Now playing in Pattaya
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo: (Scheduled.) US/
Sweden/ UK/ Germany, Crime/ Drama/ Mystery/ Thriller – Brutal and captivating.
With Daniel Craig, Rooney Mara, Christopher Plummer, Stellan Skarsgard, Steven
Berkoff, Robin Wright, and directed by David Fincher (The Social Network, The
Curious Case of Benjamin Button). Journalist Mikael Blomkvist is aided in
his search for a woman who has been missing for forty years by Lisbeth Salander,
a young computer hacker – and one of the most unique and vivid female
protagonists ever created, first in the highly popular series of novels by Stieg
Larsson, and then in the trio of Swedish films made from them. Rated R in the US
for brutal violent content including rape and torture, strong sexuality, graphic
nudity, and language. Generally favorable reviews. I don’t see how it can
possibly outdo the stunning Swedish original, but we shall see.
The Darkest Hour: (Scheduled.) US, Action/ Horror/
Sci-Fi/ Thriller – Stranded in Moscow, five young people lead the charge against
an alien race who have attacked Earth via our power supply. Starring: Emile
Hirsch and Olivia Thirlby. Reviews: Overwhelming dislike.
Flying Swords of Dragon Gate: (Scheduled.) China,
Action/ Adventure – At the time of the story in the Ming Dynasty, the bad guys
are the eunuchs of the Imperial Court, who have created their own unaccountable
secret police, armed with bizarre weapons and utterly ruthless in their quest
for power and wealth. Starring Jet Li and directed by the innovative Tsui Hark.
A 3D film.
The Adventures of Tintin: US/ New Zealand, Animation/ Action/
Adventure/ Family/ Mystery – Based on the series of classic comic books created
by Belgian artist Georges Remi, who wrote under the pen name of Herg้. The
series is one of the most popular European comics of the 20th century, with
translations published in more than 50 languages and more than 200 million
copies of the books sold.
Steven Spielberg, as director and producer, has once again
crafted what I think is a spirited, thrilling adventure using the latest
motion-capture technology and wedding it to tried and true Spielberg story
elements. It keeps close to the original tone and intent, so those who are fond
of the books will be enthralled. Whether it will capture the imagination of
those not brought up on the books is a little uncertain.
I enjoyed it well enough. The story has the intrepid young
reporter Tintin discovering directions to a sunken ship commanded by an ancestor
of the brash and cynical Captain Haddock, and the two go off on a treasure hunt.
Generally favorable reviews. In Digital 3D and English at Pattaya Beach,
apparently 2D and English at Major, and Digital 3D and Thai-dubbed at Big C.
Real Steel: US/ India, Action/ Drama/ Sci-Fi/ Sport – A
future-set story where robot boxing is a popular sport. Yes, you read that right
– boxing matches between robots. And the plot: A struggling promoter – no other
than Hugh Jackman – feels he’s found a champion in a discarded robot. (Are your
heartstrings pulled yet?) During his hopeful rise to the top, his barely
acknowledged 11-year-old son (Dakota Goyo) comes into his life. Ah, you’re
saying, now you’re grabbed! Well, despite the outlandish premise, the movie
proves that yes, audiences can root for robots in boxing matches, and get
emotionally involved.
I’ve seen this film, and the story about the rejected son is
nicely played indeed and will bring a tear to your eye. And there is some
thrilling and exciting action, done very well indeed, as you would expect from a
Steven Spielberg production; the film uses motion capture technology of actual
boxers for accuracy during the robot fights, supervised by no less than Sugar
Ray Leonard. I have to say that overall it is an amazingly entertaining film,
with a thoroughly satisfying performance by the young boy, and the robots. Mixed
or average reviews; much better than you would think. It’s a 2D film, in English
everywhere except Big C, whose version is Thai-dubbed.
