain their wishes, whether that’s in Thailand or abroad.
The real thing
If you don’t want the bother of making fresh
orange juice yourself, the cheapest in town (no sugar added) has gotta
be the South Road fruit stalls immediately opposite Center Condo. Just
20 baht for a decent sized plastic bottle. They are packed in ice and
the brisk turnover means they sell freshly and deliciously.
Technologically challenged
An exasperated caller to Dell Computer Tech
couldn’t get her new Dell Computer to turn on. After ensuring the
computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when
she pushed the power button. Her response, “I pushed and pushed on
the foot pedal and nothing happened.” The foot pedal turned out to
be the computer mouse.
All the gen
You can’t survive long in Pattaya on just bars
and stars. If you’re looking for golf, a friendly welcome awaits you
at The Bunker, top of Soi Chayaipool. Chess people looking for a game
sometimes congregate in Royal Garden Plaza, top floor. Playing card
games can be iffy for legal reasons, but there’s a registered bridge
club at Pattaya Beach Condo, Mondays only just before 14.00 hours.
Tailpiece
Overheard in soi eight during the crackdown. “You
can’t order another Carlsberg, sir, because it’s illegal after two
o’clock.” To which was the response, “OK, gimme a Heineken.”
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Social Commentary by Khai Khem
Are we all getting fatter?
Am I the only one who thinks the world is getting fatter?
Or at least more plump? I just read some statistics that in the 1970s two
third’s of the world’s population lived below the poverty line. Today
that number has been reduced to about one third. Wealth distribution, better
education, the Green Revolution and modern agriculture techniques certainly
account for much of this progress. When I think about people getting fatter,
it is not the lower income peoples of Third World countries I am wondering
about. I suppose the people I observe could be called the middle class or
upper middle class in more nations than just a couple of rich democracies.
Now, before the brick-bats start flying, let me state
that I do not have a hidden prejudice against obese people. A curiosity
about a social phenomenon is not the same as being a bigot. I simply see a
lot of very fat people in every country I travel in the past few years,
which makes me realise that the eating habits of huge portions of the
world’s population have greatly changed. Therefore there must be some
cultural changes taking place which seem to effect people’s appetites. Fat
people are springing up in nations which traditionally did not have a
problem with obesity. So why is this?
There are many opinions as to why this could be. We have
been discussing this problem for years...it is not new. Some people think it
is simply that ordinary people really don’t know the way food chemistry
works in the body; which food contains what and how it metabolises when
digested. Others think perhaps modern life and its conveniences don’t make
us work hard enough. Not work hard enough? I’ve never seen people so
driven by their work as they are in this day and age. Too many modern
conveniences? Not enough exercise? Too much money? Too much food? Ah, there
we may have struck on something.
Food is big business and very political now in every
nation. Countries which produce more than they consume export the excess,
and those which do not grow enough of something in demand must import it.
Advertising in all its forms pumps out propaganda on food 24 hours a day in
one form or another. How about choices? Pay dirt! So many choices and so
much competition would account for the bombardment of advertising. But the
food must get to the mouth before it turns to fat, right?
I think I really have the answer to this particular
social idiosyncrasy. Many societies base their cultural interaction on food,
and the ceremony with which it is accompanied. Even cave dwellers held
ceremonies after the kill of the beast and the fire was struck. But they
were not obese, not even pleasingly plump. I believe the problem...if it is
one, comes from something much more connected to the human condition than
cultural ceremony and national cuisine. It comes from curiosity. All of
those new products on the shelves need to be sampled. There is an endless
supply and human ingenuity will always come up with new products and new
recipes.
One doesn’t actually have to be of a certain race or
ethnic background to get fat. In other words, Northern Europeans, tall,
hardy and stout are not the only people who’s girth increases to mammoth
proportions. But I will admit that cultural cuisine has a lot to do with
adding those extra pounds or staying lean and mean. Western food can be
incredibly mouth-watering, but the portions and the calories can add up if
one doesn’t actually dig ditches for a living.
