Now playing in Pattaya
The Thing (2011): (Scheduled) US/ Canada, Horror/
Mystery/ Sci-Fi/ Thriller – A prelude to John Carpenter’s classic 1982 film of
the same name: A paleontologist has traveled to a desolate region of Antarctica
for the expedition of her lifetime. Joining a Norwegian scientific team that has
stumbled across an extraterrestrial ship buried in the ice, she discovers an
organism that seems to have died in the crash eons ago. When a simple experiment
frees the alien from its frozen prison, she must join the crew’s pilot to keep
it from killing them off one at a time. Rated R in the US for strong creature
violence and gore, disturbing images, and language. Mixed or average reviews.
Vampire Strawberry: (Scheduled) Thai, Comedy – Another
one of those Thai combinations of horror and low comedy. This time the story
involves two kids who unwittingly release a vampire from its confinement.
Naturally the vampire is now hungry, and immediately starts hunting down young
women, to drink their blood.
In Time: US, Crime/ Sci-Fi/ Thriller – I quite enjoyed this
film! It has one of the most intriguing premises of recent movies: In a future
where time is literally money, and aging stops at 25, the only way to stay alive
is to earn, steal, or inherit more time. You need to stretch your beliefs a bit
to swallow all this, but once you do you’re in for a fun and stylish ride with a
bit of social commentary. It’s a quietly angry picture – an extended metaphor
for the way corporations suck the life from the poor and the
not-quite-middle-class. A young man (the ubiquitous and ever more excellent
Justin Timberlake) lives life a minute at a time, until a windfall of time gives
him access to the world of the wealthy, where he teams up with a beautiful young
heiress to destroy the whole corrupt system. Also stars Cillian Murphy, Alex
Pettyfer, Amanda Seyfried, and Olivia Wilde. An interesting style to it, and the
art direction and cinematography are top notch. Mixed or average reviews. In
English with Thai subtitles everywhere, and Big C also has a Thai-dubbed
version.
Paranormal Activity 3: US, Horror/ Mystery – Much like its
immensely popular predecessors, this is a slow-building, stealthily creepy
supernatural thriller that takes a teasing and indirect approach to generating
suspense and dread, but surpasses the previous ones in terms of tension and
scares. In fact, they say it’s so spine-tingling you might just freak out. Rated
R in the US for some violence, language, brief sexuality, and drug use; 18+ in
Thailand. Digital but not 3D, and at Pattaya Beach only. Generally favorable
reviews.
Killer Elite: US/ Australia, Action/ Crime/ Thriller – The
story pits two of the worlds’ most elite operatives – an ex-special ops agent
(Jason Statham) and his longtime mentor (Robert De Niro) – against the cunning
leader of a secret military society (Clive Owen). Covering the globe from
Australia to Paris, London and the Middle East, they are plunged into a highly
dangerous game of cat and mouse – where the predators become the prey. Rated R
in the US for strong violence, language, and some sexuality/ nudity; SF cinemas
have a Thai rating of 18+, but Major has it as 15+. Mixed or average reviews. In
English everywhere except Big C, where it’s Thai-dubbed.
Racing Love / Mid Mile: Thai, Comedy/ Romance – Racing-car
drivers competing for love and glory in this pretty standard mix of slapstick
and gross jokes. Well-known Thai comedian Kohtee Aramboy stars as a tuk-tuk
driver who joins the race. Only Pattaya Beach has English subtitles.
1911: China/ Hong Kong, Action/ Adventure/ Drama/ History/
War – A historical drama based on the founding of the Republic of China when
nationalist forces led by Sun Yat-sen overthrew the Qing Dynasty. Directed by
and starring Jackie Chan. A lavishly illustrated history lesson with more than a
touch of Chinese government propaganda which avoids completely some currently
uncomfortable topics. Even the irrepressible Jackie Chan (this is his 100th
film) seems subdued. Rated R in the US for war violence, 15+ in Thailand. Shown
only in a Thai-dubbed version. Generally unfavorable reviews.
Tower Heist: US, Action/ Comedy/ Crime – Ben Stiller, Eddie
Murphy, and Casey Affleck lead an all-star cast in a comedy caper about ordinary
working guys who seek revenge on the Wall Street swindler who stiffed them in a
Ponzi scheme. Mixed or average reviews, but receiving much praise from those who
appreciate Eddie Murphy’s brand of comedy. Not at Big C.
Dream House: US, Drama/ Mystery/ Thriller – A family
unknowingly moves into a home where several grisly murders were committed, only
to find themselves the killer’s next target. Stars Daniel Craig, Rachel Weisz,
and Naomi Watts. Generally unfavorable reviews, describing it as slow and
stuffy, and way too obvious to be scary. Now at Major only, as of last
Wednesday.
Top Secret / Wai Roon Pan Lan: Thai, Drama – Based on a true
story of a teenage boy – “Top” Aitthipat Kulapongvanich – who was wasting his
time with online games until a twist of fate changed him from an ordinary
teenager to a young billionaire at 27 by creating his Tao Kae Noi seaweed-snack
company when he was just out of his teens. “Top” is his nickname, so the title
really reads “Top’s Secret (to success).”
30 Kam Lung Jaew: Thai, Comedy/ Romance – Ja, a beautiful
woman, has everything a woman is supposed to dream of having: a successful
career, a partying lifestyle, and a handsome sweetheart. On her 30th birthday,
Ja finds her perfect life changed when her boyfriend wants to halt the
relationship. Now, at thirtysomething, she accepts a happy single life until a
new guy gets in her life – and he’s seven years younger than she is. This one is
Thai-only everywhere.
30+ Single on Sale: Thai, Comedy/ Romance – Not to be
confused with the above! A woman in her 30’s faces misfortunes in love and
struggles to find her soul mate, but thinks her chances are nearly over now that
she’s thirty – especially now that a fortune teller tells her that if she
doesn’t find a man soon, she’ll have to wait 20 years before another one comes
along. Has been a big hit in Thailand. With popular Thai stars Arak (Pe)
Amornsupsiri and Cherman Boonyasak. At Pattaya Beach only, as of last Wednesday.
Contagion: US, Drama/ Sci-Fi/ Thriller – Strange: I found
this a poor film with some very good things in it. It should have been a very
scary movie, playing upon and clarifying some basic terrors currently active in
our society. But despite the intensity of the individual scenes it didn’t add up
to much of an impact for me, because it was too diffuse. Too many individual
stories, each only briefly told. No single compelling point of view. But:
Generally favorable reviews.
Soon after her return from a business trip to Hong Kong, a
woman (Gwyneth Paltrow) dies from what looks like flu or something similar. Her
young son dies a few days later. Her husband (Matt Damon, in a small but crucial
role, played wonderfully) seems immune. Thus begins the spread of a deadly
infection. A large and impressive cast, including Jude Law – disturbing in a
strangely written part of a blogger with too many cross-currents to be
believable; Laurence Fishburne – playing an ineffectual character far removed
from his usual persona; and Marion Cotillard, Elliott Gould, Kate Winslet, many
others. At Major Cineplex only, as of last Wednesday, in Digital (but not 3D).
