Miracle boy returns to Pattaya

Father Niphon and miracle child Chanayuth
On September 14th, 1997, 14 month old Chanayuth Nimanong, or
A-Liang, captured hearts of the world when he became one of only two young
people to survive the ill-fated flight of Vietnam Airlines #815 that crashed
into the rice paddies near Phochenthong Airport just outside of Phnom Penh.
The plane had taken off from Ho Chi Minh City en route to Phochentong airport in
Phnom-Penh when on approach it plummeted to earth in the middle of a field about
500 metres from the airport. Bad weather and poor navigation equipment were the
initial causes given for the crash. Sixty-five of the sixty-seven passengers
aboard perished, with only A-Liang and a 4-year-old Vietnamese boy surviving the
impact.
A-Liang’s mother, Ms. Chuan Yian, 27-year-old native of Kwang Zhou, China,
perished in the crash.

Relatives mourn the passing of
Chanayuth’s mother.
Niphon Nimanong, the boy’s father who resides on Soi Country
Club in Pattaya, witnessed the catastrophe with his brother while the two men
were waiting for wife and child at the airport in Phnom Penh. Niphon told the
media that they saw the plane on its glidepath toward the runway on its second
attempt to land, it having already passed the runway once.
A moment later, both became worried as the aircraft began to rev its engines in
an uncharacteristic way. As the brothers watched in horror, the plane overflew
the runway and the two men heard an explosion. Stunned, they quickly hired a
taxi to take them to the area where the plane had crashed.
Seeing bodies strewn all over, Niphon thought for sure his wife and child had
been killed. But while looking through the carnage, Niphon saw a Cambodian
farmer with a baby in his arms. “It may have been a primal instinct, but I knew
the mud-caked child was mine.”
Rushing to the Cambodian man, he called his son by name, and the boy looked at
him and said, ‘Daddy!’ The boy then began asking for his mother. Niphon said he
could not explain his feelings at finding his son alive.
Further searching by officials confirmed that the boy’s mother, Chuan Yian, had
perished.
Rescue workers rushed A-Liang to the Kalament Hospital in Phnom Penh where he
received emergency treatment. He was later moved to Bhoumibol Hospital in
Bangkok, suffering from two broken legs and pneumonia.
Chanayuth’s mother and other relatives whom had accompanied her on the plane
were given both a Buddhist and Chinese Kong Tek funeral in Cambodia. The bodies
were cremated there. The Kong Tek rites lasted the traditional 3 days and three
nights.
As for residual psychic trauma from the plane crash, doctors have told Niphon
that children are very resilient and handle traumatic situations better than
most adults. They said he may have some sub-conscious memories which could cause
nightmares, but this could be handled by a competent counsellor.
Niphon is most grateful to have his miracle child as a living testimony of he
and his wife’s love. Boy and father are now safely home in Pattaya.
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Amazing Thailand budget cut
The central government announced it has cut the budget for
the ‘Amazing Thailand’ promotion by 650,000,000 baht, Ms. Yiarayong Chairat,
Pro-Temp Director of the Tourism Authority of Thailand for Region 3 (Pattaya)
announced at the September 11th meeting of the Pattaya Business and Tourism
Association.
Ms.
Yiaraong Chaiyrat, President Pro-Temp of the PBTA, tells the media that the
reason the ‘Amazing Thailand Year’ budget was cut by the government was due to
the need to save money.
1998-1999 have been designated ‘Amazing Thailand’ years and tourists are
expected to flock to the country in amazing numbers. 17,000,000 people was the
first projected figure, with hopes this tourist boom would bring the country
much needed revenue.
The Tourism Authority of Thailand had requested additional funds from the from
the government in the amount of 650,000,000 baht. But due to the ‘floating
baht’, it is necessary for the central government to economise. Thus, all
government ministries and departments which were to contribute to ‘Amazing
Thailand’ year have cut assistance to the two year tourist promotion.