I have Thai friends who went to study or do business in
the USA and Europe, and after two years came back to Thailand as plumb as
pickles. Why? Because they had never seen so much food in their lives, and
of such variety. They wanted to try it all. They had no idea what the
ingredients were in anything they ate. It was scrumptious, and even as they
grew out of their clothes, bought bigger ones and stretched the new ones to
the limit, they ate, and ate. Always trying something new, always more
dishes to taste. Thais are curious and food is their passion.
And so we have the beginnings of an obsession. Food is
something we of every nationality all have in common, and so people will
always talk about food. What they are eating at the moment, what they ate
yesterday, what they will eat tomorrow. I realise Thais have been accused of
being total bores on food. But that is because they are not scintillating
conversationalists by nature. Americans and British however, can be
fabulously witty, interesting and informative. But when a group of them gets
together and food is in the offing, many times the conversation turns to IQ
64. For example, in a restaurant, when my native English speaking pals all
have menus and are about to order a meal, talk leaps around the table and
the basic topic is “great meals I have eaten” while the waiter takes the
order. Other friends and associates email information to me on dozens of
different topics. My English speaking friends do that too, AFTER they have
told me what they had for breakfast, lunch and dinner, what their friends
and kids are eating, and what their neighbours are cooking. My German and
Austrian friends all gather to discuss philosophy and the meaning of life.
Come to think of it, what else could we discuss over a pig’s knuckle and a
heap of sour cabbage?
Women’s World: Another
pioneer
by Lesley Warner
As my last courageous woman at war for a little while I
have chosen a young English woman named Amy Johnson. Amy was born on July 1,
1903, in Hull Yorkshire and lived there until she went to Sheffield
University in 1923 to read for a BA. Later she worked as a secretary for a
solicitor; she did this for three years and while there she became a member
of the London Aeroplane club, located at Stag Lane. This was in the winter
of 1928-29 and her hobby soon became an all-consuming determination, not
simply to make a career in aviation but to succeed in some project that
would demonstrate to the world that women could be as competent as men in a
hitherto male dominated field.
Amy
Johnson
While Amelia Erhart flew because she loved to fly, it has
been said that Amy flew in the pursuit of fame and fortune. Whether it is
true or not, it suited the ‘powers that be’ at the time, as they were
keen to convince the general public that flight was exciting and safe, so
Amy was promoted by the press.
Amy’s first important achievement was to be the first
female pilot to fly alone from Britain to Australia, which she achieved at
the age of 26. She then became the first female ground engineer licensed by
the Air Ministry and was awarded the C.B.E. for her flying achievements.
Although reported to be a dreamer without much in her
head, Amy obviously had ambition when she leaked to the press that she’d
been picked to fly a new experimental airplane to Australia. The ploy
worked. The public took an interest in her and she managed to get her hands
on a De Havilland Moth biplane.
Amy set out to beat Bert Hinkler’s record for flying to
Australia; it had taken him 16 days. Amy set off alone in a single engine
Gypsy Moth from Croydon on May 5, 1930 and landed in Darwin on May 24, an
epic flight of 11,000 miles. She was the first woman to fly alone to
Australia. Her trip took 19 and 1/2 days and she became and instant
celebrity. When her battered airplane arrived in Darwin she was given a
hero’s welcome. The Daily Mail gave her a 10,000-pound prize and scheduled
her on a flying tour of Australia. The stress of the tour was worse than the
stress of the flight. It left her close to a nervous breakdown.
In July 1931, she set an England to Japan record in a
Puss Moth with Jack Humphreys. In July 1932, she set a record when she flew
solo from England to Cape Town. In May 1936, she set a record from England
to Cape Town, again, to retrieve her 1932 record.
In 1933, with her husband Jim Mollison, she flew nonstop
from Pendine Sands, South Wales to the United States. They also flew nonstop
in record time to India in 1934 in the England to Australia air race.