New Year’s Eve: US, Comedy/ Romance – A film which had hopes
of celebrating love, forgiveness, second chances, and fresh starts, in
intertwining stories told amidst the pulse and promise of New York City on its
most frenetic night of the year. What it turned out to be was a sentimental ode
to Times Square at midnight on New Year’s Eve, the last place on earth I would
want to be after doing it four times. It’s a sort of a sugary promotional
tourist advertisement. Starring Ashton Kutcher, Jessica Biel, and Sarah Jessica
Parker and a huge selection of stars and semi-stars. Generally unfavorable
reviews, calling it such things as shallow, sappy, and dull. Only at Major, in
Digital (but not 3D).
Sor Kor Sor Sweety / Bangkok Sweety: Thailand, Comedy/
Romance – Much like a Thai version of the above (New Year’s Eve), except the
stories extend from New Year’s to Valentine’s Day. For the third year in a row
now, in the last week of the year, the studio M-Thirtynine has released an
absolute bottom of the barrel Thai RomCom that has been savaged by the press and
hailed by the customers, with plenty of young Thai stars, and music and dancing.
They’ve all been hugely popular, and made a lot of money, so here we are again.
Thai soundtrack only, except at Pattaya Beach, which has English subtitles.
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows: US, Action/ Adventure/
Crime/ Mystery/ Thriller – Sherlock Holmes and his sidekick Dr. Watson join
forces to outwit and bring down their fiercest adversary, Professor Moriarty.
Once again starring Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law. Face it, there’s no way
there’s going to be a legitimate Holmes movie coming out these days. Surely not
when the 2009 film made so much money. This sequel has just as many explosions,
anachronisms, quick cuts, and all the rest of the attributes of an action movie.
In forty or eighty years from now when the confusingly edited action sequences
in all our current films will be re-edited, as surely they must, this will turn
out to be a wholly delightful film. Mixed or average reviews. In English
everywhere, and Big C has a Thai-dubbed version as well.
The Kick / Won Don Tae: Thailand/ South Korea, Action/
Adventure/ Thriller – A South Korean-Thai co-production about a Korean family in
Bangkok who join with a pair of Thai friends to battle gangsters. Mom and Pop,
former Korean Taekwondo champs, settle down in Thailand and open a Korean
restaurant and Taekwondo school. Their three kids, though, are interested in
different things; the teenage boy is crazy about K-pop, the girl loves football
and Thai dance, and only the youngest boy shows any interest in Taekwondo. Soon
the family makes friends with Mum Jokmok – who else? – and his niece, a talented
Muay Thai boxer, played by Thailand’s favorite female fighter, Jeeja Yanin. (And
the feeling is that she isn’t given enough to do.) Everything changes when the
family and their friends become involved with Korean mobsters who’ve stolen some
ancient daggers. Directed by Prachya Pinkaew. English subtitles everywhere.
Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol: US, Action/ Adventure/
Thriller –– I found this to be an exciting and intense action thriller, and of
that kind of thing, very well-done indeed. This, the fourth film in the popular
series, again stars Tom Cruise, and he still exhibits his undeniable
star-quality. The IMF is shut down when it is implicated in the bombing of the
Kremlin, causing Ethan Hunt and his new team to go rogue to clear their
organization’s name. It’s a 2D film, with some parts filmed in super
high-definition Digital IMAX – though shown in IMAX only in Bangkok. The high
point has to be the scaling of the Burj Dubai, now the world’s tallest building
at 2,723 ft. Tom Cruise is insisting that all the height-defying stunt work on
the building was done by him personally. Even without an IMAX projector, the
high definition of these scenes are impressive and spectacular. But the whole
film is a lot of fun. In English, except Thai-dubbed at Big C. Generally
favorable reviews.
Immortals (2011): US, Action/ Drama/ Fantasy – With
fantastical design and painterly images that are really quite beautiful (when
not too dark to be seen), this film lacks any character development and has no
emotional resonance for any of its characters. Eons after the Gods won their
mythic struggle against the Titans, a new evil threatens the land, the rise of
power-mad King Hyperion, nicely played by Mickey Rourke. Rapid editing spoils
most of the film for me; I can see how this might be a decent film, if
completely re-edited, as surely someone will do, sometime in the future. Rated R
in the US for sequences of strong bloody violence, and a scene of sexuality; 15+
here. Mixed or average reviews. In Digital 3D (English) and only at Pattaya
Beach – as of this last Wednesday.