The Tourism Authority of Thailand has been put in the difficult position of
‘fishing without bait.’ (Thai proverb.)
The members of the PBTA were not discouraged, though, as they had sponsored
various tourism projects without government help in the past.
Two major tourist events are scheduled for this year, the ‘Annual Cultural
Festival’ and the Wind-Surf competition.
The opening ceremony of the Cultural Festival will be presided over by Prime
Minister General Chavalit Yongchaiyudh. It will take place on Pattaya Beach with
nation-wide television coverage. There will be cultural performances by over 100
people from 11 countries, with Thai performers numbering over 400.
This year, there will also be a ‘Thailand Grand Sale’ held consecutively in 6
provinces to support the export of Thai products, sponsored by the Ministry of
Commerce. The Pattaya ‘Grand Sale’ will be held on Pattaya Beach and many of the
merchants operating in Pattaya will participate.
Thai Airways is co-operating with the various ministries by showing a video
aboard all flights coming to Bangkok. The video film will inform tourists of the
various provinces in which the ‘Amazing Thailand Grand Sale’ centres are and
what products will be available.
Bags will be given to each tourist who is spending time in Thailand. The bags
will contain information on which stores and merchants are participating in the
‘Sale’. The Tourism Authority of Thailand has high hopes that this program will
generate a large amount of revenue, as it is being held at the very beginning of
the high season.
The windsurf competition is being sponsored by Pattaya Yacht Club and the
Tourism Authority of Thailand. This international competition will be held from
November 27th to December 3rd at Jomtien Beach.
The last program of the year will be the ‘Midnight Run’, sponsored by the
Amateur Athletes Association of Thailand under the patronage of His Majesty the
King. It, too, will be held on Jomtien Beach.
All the projects to encourage tourism are aimed at earning much needed tourist
dollars for the economy. The business sector is investing a large amount of
money in promoting the various events, not knowing whether the investment will
be profitable. But all those involved are optimistic, hoping that the tourists
will return and that the city’s economy will improve.
More Mab Ta Phut madness
On the 4th of September, Mr. Pakati Kirawanit, the Head
of the Department of Pollution Control, told reporters that the pollution in
the Mab Ta Phut industrial sector has reached a dangerous point. And even
thought the Head of the Ministry of Science and Technology and the
Environment issued orders in July for these problems to be solved, at the
present time, nothing has been done.
Two (unnamed) factories who ignored the Department of Pollution Control’s
orders to immediately solve the pollution problems in Mab Ta Phut were
ordered closed, while another, the Hoontex (sic) factory, has reopened after
being fined.
The Bayer Premier Dasai is also at the point of being ordered to close due
to the factory’s inability or unwillingness to solve the problem of
untreated waste water being released into the environment. The factory was
told to solve this problem some time ago.
Mr. Sarawuth Chyotham, the Deputy Head of Industrial Projects, asked for an
extension of one week and the problem was supposed to be solved on September
6th. When it wasn’t, another extension was requested, citing that a ‘wafer
collection system’ is needed to purify waste water, which the company has
not yet obtained. The system would eliminate 90% percent of the nauseating
odour from the water.
Meanwhile, on the 14th of September, yet another government committee is
coming to hear grievances from the people of Mab Ta Phut.
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Laem Chabang eviction issue reaches boiling point

Signs reading ‘Do you
think selling Laem Chabang village to foreigners will be that easy?’, ‘We
may be fisherfolk, but we’re not stupid.’, ‘You say staying here is
dangerous; well, we’re not afraid.’, and ‘You will confiscate no land past
these signs.’
by Kittisak Khamthong
On September 14th, over 300 citizens whose ancestors have
lived in Laem Chabang for hundreds of years were in the streets, protesting
the Laem Chabang Port’s move to confiscate their land.