Amy finally joined the Air Transport Auxiliary (ATA) in
the early days of WW-II, then, while flying from Blackpool to Oxford, she
overshot her destination by 100 miles. Amy ditched in the Thames Estuary
after running out of fuel, and although a convoy trawler tried to rescue her
she drowned on January 5, 1941.
All her accomplishments were well recognized at the time.
Not only did dignitaries formally acknowledge her but she also received much
public interest, becoming a celebrity of the day. The British Women
Pilot’s Association has an annual award, the Amy Johnson Memorial Trust
Scholarship, to help outstanding women pilots further their careers.
For whatever reason Amy Johnson chose to fly she took on
courageous challenges and succeeded.
Animal Crackers: Some
sea snakes are killers
by Mirin MacCarthy
Persistent myths about sea snakes include the mistaken
idea that their short fangs cannot bite very effectively. This is simply
wishful thinking; their short fangs (2.5mm to 4.5mm) are quite capable of
penetrating a man’s arm. They can open their small mouths wide enough to
bite a tabletop, or swallow prey twice as wide as their neck. All sea snakes
have venom that is highly neuro-toxic, though some are more pacifist than
others.
Habitat
Sea snakes inhabit warm tropical waters from the Indian
Ocean to the Pacific Ocean. They are particularly abundant in the Persian
Gulf and the Bay of Bengal.
Different Species
Usually
classified in two subfamilies, the Hydrophiinae which are found in tropical
waters everywhere and the Laticaudinae. All the species of Laticaudids are
restricted to the waters of Southeast Asia and the Southwest Pacific. Called
sea kraits, they are much more land dependant than the others and must come
ashore to lay eggs, whereas the Hydrophiinae give birth to live young at
sea. Sea kraits are usually of inoffensive disposition, they frequently do
not attempt to bite even when caught and handled and are therefore
considered non-dangerous.
However, some species of Hydrophiinae are both aggressive
and curious and may chase and bite divers with the minimum provocation. In
particular there is a mean tempered type, the ‘Enhydrina schistosa’
which swims off Malaysia. It will inject large, lethal doses of venom and
has been responsible for human deaths.
Tails
All sea snakes have flattened compressed paddle-like
tails for propulsion in water. The sea kraits also have strap-like ventral
scales similar to land snakes. These provide traction and movement over the
ground. The Hydrophiids, which rarely leave the sea, have reduced belly
scales.
Prey
Many species feed on elongated fish, such as eels, which
they paralyze with their venom. Others specialize in gobies or catfish,
while believe it or not two Australian species eat only caviar. They forage
fish eggs from rock and coral crevices.
Size
Adult sea snakes are not large, ranging from about 1.6 to
3.3 feet (.5 - 1 m) in length, although Stokes’ sea snake can reach nearly
6 and a half feet. (2 m). Most are slender and the sexes tend to be
different sizes in various species.
Shedding
Sea snakes have a good anti-fouling mechanism; they shed
their skin every two to six weeks. This removes barnacles and algae and
maintains their streamlined hydrodynamic shape.
Breathing
Sea snakes have valvular nostrils and close fitting mouth
scales that both give watertight seals. Unlike eels, they have no gills and
must rise to the surface of the water for air, but they can remain
underwater for several hours. They achieve this feat because of a specially
adapted three chambered lung that extends the entire length of their body.
This allows for respiration, gas exchange and air storage with long periods
of breath holding, adapting the sea snake as the perfect diver. The sea
snake’s skin is impermeable to water but they can extract 20% of their
oxygen needs through their skin from oxygen dissolved in seawater.
There is very good reason to stay well out of the way of
these fascinating creatures unless certain whether they are the passive or
aggressive type.
A Slice of Thai History:
Prince Bira, Thailand’s greatest sportsman
by Duncan Stearn
Part One, The Early Years: 1914-1937
The sporting achievements of Prince Birabongse Bhanutej
Bhanubandh, or Prince Bira as he was better known, have led many pundits to
declare this grandson of King Mongkut (Rama IV) as the one of, if not the,
greatest sportsman produced in Thailand.
Considering the breadth of his performances, undertaken
on land, sea and in the air from 1936 until 1978, it is difficult to find a
serious challenger for that title of ‘greatest sportsman’.
Prince Bira was born on July 15, 1914 in Bangkok, the
third son of H.R.H. Prince Bhanurangsri Bhanubandh. In 1927, aged 13, he was
sent to England to attend that most famous of all public schools, Eton
College. It was here that he had his name shortened to ‘Prince Bira’ by
a teacher who could not pronounce, let alone spell, his full name. She
simply began referring to him as ‘Prince Bira’.
The 1932 revolution that ended the absolute monarchy in
Thailand and eventually led to King Prajadhipok’s (Rama VII, Bira’s
uncle) abdication in 1935 had little real impact on the Prince. He simply
remained in England, going on to study at Cambridge University.
In addition to being a keen sportsman, Prince Bira was
also a man of culture and was studying sculpture in London when he, via his
cousin, became interested in motor racing.
Prince Bira’s cousin, the 27-year-old Prince Chula
Chakrabongse, headed up a motor racing team called White Mouse Racing and
Prince Bira decided to try his hand at piloting a racecar. He proved a
natural.
In 1934, the then-20-year-old Prince had met and fallen
in love with a 17-year-old English girl named Cheryl Heycock. She later
wrote, “I found him incredibly good-looking; he was beautifully
proportioned with slim waist and hips, broad shoulders and very strong arms
and legs. He had smooth, pale gold skin and his black hair shone.” Three
weeks after their first meeting, Bira asked Cheryl to marry him.
The couple’s circle of friends and acquaintances ranged
from members of the Thai and British royal families to people like Noel
Coward (the famous playwright, composer and actor) and even Foreign Office
official Guy Burgess, later to defect to the Soviet Union, and Anthony
Blunt, the art historian who was to be unmasked in 1979 as the ‘fourth
man’ in the Soviet spy ring that included Burgess.
In 1936, the White Mouse Racing team purchased an English
Racing Automobile (ERA) for Prince Bira’s 21st birthday. His first race
was at Dieppe in France where he finished a creditable second. His first
major win came in the 1936 Brooklands International Trophy and he also won
the Coup de Prince Rainier at Monte Carlo. In May 1937 he won the first race
conducted on the new Malcolm Campbell Circuit. Campbell had set a new world
speed record in his car ‘Bluebird’ just two years earlier.
Antiques, are they
genuine? : Collectors and Collections
by Apichart Panyadee
It is important at this stage to understand the strength
of the English furniture industry of the 19th century in relation to copies
of earlier pieces. The whole of Europe saw a vogue for the Romantic and
England was no exception - indeed England was responsible for a huge
production of furniture in the 18th century styles, especially those of the
Louis. Alongside this manufacture, many of the Bond Street dealers, such as
Edward Holmes Baldock, were buying antique pieces direct from France. Many
of these items, some branded with Baldock’s initials, were ‘improved’
and additions were made to cater for contempory taste.
This
small secretaire was once thought to be Louis XV. In fact the porcelain
mounts are 18th century Servres, but the carcase is c.1840.
The great 19th century collectors such as Lord Hertford,
the Duke of Hamilton, the Rothchilds and John Jones bought such pieces.
Their taste was reflected in the shops selling both contemporary and antique
furniture and, when their collections were eventually dispersed, they in
turn renewed the enthusiasm for the Louis styles. Many pieces were copied,
for example after the Hamilton Palace sale of 1882, likewise on the bequest
for the Jones Collection of the Victoria and Albert Museum in the same year.