The Port Authority of Thailand, wishing to enlarge the port, has been trying
to evict residents since 1978. Although the government offered compensation
to the residents, most of them do not want to leave the area that has been
their home for centuries.
Recently, residents managed to obtain blueprints for a five star resort
complex, which apparently was drawn up in secret. This resort was to be
built on the land when vacated.
Enraged at the duplicity of officials, who have been telling residents that
they should vacate their ancestral homes for the ‘good of the country’, the
people are now unwilling to believe any official utterances.
Other disturbing developments are that the Ministry of Communications and a
government enterprise also contracted a private firm to build the resort
which will be listed on the SET.
The people are angry, as the area will not be used for any purpose but to
make money for those holding shares in the SET listed company.
After the citizens learned of this, a demonstration was planned, with
demonstrators meeting first at Laem Chabang Temple to demonstrate the
solidarity of the people in resisting the eviction.
An effigy was made and named Admiral Karn Tantivechakul, which happens to be
the name of the present commander of the Laem Chabang port.
The effigy was carried, along with two rubber tires and fuel oil, around the
temple and then to a coffin with the admiral’s name on it. After that,
citizens carried the effigy to the temple crematorium.
At the crematorium, residents had erected a sign wishing him be damned.
The crowd then took the effigy to an old-style, open-air crematorium and put
the coffin on it. Using the rubber tyres in place of wood, the crowd poured
the fuel over the coffin and set it afire. At the same time they yelled,
‘Burn him! Bastard spawn of hell!’ (approximate translation - the Thai
invective is equally strong if not stronger).
After the burning, the residents announced they would fight in any way to
not have the port changed. The people said they would prevent rich
exploiters from putting the port on the SET, as the eviction was the most
hypocritical and unethical act, clothed in the lie of ‘helping the country.’
After being deceived in this manner, a group of 2,500 announced that the
entire populace would set-up a fisherfolk’s Non-Governmental Organisation to
protect their livelihood. The people said they would officially register
this organisation.
They would then announce that the Laem Chabang area as protected, as the
main profession had been fishing for over 400 years.
They also reminded officials that His Majesty the King twice gave Laem
Chabang the ‘Model Fishing Community’ award. His Majesty also cited the
community as being ‘self-sufficient and beneficial to society.’
After the two-hour protest, during which everyone remained angry yet
orderly, the citizens went home.
Admiral Kan Tantivechakul, the Commander of the Laem Chabang Port, pointed
out why the land had to be confiscated, saying that the area in front of the
village was a sea-way for large cargo ships sailing in to dock at Laem
Chabang Pier.
To ensure safety of the sea lanes, a control centre would be built on a
mountain-top near the sea to monitor shipping traffic. He said the traffic
in large ships would pose dangers for small fishing boats docked in the
area. The Admiral said the safety of the smaller ships was of prime concern
to him. This was the reason for evicting the residents.
He continued, saying that in the future, the area would be home to many
industrial factories and pollution would surely be at crisis levels. He
requested the residents of Laem Chabang to accept things which could not be
changed. The residents should be willing to make sacrifices for the common
good and the good of the country, said Admiral Kan.
Boonlert Nomsil, the Mayor of Laem Chabang Municipality, told the media that
as the leader of the area, he wished for the Port Authority to have sympathy
with the residents. He reiterated that they had been living in the area for
centuries.
The mayor then used the example of the Khlong Toey fire to illustrate his
point. He said the government helped the slum dwellers with food, temporary
shelter and medical treatment. The mayor also cited the government’s
decision to allow the Muslim community to stay at Ban Krua in Bangkok.
He said that with so much resistance, the government should make a special
effort to listen to the voice of the people. The people are Thais whose
ancestors lived in Laem Chabang before the Rattanakosin era. Why should they
be chased off their land now?
The mayor also mentioned that the purchasing of the municipality’s temple
and grounds and moving the main Buddha image away was also a shameful act.
The moving of the revered and ancient Buddha did nothing but create bad
feelings about the government and caused the people great spiritual anguish.
The people now have no place to worship and conduct Buddhist ceremonies.
The mayor said it was ironic that the government provided shelter, jobs and
safe havens for Lao and Cambodian refugees and allowed illegal Burmese
workers to stay in the country, while at the same time throwing Thai people
off their own land.
Mr. Boonlert continued; the Port Authority should allow the people to stay
on their land. He said compromises could be made, setting-up borders which
demarcated land belonging to the Authority and the people’s land. Rental
rights could also be negotiated. He felt that the Port Authority was not
willing to engage in constructive dialogue at this time and could not
understand why.
The mayor said that the use of power on the government’s part could lead to
violent confrontations between the people and the authorities.
The Laem Chabang Municipality consists of approximately 300 households, with
2,500 citizens. Most of the families are engaged in fishing. Some of the
citizens have given up fighting the juggernaut government and are willing to
leave, although they do not know how they will support themselves. The main
body of residents will not budge and have a strong ally in Magsaysay Award
winning human rights lawyer Thongbai Thongpao.
The residents say they will not give up their homes in order to provide
wealth for a privileged minority.
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Thai ’97 boasts Asia’s first ever demonstration obstacle course for armoured fighting vehicles

by Ken Bailey
One of Thai ’97s biggest showcases in October promises to
be Asia’s first ‘Defence Equipment Manoeuvre Park’. Visitors will watch as
tanks, armoured personnel carriers, trucks and jeeps are put through the
most rigorous testing.
Demonstrating manoeuvrability, ruggedness, endurance and firepower, these
vehicles will feature in daily shows during Thai ’97. Strutting their stuff
in the manoeuvre park will be the latest military vehicles from Russia’s
Rosvoorouzheenie Corporation, TFM from South Africa and General Motors of
Canada, to name a few.
Live-firing demonstrations of the latest weaponry will also be a big Thai
’97 attraction. Exhibitors plan to demonstrate the awesome firepower
available to today’s infantry and armoured vehicle forces.
Over at Sattahip, daily organised inspections of Thailand’s aircraft
carrier, HTMS Chakri Nareubet will be a feature of Thai ’97s Maritime
Section. Also of interest will be Russia’s project 636 diesel-electric
submarine. Armed with 19 torpedoes and 24 mines, this will be the first
Russian naval submarine opened to the public.
Organisers say that a feast of aerial stunts will thrill Thai’97 audiences.
Bringing the past and present together in an amazing stunt, a helicopter
will land on the wings of a 1930s vintage Boeing Stearman in flight. The
ancient Boeing’s passenger will then climb from the cockpit and into the
helicopter, while the two aircraft fly in unison.
Not simply a display of high-tech equipment, Thai ’97 represents a
significant opportunity for Thailand as one of this region’s industrialising
nations. While buying and selling exhibited equipment is high on visiting
VIP’s agendas, so will be the possibilities for joint ventures and other
forms of investment in Thailand as a manufacturing base of maritime,
aerospace and military technology.
Putting Pattaya and the seaboard under the spotlight, visiting VIPs will
include heads of state and ministers, senior government and military
officials, as well as corporate executives from the commercial sectors of
Thailand and regional nations.
Reflecting the importance of its visitors, Thai’97s facilities have been
described by organisers as the ‘culmination of the best of all air and
defence shows around the world.” These facilities will allow aircraft and
equipment to be demonstrated under real life conditions.
Visitors to Thai ’97 will be transported between the Utapao and Sattahip
exhibition sites by shuttle buses which are scheduled to depart both sites
every 15 minutes. Organisers are even planning shuttle transport between
Pattaya, Rayong and the exhibition sites.
A full range of catering services will be available at both Thai ’97 sites.
International cuisine restaurants, fast food outlets, coffee shops and cafes
are planned to be strategically located throughout the exhibition.