A small table which was once part of the collection of Lord Roseberry and
was included in the Mentmore Towers sale of 1977 is an example of a
redressed 19th century piece which probably dates back to c.1840-1850, for
the wood and metal work are both of that period. But the plaque is an 18th
century Sevres original, so this enhances the value of the table
considerably, especially since the plaque was not damaged. Naturally,
condition is a shaky factor in determining age.
This
valuable ‘redressed’ table was once in the collection of Lord Roseberry.
The great 19th century collections consisted therefore in
part of authentic antique furniture redressed to contemporary taste and in
part of copies. More and more interest is being focused on these copies.
They are to be seen at most of the better museums in Europe. American
museums have had to concentrate more on period or contemporary innovative
design. They have not had large quantities of excess furniture at their
disposal and have therefore spent their resources on ‘purer’ examples.
Though there is a tendency today to dislike or even scorn the copy, this
will pass as they and the background that fostered their manufacture become
better understood.
Shaman’s Rattle : What’s
in a metaphor?
by Marion
If you had to choose what one book to take with you into
solitary confinement, what would it be? War and Peace, The Bible, The
Complete Works of Shakespeare, How to Stay Sane Locked in a Lift? I am a
committed bookaholic and my choice would be a slim 100 page book, “Notes
From a Friend” by Anthony Robbins (ISBN 0-7434-0937-X). Of the thousands
of books I have read this is one of the best, a simple and indispensable
guide to taking control of and immediately increasing the quality of your
life no matter the circumstances. It is a small but powerful book and it is
truly amazing, only baht 400 but ten times the value.
Have you ever felt stuck with no way out?
Have you ever lost your sense of proportion? Have you
ever been so far down a hole you just felt like not bothering to climb out
but lying down and dying? This book will change your mind, help you climb
out of that hole with glee. It deals with ‘Feeling Overwhelmed and How to
Turn it Around, There are no Failures, Building Beliefs and Blasting Off’
and much more. Inspiring and life changing it is the type of book you can
pick up and read at any chapter. It makes you feel great and motivated and
you can turn to it like an old friend again and again. Indeed a friend of
mine who has met the author said he is the most enthusiastic person she has
ever met. Anthony Robbins main theme is, “There are no problems only
solutions.”
Break through a wall with a new metaphor
Robbins’ ninth lesson - just three pages on - “How to
Break Through a Wall With a New Metaphor” is a superb example. The author
says, “What do all these statements have in common? - I’m at the end of
my rope. I can’t break though the wall. I’m floating on air. I’m as
happy as a lark. Life is a battle. I’m drowning. Life is a beach. I’ve
reached a dead end. Life is a bowl of cherries? They are metaphors, symbols:
a quick way to say a lot. Describing something as being like something else.
Metaphors make a difference. When you choose a metaphor to describe your
life or your situation, you choose the beliefs it supports too. So be
careful about the way you describe your world - to yourself or anyone
else.”
What’s in a name?
“What difference does it make to you personally to
describe life as a battle or life as a beach?” Think about it. “I can
hear you saying, ‘Fine but right now I feel totally fenced in’. Great,
just find the gate and open it. ‘Yes but, I’m carrying the weight of the
world on my shoulders.’ So put the world down and move on,” advises
Robbins.
“How do you describe your world? Is it a test, a
struggle? What if life was a dance or a game or a flower garden? If life
were a dance what would that mean? What if life was a game? What if life was
a garden? What do you think you need to make life whatever you want it to
be?” This book really makes you think and ultimately realize that nothing
is such a great problem after all, you ain’t really stuck at all, there is
a way out, there are solutions!
Problem solving
“Notes From a Friend” gives great problem solving
questions also. Ask yourself:
1. What is great about this problem?
2. What is not perfect yet?
3. What am I willing to do to make it the way I want?
4. What am I willing to no longer do in order to make it the way I want?
5. How can I enjoy the process while I’m making it the way I want?
Asking yourself these simple questions certainly puts a
new perspective on things.