Planned to be held every two years, this inaugural Thailand International
Aerospace Maritime and Defence Exhibition will be open to VIPs and
exhibitors between October 22nd to 24th and to the general public on October
25th and 26th.
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Former Ms USA holidays in Pattaya

Ms. Debbie Jean Hamilton, Ms. USA 1994, recently spent a
well-deserved holiday at the Ambassador City Jomtien Hotel. This was her
second visit to the resort.
Ms. Hamilton explained that she had previously heard many good things about
Thailand, including that there are many beautiful temples and beaches that
she plans to visit. The internationally beautiful lass said she likes
Pattaya because it is inexpensive and convenient, and she especially likes
the Thai people who she says are very friendly and helpful.
Debra related that she wishes she could stay longer, but she must go back to
work. Presently she is employed at a law office in America.
She also said, “Of course I will come again.”
Sculpture exhibition opens

The opening of the ‘Third Sculpture Exhibition’.
Mayor Pairat Suthithamrongsawat presided over the opening
of ‘The Third Sculpture Art Exhibition’ at the Royal Garden Plaza in
Pattaya. The exhibition is showing on the second floor, in front of the
Benihana Restaurant.
The various pieces were of stone, wood and mixed media. Some of the artistes
showing their work were Chiva Komlamalai, Charoon Chaiyachit, Thani
Klinkhajorn, Ekajit Panphumeesap, and Panthep Maniratcharatsri.
Police Briefs
by Boonleua Chatri
Burning issues
Pattaya police received a report that a fire was burning at the
Thammanivet Law Offices in Banglamung. Police called the Pattaya Fire
Department as the conflagration continued. The officer receiving the call
from the police then called his commanding officer as the blaze burned
merrily.
After everyone got to hear the news, 4 fire trucks rushed to the scene. The
swirling flames were extinguished in 20 minutes. No one was in the office
and there were no casualties.
The police do not yet know the cause of the fire. But the neighbours, who
usually know everything conjecture that the small inferno was caused by a
fire lit by a renter next door whose electricity had been cut off by EGAT.
Investigations continue.
For the love of food
Police Captain Thirasak Seesaeng was informed by officers that
they had arrested a 17-year-old shoeshine girl, Suphansa Malaithong. The
lugubrious lass was charged with robbing Mr. Minus Loon, (sic) a Danish
national, while he was sitting at a beer bar on Soi 2.
The canny girl, seeing that the Dane was a bit tipsy, asked if he wanted a
shoeshine. As he was wearing leather sandals, Pattaya Mail reporters believe
he may have been a bit more than ‘tipsy’. The girl, a prodigy of
prestidigitation, pickpocketed the Dane and ran away.
He later identified her in a police line-up, and although she had relieved
him of 40,000 baht, officers discovered only 6,000 baht in cash on her
person.
The lamenting lass told officers she had spent the rest on personal items
and food. She said eating was her favourite thing in life and she was not
going to give it up, even if she had to steal to do it.
Not in my house
Two men are in critical condition at the Banglamung Hospital
after a senseless, drunken brawl. Apparently, alcohol and mistaken
identities were the reason the fight broke out.
Pattaya police were informed that two men were battling with broken bottles
and had managed to damage each other so much that both were unconscious from
loss of blood. Police rushed to the scene, an apartment building in
Banglamung.
From investigations, police learned that one of the men was drunk when he
came home. He tried to enter the wrong apartment and was hit on the head
with a stick by the resident of the apartment, who was also drunk.
Typical macho posturing ensued with challenges, and bottles were used as
weapons.
Both are now charged with assault with a deadly weapon and will be brought
to trial after they are released from the hospital in approximately 7 days.
When asked by reporters why they fought, both men looked puzzled and said
they don’t remember as they were drunk. If found guilty, they could face 10
years in prison.
Concerned mother robbed
A hairdresser was robbed at knifepoint and stabbed while trying
to resist.
At the scene, the two women who owned the shop told police that the robbery
had been carefully planned. One of the hairdressers said the robbers had
phoned the shop first and imitated the voice of one of her sons. He said,
‘Mommy, I have a headache. Please come and take me to the hospital.’
Being worried about her child, she rushed home to find the two
knife-wielding robbers standing in front of her house. They put their knives
to the woman’s throat and removed her 2 baht gold necklace. They also forced
the woman’s husband, who was in the house, to give them his 5 baht weight
gold chain and over 10,000 baht in cash.
The police noted this down in the daybook and were a bit non-plussed that
the woman could not recognise her own child’s voice on the telephone.
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Pattaya gears up for
Thai Cultural Fair
By Kittisak Khamthong
The private sector is investing 10,000,000 baht in the 12th annual ‘Thai
Cultural Fair’.
Mr. Suphadit Maneeratcharatsri, the President of the Pattaya Business and
Tourism Association, told the media that Chonburi would be the host of the
event, which is will be held from 5 - 9 November, 1997. A huge turnout is
expected and the PBTA is in full readiness.
To ensure that this year’s event will be even better than in preceding
years, the provincial government and the private sector are joining together
to create a budget of 10 million baht, of which Pattaya City will provide
one million baht and the Provincial Council of Chonburi will provide one
million baht.
Chonburi Governor Sujarit Pajchimanan made the request to join the private
and government sectors to promote the event.
Mr. Somkhaun Nokhong, President of the Chonburi Department of Cultural
Affairs, said that there will be a grand dinner for all those involved in
the cultural fair. The dinner will be held on Loi Island, Sriracha on
November 8th, 1997. This is the time that the Loy Krathong festival is held.
The first nation-wide cultural fair was held in 1986 in Chiang-Mai and has
become a traditional annual event. The festival is held in a different
province every year, each time presenting traditional types of performing
arts, exhibitions, cultural demonstrations and academic discussions.
For many people the most interesting and accessible part is the
demonstration of village handicrafts from the various regions.
Sophin Thepjug, a member of the Pattaya City Council, told media that it was
a great honour that Pattaya was chosen to be the site of this year’s
festival. She said it would give tourism a great boost. Ms. Thepjug said
there would be a very active public relations team promoting the event.
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Tourist Police aid flood victims

by Boonleua Chatri
Tourist Police Commander for Pattaya, Police Major Jongsak Yeamlamoon is
spearheading a campaign to help flood victims throughout the country. Police
are now accepting donations of money, non-perishable and perishable foods
and personal items for those who have suffered from the floods.
Donations will be taken to the southern provinces hit by floods. So far, the
police have taken up a collection, and the people of Larn Island have given
boxes of personal items and cash.
If everyone gives a little, it can help our brothers and sisters who are
suffering hardships in the south.
Koh Larn residents lobby for improvements
At Pattaya City Hall, Mr. Thaworn Konganan, the Headman
of Larn Island, told the media that the people of the island wanted more
public telephone boxes at important points on the island. This will make
island to shore communication easier for the general public.
The people also called for public training in dealing with natural
disasters, especially fire. At this time, many of the island’s citizens are
members of the first aid volunteers.
The publicly concerned people of Larn Island also want a committee set-up to
keep Samae Beach clean.
Sex with children is a crime
As a state party to the Convention on the Rights of the
Child, the government of Thailand is working towards eradicating the
involvement of children in the commercial sex industry, enlisting the
cooperation of many non-government organizations. But the Thai government
needs your cooperation, too.
Important facts:
There are a number of children involved in commercial sex in Thailand, but
these children are not willing victims.
Giving money to children in exchange for sexual favours is no way to help
them. It harms the children both psychologically and physically.
Some claim that children are less likely to be infected with HIV or AIDS.
This is a myth. In fact, children can easily become infected and pass the
disease on to others.