Power your day
“Notes from a Friend” gives fabulous Morning Power
Questions and Evening Power Questions to ask yourself and I quote Robbins,
“That set me up for feeling great all day and end my days on a high
note.” These power questions are just that powerful, and they really put
that smile back on your face.
“Morning Power Questions”
1. What am I happy about in my life right now? What about
that makes me happy? How does that make me feel?
2. What am I excited about in my life right now? What
about that makes me excited?
3. What am I proud of in my life right now? How does that
make me feel?
4. What am I grateful for in my life right now? What
about that makes me grateful?
5. What am I enjoying most in my life right now? What
about that do I enjoy and how does that make me feel?
6. What am I committed to in my life right now? What
about that makes me feel committed?
7. Who do I love? Who loves me? What about that makes me
feel loving? How does that make me feel?
“Evening Power Questions”
1. What have I been given today? In what ways have I been
a giver today?
2. What did I learn today?
3. How has today added to the quality of my life? How can I use today as an
investment in my future?
Life enhancing
The evening power questions are simple and superb,
“What did I give, what have I given, what did I learn today? How can I use
today as an investment in my future?” are just such magic ways to reap
positive rewards in the future. I have to say my lesson was to focus and
each morning to write down a priority list of goals for the day. As it is
extremely easy not to bother to dress or put makeup on if you work from
home, let alone write priority lists just possibly that will be life
enhancing for me and the unfortunates who knock on the door too. As you will
see from the excerpts this small book really works and gives you a boost all
day and night. It’s magic!
The computer doctor
by Richard Bunch
From Mark D Saul: In response to the reply posted in
a recent article, I hope you were able to verify the writer’s job title
and company as you have given him and any other person willing to buy a
stolen pc the key to unlocking the bios password. I’m sure you know this
but thought I would voice my concern. Unfortunately no one checks for a bios
password before stealing a pc so it doesn’t really matter anyway.
Computer Doctor replies: The short answer is no;
readers letters are taken as bone fide and responded to appropriately.
Whilst what you say is partially true, you would be amazed at the frequency
with which this information (which is freely available in the public domain)
is needed legitimately. Disgruntled employees will often try to ‘throw a
spanner in the works’ and setting a BIOS password is an easy target unless
the precautions I outlined have been taken. If the article is read in
context then for the legitimate company or indeed user, the revenge attack
can be averted.
From Jenny Waddle, Jomtien: I have a laser printer
which has started taking in many sheets of paper at a time, sometimes 20 or
more. It is now coming up for five years old and although I print very
little, I prefer the laser quality to the inkjet. I am loathe to take it for
repair as I think the repair cost could be prohibitive but also I cannot
afford a new laser printer but could stretch to a low end inkjet which will
not give me the results I want. Any cheap solution would be appreciated.
Computer Doctor replies: Unfortunately, laser
printers of this age do start to show signs of wear. There are fortunately a
few things you can try yourself at virtually zero cost. Firstly you need to
open the printer up as much as possible without removing screws, but
removing the toner cartridge, and then with a lint free cloth moistened with
alcohol/methylated spirit, carefully clean the transport wheels. Be sure you
don’t catch the corona wire! Next you need to remove all the debris that
has accumulated over the years; this is best done by blowing compressed air
through, don’t use a vacuum cleaner as the static these generate is a
killer to circuit boards. Let it thoroughly dry out and then replace the
toner cartridge, etc. Hopefully all will be OK, if it isn’t, it may still
be worth you obtaining a quote for repair, this is likely to cost in the
region of 500 - 750 baht. Also bear in mind that at this time of year,
humidity is particularly high which results in paper sticking together. For
this reason it is worth only having a minimal supply of paper in the
printer, the main stock is best kept in an airtight container in a room that
has a constant temperature.
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Richard Bunch is managing director of Action Computer Technologies Co., Ltd.
For further information, please telephone 01 782 4829, fax 038 716 816,
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