Penalties for child sexual abuse:
Statutory rape and sexual abuse of children under the age of 15 involve
penalties ranging from 4 to 20 years of imprisonment. If the child is under
the age of 13, the sentence could be life imprisonment.
Protect our children
You can help protect our children. Should you be approached by touts of any
type (taxi drivers, hotel staff, etc.) or should you have evidence of abuse,
please report this to the proper authorities and child rights groups. By
doing so you may be saving a life.
Your action is needed
In order to help children, if you have information on sexual abuse
against them, please call:
Tourist police - Pattaya, 425-937, 429-371.
Crime Suppression Division - Bangkok, 512-0606.
Center for the Protection of Children’s Rights (CPCR) - Bangkok, 412-1196,
412-0739.
Friends of Women Foundation - Bangkok, 279-7158, 270-0928-9.
Task Force to Fight Against Child Exploitation (FACE) - Bangkok, 509-5782,
01-492-644.
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Bay Watch
by Kittisak Khamthong

This poor oil palm is not executing a graceful bow, but
has expired in the line of duty. Planting palm trees on this traffic island
was a good idea, but people not willing to wait for nature to work decided
to transplant full grown trees on the island. Suffering from arboreal
culture shock, some of the trees bowed out gracefully, as taking root is not
possible for such a mature tree. After these useless deaths, the city has
had difficulty in removing the trees, as the operation would require the use
of a very large crane. The bodies thus stand in state. For how long, who
knows?

C’mon Guys. When’s it going to get better? Or are we
going to wait until the beginning of ‘Amazing Thailand Year?’
Three hospital blue colored flowerpots adorn the area in front of the
“Welcome to Pattaya” sign. From looking at the health of the plants in the
pots, the colour is highly suitable. The poor flora is obviously suffering
from plant hepatitis. Some occupants have already gone to the big greenhouse
in the sky, as their pots are empty. All this shows the lack of
responsibility on the part of certain officials. If a poor tree, which
thrives unattended in a jungle, dies in a city, what does it say about the
people who care for it? We should all remember that if we don’t take care of
the city, it won’t take care of us.
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History they never teach you
by Jay Patterson
Sir Posthlewaite Cholomondely, former director of British
Intelligence or MI 5 covert operations, recently revealed a long kept
secret.
He told reporters that although many British women had tried to imitate
former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher’s hairstyle, all attempts had been
unsuccessful. Sir Posthlewaite informed media that this was because it was
not really hair that was on Mrs. Thatcher’s head.
What looked like a hairdo was actually a high-tech protective helmet,
designed to deflect any missiles or projectiles aimed at the former Prime
Minister’s head.
The headpiece was made of diorite, a rock composed of feldspar and
hornblende. It is one of the hardest substances in the universe and the
feldspar component is highly reflective. This is what gave the supposed
‘Maggie do’ its famous lustre. Outside the agency, only the Prime Minister
and her hairdresser knew of the ruse.
Mrs. Thatcher and her tonsorial consultant, Miss Prunella Haggis, had to be
carefully instructed in donning and wearing the device, which weighed 2
stone (approximately 28 pounds). If Miss Haggis put the ‘hair’ on at a
slightly wrong angle or Mrs. Thatcher forgot to keep her neck stiff,
whiplash could occur.
This actually did happen once and readers may remember Mrs. Thatcher wearing
a neck brace for a brief period during one of her many terms in office.
Miss Haggis told reporters of the incident: ‘Cor! I nearly weed in me pants!
Me and ‘erself was gonna ‘ave a cuppa and the kettle boiled over. I ran to
the stove and let go of the bloody thing too quick. Ere was me, scalded, and
‘erself was wailing like a banshee, in han haccent like yew’d ‘ear in
Picadilly Circus.’
Sir Posthlewaite explained the former Prime Minister’s sudden linguistic
shift to reporters with a smile. ‘Pain is the great leveller. It takes us
all back to our roots.’
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